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+# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  So I picked up a book in the 
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)   middle of this epic fantasy series.
+ (>vv<)      " "   It's by this author who I heard
+                   does really good sword and sorcery
+     \             stories, and I'm into that. Anyway
+  the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, 
+  last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
+  of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
+  totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
+  of the Nazi party!
+```
+
+
+```
+
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)
+ (>vv<)      " "
+
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)   and there will eventually be a classic
+ (>vv<)      " "   fantasy storyline that interweaves with
+                   the modern nazi storyline.
+     \             
+  Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
+  a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and
+  if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
+  fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
+```
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