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title: gabs
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created: Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:41:37 -0600
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### Gabs
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<details>
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<summary>Bio</summary>
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Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown adults now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a business. When she initially shuttered her little tavern, she thought she might just retire. She made it two whole years of working in a garden, occasionally seeing grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided she needed a vacation from her retirement and traveled to a nearby port town. She was sure to find something fun to do there.
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Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern. She enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.
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Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides, “I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”
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Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the journey!
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Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and have fun!
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</details>
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- Player: archangelic
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- XP: 0
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title: 00028
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created: Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:36:51 -0600
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### 00028 {#00028}
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> ~*a new player enters the chat*~
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>
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> Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown
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> adults now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a
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> business. When she initially shuttered her little tavern, she
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> thought she might just retire. She made it two whole years of
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> working in a garden, occasionally seeing grandkids, and reading
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> romance novels. She eventually decided she needed a vacation from
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> her retirement and traveled to a nearby port town. She was sure to
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> find something fun to do there.
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>
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> Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery
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> wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern.
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> She enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.
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>
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> Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides,
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> “I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”
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>
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> Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the
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> journey!
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>
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> Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and
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> have fun!
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~
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> Meta: a warm welcome to the latest member of our tea party! This is
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> a short post to help smooth the temporal jumps between the recent
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> narratives so far. As Inky reaches the deck, they see Gabs
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> approaching from the other side of the ship as well, and flashes
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> them a grin in greeting. After listening to the captain petering on
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> about the glorious days of the now sunken ship below, while
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> tinkering with the bell's tentacles — being rewarded with a mild
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> zap and marginally better fit for the effort — Inky turns to the
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> party. "When you're ready."
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You reach into the tank and discover that grabbing a breathing bell
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takes some finesse. They are very slippery! But you get the hang of
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it and make a ladle out of your hands and scoop one up.
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"Okay now!" laughs Three-Fingered Gerald. He gives you a wink, but
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it's easy to miss because of the eyepatch. "Don't put it on until
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right before you jump. It won't be able to breathe for you until
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you're in the water. And this!" he continues, fitting a heavy, padded
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vest around your shoulders, "will carry you down." It is a vest of
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many pockets, each one holding a small dense sandbag the size of your
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hand. "When you're ready to come back up, just start dropping
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ballast, right?"
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You hop up on the ship railing and pull the breathing bell on over
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your head. It immediately contracts and squeezes and hugs your head
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like a second skin, and its stubby little tentacles grab hold around
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your jawline, and it feels like you have a wet plastic bag clinging
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to your face, and you think you might have made a grave mistake.
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Resisting the urge to panic, you push off the railing and jump
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overboard. You are briefly air born and then profoundly waterbound,
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crashing through the surface of the sea into the briny soup below.
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The oxygen starts to flow as the breathing bell begins to do its job.
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As you sink, you feel as though you are floating through space,
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After a while you start to hear voices arguing in the distance. As
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is a hulking, hairless merbear. Top half (hairless) bear, bottom half
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fish. The second figure is a tardigrade the size of a large merbear.
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"No, I am the true Bear of the Sea! I am called a Water Bear, after
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all!"
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"Hornswoggle and poppycock! It is I who am the Bear of the Sea! I am
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half bear after all! You're just some kind of segmented nematode or
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something."
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panarthropod, thank you very much. And this is the ideal physical
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body! You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks
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like. I've lived under the polar ice cap, and in a sulfurous
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the moon! Have you ever been to the moon?"
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"Why don't you go be the Bear of the Moon then if you like it so
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"You're just as much fish as you are bear, are you sure you're not
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"Are you sure you're not the Blob of the Sea, you too many armed bowl
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"Hey! Hey, you there!" The arguing quasi-bears have spotted your slow
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descent. "Come, yes, float slowly this way! You must settle an
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Bear of the Sea!"
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"The Bear of the Sea must be at least 'slightly mammalian' you
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egg-laying scientific curiosity! You, tell this cousin of a barnacle
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that I---the mighty merbear---am the true Bear of the Sea! Say this
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and I will guide and protect you on your journey."
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"No! Would you like to visit the moon? Say that I, tardigrade, am
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Bear of the Sea and I will introduce you to my moon friends!"
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"He had to make friends on the moon because nobody on Urth can stand
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"You're just mean, you know that?"
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WHAT DO YOU DO
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[www](https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00023.html)
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<li><a href="#characters" id="toc-characters">Characters</a>
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<li><a href="#corraidhín" id="toc-corraidhín">Corraidhín</a></li>
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<li><a href="#gabs" id="toc-gabs">Gabs</a></li>
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<p>Total length: 23421 words / 100 minute read.</p>
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<p>Total length: 24524 words / 104 minute read.</p>
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<p>There have been 97 messages posted over 107 days since the first post
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on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .90.</p>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
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<p>This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over
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<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
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<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
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<li>Soulsword: Bloodlust</li>
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<li>Soulsword: Bloodlust</li>
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<h3 id="gabs">Gabs</h3>
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<summary>
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<p>Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown adults
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now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a business. When she
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retire. She made it two whole years of working in a garden, occasionally
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seeing grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided she
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needed a vacation from her retirement and traveled to a nearby port
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town. She was sure to find something fun to do there.</p>
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<p>Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery
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wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern. She
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enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.</p>
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<p>Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides,
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“I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”</p>
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<p>Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the
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journey!</p>
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<p>Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and
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have fun!</p>
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<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
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<p>Paths:</p>
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<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
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<p><a
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00020.html">www</a></p>
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00020.html">www</a></p>
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<h3 id="00028">00028</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p><sub><em>a new player enters the chat</em></sub></p>
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<p>Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown adults
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now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a business. When she
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retire. She made it two whole years of working in a garden, occasionally
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seeing grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided she
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town. She was sure to find something fun to do there.</p>
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<p>Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery
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wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern. She
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enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.</p>
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<p>Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides,
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“I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”</p>
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<p>Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the
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journey!</p>
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<p>Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and
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have fun!</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>~</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Meta: a warm welcome to the latest member of our tea party! This is a
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short post to help smooth the temporal jumps between the recent
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narratives so far. As Inky reaches the deck, they see Gabs approaching
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from the other side of the ship as well, and flashes them a grin in
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greeting. After listening to the captain petering on about the glorious
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days of the now sunken ship below, while tinkering with the bell’s
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tentacles — being rewarded with a mild zap and marginally better fit for
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the effort — Inky turns to the party. “When you’re ready.”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>You reach into the tank and discover that grabbing a breathing bell
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and make a ladle out of your hands and scoop one up.</p>
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<p>“Okay now!” laughs Three-Fingered Gerald. He gives you a wink, but
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it’s easy to miss because of the eyepatch. “Don’t put it on until right
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before you jump. It won’t be able to breathe for you until you’re in the
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water. And this!” he continues, fitting a heavy, padded vest around your
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shoulders, “will carry you down.” It is a vest of many pockets, each one
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holding a small dense sandbag the size of your hand. “When you’re ready
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to come back up, just start dropping ballast, right?”</p>
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<p>You hop up on the ship railing and pull the breathing bell on over
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your head. It immediately contracts and squeezes and hugs your head like
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a second skin, and its stubby little tentacles grab hold around your
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jawline, and it feels like you have a wet plastic bag clinging to your
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face, and you think you might have made a grave mistake. Resisting the
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urge to panic, you push off the railing and jump overboard. You are
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briefly air born and then profoundly waterbound, crashing through the
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surface of the sea into the briny soup below.</p>
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<p>The oxygen starts to flow as the breathing bell begins to do its job.
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As you sink, you feel as though you are floating through space, entering
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another world.</p>
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<p>After a while you start to hear voices arguing in the distance. As
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you get closer, two large shapes start to come into focus. The first is
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a hulking, hairless merbear. Top half (hairless) bear, bottom half fish.
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The second figure is a tardigrade the size of a large merbear. It has
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eight jointless legs, each tipped with four sharp claws. It wriggles and
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wobbles like jelly as it gesticulates.</p>
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<p>“No, I am the true Bear of the Sea! I am called a Water Bear, after
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all!”</p>
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<p>“Hornswoggle and poppycock! It is I who am the Bear of the Sea! I am
|
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half bear after all! You’re just some kind of segmented nematode or
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something.”</p>
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<p>The tardigrade quivers with indignation. “I’ll have you know I’m a
|
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panarthropod, thank you very much. And this is the ideal physical body!
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. I’ve
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|
lived under the polar ice cap, and in a sulfurous mountaintop hot
|
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spring. I’ve traveled through the vacuum of space to the moon! Have you
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|
ever been to the moon?”</p>
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<p>“Why don’t you go be the Bear of the Moon then if you like it so
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|
much!”</p>
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<p>“You’re just as much fish as you are bear, are you sure you’re not
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|
the Fish of the Sea?”</p>
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<p>“Are you sure you’re not the Blob of the Sea, you too many armed bowl
|
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|
of jelly?”</p>
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||||||
|
<p>“Hey! Hey, you there!” The arguing quasi-bears have spotted your slow
|
||||||
|
descent. “Come, yes, float slowly this way! You must settle an argument
|
||||||
|
for us! Tell this slightly mammalian fish that I am the true Bear of the
|
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|
Sea!”</p>
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|
<p>“The Bear of the Sea must be at least ‘slightly mammalian’ you
|
||||||
|
egg-laying scientific curiosity! You, tell this cousin of a barnacle
|
||||||
|
that I—the mighty merbear—am the true Bear of the Sea! Say this and I
|
||||||
|
will guide and protect you on your journey.”</p>
|
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<p>“No! Would you like to visit the moon? Say that I, tardigrade, am
|
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|
Bear of the Sea and I will introduce you to my moon friends!”</p>
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<p>“He had to make friends on the moon because nobody on Urth can stand
|
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|
him!”</p>
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<p>“You’re just mean, you know that?”</p>
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|
<p>You are still quite some way from the sea bed, and there is no sight
|
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|
of the SS RSS.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00023.html">www</a></p>
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<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
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<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
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<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
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<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
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<title>BASEMENT QWEST</title>
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<title>BASEMENT QWEST</title>
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<link>https://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/rss.xml</link>
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<link>https://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/rss.xml</link>
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<description>Friends having ADVENTURES! Huzzah!</description>
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<description>Friends having ADVENTURES! Huzzah!</description>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2022 08:36:51 -0600</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00028">00028</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p><sub><em>a new player enters the chat</em></sub></p>
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<p>Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all
|
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|
grown adults now, and she no longer wanted to toil away
|
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|
running a business. When she initially shuttered her little
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tavern, she thought she might just retire. She made it two
|
||||||
|
whole years of working in a garden, occasionally seeing
|
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grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided
|
||||||
|
she needed a vacation from her retirement and traveled to a
|
||||||
|
nearby port town. She was sure to find something fun to do
|
||||||
|
there.</p>
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|
<p>Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of
|
||||||
|
debauchery wafting from within made her miss her days
|
||||||
|
gossiping at her tavern. She enters and orders a terrible
|
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|
drink and listens and watches.</p>
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<p>Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she
|
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|
decides, “I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that
|
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|
sounds exciting!”</p>
|
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|
<p>Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join
|
||||||
|
on the journey!</p>
|
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|
<p>Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to
|
||||||
|
schmooze and have fun!</p>
|
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|
</blockquote>
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|
<p>~</p>
|
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|
<blockquote>
|
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|
<p>Meta: a warm welcome to the latest member of our tea party!
|
||||||
|
This is a short post to help smooth the temporal jumps between
|
||||||
|
the recent narratives so far. As Inky reaches the deck, they
|
||||||
|
see Gabs approaching from the other side of the ship as well,
|
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|
and flashes them a grin in greeting. After listening to the
|
||||||
|
captain petering on about the glorious days of the now sunken
|
||||||
|
ship below, while tinkering with the bell’s tentacles — being
|
||||||
|
rewarded with a mild zap and marginally better fit for the
|
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|
effort — Inky turns to the party. “When you’re ready.”</p>
|
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|
</blockquote>
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|
<p>You reach into the tank and discover that grabbing a
|
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|
breathing bell takes some finesse. They are very slippery! But
|
||||||
|
you get the hang of it and make a ladle out of your hands and
|
||||||
|
scoop one up.</p>
|
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|
<p>“Okay now!” laughs Three-Fingered Gerald. He gives you a
|
||||||
|
wink, but it’s easy to miss because of the eyepatch. “Don’t
|
||||||
|
put it on until right before you jump. It won’t be able to
|
||||||
|
breathe for you until you’re in the water. And this!” he
|
||||||
|
continues, fitting a heavy, padded vest around your shoulders,
|
||||||
|
“will carry you down.” It is a vest of many pockets, each one
|
||||||
|
holding a small dense sandbag the size of your hand. “When
|
||||||
|
you’re ready to come back up, just start dropping ballast,
|
||||||
|
right?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>You hop up on the ship railing and pull the breathing bell
|
||||||
|
on over your head. It immediately contracts and squeezes and
|
||||||
|
hugs your head like a second skin, and its stubby little
|
||||||
|
tentacles grab hold around your jawline, and it feels like you
|
||||||
|
have a wet plastic bag clinging to your face, and you think
|
||||||
|
you might have made a grave mistake. Resisting the urge to
|
||||||
|
panic, you push off the railing and jump overboard. You are
|
||||||
|
briefly air born and then profoundly waterbound, crashing
|
||||||
|
through the surface of the sea into the briny soup below.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The oxygen starts to flow as the breathing bell begins to
|
||||||
|
do its job. As you sink, you feel as though you are floating
|
||||||
|
through space, entering another world.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>After a while you start to hear voices arguing in the
|
||||||
|
distance. As you get closer, two large shapes start to come
|
||||||
|
into focus. The first is a hulking, hairless merbear. Top half
|
||||||
|
(hairless) bear, bottom half fish. The second figure is a
|
||||||
|
tardigrade the size of a large merbear. It has eight jointless
|
||||||
|
legs, each tipped with four sharp claws. It wriggles and
|
||||||
|
wobbles like jelly as it gesticulates.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“No, I am the true Bear of the Sea! I am called a Water
|
||||||
|
Bear, after all!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Hornswoggle and poppycock! It is I who am the Bear of the
|
||||||
|
Sea! I am half bear after all! You’re just some kind of
|
||||||
|
segmented nematode or something.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The tardigrade quivers with indignation. “I’ll have you
|
||||||
|
know I’m a panarthropod, thank you very much. And this is the
|
||||||
|
ideal physical body! You may not like it, but this is what
|
||||||
|
peak performance looks like. I’ve lived under the polar ice
|
||||||
|
cap, and in a sulfurous mountaintop hot spring. I’ve traveled
|
||||||
|
through the vacuum of space to the moon! Have you ever been to
|
||||||
|
the moon?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Why don’t you go be the Bear of the Moon then if you like
|
||||||
|
it so much!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“You’re just as much fish as you are bear, are you sure
|
||||||
|
you’re not the Fish of the Sea?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Are you sure you’re not the Blob of the Sea, you too many
|
||||||
|
armed bowl of jelly?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Hey! Hey, you there!” The arguing quasi-bears have spotted
|
||||||
|
your slow descent. “Come, yes, float slowly this way! You must
|
||||||
|
settle an argument for us! Tell this slightly mammalian fish
|
||||||
|
that I am the true Bear of the Sea!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“The Bear of the Sea must be at least ‘slightly mammalian’
|
||||||
|
you egg-laying scientific curiosity! You, tell this cousin of
|
||||||
|
a barnacle that I—the mighty merbear—am the true Bear of the
|
||||||
|
Sea! Say this and I will guide and protect you on your
|
||||||
|
journey.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“No! Would you like to visit the moon? Say that I,
|
||||||
|
tardigrade, am Bear of the Sea and I will introduce you to my
|
||||||
|
moon friends!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“He had to make friends on the moon because nobody on Urth
|
||||||
|
can stand him!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“You’re just mean, you know that?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>You are still quite some way from the sea bed, and there is
|
||||||
|
no sight of the SS RSS.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
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|
<p><a
|
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|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00023.html">www</a></p>
|
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|
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<title>26</title>
|
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|
<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
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<guid isPermaLink="false">26 - Tue, 25 Oct 2022 08:27:22
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|
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|
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 08:27:22 -0600</pubDate>
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|
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|
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|
<![CDATA[
|
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|
<h3 id="00026">00026</h3>
|
||||||
|
<blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>Inky slowly approaches Master Corraidhín and taps lightly
|
||||||
|
on the sleeve of his robes to get his attention. Between
|
||||||
|
Inky’s tugging and Jarrod’s strong, steady hand, they manage
|
||||||
|
to hoist the wizard to his feet.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>With a brief glance at the hobbit on the floor then a nod
|
||||||
|
to Jarrod, Inky leaves the nightclub with the wizard. The
|
||||||
|
duck, having emptied the plate of corn chips in record time,
|
||||||
|
follows them shortly after.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The trek back to the Milk Market is mostly silent aside
|
||||||
|
from the occasional mutter and stumbling curse, the mage
|
||||||
|
seemingly having fallen asleep as soon as he landed on the cot
|
||||||
|
in the loft. Inky retreats downstairs after leaving a jug of
|
||||||
|
water, a mug and a small packet of kuding leaves beside the
|
||||||
|
bed.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Exiting through the back door into the night, Inky finds a
|
||||||
|
dark corner in a dusty abandoned house, and cries.</p>
|
||||||
|
</blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>~</p>
|
||||||
|
<blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>” … and then the Orc Maiden said: ‘That’s not my
|
||||||
|
club!’”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The room roars with laughter, and Jarrod moves to the bar
|
||||||
|
and puts a bag of coin down. “Serve drinks until this runs
|
||||||
|
out!” Leaning over the bar to the bartender, Jarrod adds in a
|
||||||
|
whisper: “I owe a favour to Lucy’s Basement for the trouble.
|
||||||
|
Call it in when needed.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Jarrod saunters over to Blavin, on the floor in pain. From
|
||||||
|
his pack, Jarrod retrieves a med kit and begins to bandage the
|
||||||
|
wound.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>As Blavin opens his mouth, likely intending to raise all
|
||||||
|
kinds of hell, Jarrod pulls tight on the bandage he is
|
||||||
|
currently applying, drawing a curse from the hobbit. “Shut it!
|
||||||
|
Let’s be clear. You’ve hired us for a dangerous set of jobs,
|
||||||
|
with the understanding that we’re dangerous people. There may
|
||||||
|
be ‘accidents’ on occasion. You’ve learned something today,
|
||||||
|
and what’s more, you lived to absorb your new wisdom.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Jarrod grins as he finishes with the bandage. “We will
|
||||||
|
finish what we have started. We’re probably the team with the
|
||||||
|
best chances, I’m sure you’ll agree. Are you going to back the
|
||||||
|
winning play here? Either way, your decision won’t change our
|
||||||
|
plans. I’m sure you know how to take the win.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Jarrod pats the hobbit’s good shoulder in a friendly, but
|
||||||
|
dismissive, way, then turns and saunters out the door, trading
|
||||||
|
small quips with his new (and now very drunk) tavern
|
||||||
|
friends.</p>
|
||||||
|
</blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>You are at a small port town on the northern tip of
|
||||||
|
Agendell, just past the Rana’For Valley. The sun is bright and
|
||||||
|
the wind blowing in from the Sugrin Sea to the east is cool
|
||||||
|
and salty. The floating island-city of Vay’Neddas, bridging
|
||||||
|
Agendell and Primora, can be seen very faintly in the distance
|
||||||
|
hanging in the northern sky.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Your faithful multibeast is carrying all of your supplies
|
||||||
|
and gear, which were generously provided to you by the
|
||||||
|
indefatigable Blavin Blandfoot. His arm in a sling, he kept up
|
||||||
|
a constant nervous chatter as he saw you off on your journey
|
||||||
|
to recover the second Ginnarak Crystal.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>From here, you can easily provision a boat to take you out
|
||||||
|
to the site of the shipwreck just off the coast.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Or, optionally, you are very close to the Hartlands. It
|
||||||
|
would be quite easy to make a quick visit to hemogoblins and
|
||||||
|
pick up some synthetic blood for your experiments with the
|
||||||
|
Sword of Yam’L.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The sword, incidentally, after finally tasting the blood of
|
||||||
|
“evil”, has remained sated and entirely inert and unresponsive
|
||||||
|
this whole time.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO:</p>
|
||||||
|
<ol type="1">
|
||||||
|
<li>TO THE SHIPWRECK</li>
|
||||||
|
<li>BLOODQUEST</li>
|
||||||
|
</ol>
|
||||||
|
<p><a
|
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|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00018.html">www</a></p>
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<title>24</title>
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<title>24</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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|
@ -108,6 +311,175 @@
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|
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<title>25</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">25 - Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:41:16
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|
-0600</guid>
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|
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:41:16 -0600</pubDate>
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|
<description>
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|
<![CDATA[
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|
<h3 id="00025">00025</h3>
|
||||||
|
<blockquote>
|
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|
<p><strong>Corraidhin</strong> Shit, shit shit shit shit shit.
|
||||||
|
This is NOT good. Damn it Y’aml what was that? It wasn’t even
|
||||||
|
slightly stealthy</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> STAB, delightful blood. Stab the
|
||||||
|
flesh, tear the skin, pierce the fruit that gives us strength.
|
||||||
|
Drink the blood, consume their soul. More more more more more
|
||||||
|
more more more more</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><strong>Corraidhin (internal thought)</strong> Ugh my head,
|
||||||
|
it’s heavy, hurts. Misty and red? I can’t see straight, it’s
|
||||||
|
hard to think straight. That blasted sword, I thought for a
|
||||||
|
moment it, no, not think, it definitely did move on its own.
|
||||||
|
It became lighter and heavier. Pulling against it and it just
|
||||||
|
weighs itself down. This little magical bauble is definitely
|
||||||
|
cursed..</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> CURSED?! Rude Hardy Bear. All we did
|
||||||
|
was stab that evil hobbit. And it’s getting away! Stab him
|
||||||
|
again, taste his blood! The tavern gaurds are closing in, they
|
||||||
|
look like they’re trying to get rid of us, EVIL. Them trying
|
||||||
|
to stop us from getting that evil hobbit is EVIL, STAB
|
||||||
|
THEM.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Corraidhin raises his free hand to his head as though
|
||||||
|
holding a wound and he groans in dismay as the dagger rises
|
||||||
|
again. It travels swiftly down towards Blavin, missing as he
|
||||||
|
slithers of the booth. And again, digging deep into the wooden
|
||||||
|
seat.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> Disgusting wood, stab the flesh!
|
||||||
|
Stab the Hobbit Hardy Bear!</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>But Blavin was inching further out of reach towards the
|
||||||
|
gaurds. In desperation the dagger begins swinging side to
|
||||||
|
side, making furtive slashing moves in the direction of the
|
||||||
|
guards. The party is safely behind Corraidhin, but innocent
|
||||||
|
patrons and the guards are directly in their sights.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Corraidhin grabs his other hand and pulls hard, steadying
|
||||||
|
the swinging. STOP! I command you you blasted toothpick, STOP.
|
||||||
|
You’ve had your fun, now STOP. These people are innocent, this
|
||||||
|
man has done us no harm despite his potential “evils”, this is
|
||||||
|
entirely uncalled for!</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> NO!!! EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. EVIL.
|
||||||
|
STAB.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The dull voice of the magical dagger rises, angry,
|
||||||
|
insistent. It consumes the last of Corraidhin’s mental
|
||||||
|
strength. All he hears is EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. Yet he
|
||||||
|
clings to his spare arm trying desparately to resist. At this
|
||||||
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point the party and the tavern has cleared a wide path around
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the sysorceor as he struggles with himself, mumbling,
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sometimes yelling. EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. NO WE WILL NOT.
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EVIL. INNOCENT. STAB BLOOD DRINK. EVIL. EVIL EVIL EVIL STAB
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IT. MAKE IT BLEED. I WILL NO.. STAB IT. STAB HIM.</p>
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<p>The voice seems to change, it dies down. Not yelling, but
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commanding. Firm, calm, sane.</p>
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<p>Stab them, stab them, make them bleed. Drink the blood,
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consume the soul, free them from their evil being. Stab them,
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stab them… over and over and over, as the sysorceor approaches
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Blavin and the guards with a malevolent look in his ruby red
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eyes.</p>
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<p>~</p>
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<p>Inky moves to stand next to Blavin and the nightclub
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bouncers. Tossing a tiny “see-eye” container they had borrowed
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from Master Corraidhín at him, Inky looks the sysorceor in the
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eye and says, “You are not your sword.”</p>
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<p>Watching the wizard’s expression, Inky continues, more
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quietly, “If Master Corraidhín truly wishes to end the hobbit,
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a mere imp would not stop him, but likewise, whatever he sets
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his mind to do, a dagger cannot stop him either.”</p>
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<p>~</p>
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<p>Jarrod steps gently into the fray and activates his
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FASCINATING CHARM, attempting to draw all eyes to him. He
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carefully avoids the wild swinging of the
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once-sword-now-dagger.</p>
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<p>“I think,” he rumbles gently, “we could all use a drink
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over the other end of the room. I’m buying, and I’ll spin you
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all a tale of wonder! A tale of a wanderer, and of a war
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|
hammer, and the first of their wild battles together!”</p>
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<p>Leaning over to whisper urgently in Corraidhín’s ear:
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“Friend, I do not know what occurs here, but pull yourself
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together. We can later sate our blood lust in more appropriate
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places!” Jarrod lends a sly wink in the sysorcerer’s
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direction, one that promises adventure later.</p>
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<p>The tavern guards tense, but pause their advance, as the
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crazed mage’s friends position themselves protectively around
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him and try to placate him. They wouldn’t want to engage a
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master sysorcerer on the best of days, much less one with some
|
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kind of malevolent blood dagger in the middle of a psychotic
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break. If his compatriots can handle him without them having
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to interfere, all the better.</p>
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<p>The duck waddles up next to Inky and quacks softly,
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pleadingly at Corraidhin. Only the Ornithologer in the corner
|
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|
can understand its words when it says, “As your marketing
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|
manager I must strongly advise against this course of
|
||||||
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action!”</p>
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|
<p>Seated in the corner next to the Ornithologer is a shaggy
|
||||||
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groll dressed in a dusty, faded poncho and a wide brimmed hat;
|
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and a greasy, matted gnu, dressed in black ceremonial
|
||||||
|
robes.</p>
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<p>The groll discreetly draws its poncho back revealing a
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bandoleer of wands and draws a cracklestick and points it at
|
||||||
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the sysorcer. The wand starts to hum and glow as it charges up
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|
for a blast.</p>
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||||||
|
<p>The gnu slaps the groll’s wrist, and immediately launches
|
||||||
|
into a tirade against the cracklestick’s manufacturer’s
|
||||||
|
proprietary spell slotting algorithm, and honestly how can you
|
||||||
|
possibly justify your choices when there are open source
|
||||||
|
alternatives available?</p>
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|
<p>The groll rolls its eyes, obviously having been on the
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||||||
|
receiving end of this particular lecture before, and tries to
|
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|
slap away the gnu’s grasping hands. The ensuing scuffle
|
||||||
|
threatens to turn this powder keg of a situation into a full
|
||||||
|
blown conflagration until Jarrod actives his FASCINATING
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CHARM, commanding the attention of the entire room.</p>
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<p>The gnu freezes with its hands around the groll’s throat.
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|
The groll halts with fists full of the gnu’s beard. A grub
|
||||||
|
smoking a hookah pauses with the mouthpiece raised to its
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|
pursed lips. A distracted waitress on roller skates crashes
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|
right into the bar.</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>As though in a trance Corraidhin continues to yell STAB.
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|
THEM. STAB. IT. cutting wildly at the air before him. As Inky
|
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|
whispers to him his expression changes, first a grimace, then
|
||||||
|
a whimper. As Jarrod leads the patrons away from the sysorceor
|
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|
he begins to tremble and cower away from himself, away from
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||||||
|
everyone. His ruby red eyes dart back and forth between his
|
||||||
|
friends and the patrons, like a frightened animal searching
|
||||||
|
for an escape. He pulls the dagger into himself, as though
|
||||||
|
sheilding it from his surroundings.</p>
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||||||
|
<p>What.. what’s going on, he mutters feebly to himself.
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||||||
|
Everything is a blurr. Uncertain of where he is or what’s
|
||||||
|
going on, Corraidhin thumbs the dagger, caressing the large
|
||||||
|
ruby embedded in the hilt. Y’aml, you’re still here, good
|
||||||
|
good, the syscoreor croons.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Standing up straight his eyes lock with Jarrod as the Bard
|
||||||
|
glances over his shoulder, momentarily distracted from his
|
||||||
|
oration, worried about his companion.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>I.. ugh, Corraidhin grabs his head as though in pain, and
|
||||||
|
collapses to the floor.</p>
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|
</blockquote>
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|
<p>Corraidhin hits the floor and the dagger, now bereft of the
|
||||||
|
well of emotion it had been drawing from, grows still. The eye
|
||||||
|
closes and it seems to sigh happily. “Good job, Hardy Bear.
|
||||||
|
You have spilled the blood of evil.” And it sleeps, inert,
|
||||||
|
lifeless.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Corraidhin is on the ground cradling the dagger.</p>
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||||||
|
<p>Most of the patrons are still fascinated by Jarrod.</p>
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|
<p>Blavin is squirming around on the floor gibbering about
|
||||||
|
reassigning your case.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The duck has found a toppled plate of corn chips and is
|
||||||
|
happily snacking away.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>You feel like your welcome at Lucy’s Basement has been, for
|
||||||
|
the moment, overstayed.</p>
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|
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00015.html">www</a></p>
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<title>25</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">25 - Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:41:16
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2022 09:41:16 -0600</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00025">00025</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p><strong>Corraidhin</strong> Shit, shit shit shit shit shit.
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This is NOT good. Damn it Y’aml what was that? It wasn’t even
|
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slightly stealthy</p>
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<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> STAB, delightful blood. Stab the
|
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flesh, tear the skin, pierce the fruit that gives us strength.
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Drink the blood, consume their soul. More more more more more
|
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more more more more</p>
|
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<p><strong>Corraidhin (internal thought)</strong> Ugh my head,
|
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it’s heavy, hurts. Misty and red? I can’t see straight, it’s
|
|
||||||
hard to think straight. That blasted sword, I thought for a
|
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moment it, no, not think, it definitely did move on its own.
|
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||||||
It became lighter and heavier. Pulling against it and it just
|
|
||||||
weighs itself down. This little magical bauble is definitely
|
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cursed..</p>
|
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<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> CURSED?! Rude Hardy Bear. All we did
|
|
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was stab that evil hobbit. And it’s getting away! Stab him
|
|
||||||
again, taste his blood! The tavern gaurds are closing in, they
|
|
||||||
look like they’re trying to get rid of us, EVIL. Them trying
|
|
||||||
to stop us from getting that evil hobbit is EVIL, STAB
|
|
||||||
THEM.</p>
|
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<p>Corraidhin raises his free hand to his head as though
|
|
||||||
holding a wound and he groans in dismay as the dagger rises
|
|
||||||
again. It travels swiftly down towards Blavin, missing as he
|
|
||||||
slithers of the booth. And again, digging deep into the wooden
|
|
||||||
seat.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> Disgusting wood, stab the flesh!
|
|
||||||
Stab the Hobbit Hardy Bear!</p>
|
|
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<p>But Blavin was inching further out of reach towards the
|
|
||||||
gaurds. In desperation the dagger begins swinging side to
|
|
||||||
side, making furtive slashing moves in the direction of the
|
|
||||||
guards. The party is safely behind Corraidhin, but innocent
|
|
||||||
patrons and the guards are directly in their sights.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Corraidhin grabs his other hand and pulls hard, steadying
|
|
||||||
the swinging. STOP! I command you you blasted toothpick, STOP.
|
|
||||||
You’ve had your fun, now STOP. These people are innocent, this
|
|
||||||
man has done us no harm despite his potential “evils”, this is
|
|
||||||
entirely uncalled for!</p>
|
|
||||||
<p><strong>Y’aml</strong> NO!!! EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. EVIL.
|
|
||||||
STAB.</p>
|
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<p>The dull voice of the magical dagger rises, angry,
|
|
||||||
insistent. It consumes the last of Corraidhin’s mental
|
|
||||||
strength. All he hears is EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. Yet he
|
|
||||||
clings to his spare arm trying desparately to resist. At this
|
|
||||||
point the party and the tavern has cleared a wide path around
|
|
||||||
the sysorceor as he struggles with himself, mumbling,
|
|
||||||
sometimes yelling. EVIL. STAB. EVIL. STAB. NO WE WILL NOT.
|
|
||||||
EVIL. INNOCENT. STAB BLOOD DRINK. EVIL. EVIL EVIL EVIL STAB
|
|
||||||
IT. MAKE IT BLEED. I WILL NO.. STAB IT. STAB HIM.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The voice seems to change, it dies down. Not yelling, but
|
|
||||||
commanding. Firm, calm, sane.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Stab them, stab them, make them bleed. Drink the blood,
|
|
||||||
consume the soul, free them from their evil being. Stab them,
|
|
||||||
stab them… over and over and over, as the sysorceor approaches
|
|
||||||
Blavin and the guards with a malevolent look in his ruby red
|
|
||||||
eyes.</p>
|
|
||||||
</blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>~</p>
|
|
||||||
<blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>Inky moves to stand next to Blavin and the nightclub
|
|
||||||
bouncers. Tossing a tiny “see-eye” container they had borrowed
|
|
||||||
from Master Corraidhín at him, Inky looks the sysorceor in the
|
|
||||||
eye and says, “You are not your sword.”</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Watching the wizard’s expression, Inky continues, more
|
|
||||||
quietly, “If Master Corraidhín truly wishes to end the hobbit,
|
|
||||||
a mere imp would not stop him, but likewise, whatever he sets
|
|
||||||
his mind to do, a dagger cannot stop him either.”</p>
|
|
||||||
</blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>~</p>
|
|
||||||
<blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>Jarrod steps gently into the fray and activates his
|
|
||||||
FASCINATING CHARM, attempting to draw all eyes to him. He
|
|
||||||
carefully avoids the wild swinging of the
|
|
||||||
once-sword-now-dagger.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>“I think,” he rumbles gently, “we could all use a drink
|
|
||||||
over the other end of the room. I’m buying, and I’ll spin you
|
|
||||||
all a tale of wonder! A tale of a wanderer, and of a war
|
|
||||||
hammer, and the first of their wild battles together!”</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Leaning over to whisper urgently in Corraidhín’s ear:
|
|
||||||
“Friend, I do not know what occurs here, but pull yourself
|
|
||||||
together. We can later sate our blood lust in more appropriate
|
|
||||||
places!” Jarrod lends a sly wink in the sysorcerer’s
|
|
||||||
direction, one that promises adventure later.</p>
|
|
||||||
</blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>The tavern guards tense, but pause their advance, as the
|
|
||||||
crazed mage’s friends position themselves protectively around
|
|
||||||
him and try to placate him. They wouldn’t want to engage a
|
|
||||||
master sysorcerer on the best of days, much less one with some
|
|
||||||
kind of malevolent blood dagger in the middle of a psychotic
|
|
||||||
break. If his compatriots can handle him without them having
|
|
||||||
to interfere, all the better.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The duck waddles up next to Inky and quacks softly,
|
|
||||||
pleadingly at Corraidhin. Only the Ornithologer in the corner
|
|
||||||
can understand its words when it says, “As your marketing
|
|
||||||
manager I must strongly advise against this course of
|
|
||||||
action!”</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Seated in the corner next to the Ornithologer is a shaggy
|
|
||||||
groll dressed in a dusty, faded poncho and a wide brimmed hat;
|
|
||||||
and a greasy, matted gnu, dressed in black ceremonial
|
|
||||||
robes.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The groll discreetly draws its poncho back revealing a
|
|
||||||
bandoleer of wands and draws a cracklestick and points it at
|
|
||||||
the sysorcer. The wand starts to hum and glow as it charges up
|
|
||||||
for a blast.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The gnu slaps the groll’s wrist, and immediately launches
|
|
||||||
into a tirade against the cracklestick’s manufacturer’s
|
|
||||||
proprietary spell slotting algorithm, and honestly how can you
|
|
||||||
possibly justify your choices when there are open source
|
|
||||||
alternatives available?</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The groll rolls its eyes, obviously having been on the
|
|
||||||
receiving end of this particular lecture before, and tries to
|
|
||||||
slap away the gnu’s grasping hands. The ensuing scuffle
|
|
||||||
threatens to turn this powder keg of a situation into a full
|
|
||||||
blown conflagration until Jarrod actives his FASCINATING
|
|
||||||
CHARM, commanding the attention of the entire room.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The gnu freezes with its hands around the groll’s throat.
|
|
||||||
The groll halts with fists full of the gnu’s beard. A grub
|
|
||||||
smoking a hookah pauses with the mouthpiece raised to its
|
|
||||||
pursed lips. A distracted waitress on roller skates crashes
|
|
||||||
right into the bar.</p>
|
|
||||||
<blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>As though in a trance Corraidhin continues to yell STAB.
|
|
||||||
THEM. STAB. IT. cutting wildly at the air before him. As Inky
|
|
||||||
whispers to him his expression changes, first a grimace, then
|
|
||||||
a whimper. As Jarrod leads the patrons away from the sysorceor
|
|
||||||
he begins to tremble and cower away from himself, away from
|
|
||||||
everyone. His ruby red eyes dart back and forth between his
|
|
||||||
friends and the patrons, like a frightened animal searching
|
|
||||||
for an escape. He pulls the dagger into himself, as though
|
|
||||||
sheilding it from his surroundings.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>What.. what’s going on, he mutters feebly to himself.
|
|
||||||
Everything is a blurr. Uncertain of where he is or what’s
|
|
||||||
going on, Corraidhin thumbs the dagger, caressing the large
|
|
||||||
ruby embedded in the hilt. Y’aml, you’re still here, good
|
|
||||||
good, the syscoreor croons.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Standing up straight his eyes lock with Jarrod as the Bard
|
|
||||||
glances over his shoulder, momentarily distracted from his
|
|
||||||
oration, worried about his companion.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>I.. ugh, Corraidhin grabs his head as though in pain, and
|
|
||||||
collapses to the floor.</p>
|
|
||||||
</blockquote>
|
|
||||||
<p>Corraidhin hits the floor and the dagger, now bereft of the
|
|
||||||
well of emotion it had been drawing from, grows still. The eye
|
|
||||||
closes and it seems to sigh happily. “Good job, Hardy Bear.
|
|
||||||
You have spilled the blood of evil.” And it sleeps, inert,
|
|
||||||
lifeless.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Corraidhin is on the ground cradling the dagger.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Most of the patrons are still fascinated by Jarrod.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>Blavin is squirming around on the floor gibbering about
|
|
||||||
reassigning your case.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>The duck has found a toppled plate of corn chips and is
|
|
||||||
happily snacking away.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>You feel like your welcome at Lucy’s Basement has been, for
|
|
||||||
the moment, overstayed.</p>
|
|
||||||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
|
||||||
<p><a
|
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00015.html">www</a></p>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 08:27:22 -0600</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00026">00026</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Inky slowly approaches Master Corraidhín and taps lightly
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on the sleeve of his robes to get his attention. Between
|
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Inky’s tugging and Jarrod’s strong, steady hand, they manage
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to hoist the wizard to his feet.</p>
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<p>With a brief glance at the hobbit on the floor then a nod
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to Jarrod, Inky leaves the nightclub with the wizard. The
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duck, having emptied the plate of corn chips in record time,
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follows them shortly after.</p>
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<p>The trek back to the Milk Market is mostly silent aside
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from the occasional mutter and stumbling curse, the mage
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seemingly having fallen asleep as soon as he landed on the cot
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in the loft. Inky retreats downstairs after leaving a jug of
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water, a mug and a small packet of kuding leaves beside the
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bed.</p>
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<p>Exiting through the back door into the night, Inky finds a
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dark corner in a dusty abandoned house, and cries.</p>
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<p>” … and then the Orc Maiden said: ‘That’s not my
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club!’”</p>
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<p>The room roars with laughter, and Jarrod moves to the bar
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and puts a bag of coin down. “Serve drinks until this runs
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out!” Leaning over the bar to the bartender, Jarrod adds in a
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whisper: “I owe a favour to Lucy’s Basement for the trouble.
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Call it in when needed.”</p>
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<p>Jarrod saunters over to Blavin, on the floor in pain. From
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his pack, Jarrod retrieves a med kit and begins to bandage the
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wound.</p>
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<p>As Blavin opens his mouth, likely intending to raise all
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kinds of hell, Jarrod pulls tight on the bandage he is
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currently applying, drawing a curse from the hobbit. “Shut it!
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Let’s be clear. You’ve hired us for a dangerous set of jobs,
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with the understanding that we’re dangerous people. There may
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be ‘accidents’ on occasion. You’ve learned something today,
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and what’s more, you lived to absorb your new wisdom.”</p>
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<p>Jarrod grins as he finishes with the bandage. “We will
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finish what we have started. We’re probably the team with the
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best chances, I’m sure you’ll agree. Are you going to back the
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winning play here? Either way, your decision won’t change our
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plans. I’m sure you know how to take the win.”</p>
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<p>Jarrod pats the hobbit’s good shoulder in a friendly, but
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dismissive, way, then turns and saunters out the door, trading
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small quips with his new (and now very drunk) tavern
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friends.</p>
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<p>You are at a small port town on the northern tip of
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Agendell, just past the Rana’For Valley. The sun is bright and
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the wind blowing in from the Sugrin Sea to the east is cool
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and salty. The floating island-city of Vay’Neddas, bridging
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Agendell and Primora, can be seen very faintly in the distance
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hanging in the northern sky.</p>
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<p>Your faithful multibeast is carrying all of your supplies
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and gear, which were generously provided to you by the
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indefatigable Blavin Blandfoot. His arm in a sling, he kept up
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a constant nervous chatter as he saw you off on your journey
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to recover the second Ginnarak Crystal.</p>
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<p>From here, you can easily provision a boat to take you out
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to the site of the shipwreck just off the coast.</p>
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<p>Or, optionally, you are very close to the Hartlands. It
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would be quite easy to make a quick visit to hemogoblins and
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pick up some synthetic blood for your experiments with the
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Sword of Yam’L.</p>
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<p>The sword, incidentally, after finally tasting the blood of
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“evil”, has remained sated and entirely inert and unresponsive
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this whole time.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO:</p>
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<li>TO THE SHIPWRECK</li>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00018.html">www</a></p>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<li><a href="#characters" id="toc-characters">Characters</a>
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<ul>
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<li><a href="#corraidhín" id="toc-corraidhín">Corraidhín</a></li>
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<li><a href="#corraidhín" id="toc-corraidhín">Corraidhín</a></li>
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<li><a href="#gabs" id="toc-gabs">Gabs</a></li>
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<li><a href="#glarg" id="toc-glarg">Glarg</a></li>
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<li><a href="#glarg" id="toc-glarg">Glarg</a></li>
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<li><a href="#inky" id="toc-inky">Inky</a></li>
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<li><a href="#inky" id="toc-inky">Inky</a></li>
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<li><a href="#jarrod" id="toc-jarrod">Jarrod</a></li>
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<li><a href="#jarrod" id="toc-jarrod">Jarrod</a></li>
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@ -246,6 +247,7 @@ of the Were-Hare</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00025" id="toc-00025">00025</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00025" id="toc-00025">00025</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00026" id="toc-00026">00026</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00026" id="toc-00026">00026</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00027" id="toc-00027">00027</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00027" id="toc-00027">00027</a></li>
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<li><a href="#00028" id="toc-00028">00028</a></li>
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</ul></li>
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</ul></li>
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<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
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<li><a href="#bestiary" id="toc-bestiary">Bestiary</a></li>
|
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<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
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<li><a href="#geography" id="toc-geography">Geography</a></li>
|
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@ -258,8 +260,8 @@ id="toc-acknowledgements">Acknowledgements</a></li>
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</ul>
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</ul>
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</nav>
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<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
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<h2 id="stats">Stats</h2>
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<p>Total length: 23421 words / 100 minute read.</p>
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<p>Total length: 24524 words / 104 minute read.</p>
|
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<p>There have been 97 messages posted over 107 days since the first post
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<p>There have been 98 messages posted over 108 days since the first post
|
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on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .90.</p>
|
on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of .90.</p>
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<h2 id="about">About</h2>
|
<h2 id="about">About</h2>
|
||||||
<p>This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over
|
<p>This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over
|
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|
@ -306,6 +308,38 @@ story entirely.</p>
|
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<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
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<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
|
||||||
<li>Soulsword: Bloodlust</li>
|
<li>Soulsword: Bloodlust</li>
|
||||||
</ul>
|
</ul>
|
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|
<h3 id="gabs">Gabs</h3>
|
||||||
|
<details>
|
||||||
|
<summary>
|
||||||
|
<p>Bio</p>
|
||||||
|
</summary>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown adults
|
||||||
|
now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a business. When she
|
||||||
|
initially shuttered her little tavern, she thought she might just
|
||||||
|
retire. She made it two whole years of working in a garden, occasionally
|
||||||
|
seeing grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided she
|
||||||
|
needed a vacation from her retirement and traveled to a nearby port
|
||||||
|
town. She was sure to find something fun to do there.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery
|
||||||
|
wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern. She
|
||||||
|
enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides,
|
||||||
|
“I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the
|
||||||
|
journey!</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and
|
||||||
|
have fun!</p>
|
||||||
|
</details>
|
||||||
|
<ul>
|
||||||
|
<li>Player: archangelic</li>
|
||||||
|
<li>XP: 0</li>
|
||||||
|
<li>Skills: Do Anything 1</li>
|
||||||
|
<li>Equipment:</li>
|
||||||
|
</ul>
|
||||||
|
<p>Paths:</p>
|
||||||
|
<ul>
|
||||||
|
<li>Retriever: Contractual Obligation, An Auspicious Start</li>
|
||||||
|
</ul>
|
||||||
<h3 id="glarg">Glarg</h3>
|
<h3 id="glarg">Glarg</h3>
|
||||||
<details>
|
<details>
|
||||||
<summary>
|
<summary>
|
||||||
|
@ -2816,6 +2850,99 @@ and drinking at Inquire Within, boarding the Diamond Howler, and sailing
|
||||||
to the site of the wreck.</p>
|
to the site of the wreck.</p>
|
||||||
<p><a
|
<p><a
|
||||||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00020.html">www</a></p>
|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00020.html">www</a></p>
|
||||||
|
<h3 id="00028">00028</h3>
|
||||||
|
<blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p><sub><em>a new player enters the chat</em></sub></p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs had a good life. Her little devil children were all grown adults
|
||||||
|
now, and she no longer wanted to toil away running a business. When she
|
||||||
|
initially shuttered her little tavern, she thought she might just
|
||||||
|
retire. She made it two whole years of working in a garden, occasionally
|
||||||
|
seeing grandkids, and reading romance novels. She eventually decided she
|
||||||
|
needed a vacation from her retirement and traveled to a nearby port
|
||||||
|
town. She was sure to find something fun to do there.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs eventually sees Inquire Within, and the smell of debauchery
|
||||||
|
wafting from within made her miss her days gossiping at her tavern. She
|
||||||
|
enters and orders a terrible drink and listens and watches.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Hearing the tales being spun by Mister Three-Fingered, she decides,
|
||||||
|
“I’ve never been on a ship, that’s something that sounds exciting!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Half-drunk and eager for something exciting, she will join on the
|
||||||
|
journey!</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Gabs is a lanky older half-devil lady who is here to schmooze and
|
||||||
|
have fun!</p>
|
||||||
|
</blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>~</p>
|
||||||
|
<blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>Meta: a warm welcome to the latest member of our tea party! This is a
|
||||||
|
short post to help smooth the temporal jumps between the recent
|
||||||
|
narratives so far. As Inky reaches the deck, they see Gabs approaching
|
||||||
|
from the other side of the ship as well, and flashes them a grin in
|
||||||
|
greeting. After listening to the captain petering on about the glorious
|
||||||
|
days of the now sunken ship below, while tinkering with the bell’s
|
||||||
|
tentacles — being rewarded with a mild zap and marginally better fit for
|
||||||
|
the effort — Inky turns to the party. “When you’re ready.”</p>
|
||||||
|
</blockquote>
|
||||||
|
<p>You reach into the tank and discover that grabbing a breathing bell
|
||||||
|
takes some finesse. They are very slippery! But you get the hang of it
|
||||||
|
and make a ladle out of your hands and scoop one up.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Okay now!” laughs Three-Fingered Gerald. He gives you a wink, but
|
||||||
|
it’s easy to miss because of the eyepatch. “Don’t put it on until right
|
||||||
|
before you jump. It won’t be able to breathe for you until you’re in the
|
||||||
|
water. And this!” he continues, fitting a heavy, padded vest around your
|
||||||
|
shoulders, “will carry you down.” It is a vest of many pockets, each one
|
||||||
|
holding a small dense sandbag the size of your hand. “When you’re ready
|
||||||
|
to come back up, just start dropping ballast, right?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>You hop up on the ship railing and pull the breathing bell on over
|
||||||
|
your head. It immediately contracts and squeezes and hugs your head like
|
||||||
|
a second skin, and its stubby little tentacles grab hold around your
|
||||||
|
jawline, and it feels like you have a wet plastic bag clinging to your
|
||||||
|
face, and you think you might have made a grave mistake. Resisting the
|
||||||
|
urge to panic, you push off the railing and jump overboard. You are
|
||||||
|
briefly air born and then profoundly waterbound, crashing through the
|
||||||
|
surface of the sea into the briny soup below.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The oxygen starts to flow as the breathing bell begins to do its job.
|
||||||
|
As you sink, you feel as though you are floating through space, entering
|
||||||
|
another world.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>After a while you start to hear voices arguing in the distance. As
|
||||||
|
you get closer, two large shapes start to come into focus. The first is
|
||||||
|
a hulking, hairless merbear. Top half (hairless) bear, bottom half fish.
|
||||||
|
The second figure is a tardigrade the size of a large merbear. It has
|
||||||
|
eight jointless legs, each tipped with four sharp claws. It wriggles and
|
||||||
|
wobbles like jelly as it gesticulates.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“No, I am the true Bear of the Sea! I am called a Water Bear, after
|
||||||
|
all!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Hornswoggle and poppycock! It is I who am the Bear of the Sea! I am
|
||||||
|
half bear after all! You’re just some kind of segmented nematode or
|
||||||
|
something.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The tardigrade quivers with indignation. “I’ll have you know I’m a
|
||||||
|
panarthropod, thank you very much. And this is the ideal physical body!
|
||||||
|
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. I’ve
|
||||||
|
lived under the polar ice cap, and in a sulfurous mountaintop hot
|
||||||
|
spring. I’ve traveled through the vacuum of space to the moon! Have you
|
||||||
|
ever been to the moon?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Why don’t you go be the Bear of the Moon then if you like it so
|
||||||
|
much!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“You’re just as much fish as you are bear, are you sure you’re not
|
||||||
|
the Fish of the Sea?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Are you sure you’re not the Blob of the Sea, you too many armed bowl
|
||||||
|
of jelly?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“Hey! Hey, you there!” The arguing quasi-bears have spotted your slow
|
||||||
|
descent. “Come, yes, float slowly this way! You must settle an argument
|
||||||
|
for us! Tell this slightly mammalian fish that I am the true Bear of the
|
||||||
|
Sea!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“The Bear of the Sea must be at least ‘slightly mammalian’ you
|
||||||
|
egg-laying scientific curiosity! You, tell this cousin of a barnacle
|
||||||
|
that I—the mighty merbear—am the true Bear of the Sea! Say this and I
|
||||||
|
will guide and protect you on your journey.”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“No! Would you like to visit the moon? Say that I, tardigrade, am
|
||||||
|
Bear of the Sea and I will introduce you to my moon friends!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“He had to make friends on the moon because nobody on Urth can stand
|
||||||
|
him!”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>“You’re just mean, you know that?”</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>You are still quite some way from the sea bed, and there is no sight
|
||||||
|
of the SS RSS.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><a
|
||||||
|
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00023.html">www</a></p>
|
||||||
<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
|
<h2 id="bestiary">Bestiary</h2>
|
||||||
<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
|
<p>Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria</p>
|
||||||
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|
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|
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