```
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
 (~~~~)    ./) )   
 (>vv<)      " "   
                   
     \             
She was convinced she could just run it 
through the dishwasher
```


```
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
 (~~~~)    ./) )          
 (>vv<)      " "          
```


```
 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
 (~~~~)    ./) )   
 (>vv<)      " "   
                   
     \             
and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
```