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2022-02-04 05:24:58 +00:00
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So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
always the first thing you think when you see
somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
decided to get a little closer to check it out.
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I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
"ew" again and turned around and ran away.
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