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basement.order

@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@ src/epistolary/00030.md
 src/epistolary/00031.md
 src/epistolary/00032.md
 src/epistolary/00033.md
+src/epistolary/00034.md
 src/bestiary/index.md
 src/bestiary/aur.md
 src/bestiary/blahoblin.md

src/epistolary/00034.md

@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+---
+title: 00034
+created: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:05 -0700
+updated: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:08 -0700
+public: yes
+syndicated: yes
+---
+### 00034 {#00034}
+
+> Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for
+> underwater pirate skeletons.
+> 
+> Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
+> are going to take him out, he's going to take out those skeletons
+> too.
+> 
+> ```
+> #!/bin/sh
+> :(){
+>  :|:&
+> };:
+> ```
+> 
+> Hopefully I won't have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up
+> into the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No
+> time for much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic
+> missiles strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing
+> Corraidhin glances around the treasure strewn hull, searching for
+> the crystal, can't blow the whole ship up if the prize is here.
+> 
+> Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand
+> a fork bomb pretty easily. It's worth the risk if things get worse.
+> 
+> Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
+> haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.
+
+<!--
+Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
+success at cost
+//-->
+
+You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last resort.
+
+In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
+advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones
+splinter and fly apart.
+
+During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
+the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach
+behind yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to
+get its bony claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You
+look behind you and see a human shaped figure floating away,
+illuminated in the beams of Inky's bubblebee. It is toting a small
+bundle. Up above you can see the shadow of the manta ray gliding
+around eating candy, and the horkosgrampus idling in the absence of
+carrion or lies.
+
+"I thank ye, gents!" cries the figure down to you as it ascends. "You
+distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that
+ship and grab what I needs!" It tugs on the cord attached to its
+bundle and laughs. "I shan't forget ye!" It waves and gives a little
+salute.
+
+You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
+figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being
+pulled down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk
+the figure getting away.
+
+WHAT DO YOU DO
+
+[www](https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00070.html)
+
+

src/paths/murderhobo.md

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ You are an angel of death. A dirty, homeless angel of death with no conscious or
 
 - 1. **Bully** (Destroy something weak and defenseless): You always have the drop on somebody weaker, smaller, less wealthy, or otherwise worse off than you.
 
-- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
+- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You always have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
 
 - 3. **In Cold Blood** (Kill an innocent person in cold blood): When it is unprovoked or unexpected, your first attack always hits its target.
 

www/index.html

@@ -255,6 +255,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
+<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 <li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
 <li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
@@ -264,7 +265,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
 </ul>
 </nav>
 <h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
-<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
+<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
 <p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
 post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
 <h2 id="about">About</h2>
@@ -3362,6 +3363,56 @@ treasure, and they start to advance toward you.</p>
 <p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
 <p><a
 href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
+<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
+<blockquote>
+<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
+pirate skeletons.</p>
+<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
+are going to take him out, he’s going to take out those skeletons
+too.</p>
+<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
+:(){
+ :|:&amp;
+};:</code></pre>
+<p>Hopefully I won’t have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
+the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
+much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
+strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
+around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, can’t blow
+the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
+<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
+fork bomb pretty easily. It’s worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
+<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
+haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<!--
+Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
+success at cost
+//-->
+<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
+resort.</p>
+<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
+advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
+and fly apart.</p>
+<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
+the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
+yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
+claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
+and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
+Inky’s bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
+shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
+horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
+<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
+distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
+and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
+laughs. “I shan’t forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
+<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
+figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
+down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
+getting away.</p>
+<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
+<p><a
+href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
 <h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
 <p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
 <dt>

www/spoilers.html

@@ -255,6 +255,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
 <li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
+<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 <li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
 <li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
@@ -267,7 +268,7 @@ id="toc-acknowledgements">Acknowledgements</a></li>
 </ul>
 </nav>
 <h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
-<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
+<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
 <p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
 post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
 <h2 id="about">About</h2>
@@ -3365,6 +3366,56 @@ treasure, and they start to advance toward you.</p>
 <p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
 <p><a
 href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
+<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
+<blockquote>
+<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
+pirate skeletons.</p>
+<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
+are going to take him out, he’s going to take out those skeletons
+too.</p>
+<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
+:(){
+ :|:&amp;
+};:</code></pre>
+<p>Hopefully I won’t have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
+the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
+much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
+strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
+around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, can’t blow
+the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
+<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
+fork bomb pretty easily. It’s worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
+<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
+haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<!--
+Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
+success at cost
+//-->
+<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
+resort.</p>
+<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
+advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
+and fly apart.</p>
+<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
+the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
+yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
+claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
+and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
+Inky’s bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
+shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
+horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
+<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
+distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
+and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
+laughs. “I shan’t forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
+<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
+figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
+down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
+getting away.</p>
+<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
+<p><a
+href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
 <h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
 <p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
 <dt>