(@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-ya see, some people go real fast
-and other people they go real slow
-yeah that's it doncha know
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-yeah that's the real root cause of most
-workplace conflict
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow +yeah that’s it doncha know ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+yeah that’s the real root cause of most workplace conflict ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
-ENGINEERING it!
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+…and that’s how I became a YAML engineer. ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+To be honest, I’m not sure it’s a real job either. But they keep +giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So did you watch the Super Bowl?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Yeah, me neither.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+So did you watch the Super Bowl? ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Yeah, me neither. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Did you know that one of the very first
-television advertisements during the
-AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
-Budweiser beer?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
-PROTO AD!
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements +during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? +```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
-SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-All I want is like a small cute remote
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
-woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
-listen to the birds and stuff.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL +somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and +listen to the birds and stuff. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
-anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
-everybody watched the same nightly news and
-listened to the same radio station. And
-"counterculture" was growing your hair long
-and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
-of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
-quaint as the idea that there are only two
-genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
-emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
-speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
-invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
-little more than a cheap laptop.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
-is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
-them there are as many small STREAMS and
-countercultures as there are individual
-people.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Is there even such a thing as “mainstream” anymore? I mean it used to +be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to +the same radio station. And “counterculture” was growing your hair long +and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream +vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two +genders or only two sexes. Kids don’t listen to rock & roll to +rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche +sound that speaks directly to them doesn’t exist, they can invent it and +upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. +```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical +infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and +countercultures as there are individual people. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
-flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
-everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
-was held together with duct tape and kite string
-and like it might all come crumbling down if the
-wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
-we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
-process, or if there was anything good about it
-all.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
-this point I can't remember if it was code or
-coke.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were +invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it +was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all +come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And +there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our +goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about +it all. ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+So anyway that’s what we call a “hackathon”. The tech bros invited me +to “do some lines” and at this point I can’t remember if it was code or +coke. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
-fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
-does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
-I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
-subject to disfigurement because of the family
-curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
-takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
-Nazi party!
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy
-storyline that interweaves with the modern
-nazi storyline.
-
-Which means eventually the hero is literally
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
-him in the face and if there's one thing this
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It’s +by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, +and I’m into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble +lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family +curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany +during the rise of the Nazi party! ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually +be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi +storyline.
+Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to +Hitler’s bunker and punch him in the face and if there’s one thing this +world needs more of, it’s mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of +nazis. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
-wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
-choices. the first one walked in with two
-beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
-second one started spraying everybody with
-holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-He chose the blesser of two weevils
-
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed +it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two +beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started +spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? +```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+He chose the blesser of two weevils
+```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
-kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
-people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
-fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
-always the first thing you think when you see
-somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
-thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
-decided to get a little closer to check it out.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away.
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was +happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, +ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. +Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see +somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a “My Body +My Choice” sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I +decided to get a little closer to check it out. ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were +all like, “No Jab! No Vaccine!” and that’s when I knew I had been +tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist +bastards! I said “ew” again and turned around and ran away. ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Ed is the standard text editor!
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-?
-?
-?
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+Ed is the standard text editor! ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+? ? ? ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-You can't fathom the unfathomable.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-You can't derstand the understandable!
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+You can’t fathom the unfathomable. ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+You can’t derstand the understandable! ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So there's this librarian who logged into a
-remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep
-the chatter down
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-It was a ssh shh
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+So there’s this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell +everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+It was a ssh shh ```tcl
]]> (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun
-stuff in there
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
- (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I wonder if i can find something somebody calls
-home
+```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there +```tcl
+tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "
tcl
```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”
\
+I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home ```tcl
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