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name: 00014
title: new year resolutions
date: 2024-01-02
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- Eat 50 eggs
- Lick 30 tigers
- Push 100 ups
- Bake a cake
- Aprender español
- Gregg
- Play one guitar chord each month
- Learn how to spell Connecticut
- DON'T
- Walk to Canada
- Plant a herb garden and also some wildflowers
- Attack and dethrone God
- Take a photograph
- Immanentize the eschaton
- Activate strengths
- groundhog
- Make donuts
- Kite photography