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So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
subject to disfigurement because of the family 
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
Nazi party! 
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I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
storyline that interweaves with the modern 
nazi storyline. 
 
Which means eventually the hero is literally 
going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
him in the face and if there's one thing this 
world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
dragons beating the shit out of nazis.