slaps $nick around a bit with a large trout
gives $nick a clout round the head with a fresh copy of WeeChat
slaps $nick with a large smelly trout
breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at $nick
slaps $nick's bottom and grins cheekily
slaps $nick a few times
slaps $nick and starts getting carried away
would slap $nick, but is not being violent today
gives $nick a hearty slap
finds the closest large object and gives $nick a slap with it
likes slapping people and randomly picks $nick to slap
dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at $nick