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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
ya see, some people go real fast
and other people they go real slow
yeah that's it doncha know
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
yeah that's the real root cause
of most workplace conflict
yeah that's the real root cause of most
workplace conflict
ayup
okay that's it bye
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
...and that's how a became
a YAML engineer.
...and that's how a became a YAML engineer.
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real
job either. But they keep giving me
YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
ENGINEERING it!
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
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```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
Did you know that one of the very
first television advertisements during
the AFL–NFL World Championship Game
was for Budweiser beer?
Did you know that one of the very first
television advertisements during the
AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
Budweiser beer?
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
Yep! I guess you could say it
was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
PROTO AD!
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
Who even ever asked for or wanted
an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
All I want is like a small cute
remote information HIKING TRAIL
somewhere out in the woods where
I can see some flowers and leaves
and listen to the birds and stuff.
All I want is like a small cute remote
information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
listen to the birds and stuff.
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
(~~~~) ./)_) as "mainstream" anymore? I
(>vv<) " " mean it used to be the case
that everybody watched the
\ same nightly news and listened
to the same radio station. And "counterculture"
was growing your hair long and listening to rock
and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
there are only two genders or only two sexes.
Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they
listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it
for the world to hear with little more than a
cheap laptop.
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
everybody watched the same nightly news and
listened to the same radio station. And
"counterculture" was growing your hair long
and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
quaint as the idea that there are only two
genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
little more than a cheap laptop.
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
and because of them there are as many
small STREAMS and countercultures as there
are individual people.
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
them there are as many small STREAMS and
countercultures as there are individual
people.
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
(>vv<) " " were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and
\ fragile like it was held together
with duct tape and kite string and like it might
all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
the wrong direction. And there we were in the
aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
was anything good about it all.
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
was held together with duct tape and kite string
and like it might all come crumbling down if the
wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
process, or if there was anything good about it
all.
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech
bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I
can't remember if it was code or coke.
So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
this point I can't remember if it was code or
coke.
```

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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
```
(@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
(>vv<) " " It's by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery
\ stories, and I'm into that. Anyway
the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
of the Nazi party!
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
(>vv<) " " fantasy storyline that interweaves with
the modern nazi storyline.
\
Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and
if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
subject to disfigurement because of the family
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
Nazi party!
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
there will eventually be a classic fantasy
storyline that interweaves with the modern
nazi storyline.
Which means eventually the hero is literally
going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
him in the face and if there's one thing this
world needs more of, it's mother fucking
dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
```

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```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
choices. the first one walked in with two
beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
second one started spraying everybody with
holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
```
```
(@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(>vv<) " "
\
He chose the blesser of two weevils"
```

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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:48:03 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Did you know that one of the very
first television advertisements during
the AFL–NFL World Championship Game
was for Budweiser beer?</code></pre>
Did you know that one of the very first
television advertisements during the
AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
Budweiser beer? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Yep! I guess you could say it
was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!</code></pre>
Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
PROTO AD! </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md</link>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:46</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
choices. the first one walked in with two
beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
second one started spraying everybody with
holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
He chose the blesser of two weevils&quot;
</code></pre>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
ya see, some people go real fast
and other people they go real slow</code></pre>
and other people they go real slow
yeah that&#39;s it doncha know </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
yeah that&#39;s the real root cause
of most workplace conflict</code></pre>
yeah that&#39;s the real root cause of most
workplace conflict
ayup
okay that&#39;s it bye </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
Who even ever asked for or wanted
an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?</code></pre>
Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
All I want is like a small cute
remote information HIKING TRAIL
somewhere out in the woods where
I can see some flowers and leaves
and listen to the birds and stuff.</code></pre>
All I want is like a small cute remote
information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
listen to the birds and stuff. </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<item>
<title>00008.md</title>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 26 08:26:45 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and
\ fragile like it was held together
with duct tape and kite string and like it might
all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
the wrong direction. And there we were in the
aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
was anything good about it all.</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So anyway that&#39;s what we call a &quot;hackathon&quot;. The tech
bros invited me to &quot;do some lines&quot; and at this point I
can&#39;t remember if it was code or coke.</code></pre>
There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
was held together with duct tape and kite string
and like it might all come crumbling down if the
wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
process, or if there was anything good about it
all. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
So anyway that&#39;s what we call a &quot;hackathon&quot;. The
tech bros invited me to &quot;do some lines&quot; and at
this point I can&#39;t remember if it was code or
coke. </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<item>
<title>00009.md</title>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md</link>
<pubDate>Apr 17 11:44:45 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; It&#39;s by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery
\ stories, and I&#39;m into that. Anyway
the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
of the Nazi party!</code></pre>
<pre><code>
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; fantasy storyline that interweaves with
the modern nazi storyline.
\
Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
a dragon to Hitler&#39;s bunker and punch him in the face and
if there&#39;s one thing this world needs more of, it&#39;s mother
fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.</code></pre>
So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
fantasy series. It&#39;s by this author who I heard
does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
I&#39;m into that. Anyway the story opens on a
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
subject to disfigurement because of the family
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
Nazi party! </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
there will eventually be a classic fantasy
storyline that interweaves with the modern
nazi storyline.
Which means eventually the hero is literally
going ride a dragon to Hitler&#39;s bunker and punch
him in the face and if there&#39;s one thing this
world needs more of, it&#39;s mother fucking
dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
]]></description>
</item>
<item>
<title>00002.md</title>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 11 16:43:59 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
...and that&#39;s how a became
a YAML engineer.</code></pre>
...and that&#39;s how a became a YAML engineer. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
To be honest, I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s a real
job either. But they keep giving me
YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!</code></pre>
To be honest, I&#39;m not sure it&#39;s a real job either.
But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<item>
<title>00006.md</title>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 13 14:11:29 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
(~~~~) ./)_) as &quot;mainstream&quot; anymore? I
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; mean it used to be the case
that everybody watched the
\ same nightly news and listened
to the same radio station. And &quot;counterculture&quot;
was growing your hair long and listening to rock
and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
there are only two genders or only two sexes.
Kids don&#39;t listen to rock &amp; roll to rebel, they
listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
doesn&#39;t exist, they can invent it and upload it
for the world to hear with little more than a
cheap laptop.</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./)_)
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;</code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
and because of them there are as many
small STREAMS and countercultures as there
are individual people.</code></pre>
Is there even such a thing as &quot;mainstream&quot;
anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
everybody watched the same nightly news and
listened to the same radio station. And
&quot;counterculture&quot; was growing your hair long
and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
quaint as the idea that there are only two
genders or only two sexes. Kids don&#39;t listen to
rock &amp; roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
speaks directly to them doesn&#39;t exist, they can
invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
little more than a cheap laptop. </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot; </code></pre>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
\
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
them there are as many small STREAMS and
countercultures as there are individual
people. </code></pre>
]]></description>
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<title>00003.md</title>
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
<pubDate>Feb 11 17:01:15 2021</pubDate>
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
(~~~~) ./)_)
(~~~~) ./) )
(&gt;vv&lt;) &quot; &quot;
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So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
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He chose the blesser of two weevils"