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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:48:03 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Did you know that one of the very
first television advertisements during
the AFL–NFL World Championship Game
was for Budweiser beer?</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Yep! I guess you could say it
was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Feb 10 12:25:55 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ yeah that&#39;s the real root cause of most workplace conflict</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
ya see, some people go real fast
and other people they go real slow</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
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yeah that&#39;s the real root cause
of most workplace conflict</code></pre>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 12 10:34:52 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff.</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Who even ever asked for or wanted
an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
All I want is like a small cute
remote information HIKING TRAIL
somewhere out in the woods where
I can see some flowers and leaves
and listen to the birds and stuff.</code></pre>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 26 08:26:45 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria (~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and \ fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all.</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ So anyway that&#39;s what we call a &quot;hackathon&quot;. The tech bros invited me to &quot;do some lines&quot; and at this point I can&#39;t remember if it was code or coke.</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and
\ fragile like it was held together
with duct tape and kite string and like it might
all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
the wrong direction. And there we were in the
aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
was anything good about it all.</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So anyway that&#39;s what we call a &quot;hackathon&quot;. The tech
bros invited me to &quot;do some lines&quot; and at this point I
can&#39;t remember if it was code or coke.</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Apr 17 11:44:45 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the (~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series. (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; It&#39;s by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery \ stories, and I&#39;m into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party!</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up, (~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline. \ Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler&#39;s bunker and punch him in the face and if there&#39;s one thing this world needs more of, it&#39;s mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; It&#39;s by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery
\ stories, and I&#39;m into that. Anyway
the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
of the Nazi party!</code></pre>
<pre><code>
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; fantasy storyline that interweaves with
the modern nazi storyline.
\
Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
a dragon to Hitler&#39;s bunker and punch him in the face and
if there&#39;s one thing this world needs more of, it&#39;s mother
fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Feb 11 16:43:59 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ ...and that&#39;s how a became a YAML engineer.</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ To be honest, I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
...and that&#39;s how a became
a YAML engineer.</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
To be honest, I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s a real
job either. But they keep giving me
YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Feb 13 14:11:29 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing (~~~~) ./)_) as &quot;mainstream&quot; anymore? I (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the \ same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And &quot;counterculture&quot; was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don&#39;t listen to rock &amp; roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn&#39;t exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people.</code></pre>
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
(~~~~) ./)_) as &quot;mainstream&quot; anymore? I
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; mean it used to be the case
that everybody watched the
\ same nightly news and listened
to the same radio station. And &quot;counterculture&quot;
was growing your hair long and listening to rock
and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
there are only two genders or only two sexes.
Kids don&#39;t listen to rock &amp; roll to rebel, they
listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
doesn&#39;t exist, they can invent it and upload it
for the world to hear with little more than a
cheap laptop.</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
and because of them there are as many
small STREAMS and countercultures as there
are individual people.</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Feb 26 08:11:25 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ there should be no such thing as billionaires</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
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there should be no such thing
as billionaires</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:01:15 2021</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ So did you watch the Super Bowl?</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre> <pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./)_) (&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; \ Yeah, me neither.</code></pre>
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So did you watch the Super Bowl?</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
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