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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>
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<title>00001.md</title>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>ya see, some people go real fast and other people they go real slow
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yeah that’s it doncha know ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>yeah that’s the real root cause of most workplace conflict ```tcl</p>
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<title>00002.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>…and that’s how I became a YAML engineer. ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>To be honest, I’m not sure it’s a real job either. But they keep
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giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it! ```tcl</p>
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<title>00003.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>So did you watch the Super Bowl? ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<p>Yeah, me neither. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00004.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(~~~~) ./) )<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements
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during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
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```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! ```tcl</p>
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<title>00005.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md</link>
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<pubDate>Fri Feb 12 10:38:57 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
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```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL
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somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
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listen to the birds and stuff. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00006.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md</link>
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<pubDate>Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>Is there even such a thing as “mainstream” anymore? I mean it used to
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be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to
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the same radio station. And “counterculture” was growing your hair long
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and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream
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vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two
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genders or only two sexes. Kids don’t listen to rock & roll to
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rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche
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sound that speaks directly to them doesn’t exist, they can invent it and
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upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
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```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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(>vv<) ” ”</p>
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical
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infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and
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countercultures as there are individual people. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00007.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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there should be no such thing
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as billionaires</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<title>00008.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
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<pubDate>Fri Feb 26 08:28:46 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were
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invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
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was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all
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come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And
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there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
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goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about
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it all. ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>So anyway that’s what we call a “hackathon”. The tech bros invited me
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to “do some lines” and at this point I can’t remember if it was code or
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coke. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00009.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md</link>
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<pubDate>Sat Apr 17 11:45:40 2021 -0600</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<pre><code> \ </code></pre>
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<p>So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It’s
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by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories,
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and I’m into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble
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lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany
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during the rise of the Nazi party! ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually
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be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi
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storyline.</p>
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<p>Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to
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Hitler’s bunker and punch him in the face and if there’s one thing this
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world needs more of, it’s mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of
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nazis. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00010.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00010.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed
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it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started
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spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
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```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>He chose the blesser of two weevils</p>
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<p>```tcl</p>
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<title>00011.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00011.md</link>
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<pubDate>Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was
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happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
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ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards.
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Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see
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somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a “My Body
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My Choice” sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
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decided to get a little closer to check it out. ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were
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all like, “No Jab! No Vaccine!” and that’s when I knew I had been
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tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist
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bastards! I said “ew” again and turned around and ran away. ```tcl</p>
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<title>00012.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00012.md</link>
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<pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>Ed is the standard text editor! ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>? ? ? ```tcl</p>
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<title>00013.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00013.md</link>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<p>You can’t fathom the unfathomable. ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>You can’t derstand the understandable! ```tcl</p>
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<p>So there’s this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell
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everybody on irc to keep the chatter down ```tcl</p>
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<p><code>tcl (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? (~~~~) ./) ) (>vv<) " "</code>tcl</p>
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<p>```tcl (@)(@) {0,0}<br />
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<p>It was a ssh shh ```tcl</p>
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<p>dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there
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<p>I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home ```tcl</p>
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