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@@ -487,3 +487,63 @@ Notes: almost forgot about this one!
 + Sid eventually came to her rescue as Miss Donnelly climbed out of the cab.
 + 
 + It was a total horror show. Midge was not in control. It was really fun!
+
+Id: 34
+Updated: Fri, 09 Sep 2022 09:23:12 -0600
+System: none/fkr
+Module: Cap'n Mushroom and the Case of the Red Slipper
+Role: Player
+Format: live text
+Length: Oneshot
+Status: Ongoing
+Started: 2022-08-09
+Notes: a quick true fkr game with me and erika, sean running
++ 
++ mad fun.
++ 
++ erika played Maelo, a tomb raider / cat burglar with a bit of razzle dazzle magic.
++ 
++ I was Cinder, a grizzled sell-sword who has agreed to do just ONE more job so he can retire and be a mushroom farmer. He's is also a former beloved child actor, star of *Li'l Fatso's Jamboree*.
++ 
++ We were called in to investigate the gruesome murder of Baron von Leffe's squire. They were besieged by bandits out on the road. The Baron escaped, but the boy was skewered by arrows and had his right arm cleaved off and absconded with! The latest in a string of arm thefts.
++ 
++ Cinder and Maelo quickly established a great Watson/Holmes dynamic, and discovered that the wounds from the arrows display necrotization consistent with the Red Slipper mushroom that grows in the graveyard.
++ 
++ In a cut scene, the two set up a trust and a will so that in the event of their unfortunate demise, the Li'l Fatso Memorial Mushroom Farm will be established to teach children the joys of composting.
++ 
++ Sean pointed out afterwards that there were no dice rolls whatsoever, which I find delightful.
+
+Id: 35
+Updated: Fri, 09 Sep 2022 09:39:48 -0600
+System: Adventure Skeletons
+Module: Boneheads
+Role: DM
+Format: discord live sesh
+Length: Oneshot
+Status: Complete
+Started: 2022-09-08
+Notes: one of my players no-showed during our regular D&D campaign so we busted out a quick onepage rpg
++ 
++ https://gshowitt.itch.io/adventure-skeletons
++ 
++ i've been wanting to play this one for quite some time because it looks silly and ridiculous.
++ 
++ Our characters were Vinnie, a sadistic former garbage collector with a vengeance streak a mile wide; Snak, a former orc; and xxx, who used to have a gambling problem.
++ 
++ The skeletons surfaced near a busy crossroads and encountered a shepherd who kicked Vinnie in the pelvis. Snak scared him off, and he ran away with his sheep, vowing to report them to the Visiting Lord.
++ 
++ They regrouped in a nearby barn where they found a shrine to the Visiting Lord. They took apart a goat, Vinnie wearing its pelvis and one of its legs, xxx wearing its head as a hand.
++ 
++ The sweet little old farm lady came by and, confusing the skeletons for her long lost Eustice, offered them soup and redemption. But they knifed her to death anyway.
++ 
++ Bert the farmhand stumbled upon the scene and hit Snak in the pelvis with a shovel, knocking her to pieces. They took out Bert, stole a horse, and burned down the barn.
++ 
++ They came up with a two part plan: vengeance on the shepherd boy, and confront the Visiting Lord.
++ 
++ Snak put on a disguise and pretended to be Clarissa, the milkmaid for whom the boy pines. While he was distracted, xxx appeared on horseback and Vinnie leaped down from above and sent the boy, his love unrequited, into the wild blue yonder with one swift kick to the crotch with his +1 Pelvis Kicking Boots.
++ 
++ Now all well disguised, they ventured into the village and found the Church of the Visiting Lord. They confronted him, and he turned out to be Eccentric Kevin, a fellow skeleton and frenemy from the wizard's dungeon.
++ 
++ They put Kevin's skull on display on the church as a religious symbol and mouthpiece for their agenda, began to rotate through the role of the Visiting Lord themselves, and started to tax their congregants heavily.
++ 
++ Amassing wealth and spreading their new religion became their new mission.

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+      a quick true fkr game with me and erika, sean running
+
+mad fun.
+
+erika played Maelo, a tomb raider / cat burglar with a bit of razzle dazzle magic.
+
+I was Cinder, a grizzled sell-sword who has agreed to do just ONE more job so he can retire and be a mushroom farmer. He's is also a former beloved child actor, star of *Li'l Fatso's Jamboree*.
+
+We were called in to investigate the gruesome murder of Baron von Leffe's squire. They were besieged by bandits out on the road. The Baron escaped, but the boy was skewered by arrows and had his right arm cleaved off and absconded with! The latest in a string of arm thefts.
+
+Cinder and Maelo quickly established a great Watson/Holmes dynamic, and discovered that the wounds from the arrows display necrotization consistent with the Red Slipper mushroom that grows in the graveyard.
+
+In a cut scene, the two set up a trust and a will so that in the event of their unfortunate demise, the Li'l Fatso Memorial Mushroom Farm will be established to teach children the joys of composting.
+
+Sean pointed out afterwards that there were no dice rolls whatsoever, which I find delightful.
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+      one of my players no-showed during our regular DandD campaign so we busted out a quick onepage rpg
+
+https://gshowitt.itch.io/adventure-skeletons
+
+i've been wanting to play this one for quite some time because it looks silly and ridiculous.
+
+Our characters were Vinnie, a sadistic former garbage collector with a vengeance streak a mile wide; Snak, a former orc; and xxx, who used to have a gambling problem.
+
+The skeletons surfaced near a busy crossroads and encountered a shepherd who kicked Vinnie in the pelvis. Snak scared him off, and he ran away with his sheep, vowing to report them to the Visiting Lord.
+
+They regrouped in a nearby barn where they found a shrine to the Visiting Lord. They took apart a goat, Vinnie wearing its pelvis and one of its legs, xxx wearing its head as a hand.
+
+The sweet little old farm lady came by and, confusing the skeletons for her long lost Eustice, offered them soup and redemption. But they knifed her to death anyway.
+
+Bert the farmhand stumbled upon the scene and hit Snak in the pelvis with a shovel, knocking her to pieces. They took out Bert, stole a horse, and burned down the barn.
+
+They came up with a two part plan: vengeance on the shepherd boy, and confront the Visiting Lord.
+
+Snak put on a disguise and pretended to be Clarissa, the milkmaid for whom the boy pines. While he was distracted, xxx appeared on horseback and Vinnie leaped down from above and sent the boy, his love unrequited, into the wild blue yonder with one swift kick to the crotch with his +1 Pelvis Kicking Boots.
+
+Now all well disguised, they ventured into the village and found the Church of the Visiting Lord. They confronted him, and he turned out to be Eccentric Kevin, a fellow skeleton and frenemy from the wizard's dungeon.
+
+They put Kevin's skull on display on the church as a religious symbol and mouthpiece for their agenda, began to rotate through the role of the Visiting Lord themselves, and started to tax their congregants heavily.
+
+Amassing wealth and spreading their new religion became their new mission.
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