https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl! /bin/sh https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md 2021-08-14 vv<) " " \ ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow yeah that's it doncha know ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ ...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ So did you watch the Super Bowl? ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ Yeah, me neither. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer? ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop. ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ there should be no such thing as billionaires ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all. ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md 2021-08-29 vv<) " " \ So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party! ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline. Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md 2021-12-01 vv<) " " \ a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ He chose the blesser of two weevils ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00011.md 2022-02-03 vv<) " " \ So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away. ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00012.md 2022-08-25 vv<) " " \ Ed is the standard text editor! ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ ? ? ? ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00013.md 2022-11-04 vv<) " " \ You can't fathom the unfathomable. ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ You can't derstand the understandable! ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00014.md 2022-12-01 vv<) " " \ So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ It was a ssh shh ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00015.md 2023-08-23 vv<) " " \ dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00016.md 2023-10-01 vv<) " " \ Having fun isn't hard! ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ ... when you have a library card! ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00017.md 2023-10-02 vv<) " " \ today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00018.md 2023-10-06 vv<) " " \ hello my friends wit hshell access ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ but my mood is good, which trumps everything ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00019.md 2024-01-07 vv<) " " \ horse ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ bhuururRrURhurU ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00020.md 2024-01-10 vv<) " " \ I went thrifting yesterday ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ or as I like to call it, Goodwill Hunting ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00021.md 2024-01-14 vv<) " " \ Ya know I used to be addicted to soap ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ But now I'm clean ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00022.md 2024-01-17 vv<) " " \ Mickey is at his attorney's office filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I just don't think you have a case. You can't divorce Minnie for being weird..." ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, says, "You're not listening! I never said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING GOOFY!" ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00023.md 2024-01-17 vv<) " " \ She was convinced she could just run it through the dishwasher ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ and I was like MOM! You should NOT trust something that can COOK SALMON to CLEAN your KEYBOARD! ``` "]]> https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00024.md 2024-02-18 vv<) " " \ I once broke up with a guy because he just wouldn't stop counting ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " ``` ``` (@)(@) {0,0} (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " " \ I wonder what he's up to now ``` "]]>