diff --git a/00001.md b/00001.md index 4934fbb..f846d38 100644 --- a/00001.md +++ b/00001.md @@ -1,28 +1,28 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -ya see, some people go real fast -and other people they go real slow -yeah that's it doncha know +ya see, some people go real fast +and other people they go real slow +yeah that's it doncha know ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ yeah that's the real root cause of most -workplace conflict +workplace conflict ``` diff --git a/00002.md b/00002.md index 31a2bd9..67f7562 100644 --- a/00002.md +++ b/00002.md @@ -1,27 +1,28 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. +...and that's how I became a YAML +engineer. ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. -But they keep giving me YAML and I keep -ENGINEERING it! +To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real +job either. But they keep giving me +YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ``` diff --git a/00003.md b/00003.md index 7bea970..28d0fac 100644 --- a/00003.md +++ b/00003.md @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -So did you watch the Super Bowl? +So did you watch the Super Bowl? ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Yeah, me neither. +Yeah, me neither. ``` diff --git a/00004.md b/00004.md index 821fdca..5d03829 100644 --- a/00004.md +++ b/00004.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -7,23 +7,23 @@ Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for -Budweiser beer? +Budweiser beer? ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL -PROTO AD! +Yep! I guess you could say it was a +SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ``` diff --git a/00005.md b/00005.md index bd56f57..b6ae4d4 100644 --- a/00005.md +++ b/00005.md @@ -1,29 +1,30 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Who even ever asked for or wanted an information -SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +Who even ever asked for or wanted an +information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ All I want is like a small cute remote -information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the -woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and -listen to the birds and stuff. +information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out +in the woods where I can see some +flowers and leaves and listen to the +birds and stuff. ``` diff --git a/00006.md b/00006.md index c041a86..f41a06b 100644 --- a/00006.md +++ b/00006.md @@ -1,42 +1,45 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" -anymore? I mean it used to be the case that -everybody watched the same nightly news and -listened to the same radio station. And -"counterculture" was growing your hair long -and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality -of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as -quaint as the idea that there are only two -genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to -rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud -emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that -speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can -invent it and upload it for the world to hear with -little more than a cheap laptop. +Is there even such a thing as +"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to +be the case that everybody watched the +same nightly news and listened to the +same radio station. And +"counterculture" was growing your hair +long and listening to rock and roll. +Now the duality of mainstream vs. +counterculture seems as quaint as the +idea that there are only two genders or +only two sexes. Kids don't listen to +rock & roll to rebel, they listen to +soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if +the niche sound that speaks directly to +them doesn't exist, they can invent it +and upload it for the world to hear +with little more than a cheap laptop. ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet -is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of -them there are as many small STREAMS and -countercultures as there are individual -people. +At the other end of the LONG TAIL of +the internet is a metaphorical infosec +furry, and because of them there are as +many small STREAMS and countercultures +as there are individual people. ``` diff --git a/00007.md b/00007.md index 90794d1..a58e37a 100644 --- a/00007.md +++ b/00007.md @@ -1,25 +1,26 @@ -# Pro Toad and Superb Owl - ``` - (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./)_) - (>vv<) " " - - \ - there should be no such thing - as billionaires + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +there should be no such thing as +billionaires ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? - (~~~~) ./)_) - (>vv<) " " + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " ``` ``` - (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./)_) - (>vv<) " " + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ + ``` diff --git a/00008.md b/00008.md index e9d2b3a..3cef27d 100644 --- a/00008.md +++ b/00008.md @@ -1,37 +1,39 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -There was a sense of euphoria while we were in -flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards -everything seemed brittle and fragile like it -was held together with duct tape and kite string -and like it might all come crumbling down if the -wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there -we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we -accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the -process, or if there was anything good about it -all. +There was a sense of euphoria while we +were in flow, like we were invinsible, +but afterwards everything seemed +brittle and fragile like it was held +together with duct tape and kite string +and like it might all come crumbling +down if the wind blew in from the wrong +direction. And there we were in the +aftermath, unsure whether we +accomplished our goals, who we hurt in +the process, or if there was anything +good about it all. ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The -tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at -this point I can't remember if it was code or -coke. +So anyway that's what we call a +"hackathon". The tech bros invited me +to "do some lines" and at this point I +can't remember if it was code or coke. ``` diff --git a/00009.md b/00009.md index 4682a41..fe9cf75 100644 --- a/00009.md +++ b/00009.md @@ -1,42 +1,46 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic -fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard -does really good sword and sorcery stories, and -I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a -tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, -subject to disfigurement because of the family -curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally -takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the -Nazi party! +So I picked up a book in the middle of +this epic fantasy series. It's by this +author who I heard does really good +sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into +that. Anyway the story opens on a +tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his +line, subject to disfigurement because +of the family curse and whatnot. But, +get this, it totally takes place in Old +Germany during the rise of the Nazi +party! ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and -there will eventually be a classic fantasy -storyline that interweaves with the modern -nazi storyline. - -Which means eventually the hero is literally -going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch -him in the face and if there's one thing this -world needs more of, it's mother fucking -dragons beating the shit out of nazis. +I was so disoriented that I looked it +up, and there will eventually be a +classic fantasy storyline that +interweaves with the modern nazi +storyline. +Which means eventually the hero is +literally going ride a dragon to +Hitler's bunker and punch him in the +face and if there's one thing this +world needs more of, it's mother +fucking dragons beating the shit out of +nazis. ``` diff --git a/00010.md b/00010.md index ed7011a..e768752 100644 --- a/00010.md +++ b/00010.md @@ -1,31 +1,32 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his -wedding and narrowed it down to his final two -choices. the first one walked in with two -beetles and started praying over the bugs. the -second one started spraying everybody with -holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? +a guy was looking for a priest to +officiate his wedding and narrowed it +down to his final two choices. the +first one walked in with two beetles +and started praying over the bugs. the +second one started spraying everybody +with holy water from a water gun. Know +who he chose? ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -He chose the blesser of two weevils - +He chose the blesser of two weevils ``` diff --git a/00011.md b/00011.md index 3f30809..9b83139 100644 --- a/00011.md +++ b/00011.md @@ -1,39 +1,43 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some -kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple -people wearing US flags and thought to myself, -ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing -fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is -always the first thing you think when you see -somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw -somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and -thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I -decided to get a little closer to check it out. +So I was down by the capitol and I +noticed some kind of protest was +happening. I saw a couple people +wearing US flags and thought to myself, +ew, probably a bunch of treasonous +right-wing fundamentalist bastards. +Which, you know, is always the first +thing you think when you see somebody +wearing the US flag. But then I saw +somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" +sign and thought, aw, it must be some +pro-choicers! And I decided to get a +little closer to check it out. ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -I got close enough to see a bunch of the other -signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No -Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been -tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous -right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said -"ew" again and turned around and ran away. +I got close enough to see a bunch of +the other signs and they were all like, +"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I +knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch +of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist +bastards! I said "ew" again and turned +around and ran away. ``` diff --git a/00012.md b/00012.md index eed7ffd..35fe823 100644 --- a/00012.md +++ b/00012.md @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Ed is the standard text editor! +Ed is the standard text editor! ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -? -? -? +? +? +? ``` diff --git a/00013.md b/00013.md index e7830e7..7a5c346 100644 --- a/00013.md +++ b/00013.md @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -You can't fathom the unfathomable. +You can't fathom the unfathomable. ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -You can't derstand the understandable! +You can't derstand the understandable! ``` diff --git a/00014.md b/00014.md index 6eb2898..7ac0134 100644 --- a/00014.md +++ b/00014.md @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -So there's this librarian who logged into a -remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep -the chatter down +So there's this librarian who logged +into a remote server to tell everybody +on irc to keep the chatter down ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -It was a ssh shh +It was a ssh shh ``` diff --git a/00015.md b/00015.md index 3cccb2a..dcd0191 100644 --- a/00015.md +++ b/00015.md @@ -1,27 +1,27 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun -stuff in there +dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of +other fun stuff in there ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -I wonder if i can find something somebody calls -home +I wonder if i can find something +somebody calls home ``` diff --git a/00016.md b/00016.md index 94d8f47..d5decd3 100644 --- a/00016.md +++ b/00016.md @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -Having fun isn't hard! +Having fun isn't hard! ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -... when you have a library card! +... when you have a library card! ``` diff --git a/00017.md b/00017.md index 1ed4132..f3e3f33 100644 --- a/00017.md +++ b/00017.md @@ -1,30 +1,30 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and -also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very -old cell phone +today, I'm playing camp counselor at +work and also facing the reality I need +to upgrade my very old cell phone ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me -doing the emotional labor of redirecting other -folks energies so that they don't do a murder or -something +hahaha, one is just emotional, the +other is me doing the emotional labor +of redirecting other folks energies so +that they don't do a murder or something ``` diff --git a/00018.md b/00018.md index 6fa1b06..25a589c 100644 --- a/00018.md +++ b/00018.md @@ -1,25 +1,26 @@ -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -hello my friends wit hshell access +hello my friends wit hshell access ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` -```tcl +``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ -but my mood is good, which trumps everything +but my mood is good, which trumps +everything ``` diff --git a/00019.md b/00019.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..734abcf --- /dev/null +++ b/00019.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +horse +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +bhuururRrURhurU +``` diff --git a/bin/rss.sh b/bin/rss.sh deleted file mode 100755 index ca04c43..0000000 --- a/bin/rss.sh +++ /dev/null @@ -1,21 +0,0 @@ -#!/bin/sh -echo "It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl" > feed.xml -echo "https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowlIt's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!/bin/sh" >> feed.xml - - -for f in *.md; do - if [ $f == "README.md" ]; then - continue - fi - echo " - $f - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/$f - $(git log --follow --format=%ad --date default $f | tail -1) - > feed.xml - pandoc $f >> feed.xml - echo "]]> - " >> feed.xml -done - -echo '' >> feed.xml - diff --git a/bin/toad.md b/bin/toad.md deleted file mode 100644 index 751e98a..0000000 --- a/bin/toad.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,196 +0,0 @@ -# toad.md - -> the pro toad and superb owl comic generator - -## about - -This program reads a script file and interpolates its contents with some ascii art, and then writes the result to stdout. - -The end goal is automating the creation of [Pro Toad and Superb Owl][ptso] comics. - -[ptso]: https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl - -## usage - - $ retro toad.md path/to/script.txt > comic.txt - -## components - -the components of the program are: - -1. IO - open the text file, read it line by line, close the file, write to stdout - -2. input parser - there are 2 line types in the script file: - - - a text line, and - - a separator line: a special `---` line to separate panels. - -3. comic builder - build the first panel, the second panel (no input needed, just output tanel 2), and the 3rd panel (repeat steps needed for 1st panel) - -4. panel builder - for as long as art array has length, and as long as the current input line has length or until the input parser hits the separator line or the end of the file, call the line builder with the next line of the art array (if there is one) and the input line. - - If the input line has no length, and the next line is not the separator, have the line builder insert a "blank line" and get a new input line. - -5. line builder - given two strings, build a new string containing the first, and appending words from the second up to a total of ~80 cols. - -## argument validation - -print a helpful message if the script is called without an argument - -~~~ -script:arguments #0 eq? [ 'Error:_Missing_argument s:put ] if; -~~~ - -## panels - -okay let's go - -There are two panels: one where toad speaks, and one where owl speaks. Let's save each to an array, one string per line. - -Here's toad (panels 1 & 3): - -~~~ -'toad var -{ -'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__ -'_(~~~~)____./)_)___ -'_(>vv<)______"_"___ -'___________________ -'_____\_____________ -} !toad -~~~ - -Here's owl (panel 2): - -~~~ -'owl var -{ -'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__--_Hoo? -'_(~~~~)____./)_)__________ -'_(>vv<)______"_"__________ -} !owl -~~~ - -Also here are some code fences, because we'll need those too: - -~~~ -:fences-open '```tcl s:put nl ; -:fences-close '``` s:put nl ; -~~~ - -## Input/output - -open the file for reading and save the file handle to `handle` - -save the file fize. we'll use this to check for end of file. - -~~~ -'handle var -'size var - -#0 script:get-argument -file:open-for-reading !handle !size - -:get-line @handle file:read-line ; -~~~ - -## Input Parser - -TODO: this isn't tested or used anywhere yet. - -~~~ -{{ - :end-of-file? (-) @handle file:tell @size gteq? ; - :separator? (m-f) '--- eq? ; ----reveal--- - :end-of-section? (-f) separator? end-of-file? or ; -}} -~~~ - -## Line wrapping - -Here's a line wrapping module. - -~~~ -{{ - #0 'displayed var-n - #40 'wrap-at var-n - :wrap? dup @displayed + @wrap-at gt? ; - :display [ nl !displayed ] [ displayed v:inc-by ] choose s:put sp ; ----reveal--- - :s:put-wrapped (s-) ASCII:SPACE s:tokenize - [ dup s:length wrap? display ] a:for-each - #0 !displayed ; -}} -~~~ - -src: - - - - -## Panel 1 - -print out the first panel - -ascii art: - -~~~ -fences-open -@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each -~~~ - -text: - -~~~ -[ - get-line - dup '--- s:eq? not [ - dup s:put-wrapped nl - ] if - '--- s:eq? not -] while -~~~ - -wrap it up: - -~~~ -fences-close nl nl -~~~ - -## Panel 2 - -~~~ -fences-open -@owl [ s:put nl ] a:for-each -fences-close nl nl -~~~ - -## Panel 3 - -print the ascii: - -~~~ -fences-open -@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each -~~~ - -print the text: - -~~~ -[ - get-line - s:put-wrapped nl - @handle file:size @handle file:tell gt? -] while -~~~ - -wrap it up - -~~~ -fences-close -~~~ - -## Conclusion - -That's all! That's the end diff --git a/db/database.rec b/db/database.rec new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ccae13b --- /dev/null +++ b/db/database.rec @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +%rec: comic +%doc: a hilarious webcomic about two best friends +%type: date date +%key: id +%unique: id +%auto: date +%mandatory: id top bottom date +%allowed: id top bottom date +%sort: date + +id: 00001 +top: ya see, some people go real fast ++ and other people they go real slow ++ yeah that's it doncha know +bottom: yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict +date: 2021-08-14 + +id: 00002 +top: ...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. +bottom: To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00003 +top: So did you watch the Super Bowl? +bottom: Yeah, me neither. +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00004 +top: Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? +bottom: Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00005 +top: Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +bottom: All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff. +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00006 +top: Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. +bottom: At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people. +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00007 +top: there should be no such thing as billionaires +bottom: +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00008 +top: There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all. +bottom: So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke. +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00009 +top: So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party! +bottom: I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline. ++ Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis. +date: 2021-08-29 + +id: 00010 +top: a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? +bottom: He chose the blesser of two weevils +date: 2021-12-01 + +id: 00011 +top: So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. +bottom: I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away. +date: 2022-02-03 + +id: 00012 +top: Ed is the standard text editor! +bottom: ? ++ ? ++ ? +date: 2022-08-25 + +id: 00013 +top: You can't fathom the unfathomable. +bottom: You can't derstand the understandable! +date: 2022-11-04 + +id: 00014 +top: So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down +bottom: It was a ssh shh +date: 2022-12-01 + +id: 00015 +top: dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there +bottom: I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home +date: 2023-08-23 + +id: 00016 +top: Having fun isn't hard! +bottom: ... when you have a library card! +date: 2023-10-01 + +id: 00017 +top: today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone +bottom: hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something +date: 2023-10-02 + +id: 00018 +top: hello my friends wit hshell access +bottom: but my mood is good, which trumps everything +date: 2023-10-06 + +id: 00019 +top: horse +bottom: bhuururRrURhurU +date: 2024-01-07 diff --git a/feed.xml b/feed.xml index 279929d..44f72ba 100644 --- a/feed.xml +++ b/feed.xml @@ -1,539 +1,659 @@ -It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl -https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowlIt's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!/bin/sh + + + It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl + It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl! + + /bin/sh - 00001.md + 00001 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-ya see, some people go real fast 
-and other people they go real slow 
-yeah that's it doncha know
-
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- (>vv<)      " "
-
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-yeah that's the real root cause of most 
-workplace conflict
-]]> - - - 00002.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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-...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
-
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- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
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-     \             
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
-ENGINEERING it!
-]]> - - - 00003.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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-So did you watch the Super Bowl?
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- (>vv<)      " "
-
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-Yeah, me neither.
-]]> - - - 00004.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Did you know that one of the very first 
-television advertisements during the 
-AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for 
-Budweiser beer?
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL 
-PROTO AD!
-]]> - - - 00005.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md - Fri Feb 12 10:38:57 2021 -0700 - 
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- (>vv<)      " "   
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-     \             
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an information 
-SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
-
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- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-All I want is like a small cute remote 
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the 
-woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and 
-listen to the birds and stuff.
-]]> - - - 00006.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md - Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" 
-anymore? I mean it used to be the case that 
-everybody watched the same nightly news and 
-listened to the same radio station. And 
-"counterculture" was growing your hair long 
-and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality 
-of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as 
-quaint as the idea that there are only two 
-genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud 
-emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that 
-speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can 
-invent it and upload it for the world to hear with 
-little more than a cheap laptop.
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet 
-is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of 
-them there are as many small STREAMS and 
-countercultures as there are individual 
-people.
-]]> - - - 00007.md - https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - Pro Toad and Superb Owl -
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- (~~~~)    ./)_)
- (>vv<)      " "
+  2021-08-14
+  
+vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+ya see, some people go real fast
+and other people they go real slow
+yeah that's it doncha know
+```
 
-     \
-       there should be no such thing
-       as billionaires
-
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- (~~~~)    ./)_)
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}
- (~~~~)    ./)_)
- (>vv<)      " "
-]]> - + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict +``` +"]]> + + - 00008.md + 00002 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! +``` +"]]> + + + + 00003 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +So did you watch the Super Bowl? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Yeah, me neither. +``` +"]]> + + + + 00004 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! +``` +"]]> + + + + 00005 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff. +``` +"]]> + + + + 00006 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people. +``` +"]]> + + + + 00007 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +there should be no such thing as billionaires +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ + +``` +"]]> + + + + 00008 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md - Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in 
-flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards 
-everything seemed brittle and fragile like it 
-was held together with duct tape and kite string 
-and like it might all come crumbling down if the 
-wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there 
-we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we 
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the 
-process, or if there was anything good about it 
-all.
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The 
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
-this point I can't remember if it was code or 
-coke.
-]]> - + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke. +``` +"]]> + + - 00009.md + 00009 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md - Sat Apr 17 11:45:40 2021 -0600 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
-fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
-does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
-I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
-subject to disfigurement because of the family 
-curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
-takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
-Nazi party!
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
-storyline that interweaves with the modern 
-nazi storyline. 
- 
-Which means eventually the hero is literally 
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
-him in the face and if there's one thing this 
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
-]]> - + 2021-08-29 + +vv<) " " + + \ +So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline. +Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis. +``` +"]]> + + - 00010.md + 00010 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md - Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
-wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
-choices. the first one walked in with two 
-beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
-second one started spraying everybody with 
-holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-He chose the blesser of two weevils 
-
-]]> - + 2021-12-01 + +vv<) " " + + \ +a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +He chose the blesser of two weevils +``` +"]]> + + - 00011.md + 00011 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00011.md - Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
-kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
-people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
-fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
-always the first thing you think when you see 
-somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
-thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
-decided to get a little closer to check it out.
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away.
-]]> - + 2022-02-03 + +vv<) " " + + \ +So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away. +``` +"]]> + + - 00012.md + 00012 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00012.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
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-                   
-     \             
-Ed is the standard text editor!
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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-                   
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-? 
-? 
-?
-]]> - + 2022-08-25 + +vv<) " " + + \ +Ed is the standard text editor! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +? +? +? +``` +"]]> + + - 00013.md + 00013 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00013.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
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-                   
-     \             
-You can't fathom the unfathomable.
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
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-You can't derstand the understandable!
-]]> - + 2022-11-04 + +vv<) " " + + \ +You can't fathom the unfathomable. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +You can't derstand the understandable! +``` +"]]> + + - 00014.md + 00014 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00014.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So there's this librarian who logged into a 
-remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep 
-the chatter down
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
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-It was a ssh shh
-]]> - + 2022-12-01 + +vv<) " " + + \ +So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +It was a ssh shh +``` +"]]> + + - 00015.md + 00015 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00015.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
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-     \             
-dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun 
-stuff in there
-
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
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-I wonder if i can find something somebody calls 
-home
-]]> - + 2023-08-23 + +vv<) " " + + \ +dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home +``` +"]]> + + - 00016.md + 00016 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00016.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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-Having fun isn't hard!
-
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- (>vv<)      " "
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-... when you have a library card!
-]]> - + 2023-10-01 + +vv<) " " + + \ +Having fun isn't hard! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +... when you have a library card! +``` +"]]> + + - 00017.md + 00017 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00017.md - Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 - 
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-today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and 
-also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very 
-old cell phone
-
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-]]> - + 2023-10-02 + +vv<) " " + + \ +today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something +``` +"]]> + + - 00018.md + 00018 https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00018.md - - 
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-]]> - + 2023-10-06 + +vv<) " " + + \ +hello my friends wit hshell access +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +but my mood is good, which trumps everything +``` +"]]> + + + + 00019 + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00019.md + 2024-01-07 + +vv<) " " + + \ +horse +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +bhuururRrURhurU +``` +"]]> + + diff --git a/gemini/00001.gmi b/gemini/00001.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c6341b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00001.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +# 00001 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +ya see, some people go real fast +and other people they go real slow +yeah that's it doncha know +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +yeah that's the real root cause of most +workplace conflict +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00002.gmi b/gemini/00002.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..590c2ab --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00002.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +# 00002 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +...and that's how I became a YAML +engineer. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real +job either. But they keep giving me +YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00003.gmi b/gemini/00003.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..113a2c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00003.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +# 00003 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So did you watch the Super Bowl? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Yeah, me neither. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00004.gmi b/gemini/00004.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ec07314 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00004.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +# 00004 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Did you know that one of the very first +television advertisements during the +AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for +Budweiser beer? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Yep! I guess you could say it was a +SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00005.gmi b/gemini/00005.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f0dc85e --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00005.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +# 00005 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Who even ever asked for or wanted an +information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +All I want is like a small cute remote +information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out +in the woods where I can see some +flowers and leaves and listen to the +birds and stuff. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00006.gmi b/gemini/00006.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..73bd832 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00006.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +# 00006 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Is there even such a thing as +"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to +be the case that everybody watched the +same nightly news and listened to the +same radio station. And +"counterculture" was growing your hair +long and listening to rock and roll. +Now the duality of mainstream vs. +counterculture seems as quaint as the +idea that there are only two genders or +only two sexes. Kids don't listen to +rock & roll to rebel, they listen to +soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if +the niche sound that speaks directly to +them doesn't exist, they can invent it +and upload it for the world to hear +with little more than a cheap laptop. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +At the other end of the LONG TAIL of +the internet is a metaphorical infosec +furry, and because of them there are as +many small STREAMS and countercultures +as there are individual people. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00007.gmi b/gemini/00007.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..67f1ba1 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00007.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +# 00007 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +there should be no such thing as +billionaires +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ + +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00008.gmi b/gemini/00008.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..53fee76 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00008.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +# 00008 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +There was a sense of euphoria while we +were in flow, like we were invinsible, +but afterwards everything seemed +brittle and fragile like it was held +together with duct tape and kite string +and like it might all come crumbling +down if the wind blew in from the wrong +direction. And there we were in the +aftermath, unsure whether we +accomplished our goals, who we hurt in +the process, or if there was anything +good about it all. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So anyway that's what we call a +"hackathon". The tech bros invited me +to "do some lines" and at this point I +can't remember if it was code or coke. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00009.gmi b/gemini/00009.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d76899f --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00009.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +# 00009 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So I picked up a book in the middle of +this epic fantasy series. It's by this +author who I heard does really good +sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into +that. Anyway the story opens on a +tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his +line, subject to disfigurement because +of the family curse and whatnot. But, +get this, it totally takes place in Old +Germany during the rise of the Nazi +party! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I was so disoriented that I looked it +up, and there will eventually be a +classic fantasy storyline that +interweaves with the modern nazi +storyline. +Which means eventually the hero is +literally going ride a dragon to +Hitler's bunker and punch him in the +face and if there's one thing this +world needs more of, it's mother +fucking dragons beating the shit out of +nazis. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00010.gmi b/gemini/00010.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5577a7d --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00010.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +# 00010 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +a guy was looking for a priest to +officiate his wedding and narrowed it +down to his final two choices. the +first one walked in with two beetles +and started praying over the bugs. the +second one started spraying everybody +with holy water from a water gun. Know +who he chose? +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +He chose the blesser of two weevils +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00011.gmi b/gemini/00011.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f947848 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00011.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +# 00011 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So I was down by the capitol and I +noticed some kind of protest was +happening. I saw a couple people +wearing US flags and thought to myself, +ew, probably a bunch of treasonous +right-wing fundamentalist bastards. +Which, you know, is always the first +thing you think when you see somebody +wearing the US flag. But then I saw +somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" +sign and thought, aw, it must be some +pro-choicers! And I decided to get a +little closer to check it out. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I got close enough to see a bunch of +the other signs and they were all like, +"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I +knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch +of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist +bastards! I said "ew" again and turned +around and ran away. +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00012.gmi b/gemini/00012.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ea6ef48 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00012.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +# 00012 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Ed is the standard text editor! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +? +? +? +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00013.gmi b/gemini/00013.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..217adcb --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00013.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +# 00013 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +You can't fathom the unfathomable. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +You can't derstand the understandable! +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00014.gmi b/gemini/00014.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..648fb4f --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00014.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +# 00014 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So there's this librarian who logged +into a remote server to tell everybody +on irc to keep the chatter down +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +It was a ssh shh +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00015.gmi b/gemini/00015.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6cd9dc7 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00015.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +# 00015 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of +other fun stuff in there +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I wonder if i can find something +somebody calls home +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00016.gmi b/gemini/00016.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..81053ba --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00016.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +# 00016 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +Having fun isn't hard! +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +... when you have a library card! +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00017.gmi b/gemini/00017.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..22592b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00017.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +# 00017 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +today, I'm playing camp counselor at +work and also facing the reality I need +to upgrade my very old cell phone +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +hahaha, one is just emotional, the +other is me doing the emotional labor +of redirecting other folks energies so +that they don't do a murder or something +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00018.gmi b/gemini/00018.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..660fb7e --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00018.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +# 00018 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +hello my friends wit hshell access +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +but my mood is good, which trumps +everything +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/00019.gmi b/gemini/00019.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..088db7d --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/00019.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +# 00019 + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +horse +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +bhuururRrURhurU +``` + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/gemini/index.gmi b/gemini/index.gmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..be2a56f --- /dev/null +++ b/gemini/index.gmi @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +# Pro Toad and Superb Owl + +Two best friends have adventures! + +=> 00019.gmi 2024-01-07 - 00019 +=> 00018.gmi 2023-10-06 - 00018 +=> 00017.gmi 2023-10-02 - 00017 +=> 00016.gmi 2023-10-01 - 00016 +=> 00015.gmi 2023-08-23 - 00015 +=> 00014.gmi 2022-12-01 - 00014 +=> 00013.gmi 2022-11-04 - 00013 +=> 00012.gmi 2022-08-25 - 00012 +=> 00011.gmi 2022-02-03 - 00011 +=> 00010.gmi 2021-12-01 - 00010 +=> 00009.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00009 +=> 00008.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00008 +=> 00007.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00007 +=> 00006.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00006 +=> 00005.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00005 +=> 00004.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00004 +=> 00003.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00003 +=> 00002.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00002 +=> 00001.gmi 2021-08-14 - 00001 + +=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic diff --git a/justfile b/justfile index 7008192..fabc149 100644 --- a/justfile +++ b/justfile @@ -4,20 +4,64 @@ default: # build rss feed rss: - @./bin/rss.sh + #!/bin/sh + exec > feed.xml + echo "" + echo " " + echo " It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl" + echo " https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl" + echo " It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!" + echo " " + echo " /bin/sh" + recsel db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/feed.tmpl + echo "" # watch toad.md for changes watch: - @ls bin/toad.md | entr -c retro bin/toad.md src/00001.txt + echo "TODO" alias dev := watch -# build all comics -build: - #!/usr/bin/env sh - for f in $(ls src/*.txt); do - base=`basename ${f}` - retro bin/toad.md ${f} > "${base/txt/md}" +# build markdown comics +markdown: + #!/bin/sh + for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++)) + do + id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec) + recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40 > $id.md done +# build gemini +gemini: + #!/bin/sh + for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++)) + do + id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec) + exec > gemini/$id.gmi + echo "# $id" + echo + recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40 + echo + echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic" + done + +# build gemini index +index: + #!/bin/sh + exec > gemini/index.gmi + echo "# Pro Toad and Superb Owl" + echo + echo "Two best friends have adventures!" + echo + recsel db/database.rec \ + | recfmt "=> {{{{id}}.gmi {{{{date}} - {{{{id}}---" \ + | sed 's/---/\n/g' \ + | tail -r + echo + echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic" + +# go gemini +upload: + rsync -vurp gemini/* $HOME/blogs/gemini/comic + # build and rss -all: build rss +all: markdown gemini index upload rss diff --git a/src/00001.txt b/src/00001.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0bc892b..0000000 --- a/src/00001.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ -ya see, some people go real fast -and other people they go real slow -yeah that's it doncha know ---- -yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict diff --git a/src/00002.txt b/src/00002.txt deleted file mode 100644 index fe0ffd9..0000000 --- a/src/00002.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. ---- -To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! diff --git a/src/00003.txt b/src/00003.txt deleted file mode 100644 index e752f7c..0000000 --- a/src/00003.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -So did you watch the Super Bowl? ---- -Yeah, me neither. diff --git a/src/00004.txt b/src/00004.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0038a53..0000000 --- a/src/00004.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? ---- -Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! diff --git a/src/00005.txt b/src/00005.txt deleted file mode 100644 index d83cb1e..0000000 --- a/src/00005.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? ---- -All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff. diff --git a/src/00006.txt b/src/00006.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5e87b1e..0000000 --- a/src/00006.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. ---- -At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people. diff --git a/src/00008.txt b/src/00008.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5c24510..0000000 --- a/src/00008.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all. ---- -So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke. diff --git a/src/00009.txt b/src/00009.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9b88d0d..0000000 --- a/src/00009.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ -So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party! ---- -I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline. - -Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis. diff --git a/src/00010.txt b/src/00010.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2ba31b9..0000000 --- a/src/00010.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,4 +0,0 @@ -a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? ---- -He chose the blesser of two weevils - diff --git a/src/00011.txt b/src/00011.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 2dc9eb7..0000000 --- a/src/00011.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. ---- -I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away. diff --git a/src/00012.txt b/src/00012.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 9da1401..0000000 --- a/src/00012.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,5 +0,0 @@ -Ed is the standard text editor! ---- -? -? -? diff --git a/src/00013.txt b/src/00013.txt deleted file mode 100644 index bf3ec0d..0000000 --- a/src/00013.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -You can't fathom the unfathomable. ---- -You can't derstand the understandable! diff --git a/src/00014.txt b/src/00014.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 32879d7..0000000 --- a/src/00014.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ---- -It was a ssh shh diff --git a/src/00015.txt b/src/00015.txt deleted file mode 100644 index df409a4..0000000 --- a/src/00015.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there ---- -I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home diff --git a/src/00016.txt b/src/00016.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 0eb2d94..0000000 --- a/src/00016.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -Having fun isn't hard! ---- -... when you have a library card! diff --git a/src/00017.txt b/src/00017.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 5080056..0000000 --- a/src/00017.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone ---- -hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something diff --git a/src/00018.txt b/src/00018.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 24a8d73..0000000 --- a/src/00018.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -hello my friends wit hshell access ---- -but my mood is good, which trumps everything diff --git a/templates/feed.tmpl b/templates/feed.tmpl new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fb8c3ee --- /dev/null +++ b/templates/feed.tmpl @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ + + {{id}} + https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/{{id}}.md + {{date}} + +vv<) " " + + \ +{{top}} +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +{{bottom}} +``` +"]]> + + diff --git a/templates/page.tmpl b/templates/page.tmpl new file mode 100644 index 0000000..28d34b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/templates/page.tmpl @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +{{top}} +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +{{bottom}} +```