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title: 00034
created: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:05 -0700
updated: Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:43:08 -0700
public: yes
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### 00034 {#00034}
> Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for
> underwater pirate skeletons.
>
> Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
> are going to take him out, he's going to take out those skeletons
> too.
>
> ```
> #!/bin/sh
> :(){
> :|:&
> };:
> ```
>
> Hopefully I won't have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up
> into the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No
> time for much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic
> missiles strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing
> Corraidhin glances around the treasure strewn hull, searching for
> the crystal, can't blow the whole ship up if the prize is here.
>
> Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand
> a fork bomb pretty easily. It's worth the risk if things get worse.
>
> Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
> haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.
<!--
Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
success at cost
//-->
You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last resort.
In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones
splinter and fly apart.
During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach
behind yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to
get its bony claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You
look behind you and see a human shaped figure floating away,
illuminated in the beams of Inky's bubblebee. It is toting a small
bundle. Up above you can see the shadow of the manta ray gliding
around eating candy, and the horkosgrampus idling in the absence of
carrion or lies.
"I thank ye, gents!" cries the figure down to you as it ascends. "You
distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that
ship and grab what I needs!" It tugs on the cord attached to its
bundle and laughs. "I shan't forget ye!" It waves and gives a little
salute.
You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being
pulled down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk
the figure getting away.
WHAT DO YOU DO
[www](https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00070.html)

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- 1. **Bully** (Destroy something weak and defenseless): You always have the drop on somebody weaker, smaller, less wealthy, or otherwise worse off than you.
- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
- 2. **Pocket Sand** (Overcome a foe while blinded yourself): You always have at least one handful of sand, gravel, grit, or rubble in your pockets that you can use to attempt to blind your foe.
- 3. **In Cold Blood** (Kill an innocent person in cold blood): When it is unprovoked or unexpected, your first attack always hits its target.

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@ -255,6 +255,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
<li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
<li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
<li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
@ -264,7 +265,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
<p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
<h2 id="about">About</h2>
@ -3362,6 +3363,56 @@ treasure, and they start to advance toward you.</p>
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
<p><a
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
<blockquote>
<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
pirate skeletons.</p>
<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
are going to take him out, hes going to take out those skeletons
too.</p>
<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
:(){
:|:&amp;
};:</code></pre>
<p>Hopefully I wont have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, cant blow
the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
fork bomb pretty easily. Its worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
</blockquote>
<!--
Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
success at cost
//-->
<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
resort.</p>
<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
and fly apart.</p>
<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
Inkys bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
laughs. “I shant forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
getting away.</p>
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
<p><a
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
<dt>

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<li><a href="#00031" id="toc-00031">00031</a></li>
<li><a href="#00032" id="toc-00032">00032</a></li>
<li><a href="#00033" id="toc-00033">00033</a></li>
<li><a href="#00034" id="toc-00034">00034</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
@ -267,7 +268,7 @@ id="toc-acknowledgements">Acknowledgements</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
<p>Total length: 28238 words / 120 minute read.</p>
<p>Total length: 28654 words / 122 minute read.</p>
<p>There have been 117 messages posted over 119 days since the first
post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .98.</p>
<h2 id="about">About</h2>
@ -3365,6 +3366,56 @@ treasure, and they start to advance toward you.</p>
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
<p><a
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00064.html">www</a></p>
<h3 id="00034">00034</h3>
<blockquote>
<p>Fuck, skeletons? This is ridiculous, I did not sign up for underwater
pirate skeletons.</p>
<p>Reacting quickly Corraidhin prepares a fork bomb, if the skeletons
are going to take him out, hes going to take out those skeletons
too.</p>
<pre><code>#!/bin/sh
:(){
:|:&amp;
};:</code></pre>
<p>Hopefully I wont have to use that. Corraidhin hoists himself up into
the opening and begins targetting the skeletons one by one. No time for
much fancy preparation here, just good old fashioned magic missiles
strewn about the interior of the hull. While so doing Corraidhin glances
around the treasure strewn hull, searching for the crystal, cant blow
the whole ship up if the prize is here.</p>
<p>Then again, a magical item that powerful, could probably withstand a
fork bomb pretty easily. Its worth the risk if things get worse.</p>
<p>Corraidhin ensures his back is to the opening, able to make a
haphazard escape should the skeletons get the better of him.</p>
</blockquote>
<!--
Roll Do Anything 1 for magic missiles = 5
success at cost
//-->
<p>You prep your fork bomb to keep in your back pocket as a last
resort.</p>
<p>In the meantime you start blasting skeletons. They maintain a slow
advance but you able to pick them off slowly one by one. Bones splinter
and fly apart.</p>
<p>During your maneuvering, you get turned around and are backed into
the corner with the hatch leading up to the upper deck. You reach behind
yourself and fumble with the latch. One skeleton manages to get its bony
claws around your ankle just as you open the hatch. You look behind you
and see a human shaped figure floating away, illuminated in the beams of
Inkys bubblebee. It is toting a small bundle. Up above you can see the
shadow of the manta ray gliding around eating candy, and the
horkosgrampus idling in the absence of carrion or lies.</p>
<p>“I thank ye, gents!” cries the figure down to you as it ascends. “You
distracted the harrowkrake just long enough for me to get in that ship
and grab what I needs!” It tugs on the cord attached to its bundle and
laughs. “I shant forget ye!” It waves and gives a little salute.</p>
<p>You have a magic missile loaded and ready to go. In a moment the
figure will be out of range. You can blast it now and risk being pulled
down by the skeleton. Or you can blast the skeleton and risk the figure
getting away.</p>
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
<p><a
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00066.html">www</a></p>
<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
<dt>