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#bin/sh
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echo "<rss version=\"2.0\"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>" > feed.xml
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echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
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for f in $(find . -type f -iname '*.md' -depth 1 ! -name 'README.md' | sed 's/\.\///'); do
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continue
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echo "<item>
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<title>$f</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/$f</link>
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<pubDate>$(stat -f "%m%t%Sm %N" $f | cut -f2 | cut -f1-4 -d ' ')</pubDate>
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<pubDate>$(git log --follow --format=%ad --date default $f | tail -1)</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[" >> feed.xml
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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>
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<title>00001.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow
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yeah that's it doncha know </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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yeah that's the real root cause of most
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workplace conflict </code></pre>
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<title>00002.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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\
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...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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\
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To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
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But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
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ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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<title>00003.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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Yeah, me neither. </code></pre>
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<title>00004.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md</link>
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<pubDate>Aug 25 11:13:16 2022</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
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PROTO AD! </code></pre>
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<title>00010.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md</link>
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<pubDate>Aug 25 11:13:17 2022</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
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choices. the first one walked in with two
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
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second one started spraying everybody with
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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He chose the blesser of two weevils
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</code></pre>
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<title>00001.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md</link>
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<pubDate>Aug 25 11:13:16 2022</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow
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yeah that's it doncha know </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause of most
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workplace conflict </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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<title>00011.md</title>
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<description><![CDATA[
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\
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So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
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kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
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people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
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ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
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fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
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always the first thing you think when you see
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somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
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somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
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thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
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decided to get a little closer to check it out. </code></pre>
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
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signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
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Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
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tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
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right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
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"ew" again and turned around and ran away. </code></pre>
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<title>00005.md</title>
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<pubDate>Fri Feb 12 10:38:57 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
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woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
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listen to the birds and stuff. </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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<title>00008.md</title>
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\
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There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
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flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
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everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
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was held together with duct tape and kite string
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and like it might all come crumbling down if the
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wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
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we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
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accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
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process, or if there was anything good about it
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all. </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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\
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So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
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tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
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this point I can't remember if it was code or
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coke. </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
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I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
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tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
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subject to disfigurement because of the family
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
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takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
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\
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But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
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ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
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There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
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flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
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everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
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was held together with duct tape and kite string
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and like it might all come crumbling down if the
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wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
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we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
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accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
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process, or if there was anything good about it
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all. </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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Yeah, me neither. </code></pre>
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this point I can't remember if it was code or
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coke. </code></pre>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
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fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
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does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
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I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
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tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
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subject to disfigurement because of the family
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
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takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
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Nazi party! </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
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there will eventually be a classic fantasy
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storyline that interweaves with the modern
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nazi storyline.
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Which means eventually the hero is literally
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going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
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him in the face and if there's one thing this
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world needs more of, it's mother fucking
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dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
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<pubDate>Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
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choices. the first one walked in with two
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
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second one started spraying everybody with
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
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<pubDate>Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700</pubDate>
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kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
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people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
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ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
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fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
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always the first thing you think when you see
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somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
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somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
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thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
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decided to get a little closer to check it out. </code></pre>
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I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
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signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
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Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
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tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
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right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
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"ew" again and turned around and ran away. </code></pre>
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<title>00012.md</title>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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?
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