Use git for pub date in RSS
I noticed that the RSS feed was using stat to figure out when a file was modified for its pub date. This has the unfortunate side effect that the comics are out of order in the RSS feed based on if they are modified (e.g. for a typo.) This uses git to find out when the file was first introduced and uses that as the pub date. A note, the file will first have to be committed before updating the RSS feed, so the steps may look something like just build git commit . just rss git commit . Hopefully that's not too cumbersome.pull/2/head
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echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
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echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
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