diff --git a/00023.md b/00023.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9cdeba4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/00023.md
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+She was convinced she could just run it 
+through the dishwasher
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
+trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
+CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+```
diff --git a/db/database.rec b/db/database.rec
index c442caf..8a0a0e9 100644
--- a/db/database.rec
+++ b/db/database.rec
@@ -122,3 +122,8 @@ top: Mickey is at his attorney's office filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm so
 bottom: Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, says, "You're not listening! I never said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING GOOFY!"
 id: 00022
 date: 2024-01-17
+
+top: She was convinced she could just run it through the dishwasher
+bottom: and I was like MOM! You should NOT trust something that can COOK SALMON to CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+id: 00023
+date: 2024-01-17
diff --git a/feed.xml b/feed.xml
index cfdcf1a..19d6ec6 100644
--- a/feed.xml
+++ b/feed.xml
@@ -758,4 +758,38 @@ Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, says, "You're not listening! I never said sh
 "]]>
   </description>
 </item>
+<item>
+  <title>00023</title>
+  <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00023.md</link>
+  <pubDate>2024-01-17</pubDate>
+  <description>
+<![CDATA["
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+She was convinced she could just run it through the dishwasher
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+and I was like MOM! You should NOT trust something that can COOK SALMON to CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+```
+"]]>
+  </description>
+</item>
 </channel></rss>
diff --git a/gemini/00023.gmi b/gemini/00023.gmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..381603a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/gemini/00023.gmi
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+# 00023
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+She was convinced she could just run it 
+through the dishwasher
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
+trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
+CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic
diff --git a/gemini/index.gmi b/gemini/index.gmi
index 94d82f5..2aebad2 100644
--- a/gemini/index.gmi
+++ b/gemini/index.gmi
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 
 Two best friends have adventures!
 
+=> 00023.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00023
 => 00022.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00022
 => 00021.gmi 2024-01-14 - 00021
 => 00020.gmi 2024-01-10 - 00020