%rec: adj

adj: Horsey

adj: Bucket Of

adj: We Bought The

adj: Exceptional

adj: Understood

adj: Electric

adj: Lunar

adj: Wild

adj: Soupy

adj: Balanced

adj: What

adj: Humble

adj: Tropical

adj: Proud

adj: Give Them

adj: Let Them Eat

adj: Perfect

adj: Handsome

adj: Ugly

adj: Too Much

adj: Eldritch

adj: Her Imperial Majesty's

adj: The People's

adj: Coal Miner's Daughter's

adj: Your Very Own

adj: Randy

adj: Clever

adj: Punctual

adj: My Favorite

adj: Effectual

adj: Reliable

adj: Mister

adj: Doctor

adj: Eventual

adj: Naked

adj: Soaking

adj: Blistering

%rec: noun

noun: Horsey

noun: Wizard

noun: Apple

noun: Farm

noun: Dancer

noun: Cheese

noun: Shrubbery

noun: Panic

noun: Chocolate

noun: Horror

noun: Queen

noun: Tropic

noun: Thunder

noun: Pride

noun: Holiday

noun: Hangover

noun: Cake

noun: Smoke

noun: Echo

noun: Commitment

noun: Ransom

noun: For The People

noun: For The Win

noun: In A Box

noun: Under The Sea

noun: Filibuster

noun: Know It All

noun: Bluster

noun: Tornado

noun: Gravity

noun: Mess

noun: Aristocrat

noun: Royalty

noun: Slander

noun: Twenties

noun: Hope

noun: Science

%rec: color

color: black

color: white

color: chestnut

color: flaxen

color: spotted

color: red

color: tan

color: brown

color: pinto

color: palomino

%rec: breed

name: Draft horse
bonus: Gumption

name: Quarter horse
bonus: Razzledazzle

name: Pony
bonus: Moxie

%rec: sport

name: Ring Jousting
desc: the horse must carry its rider so that they can capture a ring with their jousting instrument
attr: razzledazzle

name: Lemon Sticking
desc: the horse must carry its rider so that they can pierce a lemon on the ground with their jousting instrument
attr: razzledazzle

name: Chariot Racing
desc: the horse must draw a two-wheeled chariot
attr: razzledazzle

name: Ballroom Dancing
desc: the horse must dance with elegance and poise
attr: razzledazzle

name: Basket Duck
desc: played with a live duck in a basket. The first side to deliver the duck back to their home ranch wins.
attr: gumption

name: Polo
desc: balls and mallets
attr: gumption

name: Horseball
desc: similar to basket duck, but the ball is a ball instead of a duck, and it must be passed through large vertical hoops in order to score.
attr: gumption

name: Running And Jumping
desc: the runningest, jumpingest horse is the winner.
attr: gumption

name: High Dive and Swimming
desc: a high dive competition, with a synchronized swimming event
attr: moxie

name: Horse Backgammon
desc: it’s like backgammon but for horses
attr: moxie

name: Social Etiquette
desc: manners and social grace
attr: moxie

name: Rhyming and Riddling
desc: a battle of wits
attr: moxie