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title: giraffes
subtitle: a long necked hoax?
date: 2022-02-01
updated: 2022-02-20
toc-title: Contents
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## Intro
**Edit**: It has been brought to my attention that giraffes are actually real. I am willing to admit my mistakes, and stand corrected. You have to admit that they are *unlikely* though.

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I mean, have you ever even seen a giraffe?

they look like aliens.

## Too tall

long legs

## Too long

all that neck, and still only 7 neckbones. same as a field mouse, same as any other mammal. what you trying to prove?

## Black tongue

maybe try washing that thing

## horns?

what you even got horns for dude?