From ed470580f948eb98128ad721fd735c75dfd8b685 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dozens Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2023 21:48:16 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=92=84?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- 00001.md | 12 +- 00002.md | 12 +- 00003.md | 12 +- 00004.md | 12 +- 00005.md | 12 +- 00006.md | 12 +- 00008.md | 12 +- 00009.md | 12 +- 00010.md | 12 +- 00011.md | 12 +- 00012.md | 12 +- 00013.md | 12 +- 00014.md | 12 +- 00015.md | 12 +- bin/toad.md | 2 +- feed.xml | 502 ++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------------ 16 files changed, 292 insertions(+), 380 deletions(-) diff --git a/00001.md b/00001.md index 6e7c762..f539994 100644 --- a/00001.md +++ b/00001.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -7,17 +7,17 @@ ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow yeah that's it doncha know -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -25,4 +25,4 @@ yeah that's it doncha know \ yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00002.md b/00002.md index 97d73ba..a284976 100644 --- a/00002.md +++ b/00002.md @@ -1,21 +1,21 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ ...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -24,4 +24,4 @@ To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00003.md b/00003.md index 1d53c49..550a408 100644 --- a/00003.md +++ b/00003.md @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ So did you watch the Super Bowl? -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ Yeah, me neither. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00004.md b/00004.md index 72c290f..e2e87ef 100644 --- a/00004.md +++ b/00004.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -8,17 +8,17 @@ Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -26,4 +26,4 @@ Budweiser beer? \ Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00005.md b/00005.md index f417903..ec6d7ea 100644 --- a/00005.md +++ b/00005.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -6,17 +6,17 @@ \ Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -26,4 +26,4 @@ All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00006.md b/00006.md index c3ea049..e6bbeae 100644 --- a/00006.md +++ b/00006.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -18,17 +18,17 @@ emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00008.md b/00008.md index 6b1c863..1ff71e5 100644 --- a/00008.md +++ b/00008.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -14,17 +14,17 @@ we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all. -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -34,4 +34,4 @@ So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00009.md b/00009.md index 6be058e..52f692c 100644 --- a/00009.md +++ b/00009.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -13,17 +13,17 @@ subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party! -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -39,4 +39,4 @@ going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00010.md b/00010.md index 9583467..f7000e3 100644 --- a/00010.md +++ b/00010.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -10,17 +10,17 @@ choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -28,4 +28,4 @@ holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? \ He chose the blesser of two weevils -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00011.md b/00011.md index f73a474..9d53f5d 100644 --- a/00011.md +++ b/00011.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -14,17 +14,17 @@ somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -36,4 +36,4 @@ Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away. -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00012.md b/00012.md index 51f6e04..c48ec57 100644 --- a/00012.md +++ b/00012.md @@ -1,21 +1,21 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ Ed is the standard text editor! -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -24,4 +24,4 @@ Ed is the standard text editor! ? ? ? -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00013.md b/00013.md index 1a2a228..f510b09 100644 --- a/00013.md +++ b/00013.md @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ You can't fathom the unfathomable. -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ You can't derstand the understandable! -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00014.md b/00014.md index 1fbc3b0..4dcf136 100644 --- a/00014.md +++ b/00014.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -7,21 +7,21 @@ So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ It was a ssh shh -``` +```tcl diff --git a/00015.md b/00015.md index e59a09e..6be3877 100644 --- a/00015.md +++ b/00015.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -6,17 +6,17 @@ \ dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " -``` +```tcl -``` +```tcl (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " @@ -24,4 +24,4 @@ stuff in there \ I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home -``` +```tcl diff --git a/bin/toad.md b/bin/toad.md index 4e92146..60fc0ff 100644 --- a/bin/toad.md +++ b/bin/toad.md @@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ Here's owl (panel 2): Also here are some code fences, because we'll need those too: ~~~ -:fences '``` s:put nl ; +:fences '```tcl s:put nl ; ~~~ ## Input/output diff --git a/feed.xml b/feed.xml index 2a503aa..6b38683 100644 --- a/feed.xml +++ b/feed.xml @@ -5,24 +5,18 @@ https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -ya see, some people go real fast -and other people they go real slow -yeah that's it doncha know -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-yeah that's the real root cause of most 
-workplace conflict
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow +yeah that’s it doncha know ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

yeah that’s the real root cause of most workplace conflict ```tcl

]]> @@ -30,23 +24,18 @@ workplace conflict https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
-ENGINEERING it!
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

…and that’s how I became a YAML engineer. ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

To be honest, I’m not sure it’s a real job either. But they keep +giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ```tcl

]]> @@ -54,21 +43,17 @@ ENGINEERING it! https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -So did you watch the Super Bowl? -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Yeah, me neither.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

So did you watch the Super Bowl? ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Yeah, me neither. ```tcl

]]> @@ -76,25 +61,19 @@ Yeah, me neither. https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -Did you know that one of the very first -television advertisements during the -AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for -Budweiser beer? -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL 
-PROTO AD!
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements +during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? +```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ```tcl

]]> @@ -102,25 +81,20 @@ PROTO AD! https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md Fri Feb 12 10:38:57 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -Who even ever asked for or wanted an information -SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-All I want is like a small cute remote 
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the 
-woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and 
-listen to the birds and stuff.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? +```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL +somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and +listen to the birds and stuff. ```tcl

]]> @@ -128,38 +102,28 @@ listen to the birds and stuff. https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" -anymore? I mean it used to be the case that -everybody watched the same nightly news and -listened to the same radio station. And -"counterculture" was growing your hair long -and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality -of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as -quaint as the idea that there are only two -genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to -rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud -emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that -speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can -invent it and upload it for the world to hear with -little more than a cheap laptop. -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet 
-is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of 
-them there are as many small STREAMS and 
-countercultures as there are individual 
-people.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Is there even such a thing as “mainstream” anymore? I mean it used to +be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to +the same radio station. And “counterculture” was growing your hair long +and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream +vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two +genders or only two sexes. Kids don’t listen to rock & roll to +rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche +sound that speaks directly to them doesn’t exist, they can invent it and +upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. +```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical +infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and +countercultures as there are individual people. ```tcl

]]> @@ -188,33 +152,25 @@ people. https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -There was a sense of euphoria while we were in -flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards -everything seemed brittle and fragile like it -was held together with duct tape and kite string -and like it might all come crumbling down if the -wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there -we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we -accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the -process, or if there was anything good about it -all. -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The 
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
-this point I can't remember if it was code or 
-coke.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were +invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it +was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all +come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And +there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our +goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about +it all. ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

So anyway that’s what we call a “hackathon”. The tech bros invited me +to “do some lines” and at this point I can’t remember if it was code or +coke. ```tcl

]]> @@ -222,38 +178,28 @@ coke. https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md Sat Apr 17 11:45:40 2021 -0600 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic -fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard -does really good sword and sorcery stories, and -I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a -tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, -subject to disfigurement because of the family -curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally -takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the -Nazi party! -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
-storyline that interweaves with the modern 
-nazi storyline. 
- 
-Which means eventually the hero is literally 
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
-him in the face and if there's one thing this 
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It’s +by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, +and I’m into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble +lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family +curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany +during the rise of the Nazi party! ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually +be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi +storyline.

+

Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to +Hitler’s bunker and punch him in the face and if there’s one thing this +world needs more of, it’s mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of +nazis. ```tcl

]]> @@ -261,27 +207,22 @@ dragons beating the shit out of nazis. https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his -wedding and narrowed it down to his final two -choices. the first one walked in with two -beetles and started praying over the bugs. the -second one started spraying everybody with -holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-He chose the blesser of two weevils 
-
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed +it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two +beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started +spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? +```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

He chose the blesser of two weevils

+

```tcl

]]> @@ -289,35 +230,26 @@ He chose the blesser of two weevils https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00011.md Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some -kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple -people wearing US flags and thought to myself, -ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing -fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is -always the first thing you think when you see -somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw -somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and -thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I -decided to get a little closer to check it out. -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away.
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was +happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, +ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. +Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see +somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a “My Body +My Choice” sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I +decided to get a little closer to check it out. ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were +all like, “No Jab! No Vaccine!” and that’s when I knew I had been +tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist +bastards! I said “ew” again and turned around and ran away. ```tcl

]]> @@ -325,23 +257,17 @@ right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00012.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -Ed is the standard text editor! -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-? 
-? 
-?
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

Ed is the standard text editor! ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

? ? ? ```tcl

]]> @@ -349,21 +275,17 @@ Ed is the standard text editor! https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00013.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -You can't fathom the unfathomable. -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-You can't derstand the understandable!
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

You can’t fathom the unfathomable. ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

You can’t derstand the understandable! ```tcl

]]> @@ -371,23 +293,18 @@ You can't derstand the understandable! https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00014.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -So there's this librarian who logged into a -remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep -the chatter down -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-It was a ssh shh
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

So there’s this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell +everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

It was a ssh shh ```tcl

]]> @@ -395,23 +312,18 @@ It was a ssh shh https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00015.md Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 (@)(@) {0,0} - (~~~~) ./) ) - (>vv<) " " - - \ -dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun -stuff in there -
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "
-
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I wonder if i can find something somebody calls 
-home
+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there +```tcl

+

tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "tcl

+

```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}
+(~~~~) ./) )
+(>vv<) ” ”

+
 \
+

I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home ```tcl

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