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title: 00034
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created: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:05 -0700
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updated: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:08 -0700
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public: yes
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syndicated: yes
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### 00034 {#00034}
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> Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for
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> underwater pirate skeletons.
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>
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> Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
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> are going to take him out, he's going to take out those skeletons
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> too.
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>
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> ```
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> #!/bin/sh
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> :(){
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> :|:&
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> };:
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> ```
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>
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> Hopefully I won't have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up
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> into the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No
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> time for much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic
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> missiles strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing
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> Corraidhin glances around the treasure strewn hull, searching for
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> the crystal, can't blow the whole ship up if the prize is here.
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>
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> Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand
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> a fork bomb pretty easily. It's worth the risk if things get worse.
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>
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> Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
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> haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.
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<!--
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Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
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success at cost
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//-->
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You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last resort.
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In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
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advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones
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splinter and fly apart.
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During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
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the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach
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behind yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to
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get its bony claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You
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look behind you and see a human shaped figure floating away,
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illuminated in the beams of Inky's bubblebee. It is toting a small
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bundle. Up above you can see the shadow of the manta ray gliding
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around eating candy, and the horkosgrampus idling in the absence of
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carrion or lies.
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"I thank ye, gents!" cries the figure down to you as it ascends. "You
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distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that
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ship and grab what I needs!" It tugs on the cord attached to its
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bundle and laughs. "I shan't forget ye!" It waves and gives a little
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salute.
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You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
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figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being
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pulled down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk
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the figure getting away.
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WHAT DO YOU DO
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[www](https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00070.html)
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@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ You are an angel of death. A dirty, homeless angel of death with no conscious or
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- 1. **Bully** (Destroy something weak and defenseless): You always have the drop on somebody weaker, smaller, less wealthy, or otherwise worse off than you.
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- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
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- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You always have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
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- 3. **In Cold Blood** (Kill an innocent person in cold blood): When it is unprovoked or unexpected, your first attack always hits its target.
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@ -255,6 +255,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
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</ul></li>
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<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
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<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
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@ -264,7 +265,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
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</ul>
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</nav>
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<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
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<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
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<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
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<p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
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post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
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@ -3362,6 +3363,56 @@ treasure, and they start to advance toward you.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
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pirate skeletons.</p>
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<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
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are going to take him out, he’s going to take out those skeletons
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too.</p>
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<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
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:(){
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:|:&
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};:</code></pre>
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<p>Hopefully I won’t have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
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the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
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much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
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strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
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around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, can’t blow
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the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
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<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
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fork bomb pretty easily. It’s worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
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<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
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haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<!--
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Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
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success at cost
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//-->
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<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
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resort.</p>
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<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
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advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
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and fly apart.</p>
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<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
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the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
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yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
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claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
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and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
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Inky’s bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
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shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
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horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
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<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
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distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
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and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
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laughs. “I shan’t forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
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<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
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figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
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down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
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getting away.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
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<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
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<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
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<dt>
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<li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
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</ul></li>
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<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
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<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
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</ul>
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</nav>
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<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
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<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
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<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
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<p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
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post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
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pirate skeletons.</p>
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<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
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are going to take him out, he’s going to take out those skeletons
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too.</p>
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<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
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:(){
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:|:&
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};:</code></pre>
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<p>Hopefully I won’t have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
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the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
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much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
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strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
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around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, can’t blow
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the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
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<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
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fork bomb pretty easily. It’s worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
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<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
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haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<!--
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Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
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success at cost
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//-->
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<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
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resort.</p>
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<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
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advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
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and fly apart.</p>
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<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
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the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
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yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
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claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
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and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
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Inky’s bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
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shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
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horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
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<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
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distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
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and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
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laughs. “I shan’t forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
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<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
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figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
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down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
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getting away.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
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<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
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<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
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<dt>
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