Fix missing XML namespace in RSS feeds

Welp, same thing as dozens/cleric-plus-thief#1

00001.md

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00002.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-...and that's how I became a YAML 
+...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. 
-engineer.
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real 
+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
-job either. But they keep giving me 
+But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
-YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
+ENGINEERING it! 
 ```

00003.md

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-```
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-```
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-```
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-```
+```tcl
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-Yep! I guess you could say it was a 
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL 
-SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
+PROTO AD! 
 ```

00005.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-Who even ever asked for or wanted an 
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an information 
-information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
+SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? 
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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 All I want is like a small cute remote 
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out 
+information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the 
-in the woods where I can see some 
+woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and 
-flowers and leaves and listen to the 
+listen to the birds and stuff. 
-birds and stuff.
 ```

00006.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-Is there even such a thing as 
+Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" 
-"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to 
+anymore? I mean it used to be the case that 
-be the case that everybody watched the 
+everybody watched the same nightly news and 
-same nightly news and listened to the 
+listened to the same radio station. And 
-same radio station. And 
+"counterculture" was growing your hair long 
-"counterculture" was growing your hair 
+and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality 
-long and listening to rock and roll. 
+of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as 
-Now the duality of mainstream vs. 
+quaint as the idea that there are only two 
-counterculture seems as quaint as the 
+genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
-idea that there are only two genders or 
+rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud 
-only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
+emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that 
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to 
+speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can 
-soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if 
+invent it and upload it for the world to hear with 
-the niche sound that speaks directly to 
+little more than a cheap laptop. 
-them doesn't exist, they can invent it 
-and upload it for the world to hear 
-with little more than a cheap laptop.
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of 
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet 
-the internet is a metaphorical infosec 
+is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of 
-furry, and because of them there are as 
+them there are as many small STREAMS and 
-many small STREAMS and countercultures 
+countercultures as there are individual 
-as there are individual people.
+people. 
 ```

00007.md

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+# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
+
 ```
  (@)(@)     {0,0}
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)
  (>vv<)      " "
 
      \
-there should be no such thing as 
+       there should be no such thing
-billionaires
+       as billionaires
 ```
 
 
 ```
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- (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)
  (>vv<)      " "
 ```
 
 
 ```
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- (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (~~~~)    ./)_)
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-                   
-     \             
-
 ```

00008.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-There was a sense of euphoria while we 
+There was a sense of euphoria while we were in 
-were in flow, like we were invinsible, 
+flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards 
-but afterwards everything seemed 
+everything seemed brittle and fragile like it 
-brittle and fragile like it was held 
+was held together with duct tape and kite string 
-together with duct tape and kite string 
+and like it might all come crumbling down if the 
-and like it might all come crumbling 
+wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there 
-down if the wind blew in from the wrong 
+we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we 
-direction. And there we were in the 
+accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the 
-aftermath, unsure whether we 
+process, or if there was anything good about it 
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in 
+all. 
-the process, or if there was anything 
-good about it all.
 ```
 
 
-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-So anyway that's what we call a 
+So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The 
-"hackathon". The tech bros invited me 
+tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
-to "do some lines" and at this point I 
+this point I can't remember if it was code or 
-can't remember if it was code or coke.
+coke. 
 ```

00009.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-So I picked up a book in the middle of 
+So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
-this epic fantasy series. It's by this 
+fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
-author who I heard does really good 
+does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
-sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into 
+I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
-that. Anyway the story opens on a 
+tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his 
+subject to disfigurement because of the family 
-line, subject to disfigurement because 
+curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
-of the family curse and whatnot. But, 
+takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
-get this, it totally takes place in Old 
+Nazi party! 
-Germany during the rise of the Nazi 
-party!
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-I was so disoriented that I looked it 
+I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
-up, and there will eventually be a 
+there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
-classic fantasy storyline that 
+storyline that interweaves with the modern 
-interweaves with the modern nazi 
+nazi storyline. 
-storyline.
+ 
-Which means eventually the hero is 
+Which means eventually the hero is literally 
-literally going ride a dragon to 
+going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
-Hitler's bunker and punch him in the 
+him in the face and if there's one thing this 
-face and if there's one thing this 
+world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
-world needs more of, it's mother 
+dragons beating the shit out of nazis. 
-fucking dragons beating the shit out of 
-nazis.
 ```

00010.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-a guy was looking for a priest to 
+a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
-officiate his wedding and narrowed it 
+wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
-down to his final two choices. the 
+choices. the first one walked in with two 
-first one walked in with two beetles 
+beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
-and started praying over the bugs. the 
+second one started spraying everybody with 
-second one started spraying everybody 
+holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? 
-with holy water from a water gun. Know 
-who he chose?
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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 He chose the blesser of two weevils 
+ 
 ```

00011.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-So I was down by the capitol and I 
+So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
-noticed some kind of protest was 
+kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
-happening. I saw a couple people 
+people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
-wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
+ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous 
+fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards. 
+always the first thing you think when you see 
-Which, you know, is always the first 
+somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
-thing you think when you see somebody 
+somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
-wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
+thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" 
+decided to get a little closer to check it out. 
-sign and thought, aw, it must be some 
-pro-choicers! And I decided to get a 
-little closer to check it out.
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-I got close enough to see a bunch of 
+I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
-the other signs and they were all like, 
+signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
-"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I 
+Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
-knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch 
+tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
-of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist 
+right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
-bastards! I said "ew" again and turned 
+"ew" again and turned around and ran away. 
-around and ran away.
 ```

00012.md

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-```
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-```
+```tcl
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00013.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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00014.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-So there's this librarian who logged 
+So there's this librarian who logged into a 
-into a remote server to tell everybody 
+remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep 
-on irc to keep the chatter down
+the chatter down 
 ```
 
 
-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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00015.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of 
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun 
-other fun stuff in there
+stuff in there 
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-I wonder if i can find something 
+I wonder if i can find something somebody calls 
-somebody calls home
+home 
 ```

00016.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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00017.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-today, I'm playing camp counselor at 
+today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and 
-work and also facing the reality I need 
+also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very 
-to upgrade my very old cell phone
+old cell phone 
 ```
 
 
-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-hahaha, one is just emotional, the 
+hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me 
-other is me doing the emotional labor 
+doing the emotional labor of redirecting other 
-of redirecting other folks energies so 
+folks energies so that they don't do a murder or 
-that they don't do a murder or something
+something 
 ```

00018.md

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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-```
+```tcl
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-but my mood is good, which trumps 
+but my mood is good, which trumps everything 
-everything
 ```

00019.md

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-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-horse
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-bhuururRrURhurU
-```

00020.md

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-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I went thrifting yesterday
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-or as I like to call it, Goodwill 
-Hunting
-```

00021.md

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-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-But now I'm clean
-```

00022.md

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-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Mickey is at his attorney's office 
-filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm 
-sorry Mickey, I just don't think you 
-have a case. You can't divorce Minnie 
-for being weird..."
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, 
-says, "You're not listening! I never 
-said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING 
-GOOFY!"
-```

00023.md

@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-She was convinced she could just run it 
-through the dishwasher
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
-trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
-CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
-```

00024.md

@@ -1,26 +0,0 @@
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I once broke up with a guy because he 
-just wouldn't stop counting
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I wonder what he's up to now
-```

00025.md

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-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Hey I've got a whole big box full of 
-dead batteries here if you want them.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-They're free of charge!
-```

README.md

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 # Pro Toad and Superb Owl
 
 two best friends having adventures
-
-<p>
-This site is part of the dozensweb webring:
-<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html?name=protoad&dir=prev">previous</a>
-<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html">index</a>
-<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html?name=protoad&dir=next">next</a>
-</p>

bin/rss.sh

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+#!/bin/sh
+echo '<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>It'"'"'s Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>' > feed.xml
+echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
+
+
+for f in *.md; do
+  if [ $f == "README.md" ]; then
+    continue
+  fi
+  echo "<item>
+  <title>$f</title>
+  <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/$f</link>
+  <pubDate>$(git log --follow --format=%ad --date default $f | tail -1)</pubDate>
+  <description><![CDATA[" >> feed.xml
+  pandoc $f >> feed.xml
+  echo "]]></description>
+  </item>" >> feed.xml
+done
+
+echo '</channel></rss>' >> feed.xml
+

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@@ -0,0 +1,196 @@
+# toad.md
+
+> the pro toad and superb owl comic generator
+
+## about
+
+This program reads a script file and interpolates its contents with some ascii art, and then writes the result to stdout.
+
+The end goal is automating the creation of [Pro Toad and Superb Owl][ptso] comics.
+
+[ptso]: https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl
+
+## usage
+
+    $ retro toad.md path/to/script.txt > comic.txt
+
+## components
+
+the components of the program are:
+
+1. IO - open the text file, read it line by line, close the file, write to stdout
+
+2. input parser - there are 2 line types in the script file: 
+
+	- a text line, and
+	- a separator line: a special `---` line to separate panels.
+
+3. comic builder - build the first panel, the second panel (no input needed, just output tanel 2), and the 3rd panel (repeat steps needed for 1st panel)
+
+4. panel builder - for as long as art array has length, and as long as the current input line has length or until the input parser hits the separator line or the end of the file, call the line builder with the next line of the art array (if there is one) and the input line.
+
+	If the input line has no length, and the next line is not the separator, have the line builder insert a "blank line" and get a new input line.
+
+5. line builder - given two strings, build a new string containing the first, and appending words from the second up to a total of ~80 cols.
+
+## argument validation
+
+print a helpful message if the script is called without an argument
+
+~~~
+script:arguments #0 eq? [ 'Error:_Missing_argument s:put ] if;
+~~~
+
+## panels
+
+okay let's go
+
+There are two panels: one where toad speaks, and one where owl speaks. Let's save each to an array, one string per line.
+
+Here's toad (panels 1 & 3):
+
+~~~
+'toad var
+{
+'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__
+'_(~~~~)____./)_)___
+'_(>vv<)______"_"___
+'___________________
+'_____\_____________
+} !toad
+~~~
+
+Here's owl (panel 2):
+
+~~~
+'owl var
+{
+'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__--_Hoo?
+'_(~~~~)____./)_)__________
+'_(>vv<)______"_"__________
+} !owl
+~~~
+
+Also here are some code fences, because we'll need those too:
+
+~~~
+:fences-open  '```tcl s:put nl ;
+:fences-close  '``` s:put nl ;
+~~~
+
+## Input/output
+
+open the file for reading and save the file handle to `handle`
+
+save the file fize. we'll use this to check for end of file.
+
+~~~
+'handle var
+'size var
+
+#0 script:get-argument
+file:open-for-reading !handle !size
+
+:get-line  @handle file:read-line ;
+~~~
+
+## Input Parser
+
+TODO: this isn't tested or used anywhere yet.
+
+~~~
+{{
+  :end-of-file? (-)  @handle file:tell @size gteq? ;
+  :separator? (m-f)  '--- eq? ;
+---reveal---
+  :end-of-section? (-f)  separator? end-of-file? or ;
+}}
+~~~
+
+## Line wrapping
+
+Here's a line wrapping module.
+
+~~~
+{{
+  #0 'displayed var-n
+  #40 'wrap-at var-n
+  :wrap?  dup @displayed + @wrap-at gt? ;
+  :display  [ nl !displayed ] [ displayed v:inc-by ] choose s:put sp ;
+---reveal---
+  :s:put-wrapped (s-)  ASCII:SPACE s:tokenize
+    [ dup s:length wrap? display ] a:for-each
+    #0 !displayed ;
+}}
+~~~
+
+src:
+
+<https://github.com/crcx/retroforth/blob/master/example/wordwrap.retro>
+
+
+## Panel 1
+
+print out the first panel
+
+ascii art:
+
+~~~
+fences-open
+@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
+~~~
+
+text:
+
+~~~
+[
+  get-line
+  dup '--- s:eq? not [
+    dup s:put-wrapped nl
+  ] if
+  '--- s:eq? not
+] while
+~~~
+
+wrap it up:
+
+~~~
+fences-close nl nl
+~~~
+
+## Panel 2
+
+~~~
+fences-open
+@owl [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
+fences-close nl nl
+~~~
+
+## Panel 3
+
+print the ascii:
+
+~~~
+fences-open
+@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
+~~~
+
+print the text:
+
+~~~
+[
+  get-line
+  s:put-wrapped nl
+  @handle file:size @handle file:tell gt?
+] while
+~~~
+
+wrap it up
+
+~~~
+fences-close
+~~~
+
+## Conclusion
+
+That's all! That's the end

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-top: ya see, some people go real fast
-+ and other people they go real slow
-+ yeah that's it doncha know
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-date: 2021-08-14
-
-id: 00002
-top: ...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
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-top: Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
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-top: Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
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-top: Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
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-date: 2021-08-29
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-top: there should be no such thing as billionaires
-bottom:
-date: 2021-08-29
-
-id: 00008
-top: There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all.
-bottom: So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke.
-date: 2021-08-29
-
-id: 00009
-top: So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party!
-bottom: I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline.
-+ Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
-date: 2021-08-29
-
-id: 00010
-top: a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
-bottom: He chose the blesser of two weevils
-date: 2021-12-01
-
-id: 00011
-top: So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out.
-bottom: I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away.
-date: 2022-02-03
-
-id: 00012
-top: Ed is the standard text editor!
-bottom: ?
-+ ?
-+ ?
-date: 2022-08-25
-
-id: 00013
-top: You can't fathom the unfathomable.
-bottom: You can't derstand the understandable!
-date: 2022-11-04
-
-id: 00014
-top: So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down
-bottom: It was a ssh shh
-date: 2022-12-01
-
-id: 00015
-top: dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there
-bottom: I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home
-date: 2023-08-23
-
-id: 00016
-top: Having fun isn't hard!
-bottom: ... when you have a library card!
-date: 2023-10-01
-
-id: 00017
-top: today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone
-bottom: hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something
-date: 2023-10-02
-
-id: 00018
-top: hello my friends wit hshell access
-bottom: but my mood is good, which trumps everything
-date: 2023-10-06
-
-id: 00019
-top: horse
-bottom: bhuururRrURhurU
-date: 2024-01-07
-
-id: 00020
-top: I went thrifting yesterday
-bottom: or as I like to call it, Goodwill Hunting
-date: 2024-01-10
-
-id: 00021
-top: Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
-bottom: But now I'm clean
-date: 2024-01-14
-
-top: Mickey is at his attorney's office filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I just don't think you have a case. You can't divorce Minnie for being weird..."
-bottom: Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, says, "You're not listening! I never said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING GOOFY!"
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-date: 2024-01-17
-
-top: She was convinced she could just run it through the dishwasher
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-bottom: I wonder what he's up to now
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-
-top: Hey I've got a whole big box full of dead batteries here if you want them.
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-# 00001
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-ya see, some people go real fast
-and other people they go real slow
-yeah that's it doncha know
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-yeah that's the real root cause of most 
-workplace conflict
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00002.gmi

@@ -1,32 +0,0 @@
-# 00002
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-...and that's how I became a YAML 
-engineer.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real 
-job either. But they keep giving me 
-YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00003.gmi

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# 00003
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So did you watch the Super Bowl?
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Yeah, me neither.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00004.gmi

@@ -1,33 +0,0 @@
-# 00004
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Did you know that one of the very first 
-television advertisements during the 
-AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for 
-Budweiser beer?
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a 
-SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00005.gmi

@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-# 00005
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an 
-information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-All I want is like a small cute remote 
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out 
-in the woods where I can see some 
-flowers and leaves and listen to the 
-birds and stuff.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00006.gmi

@@ -1,49 +0,0 @@
-# 00006
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Is there even such a thing as 
-"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to 
-be the case that everybody watched the 
-same nightly news and listened to the 
-same radio station. And 
-"counterculture" was growing your hair 
-long and listening to rock and roll. 
-Now the duality of mainstream vs. 
-counterculture seems as quaint as the 
-idea that there are only two genders or 
-only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to 
-soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if 
-the niche sound that speaks directly to 
-them doesn't exist, they can invent it 
-and upload it for the world to hear 
-with little more than a cheap laptop.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of 
-the internet is a metaphorical infosec 
-furry, and because of them there are as 
-many small STREAMS and countercultures 
-as there are individual people.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00007.gmi

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# 00007
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-there should be no such thing as 
-billionaires
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00008.gmi

@@ -1,43 +0,0 @@
-# 00008
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-There was a sense of euphoria while we 
-were in flow, like we were invinsible, 
-but afterwards everything seemed 
-brittle and fragile like it was held 
-together with duct tape and kite string 
-and like it might all come crumbling 
-down if the wind blew in from the wrong 
-direction. And there we were in the 
-aftermath, unsure whether we 
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in 
-the process, or if there was anything 
-good about it all.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So anyway that's what we call a 
-"hackathon". The tech bros invited me 
-to "do some lines" and at this point I 
-can't remember if it was code or coke.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00009.gmi

@@ -1,50 +0,0 @@
-# 00009
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So I picked up a book in the middle of 
-this epic fantasy series. It's by this 
-author who I heard does really good 
-sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into 
-that. Anyway the story opens on a 
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his 
-line, subject to disfigurement because 
-of the family curse and whatnot. But, 
-get this, it totally takes place in Old 
-Germany during the rise of the Nazi 
-party!
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I was so disoriented that I looked it 
-up, and there will eventually be a 
-classic fantasy storyline that 
-interweaves with the modern nazi 
-storyline.
-Which means eventually the hero is 
-literally going ride a dragon to 
-Hitler's bunker and punch him in the 
-face and if there's one thing this 
-world needs more of, it's mother 
-fucking dragons beating the shit out of 
-nazis.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00010.gmi

@@ -1,36 +0,0 @@
-# 00010
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-a guy was looking for a priest to 
-officiate his wedding and narrowed it 
-down to his final two choices. the 
-first one walked in with two beetles 
-and started praying over the bugs. the 
-second one started spraying everybody 
-with holy water from a water gun. Know 
-who he chose?
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-He chose the blesser of two weevils
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00011.gmi

@@ -1,47 +0,0 @@
-# 00011
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So I was down by the capitol and I 
-noticed some kind of protest was 
-happening. I saw a couple people 
-wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards. 
-Which, you know, is always the first 
-thing you think when you see somebody 
-wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" 
-sign and thought, aw, it must be some 
-pro-choicers! And I decided to get a 
-little closer to check it out.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I got close enough to see a bunch of 
-the other signs and they were all like, 
-"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I 
-knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch 
-of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist 
-bastards! I said "ew" again and turned 
-around and ran away.
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00012.gmi

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-# 00012
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Ed is the standard text editor!
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-?
-?
-?
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00013.gmi

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# 00013
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-You can't fathom the unfathomable.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-You can't derstand the understandable!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00014.gmi

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-# 00014
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-So there's this librarian who logged 
-into a remote server to tell everybody 
-on irc to keep the chatter down
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-It was a ssh shh
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00015.gmi

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-# 00015
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of 
-other fun stuff in there
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I wonder if i can find something 
-somebody calls home
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00016.gmi

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# 00016
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Having fun isn't hard!
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-... when you have a library card!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00017.gmi

@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-# 00017
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-today, I'm playing camp counselor at 
-work and also facing the reality I need 
-to upgrade my very old cell phone
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-hahaha, one is just emotional, the 
-other is me doing the emotional labor 
-of redirecting other folks energies so 
-that they don't do a murder or something
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00018.gmi

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# 00018
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-hello my friends wit hshell access
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-but my mood is good, which trumps 
-everything
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00019.gmi

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# 00019
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-horse
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-bhuururRrURhurU
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00020.gmi

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# 00020
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I went thrifting yesterday
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-or as I like to call it, Goodwill 
-Hunting
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00021.gmi

@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-# 00021
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-But now I'm clean
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00022.gmi

@@ -1,36 +0,0 @@
-# 00022
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Mickey is at his attorney's office 
-filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm 
-sorry Mickey, I just don't think you 
-have a case. You can't divorce Minnie 
-for being weird..."
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, 
-says, "You're not listening! I never 
-said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING 
-GOOFY!"
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00023.gmi

@@ -1,32 +0,0 @@
-# 00023
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-She was convinced she could just run it 
-through the dishwasher
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
-trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
-CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00024.gmi

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# 00024
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I once broke up with a guy because he 
-just wouldn't stop counting
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-I wonder what he's up to now
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00025.gmi

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-# 00025
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-Hey I've got a whole big box full of 
-dead batteries here if you want them.
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-They're free of charge!
-```
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/index.gmi

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
-
-Two best friends have adventures!
-
-=> 00025.gmi 2024-04-07 - 00025
-=> 00024.gmi 2024-02-18 - 00024
-=> 00023.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00023
-=> 00022.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00022
-=> 00021.gmi 2024-01-14 - 00021
-=> 00020.gmi 2024-01-10 - 00020
-=> 00019.gmi 2024-01-07 - 00019
-=> 00018.gmi 2023-10-06 - 00018
-=> 00017.gmi 2023-10-02 - 00017
-=> 00016.gmi 2023-10-01 - 00016
-=> 00015.gmi 2023-08-23 - 00015
-=> 00014.gmi 2022-12-01 - 00014
-=> 00013.gmi 2022-11-04 - 00013
-=> 00012.gmi 2022-08-25 - 00012
-=> 00011.gmi 2022-02-03 - 00011
-=> 00010.gmi 2021-12-01 - 00010
-=> 00009.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00009
-=> 00008.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00008
-=> 00007.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00007
-=> 00006.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00006
-=> 00005.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00005
-=> 00004.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00004
-=> 00003.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00003
-=> 00002.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00002
-=> 00001.gmi 2021-08-14 - 00001
-
-=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

justfile

@@ -4,83 +4,20 @@ default:
 
 # build rss feed
 rss:
-  #!/bin/sh
+  @./bin/rss.sh
-  exec > feed.xml
-  echo "<rss version=\"2.0\" xmlns:atom=\"http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom\">"
-  echo "  <channel>"
-  echo "    <title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>"
-  echo "    <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link>"
-  echo "    <description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description>"
-  echo "    <atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/>"
-  echo "    <generator>/bin/sh</generator>"
-  recsel db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/feed.tmpl
-  echo "</channel></rss>"
 
 # watch toad.md for changes
 watch:
-  echo "TODO"
+  @ls bin/toad.md | entr -c retro bin/toad.md src/00001.txt
 alias dev := watch
 
-# build markdown comics
+# build all comics
-markdown:
+build:
-  #!/bin/sh
+  #!/usr/bin/env sh
-  for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++))
+  for f in $(ls src/*.txt); do
-  do
+    base=`basename ${f}`
-    id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec)
+    retro bin/toad.md ${f} > "${base/txt/md}"
-    recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40 > $id.md
   done
 
-# build gemini
-gemini:
-  #!/bin/sh
-  for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++))
-  do
-    id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec)
-    exec > gemini/$id.gmi
-    echo "# $id"
-    echo
-    recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40
-    echo
-    echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic"
-  done
-
-# build gemini index
-index:
-  #!/bin/sh
-  exec > gemini/index.gmi
-  echo "# Pro Toad and Superb Owl"
-  echo
-  echo "Two best friends have adventures!"
-  echo
-  recsel db/database.rec \
-  | recfmt "=> {{{{id}}.gmi {{{{date}} - {{{{id}}---" \
-  | sed 's/---/\n/g' \
-  | tail -r
-  echo
-  echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic"
-
-# go gemini
-upload:
-  rsync -vurp gemini/* $HOME/blogs/gemini/comic
-  
 # build and rss
-all: markdown gemini index upload rss
+all: build rss
-
-# new script
-new:
-  #!/usr/bin/env sh
-  count=$(recsel -c db/database.rec)
-  read -p "first line: " top
-  read -p "second line: " bottom
-  printf -v id "%05d" $((++count))
-  recins --verbose -t comic \
-    -f "top" -v "$top" \
-    -f "bottom" -v "$bottom" \
-    -f "id" -v "$id" \
-    -f "date" -v "$(date -I)" \
-    db/database.rec
-
-# update recfeed
-recfeed:
-  recset db/feed.rec -t item -e 'id = 0' -f published -s `gdate -Iseconds`
-  recset db/feed.rec -t feed -n 0 -f updated -s `gdate -Iseconds`

src/00001.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+ya see, some people go real fast
+and other people they go real slow
+yeah that's it doncha know
+---
+yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict

src/00002.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
+---
+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!

src/00003.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+So did you watch the Super Bowl?
+---
+Yeah, me neither.

src/00004.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
+---
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!

src/00005.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
+---
+All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff.

src/00006.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
+---
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people.

src/00008.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all.
+---
+So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke.

src/00009.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party!
+---
+I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline.
+
+Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.

src/00010.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
+---
+He chose the blesser of two weevils
+

src/00011.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out.
+---
+I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away.

src/00012.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+Ed is the standard text editor!
+---
+?
+?
+?

src/00013.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+You can't fathom the unfathomable.
+---
+You can't derstand the understandable!

src/00014.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down
+---
+It was a ssh shh

src/00015.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there
+---
+I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home

src/00016.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Having fun isn't hard!
+---
+... when you have a library card!

src/00017.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone
+---
+hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something

src/00018.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+hello my friends wit hshell access
+---
+but my mood is good, which trumps everything

templates/feed.tmpl

@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-<item>
-  <title>{{id}}</title>
-  <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/{{id}}.md</link>
-  <pubDate>{{date}}</pubDate>
-  <description>
-<![CDATA["
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-{{top}}
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-{{bottom}}
-```
-"]]>
-  </description>
-</item>

templates/page.tmpl

@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-{{top}}
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./) )          
- (>vv<)      " "          
-```
-
-
-```
- (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./) )   
- (>vv<)      " "   
-                   
-     \             
-{{bottom}}
-```