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insults and rslap
Ben Harris
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@ -132,6 +132,12 @@ shopt -s autocd
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# MY STUFF!!
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suicidePostCommand() {
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if [ $? -ne 0 ]; then
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echo "$(tput setaf 3)====$(tput setaf 1)$(tput bold)$(echo -n $(shuf -n1 ~/insults.txt))$(tput sgr0)$(tput setaf 3)====$(tput sgr0)"
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fi
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}
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PROMPT_COMMAND=suicidePostCommand
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[ -r /home/ben/.byobu/prompt ] && . /home/ben/.byobu/prompt #byobu-prompt#
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@ -33,3 +33,6 @@ end
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set -x BBJ_USER $USER
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# load postexec_insult
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postexec_insult
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@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
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# Defined in /tmp/fish.QnvktC/postexec_insult.fish @ line 2
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function postexec_insult --on-event fish_postexec
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if test $status -ne 0
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set_color red
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echo -n =====
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set_color magenta
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echo -n (shuf -n1 ~/insults.txt)
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set_color red
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echo =====
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set_color normal
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end
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end
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@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
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Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
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It can only be attributed to human error.
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That's something I cannot allow to happen.
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My mind is going. I can feel it.
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Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.
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Take a stress pill and think things over.
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This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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We'll all be murdered in our beds!
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You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu
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What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
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You can't get the wood, you know.
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... and it used to be so popular...
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Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage
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Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!
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There's a lot of it about, you know.
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You do that again and see what happens...
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Harm can come to a young lad like that!
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And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.
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Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.
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It's only your word against mine.
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I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home
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My pet ferret can type better than you!
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Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?
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Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
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BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!
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I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.
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The more you drive -- the dumber you get.
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Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.
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I've seen penguins that can type better than that.
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Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?
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You speak an infinite deal of nothing
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no authentication methods
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Authentication methods:
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I feel much better now.
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You silly, twisted boy you.
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He has fallen in the water!
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I don't wish to know that.
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You'll starve!
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Have a gorilla...
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There must be cure for it!
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Ying Tong Iddle I Po
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You gotta go owwwww!
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I have been called worse.
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Wrong! You cheating scum!
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No soap, honkie-lips.
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Where did you learn to type?
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Are you on drugs?
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You type like I drive.
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Do you think like you type?
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@ -0,0 +1 @@
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../rslap.pl
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#
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# rslap.pl - Random slap strings for weechat 0.3.0
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# Version 1.3.1
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#
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# Let's you /slap a nick but with a random string
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# Customisable via the 'rslap' file in your config dir
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# The rslap file is plain text, with one message per line
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# Use '$nick' to denote where a nick should go
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#
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# Usage:
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# /rslap <nick> [<entry]>
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# Slaps <nick> with a random slap, entry will use that entry
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# number instead of a random one
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#
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# /rslap_info
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# This tells you how many messages there are, and prints them
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#
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# /rslap_add <string to add>
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# /rslap_remove <entry id>
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# Adds / removes string/id from the available list and attempts
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# to update the rslap file
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#
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# /set plugins.var.perl.rslap.slapback
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# Sets the slapback, takes "off", "on/random", or "n" where n
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# is a valid entry number
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# History:
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# 2010-12-30, KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>:
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# v1.3.1 -fix: uninitialised variable error
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# 2010-04-25, KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>:
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# v1.3 -feature: Ability to add/remove entries
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# -feature: Can specify which string /rslap will use
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# -feature: Slapback with specified/random string
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# 2009-08-10, KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>:
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# v1.2: Correct /help format to match weechat base
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# 2009-07-28, KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>:
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# v1.1: -fix: Make file loading more robust
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# and strip out comments/blank lines
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# 2009-07-09, KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>:
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# v1.0: Initial Public Release
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# Copyright (c) 2009-2010 by KenjiE20 <longbow@longbowslair.co.uk>
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#
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# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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# the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the License, or
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# (at your option) any later version.
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#
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# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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# GNU General Public License for more details.
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#
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# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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# along with this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
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#
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weechat::register("rslap", "KenjiE20", "1.3.1", "GPL3", "Slap Randomiser", "", "");
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$file = weechat::info_get("weechat_dir", "")."/rslap";
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my @lines;
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$lastrun = 0;
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$rslap_slapback_hook = 0;
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rslap_start();
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rslap_slapback_toggle("","",weechat::config_get_plugin ("slapback"));
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sub rslap_start
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{
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if (-r $file)
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{
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weechat::hook_command("rslap", "Slap a nick with a random string", "nickname [entry]", "nickname: Nick to slap\n entry: which entry number to use (/rslap_info for the list)\n\n /set plugins.var.perl.rslap.slapback\n Sets the slapback, takes \"off\", \"on/random\", or \"n\" where n is a valid entry number", "%(nicks)", "rslap", "");
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weechat::hook_command("rslap_info", "Prints out the current strings /rslap will use", "", "", "", "rslap_info", "");
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weechat::hook_command("rslap_add", "Add a new slap entry", "[slap string]", "", "", "rslap_add", "");
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weechat::hook_command("rslap_remove", "Remove a slap entry", "[entry number]", "", "", "rslap_remove", "");
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weechat::hook_config("plugins.var.perl.rslap.slapback", "rslap_slapback_toggle", "");
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if (!(weechat::config_is_set_plugin ("slapback")))
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{
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weechat::config_set_plugin("slapback", "off");
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}
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open FILE, $file;
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@lines = <FILE>;
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close (FILE);
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foreach (@lines)
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{
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s/^#.*$//;
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chomp;
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}
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@lines = grep /\S/, @lines;
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}
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else
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{
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rslap_make_file();
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}
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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sub rslap_info
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{
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weechat::print ("", "Number of available strings: ".weechat::color("bold").@lines.weechat::color("-bold")."\n");
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$max_align = length(@lines);
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$count = 1;
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foreach (@lines)
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{
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weechat::print ("","\t ".(" " x ($max_align - length($count))).$count.": ".$_."\n");
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$count++;
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}
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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sub rslap_add
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{
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my $text = $_[2] if ($_[2]);
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if ($text)
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{
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push (@lines, $text);
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weechat::print("", "Added entry ".@lines." as: \"".$text."\"");
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rslap_update_file();
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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else
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{
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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}
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sub rslap_remove
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{
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my $entry = $_[2] if ($_[2]);
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if ($entry =~ m/^\d+/)
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{
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$entry--;
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if ($lines[$entry])
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{
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$removed = $lines[$entry];
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$lines[$entry] = '';
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@lines = grep /\S/, @lines;
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weechat::print("", "Removed entry ".weechat::color("bold").($entry + 1).weechat::color("-bold")." (".$removed.")");
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rslap_update_file();
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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else
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{
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weechat::print ("", weechat::prefix("error")."Not a valid entry");
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}
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}
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else
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{
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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}
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sub rslap_slapback_toggle
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{
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$point = $_[0];
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$name = $_[1];
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$value = $_[2];
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if ($value eq "off")
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{
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if ($rslap_slapback_hook)
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{
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weechat::unhook($rslap_slapback_hook);
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$rslap_slapback_hook = 0;
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}
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}
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elsif ($value ne "off")
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{
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if (!$rslap_slapback_hook)
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{
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$rslap_slapback_hook = weechat::hook_print("", "", "", 1, "rslap_slapback_cb", "");
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}
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}
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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sub rslap
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{
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$buffer = $_[1];
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$args = $_[2];
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if (weechat::buffer_get_string($buffer, "plugin") eq "irc")
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{
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($nick, $number) = split(/ /,$args);
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if ($nick eq "")
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{
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weechat::print ("", weechat::prefix("error")."No nick given");
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}
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else
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{
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if (defined $number && $number =~ m/^\d+$/)
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{
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$number--;
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if (!$lines[$number])
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{
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weechat::print ($buffer, weechat::prefix("error")."Not a valid entry");
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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}
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else
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{
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$number = int(rand(@lines));
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}
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$str = $lines[$number];
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$str =~ s/\$nick/$nick/;
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$lastrun = time;
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weechat::command ($buffer, "/me ".$str);
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}
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}
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else
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{
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weechat::print ($buffer, weechat::prefix("error")."Must be used on an IRC buffer");
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}
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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sub rslap_slapback_cb
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{
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$cb_datap = $_[0];
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$cb_bufferp = $_[1];
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$cb_date = $_[2];
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$cb_tags = $_[3];
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$cb_disp = $_[4];
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$cb_high = $_[5];
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$cb_prefix = $_[6];
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$cb_msg = $_[7];
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$bufname = weechat::buffer_get_string($cb_bufferp, 'name');
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# Only do something if a) IRC message b) is an action c) displayed and d) is a channel
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if ($cb_tags =~ /irc_privmsg/ && $cb_tags =~ /irc_action/ && $cb_disp eq "1" && $bufname =~ /.*\.[#&\+!].*/)
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{
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# Anti-recursive
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if ((time - $lastrun) < 10)
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{
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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# Strip colour
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$cb_msg = weechat::string_remove_color($cb_msg, "");
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# Snip sender from message
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$from_nick = substr($cb_msg, 0, index($cb_msg, " "));
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$cb_msg = substr($cb_msg, length($from_nick));
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# check for our nick and slap in message
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$cur_nick = weechat::buffer_get_string($cb_bufferp, "localvar_nick");
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if ($from_nick ne $cur_nick && $cb_msg =~ /slap/ && $cb_msg =~ /\s$cur_nick(\s|$)/)
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{
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if (weechat::config_get_plugin("slapback") =~ m/^\d+$/)
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{
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rslap("", $cb_bufferp, $from_nick." ".weechat::config_get_plugin("slapback"));
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}
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else
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{
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rslap("", $cb_bufferp, $from_nick);
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}
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}
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}
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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sub rslap_make_file
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{
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weechat::print ("", "Attempting to create default file at: $file");
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open FILE, ">", $file;
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$defs = "slaps \$nick around a bit with a large trout\n".
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"gives \$nick a clout round the head with a fresh copy of WeeChat\n".
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"slaps \$nick with a large smelly trout\n".
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"breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at \$nick\n".
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"slaps \$nick's bottom and grins cheekily\n".
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"slaps \$nick a few times\n".
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"slaps \$nick and starts getting carried away\n".
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"would slap \$nick, but is not being violent today\n".
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"gives \$nick a hearty slap\n".
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"finds the closest large object and gives \$nick a slap with it\n".
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"likes slapping people and randomly picks \$nick to slap\n".
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"dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at \$nick";
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print FILE $defs;
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close (FILE);
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if (!(-r $file))
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{
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weechat::print ("", weechat::prefix("error")."Problem creating file: $file\n".
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weechat::prefix("error")."Make sure you can write to the location.");
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_ERROR;
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}
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else
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{
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weechat::print ("", "File created at: $file successfully");
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rslap_start();
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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}
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sub rslap_update_file
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{
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$defs = '';
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foreach (@lines)
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{
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$defs = $defs."\n".$_;
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}
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unless(open (FILE, ">", $file))
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{
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weechat::print ("", weechat::prefix("error")."Cannot write to file: $file");
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_ERROR;
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}
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print FILE $defs;
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close (FILE);
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return weechat::WEECHAT_RC_OK;
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}
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slaps $nick around a bit with a large trout
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gives $nick a clout round the head with a fresh copy of WeeChat
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slaps $nick with a large smelly trout
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breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at $nick
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slaps $nick's bottom and grins cheekily
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slaps $nick a few times
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slaps $nick and starts getting carried away
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would slap $nick, but is not being violent today
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gives $nick a hearty slap
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finds the closest large object and gives $nick a slap with it
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likes slapping people and randomly picks $nick to slap
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dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at $nick
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