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 title: Appendix B
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 ## Appendix B: Bean
 **Note**: This story by mio was originally published in issue 6 of the
 tilde.town zine, and is included here with the author's permission.
 <https://tilde.town/~zine/issues/6/html/mio/bean/>
 ~
 > This short story is dedicated to \~dozens.
 > 
 > Several months ago he spoke of a [tabletop
 > game](https://dozensanddragons.neocities.org/30.html) that involved
 > growing cats from beans, inviting others to try it and share their
 > actual plays. As it happened, someone read the message and played the
 > game, but the narrative that was supposed to accompany the results never
 > materialised, having fizzled out in a desolate post-apocalyptic
 > landscape before it had barely started.
 > 
 > Here instead is a story about growing, cats and beans, not necessarily
 > in that order. Discerning readers will observe its setting is loosely
 > based in a different game, the wonderful [Basement
 > Quest](http://tilde.town/~dozens/quest/) of which \~dozens is the
 > amazing author and thoroughly adept game host. He has also kindly given
 > permission to reproduce my tiny tale of tomfoolery under the [CC-BY-SA
 > license](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/). The story
 > would not have existed without his support and the patience of fellow
 > players, though any lapses in judgement for churning out complete drivel
 > are mine alone. *Gratias maximas.*
 > 
 > mio
 Deep within the bowels of the bustling city of Vay'Nullar was a building
 like every other and none other. The unassuming brick structure stood to
 one side of Cofe Street, so named after a giant automaton that had once
 occupied an empty plot of land for the sole purpose of selling coffee
 and the wonders of mechanical ingenuity before it broke down one day and
 the lot, overrun by weeds, was turned into an apothecary. There was no
 sign above the entrance to announce itself to the world, the windows
 shuttered and the wooden door bolted from within. It could be said that
 there was nothing remarkable about the building except for a colourful
 row of marching kidney-shaped beans painted in bas-relief than ran along
 the base of the tiled roof. The beans' faces were contorted in various
 expressions of merriment, from hopping up and down with silly grins to
 flipping on their backs, eyes screwed tight and mouths wide open in
 laughter.
 No one actually knew for sure if it was a shop, or what it sold, because
 the doors had never opened for business. Passers-by can be forgiven for
 thinking it was probably an ill-fated foray into fame and fortune by
 some enterprising young upstart that had floundered at the last moment,
 and the place had long since been abandoned to the cobwebs of aurs and
 dust bunnies. However, the neighbourhood's residents knew differently.
 If anyone had cared to ask, they would have recounted in tense, hushed
 voices of eerie sounds emanating from the building at night. Some said
 they heard loud whooshing noises; others swore someone or something was
 lighting crackling bonfires inside, though they had neither seen light
 nor smoke from a fire. Still more spoke of a sound --- the more
 musically-inclined might liken it to a note blown from a long horn,
 lowered then abruptly dampened. The children --- the ones who were old
 enough or secretly sneaked out past their bedtime --- would have simply
 described it as if a crowd had gotten together in a room and farted at
 the same time.
 None of the residents had ever heard nor seen the landlord; as far as
 the eldest grannies could remember, the building had always appeared the
 way it did. When the city finally sent an inspector to assess the
 property after multiple complaints from the most vocal residents, the
 man had returned so shocked by whatever he had seen that to this day he
 could not utter a syllable, his entire body frozen in fear whenever the
 subject of the bean building was brought up. Cursed, was the conclusion
 of a guild of wizards three districts over, though one that seemed to
 evade their scanners. A few of the bravest and more curious among their
 ranks offered to investigate, but never returned with their findings.
 Children were sternly warned by their parents to stay away and behave,
 or they would be snatched up and eaten by the monster that lived within
 its walls.
 One afternoon, a young girl who was studying the painted relief along
 one side of the building heard scratching, mewls, then a whimper coming
 from somewhere nearby. Following the sounds, she rounded the back of the
 building and spotted a grey kitten with light charcoal stripes slumped
 against the wall, paws on their furry tummy, with a pinched expression
 on their face. As she came closer, she could hear a low gurgling sound
 coming from somewhere near its tummy. "Oh!" She exclaimed, her face lit
 up in understanding. "Stay here, kitty." she told the kitten.
 She returned from a nearby shop with a glass bottle of oat milk, two
 small dishes and three skewers of tofuna balls. She set the items in
 front of the kitten, removed the skewers from the first dish and filled
 the other with milk. "Go on, it's for you." The girl smiled
 encouragingly at the kitten, who stared at her with wide eyes before
 pouncing on the tofuna balls. When the kitten had emptied the plates,
 they licked their face and paws, then looked up at the girl and mewed
 once before disappearing into a small hole in the wall of the building
 partially covered by a loose board. The girl tried to peer into the hole
 but it was too dark within to see anything.
 The next day and the day after, the girl returned to the same spot with
 food for the kitten, who seemed to be expecting her, mewing once again
 before retreating back inside the hole in the wall after the meal. On
 the fourth day, the kitten was nowhere to be seen when the young girl
 arrived. She bent down to fill a saucer with more milk, and found a
 single brown bean in it slightly smaller than a cherry potato. She
 waited but there was no sign of the kitten. Eventually she left the
 offering of food near the hole and went home.
 As the girl lay in bed that night, she examined the bean by the light of
 her bedside lamp. She held it up between her thumb and forefinger,
 rubbed a thumb against its smooth contours, then clasped it gently
 between her palms, gradually warming it as she peeked at it from between
 her fingers. After whispering to the bean for some time, she carefully
 tucked it under one end of her pillow, and yawning, turned down the lamp
 and went to sleep.
 When she next opened her eyes, it was to find herself inside a gigantic
 storehouse with a high ceiling that seemed to stretch on and on into the
 horizon. One side was lined with glass partitions, some of which were
 obscured with thick curtains, while others had curtains parted aside to
 reveal the activities of the occupants within. On another side,
 separated by a path the width of two streets, was an open grassy area
 dotted with large translucent domes, like hazy soap bubbles on a summer
 day. The entire area was bright and well-lit even though she couldn't
 make out any significant source of light aside from the little caddy
 lamps twinkling from the desks inside the partitions, or the campers'
 lamps inside and around the domed tents.
 A cat wearing bright yellow boots, blue overalls and a construction hat
 was beckoning her over. She recognised them as the kitten she had met in
 the alley earlier, though now they appeared as tall as her. Just as she
 was about to call out and ask where they were, the cat suddenly appeared
 in front of her and said eagerly, "There you are! Come along now!"
 Everywhere she turned, there were now cats in all shapes, colours and
 sizes --- short, large, skinny, tiny, chubby, striped, spotted, black,
 calico, white, brown, grey, and so on. Many were patting rectangular
 panels with various tiny buttons on the desks. Some were on all fours or
 sitting in various positions in front of stools with small boxes that
 made whirring, clicking sounds. After each click, the cats would shift
 positions, as if striking poses for some invisible audience. One cat was
 mixing and matching several new outfits in light colours. Another was
 hugging stuffed toy chipmunk while sorting mushrooms at a picnic table.
 A few were holding a burger with an oversized cheese wedge between their
 paws.
 Some who were walking around the partitions were also holding mugs, the
 aroma of coffee wafting through the air as they passed --- except for
 one cat whose paws were wrapped around a glass of a clear brown drink
 topped with cherries. A cat sped by on a contraption with a handle and
 two thin wheels, which emitted tinkling sounds from a tiny, nondescript
 box attached to a basket in front of the contraption. They passed a
 group of six cats gesturing to a black board covered in numbers and
 symbols; one of them chanted something that confused the girl and pushed
 a button on one edge of the board, which sprayed water over the surface,
 erasing the chalk writing. After wiping the board dry, the cat began
 rapidly filling the board with more symbols. When the girl looked over
 her shoulder, the board had already washed out the writing, and another
 cat had taken up position in front of the board.
 Outside one domed tent, a metal arm was mixing a vat of pink and yellow
 cream while a cat sat beside it reading aloud from a scroll. At the next
 tent, two cats huddled over a thin, grey bulbous metal stump placed on a
 tiny wooden table. The cats seemed to be engaged in a serious
 conversation at first; then the girl blinked and they abruptly dissolved
 into laughs, thumping the table with a paw and barely grappling onto the
 table edge with the other to keep themselves from tumbling and knocking
 over the metal rod. A cat reclined against the frame of a bubble opening
 and seemed to be intently listening to something, while a stockpot
 bubbled merrily on a stove and spewed out dumplings into a large crusty
 bread bowl behind them.
 A few steps from the path, a cat hung up pictures onto a pie-shaped box
 under the glow of a lamp affixed to their tent. The lamp slowly changed
 colours, each new colour followed by strings of words floating and
 fading in mid-air like intangible poetry. Behind them, half-hidden by
 big rows of vertical posts made of paper tubes, a cat perched atop a
 stack of ten thick black writing pads and was writing in a notebook at a
 furious pace, only occasionally stopping to bite into a slice of pie
 with a light yellow filling. A blue panel displaying several lines of
 indecipherable characters flickered occasionally from below. Remotely
 she could barely make out another cat stacking containers of different
 sizes neatly as they spoke to a sliding black case on a table covered in
 tools and fossils. Inside another tent, a cat was moving a small stack
 of old boxes with lights blinking blearily through the tent walls and
 shuffling them inside an animated green cabinet in the shape of a
 possum. As the girl stared, some of the cats grinned at her, and others
 waved.
 At random intervals, a group would gather around a large pipe made of
 dark grey metal at the base, which gave way to a translucent material at
 knee height, towering up before disappearing into an opening in the
 ceiling. Venturing closer, she realised the translucent pipe was
 actually made of many transparent small pipes with beads of light
 passing through them at impossibly fast speeds. As the lights spun
 faster, a low purr emanated from the pipe, which became louder and
 louder in a roaring crescendo as the group fixed their gazes upwards at
 a spot where pipe met ceiling, some clapping their paws to a soundless
 rhythm that was nonetheless familiar to them all, until the noise was
 abruptly cut off to barely a whine and a chuff once more. The crowd of
 cats dispersed as if nothing had happened.
 Further on, another group wielding oversized sporks was shovelling piles
 of pea-sized, dark brown beans at a glass pane the size of a large smoke
 screen, behind which an ornate fireplace was set over a well-used
 hearth. The beans seem to pass through the glass, to be devoured by the
 giant blaze that flared and snapped briefly each time it received more
 tinder. Some of the cats looked on with somber expressions, and the girl
 had the feeling that whatever the fire did was as important --- if not
 more so --- than the stream of lights in the pipes. As the flames
 gradually changed colour from blood orange to pale lavender, the group
 seemed to relax into relieved smiles and slowed their shovelling, only
 halting when the fire had turned a vibrant purple. Her guide gave the
 group a thumbs-up before ushering her along the path.
 When they had walked a few score feet onward, the young girl suddenly
 noticed almost all the cats in their immediate vicinity had a small
 rectangular apparatus on them --- whether held in their paws, hanging
 from a waist pouch, jutting out from a back pocket, strapped to their
 caps or arms, or placed within reach on a nearby desk or table. In that
 instant, a resounding chime like a bell rolled across the area where
 they were standing. The cats glanced down at their apparatus, which were
 lit in varying levels of brightness. Some of the cats looked up at one
 another and sported identical grins on their faces. Then, as though
 following an unannounced but practised cue, the cats applied light
 pressure on their apparatus. For a moment it was quiet, before the hall
 erupted into a very loud raspberry. It was as though a giant balloon had
 deflated over their heads and air was coming out of it in one big gush,
 only there was no strong burst of wind to blow them all off their feet.
 Distantly she heard the answering giggling of babies and children
 somewhere around her, though there were no infants or other children in
 sight. The cat with the yellow hat turned to her with a chuckle and
 said, "Snazzy, huh? Let's keep this a little secret between us, okay?"
 Before the girl could reply, she awoke with a start in her own room. It
 took a moment for her to ascertain where she was as her eyes focused on
 the shelf by the wall filled with toys and books, and the morning
 sunlight streaming in from the bedroom window. Recalling the cat in
 boots, she felt around her pillow for the bean, but her hand only met
 soft bedsheets. She shook out her pillow while pushing aside her
 blankets, checked the floor and peeked under the bed, but the bean had
 disappeared. As she looked around her room, she noticed the mug adorned
 with tiny butterflies that she used as a brush holder had been moved
 from its usual spot on her desk. She got out of bed and padded barefoot
 over to the desk. Instead of one baby potato-sized bean, the mug was
 filled with a number of small red beans. Shaking them out in handfuls at
 a time, she counted 43 in total.
 The girl smiled. When the time came, she and the beans will be ready.
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 title: Appendix C
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 updated: Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:09:58 -0700
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 ## Appendix C: Teale
 This story by mio, while technically part of the *Barefoot Quackery*
 compendium, stands on its own enough to earn its own entry in the
 appendix. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did.
 ~
 #### I.
 It had been an accident at first.
 Inky had just returned from the market with two bags of produce and was halfway
 up the back stairs when one of the radishes tumbled from its paper bag and
 rolled down the steps to land on the ground somewhere near a first-storey
 window below. Setting down the bags on the second floor, Inky went downstairs
 to retrieve the missing radish, which they found easily amid light from the
 open window and a brass lamp next to the back door several paces away. As they
 straightened from their crouch with the vegetable in hand, a movement from the
 window caught their attention.
 Illuminated by lamps hanging from the rafters, a large turtle was rolling on
 the floor of what appeared to be the restaurant's kitchens. As the imp watched,
 the turtle turned in multiple directions over and over, gradually stretching
 out the dough while moulding different textures onto the surface through the
 various glyphs and markings on his shell. Inky was intrigued — they had never
 seen empanadas prepared this way before. It reminded them distantly of a
 retired ceremonial bull fighter turned pub owner they had met who would
 sometimes form cornucopia rolls with his horns to impress the tourists, but
 still generally preferred to use his hands or a rolling pin to roll out dough
 for other breads. Over the next several days, Inky would pause briefly to look
 through the kitchen window before ascending the stairs. Eventually they were
 able to watch the empanada-making process from start to finish, and on some
 late evenings, observing the way the chef would frown at a small sample of
 partly-eaten pastry on a plate, followed by a sigh, as though dissatisfied with
 the contents.
 One night, Inky passed through the Milk Market at a later hour than previous
 days. The lamps had by then been extinguished, but someone had left a window
 open and when Inky glanced in, the kitchen had been cleaned, a thin sheen of
 water evaporating quickly on the floors from the warm air outside, and the wood
 counter tops shone where they were worn smooth in some spots. The surfaces
 which would by day be occupied by trays of pastries were bare. In that moment,
 an awful idea took hold in Inky's head. Clambering nimbly through the window,
 Inky entered the kitchen, carefully avoiding the area where the pastries were
 rolled out. They checked the racks of pans and utensils hanging below the
 cabinets, the ovens, the iceboxes, then inspected the pantry. After giving
 themselves an impromptu tour of the kitchens, including a peek into the brewing
 room and root cellar, Inky went out the way they came in what was to become the
 first of multiple unannounced visits. The following night, Inky returned with a
 small plate of tapas — just a slight twist on simple fare that could be paired
 with the ale being sold at the shop. The plate was left on a table to be later
 discovered when the chef came in early to begin preparations for the day.
 The flavours of the tapas gradually increased in complexity, though not
 straying too far from the earthy undertones of the shop's signature ale. Inky
 didn't know if Enrique would even like the little tapas, though they supposed
 they could find out one way or another. In a way it didn't really matter; the
 snacks would serve as inspirational aids for the chef to pick out flavours
 and combinations for his own pastries. At worst, if the tapas irritated him
 immensely, he would likely be too busy trying to catch the intruder red-handed
 to be sighing over his efforts. Inky decided the giant turtle looked better
 with his annoyance directed elsewhere. Either way, if the turtle truly wanted
 to be rid of the tapas, he was going to have to "up his game", as the dillball
 kids in the neighbourhood would say.
 ~~
 A small turtle wearing overalls, a smock and rain boots is sitting on the grass
 next to a muddy puddle of water, forming a wet ball in his hands. Sunlight
 spills into the forest clearing, illuminating the turtle's smock and boots
 which are covered in dirt and mud. Inky walks over and sits across from the
 turtle.
 "Hi, I'm __ , what's your name?" Inky asks.
 "Enrique," replies the turtle.
 "That's a great name. Hi Henry!" Inky greets their new friend.
 The turtle frowns. "My name is Enrique, not Henry," he says.
 "It is now. Why are you making mud pies, Henry?" asks Inky, pointing to the
 slightly lumpy pies stacked neatly a short distance from the turtle.
 "They're cool, and it's Enrique," the turtle replies, a little defensively.
 "They are," Inky agrees, "What's in them?"
 The turtle gives Inky a funny look. "They're called mud pies. Of course there's
 mud inside."
 "That's not a pie! That's a crusty …" Here child-Inky struggles to find words,
 "crust," they finish weakly.
 Enrique looks at Inky, unimpressed. "What else would there be if not mud?"
 "Loads! Fruits, lots of berries, nuts, custards and jams," Inky exclaims,
 picturing the table spread for tea-time. After some thought, they add, "There's
 also mushroom pot, but I don't know where to get that yet."
 "Mushroom pot? There's no such thing," the turtle says, sceptical.
 "There is, I've tasted it," child-Inky insists. "Want to go find mushroom pot
 together? We'll get some blackberries, redcurrants and sunflower seeds for your
 pies too."
 "Fine," the turtle replies eventually, after thinking it over. "But you're
 wrong about the sunflower seeds. Nobody puts that in their pies."
 "Then you'll be the first to do it, Henry!" Inky laughs. "Race you to the
 giant oak with the big nose!" With that, they hurtle off through the trees.
 "It's Enrique!" the turtle huffs, but trots towards the direction of the oaks.
 #### II.
 "Why don't you ask him?"
 "Because it'll ruin the surprise! He'll know in a pinch something's fishy,"
 child-Inky wails a bit in desperation. Lowering their voice, they finished
 imploringly, "I got him a pair of mittens after he said he lost one last week,
 but I want to make him something he can eat too. Like food cooked on a real
 fire. Mud cookies really aren't very tasty." 
 The large matronly turtle chuckles, a deep, throaty sound. "No, I don't suppose
 they are," she concedes. Tapping a claw on her chin in thought, she blinks a
 few times then smiles. "But I know just the thing."
 ~
 "Another five minutes should do it," Enrique's mother tells Inky.
 Inky peers into the cob oven at the tapas sitting on a wooden board with a long
 handle. "Thank you, Mrs. T." child-Inky says politely.
 Over the past few afternoons, Enrique's mother instructed child-Inky on making
 a basic bread tapa with three different topping combinations based on her son's
 favourite foods, while Enrique had gone with his father to visit one of the
 barley farms that supplied the brewery where Mr. T. was chief brewer. The
 results were now bubbling a little as the enticing smell of tostadas and pepper
 sauce slowly wafted out from the oven.
 The lady nods. "It'll be good for Enrique to have a friend over to celebrate.
 He takes after his father, being too serious for his young age. He's already
 learning beercraft from him when he ought to be outdoors playing with his
 fellow schoolmates."
 "Is there anything else I can help with?" Inky asks.
 "It's all right, dear, I'll manage. Why don't you wash up and wait in the
 parlour? Enrique and his father should be back from the brewery any moment
 now." She sounds put-upon at the last words.
 At Inky's curious look, Enrique's mother explains, "Our birthday boy wanted to
 try the ale." She sighs. "I'd put my foot down but he looked so disappointed
 when I objected. Well, I did make his father promise not to let him get too
 drunk. Besides," she adds with a wink, "We spent all this time baking him a
 cake and snacks, we can't have him falling asleep on us before he's had any of
 it, can we?"
 ~~
 Inky was avoiding the kitchens downstairs.
 While it had been amusing at first, and Inky was fairly sure they wouldn't be
 caught (it helped that the chef's routine was awfully predictable and the staff
 were even worse, especially that surly hobgoblin who always sneaked off three
 hours early on Primedays), they didn't really want to end up in Enrique's bad
 books or banned from the shop if he found out. The blood pudding had been a
 sobering reminder of the consequences of meddling in other people's business.
 Still, they could not bring themselves to stay away from the shop entirely,
 just as they had been drawn to the weathered sign over the door and the aroma
 of bread fresh from the oven mixed with the malty undertones of robust ale
 within the first few days when Jarrod had invited other members of the party to
 his newly-acquired premises. There was something almost homely about it, which
 was strange since Inky rarely made empanadas (in the strictest sense of the
 word, though some breadpunks would argue anything edible with a filling counts)
 and did not particularly favour most alcoholic drinks (ink had a wider sensory
 range and none of the hangovers, in their opinion) and only imbibed when an
 occasion called for it. This feeling carried into the kitchens, with its wooden
 counter tops covered in scratches and stains, shelves stacked a little
 precariously with sauces and spice jars, and even the gaping maw of a big stone
 oven next to the more conventional mechanical oven. It had to be the most
 common sight of every bakery on the continent and yet, there hadn't been any
 place quite like it ever since Inky had left a small town for life in the city.
 So it was in the evenings when Enrique was most likely busy in the kitchens or
 in storeroom taking stock of supplies for the next day that Inky would visit in
 the guise of a tea seller, either to put in a larger order for whoever of their
 party was around upstairs or have supper in a shadowed corner of the
 restaurant. At the latter times, Inky would request different items from the
 previous day, partly to not draw attention from the kitchen, as well as to keep
 things more interesting for a little game they liked to play which involved
 coming up with various inks to complement the evening selection in the time it
 took to eat it. Sometimes, when mulling over new produce from the market, Inky
 would also try to rearrange the current dish in their head, replacing
 ingredients and preparations until it resembled nothing like the crispy
 delectables of the original. Inky wouldn't really do that to the empanadas with
 actual ingredients, but it was funny to picture the turtle's annoyed expression
 at the very thought anyway.
 When Inky was satisfied they had an answer for inks depending on the most
 recent harvest and season, they would sit for a while, back to the wall and
 glass of kale juice in hand to idly survey the room or half-listen to the
 breadpunk gang debate the merits of quick rise yeast over traditional starters.
 The staff (whose names and shifts Inky had long since obtained for security
 reasons and definitely not because they were a little obsessed) were probably
 used to customers of all sorts, including reticent ones, and mostly left Inky
 to their meal. Leaving a decent tip (and on one occasion, a tea-based poultice
 for a waitress who had been holding her left arm at an awkward angle the entire
 time, with pictorial instructions for its application sketched on a sheet of
 fine notepaper), Inky would depart with a small bag of treats for their
 marketing manager before the shop's proprietor emerged to check on the dining
 area and chat with his regular customers.
 Said marketing manager also became Inky's quality assurance tester, and was
 rewarded with an extra sample of each tapa recipe that met the duck's
 discerning taste. Only recipes that had the duck's stomp of approval were
 delivered by hare mail to the Emporium. It didn't see a need for the recipes to
 be put through the post — the shop was right below their feet! — but Inky had
 gone to the post office each time and even spoke in rabbiton to one of the
 delivery workers there.
 Gradually, however, the duck noticed something strange — the more Inky had
 dinner at the shop downstairs, the fewer and farther in between the recipes
 came, until they eventually stopped appearing altogether. Initially it had
 tried to remind Inky by stomping its foot and nudging their hand with its beak,
 but Inky had only smiled wanly and said they didn't have any good ideas right
 now. The duck began to suspect this was patently false when, while following
 Inky around on a trip to the market one afternoon, Inky had opened to a page in
 their notebook to jot down a few words. Hopping up onto a wooden crate to get a
 better view, the duck saw the notebook was almost completely filled with
 ingredient lists, preparation steps and extensive notes.
 It looked up to admonish Inky, and saw the rabbit imp was staring wistfully at
 a barrel of pimientos. When the duck looked back again, the expression had
 vanished, as did its owner, who had already crossed to the other side of the
 road and was walking at a brisk pace towards a juice stand. The duck gave an
 indignant quack and hastily waddled after them. How is a marketing manager to
 keep up when the recipe developer is twelve steps ahead of the process?
 #### III.
 "How did you do on the writing homework?" the turtle asks the imp.
 They are sitting at their favourite spot in the forest clearing — or rather,
 Enrique is leaning back against a tree with his knees partially drawn up, while
 Inky is sprawled on their back on the grass gazing at the clouds overhead,
 the schoolbooks next to Inky's head momentarily forgotten.
 "I don't know. I only know you wrote that you plan to be an ale brewer." Inky
 replies airily.
 Enrique looks down at the imp. "How did you know?"
 "It's written on your face, Henry. Literally. There's still hops pulp on your
 forehead. I'm sure you'll get a good grade though, most of the teachers like
 boring bottle answers like that."
 The turtle glowers at the imp's chuckle and swipes at his own forehead.
 "What did you write?" he retorts.
 Inky does not immediately respond.
 "Well? What *did* you write?" he asks again.
 "Invisible Ninja Kookie Yulestarter."
 The turtle blinks, slowly. "What— what's that?"
 "I don't know." replies the imp.
 "You don't know?" Enrique echoes, perplexed.
 "I just made something up. How would I know what I want to be in two-score
 years? It's not like I've met and had tea with future two-score-year me. Next
 year I'll be an Intergalean Neuestar Kickback Yorkie for sure." Child-Inky nods
 at Enrique sagely.
 "You really are something." The turtle shakes his head in exasperation, though
 a small smile appears on his face.
 "A terrible infant? That's old news, Henry." laughs the imp.
 "Telling the truth never gets old."
 Inky pouts. "Ouch. You win. But only because it was a quote from your mother."
 "Finish up your homework. I'm going back to the brewery soon to check on the
 new batch." Enrique gets up and brushes off his clothes.
 The imp gives him a pointed look. "Yes, Hen-reek."
 ~~
 "Henry—" Child-Inky pleads.
 The young turtle looks extremely frustrated, almost angry. "For the umpteenth
 time, it's Enrique! See, that's your problem. You have no respect for other
 people's wishes and boundaries. Everything is a silly little game to you. Can't
 you be serious for once?"
 "Okay. Are we *seriously* going to the play—"
 "No." says the turtle firmly.
 They are standing at the dark iron gates leading into the brewery. Enrique has
 finally exited a huge building after Inky had stood for half an hour outside
 repeatedly yelling his name. But no matter how child-Inky wails and pouts,
 Enrique has still refused to accompany him to see the new garden play being
 performed in a field of scorpion grasses up the road from the forest.
 "Why not?" Child-Inky asks, head tilted to one side, not understanding.
 "Because I have things to do at the brewery. A new dryer has arrived. Father is
 going to show me how to use it and I need to get the moisture levels right."
 The aspiring brewer seems to be at the end of his patience.
 "But we haven't done anything fun together for a whole fortnight!" Child-Inky
 protests.
 The turtle wipes his forehead with the back of his hand. "I don't have time to
 trawl around the forest anymore."
 "You're saying that now, but I'll come by tomorrow and we can go see it then,"
 child-Inky says anyway.
 "No."
 "The day after tomorrow?" asks child-Inky hopefully.
 "No."
 "The tomorrow after tomorrow?"
 "No means no. This isn't the time for fun and games."
 "What if I don't come back tomorrow? Will you go see the play with me?" Inky
 asks, eyes watering and expression wobbly.
 "That's not how it works. Go home, __. I have to get back inside to check on
 the boilers." The turtle turns and walks along the path back into the building.
 "Then I'll come the day after the day before tomorrow!" Child-Inky calls after
 him. 
 "You didn't say no, is that a yes? Henry!"
 ~~
 Blurriness, gradually coming into focus in the form of an elderly man's face
 with thin eyebrows, kind brown eyes, round spectacles and a concerted frown on
 the unfamiliar features.
 The man spoke slowly. "I see you've finally woken up. What's your name, little
 one?"
 "I—I …" The imp winced as a sharp prickling pain in their head made itself
 known at the sudden movement, followed by confusion and alarm when they attempt
 to answer the man's question and drew a blank.
 "It's all right, easy now, nib." said the elder as he helped the imp sit up
 with some rustling of bedclothes. "How are you feeling?"
 "A bit sore but … okay? What … happened?" asked the imp.
 "We found you two days ago on the river banks right outside of town. Some of
 the fisherfolk say there was a flash flood from a big storm a few hundred
 miles up the rapids which washed collapsed buildings and other debris
 downstream." The man explained.
 "Then where … where am … ?"
 The old man smiled. "Welcome to the township of Waterlan."
 ~~
 "I'm sorry, Mr. Iridis. I haven't recalled anything yet." The imp said sadly to
 the ink craftsman as they sat at the small table over dinner. It had been
 almost a week since the elderly man had taken in the imp and assured them they
 could stay as long as they wished.
 Mr. Iridis was unperturbed by the news. "Hmm, well, we should still call you by
 name in the meantime … how does Inkulos sound?"
 #### IV.
 "Uggghhh!! That group of flaming owes were such noisy slobs. Dropping chunks of
 bread everywhere on the floor, squawking at a hundred decibels a minute, then
 accidentally scorching the table. Why can't we have more customers like the
 Swanson family?" Marnie groaned, tail twitching in irritation as she rubbed her
 temples.
 "Or that tea seller," added Gil sympathetically. 
 Enrique hadn't heard from old Takao in a long time. The elderly, jovial tea
 merchant who previously came with his partner and parakeet on weekends had
 retired a few years earlier to his ancestral home in Rana'For Valley. Maybe
 they had returned to visit relatives in the city.
 "Tea seller?" He turned to his head waiter, a portly frog named Gilgamesh.
 "Yeah, they've been coming almost daily for the past couple o' months now when
 they didn't disappear for a week or two in a row. Don't talk much but tip
 pretty well for a street vendor. Even left us free samples a few times. Marnie
 said the pepperwood blend did wonders for her headaches. I'm not a tea drinker,
 y'know, but she made me a cup once and it was definitely the real deal. Not the
 horse piss those shady asses over at Normington Mews try to pass off as tea."
 It wasn't Takao, but someone new in the district. Months? How had he not
 noticed before?
 "How does this tea seller look like?" he asked.
 "Short imp, dark eyes, kinda young? Wears a brimmed hat, carries around a tea
 flask and a wooden box. One of my neighbours saw them a few weeks ago at a
 market and thinks they're half-rabbit, but he says stuff like that about half
 the people he meets anyway."
 Enrique frowned. He knew all his regular patrons, young or old, and was sure he
 would remember seeing someone who fit the description.
 On further questioning his wait staff, he found out a few more things about
 them: they usually came around the same time most evenings when he was in the
 kitchens; had no particular menu preferences that Gil or Marnie could name
 (which was unusual, even the most adventurous of his customers reverted to a
 few personal favourites after some time); sat at the same corner table, the one
 he himself made use of occasionally on slow days where he could have an
 unobstructed view of the room and out into the street; and sometimes ordered
 enough for a gathering of associates, who did seem to have more distinct
 selections.
 He had seen his share of tight-lipped customers who were only there for a hot
 meal before or after a gruelling day of work and he was not one to pry.
 However, word of this new tea seller had piqued his interest. Maybe he'll buy
 them a round and have a look at their offerings. While ale would always remain
 his pride and joy, he did enjoy a good steaming cup on some of the coldest days
 of the year.
 Time for tea and a new acquaintance.
 ~~
 The tea was excellent.
 It was easily the best tea he's had since Takao and Kaiya had moved away from
 the city and were unable to find a successor before they left. He ended up
 procuring more than he may have originally expected after sampling five
 different teas, including two recommended by the vendor, and found them all
 very pleasant, one even lightly invigorating. The tea seller, who went by the
 name Inky, was mild-mannered and polite as they described each blend in turn
 and answered questions about its origins. However, the imp had declined payment
 for the teas and when pressed, had mumbled some excuse and looked as though
 they wanted to leave. Eventually Enrique got them to accept some ale from the
 shop with a bit of haggling.
 Enrique had begun their conversation by introducing himself and inquiring about
 the meal earlier, whether his new regular had anything they liked in particular
 from the menu. Inky had responded positively, but seemed genuinely confused by
 the second question and only repeated "everything". After tea tasting, the
 topic had turned to the daily running of the shop and the effects of the late
 barley harvest this year on the breweries and their products. As a brewer
 himself, he was always keen to talk about his ales and beercraft in general,
 and was only a little startled when after some time, Gil appeared at their
 table to let him know the staff were done with cleaning and bid him goodnight. 
 To his surprise, Enrique found himself a little reluctant to chase out his new
 frequent customer so he could close the shop for the day. He turned back to
 his guest apologetically, but the tea seller had gotten the waiter's hint and
 was already on their feet with their flask and box. The imp thanked him, gave a
 quick little bow and was out of the shop in two blinks of an eye.
 The turtle stared after the closed doors for a moment, then returned to
 clearing away the tableware. Rinsing out their glasses, he collected the bills
 left on the table, counted them, and mentally shook his head. Little wonder his
 wait staff were so amenable to the tea seller's presence — it was enough to pay
 for a nice full-course dinner for two. Normally he would bristle at a potential
 insinuation that he was not paying his staff properly, but was oddly calmed at
 the sight of the boxes still sitting innocently on the table, almost as though
 he'd just had another cup of peppermint tea. Ridiculous, he told himself, and
 turned off the lights.
 ~~
 "Why do you keep calling me Henry?" Enrique eventually asks as they walk
 though the forest on the way to his house. The imp is facing him as they trot
 backwards along the path, but at his question they turn and skip ahead a few
 paces before replying.
 "Because."
 "Because … ?" The turtle prompts.
 The imp says matter-of-factly, "Either your name's Henry or it's too long.
 Would you like to be called Too Long?"
 "No, but learning to call someone by their name properly wouldn't hurt."
 Enrique says evenly.
 The imp spins around and comes to stand in front of him, hands clasped behind
 their back and leaning right into his personal space. "Yes, it would, Henry.
 How would you like people calling you 'Julienne' all the time?"
 "I don't see anything wrong with that. Julien is a good name," he replies
 honestly.
 The little imp wrinkles their nose. "It's irritating. They never pronounce it
 correctly. I'm not a bunch of little matchsticks." They say peevishly and take
 a short step back, arms crossed.
 "Is that why you keep changing your name every other week?" the turtle wonders.
 His friend swings their arms to and fro as they resume walking, this time on
 tiptoe. "I haven't changed it yet. It's just written differently," they reply,
 bottom lip jutting out slightly and looking a bit thoughtful.
 Enrique recognises the expression as one that would appear whenever the imp was
 about to say something outlandish, and is proven right the next moment when the
 imp suddenly smiles.
 "Aren't you going to ask how?" The imp hops from side to side, as though
 jumping across invisible holes in the dirt.
 The turtle sighs internally. "All right, how is it written this week?"
 "J-o-u-l-e." His friend recites proudly.
 "That's … different." Enrique says consideringly.
 "Obviously." The imp seems pleased with their announcement as they shift into
 step next to Enrique along the path.
 "Didn't you say you were only changing the way it's written?" Enrique points
 out, and is rewarded with a cheerful reply.
 "Nope. Changed my mind just because you asked. You're welcome."
 ~~
 Over the course of several months he got to know more about his new tea
 supplier, partly from the imp themselves and mostly through rumours and hearsay
 from his other regulars, though what he'd learned only brought more questions.
 He knew Inky occasionally departed the city on some business, joining a caravan
 with other travellers that went up and down the countryside to restock as well
 as hunt for new items and products. This Inky had told him once after they had
 been gone for almost two weeks and returned with a particularly zesty blend
 of citrus maghrebi. The imp had been adamant that it was a gift, and although
 Enrique had protested mildly at first, he was grateful nonetheless.
 When the tea seller was in the city, they would peddle on the streets during
 the day around various districts including some of the poorest neighbourhoods,
 though from what he was hearing from other diners, they were succeeding at
 handing out more cups of tea than they were at selling them. They didn't have a
 shop or trading office that he was aware of — he had tried asking for
 directions or an address where he could request a new supply, but the imp
 assured him with a quirky little smile they would come around regularly to take
 orders for their special tea enthusiasts.
 The lack of an address was bewildering. Surely with tea of such quality and the
 right customers they could afford rent for a small nook at the docks, or even
 near the shopping districts if they were serious about their trade? Moreover,
 what kind of tea seller gives away their wares freely like that? The imp's
 attire, while clean, was worn in several spots and had clearly seen better
 days, yet they had no compunctions about any of the menu items nor problems
 settling the tab afterwards. Maybe they were some type of mercenary who dabbled
 in a side business. If a customer did not wish others to be privy to what they
 did out of the city, he would leave it be.
 Their menu selection was another puzzler. Enrique looked forward to the tea
 seller's arrival and had made a point of getting some of his next-day
 preparations out of the way a little earlier so he could talk briefly with the
 imp on less busier evenings. However, after months of conversation he was still
 no closer to finding out what this regular customer of his liked. Inky seemed
 to order anything with no discernible pattern in the way some diners would
 always order a herb bake on Liandays, only that they never ordered the same
 dish to the day before, and rarely the same dish more than once a week.
 He did often have customers who relished variety, and this had been an impetus
 for Enrique to endeavour to come up with novel breads and recipes that would
 draw a new crowd and occasionally offer a bit of excitement for his repeat
 customers. Lately he had been trying out variations of the little elf's most
 recent recipe, but something was lacking. Offhandedly he mentioned his problem
 of the missing ingredient to the tea seller one night as the latter made their
 way through one of his carrot and cucumber loaves. Inky had merely looked at
 him and said "shishito". At that moment he was called away with another
 customer's request, but after all the patrons had left, he remembered their
 conversation earlier and went back to his recipe, this time adding the
 suggested peppers. The resulting flavours melded wonderfully — he had hit upon
 a winning combination.
 The next evening he prepared a small plate of his new empanadas for the tea
 seller to try, but the imp did not appear.
 #### V.
 It had been some time since he had heard from the little elf, as Enrique had
 taken to calling them in his mind. The tapas had stopped appearing, replaced
 with delightful recipes by mail from wherever it was helper elves went between
 visitations (the letters had no return address). Meanwhile the brewer busied
 himself with expanding his selection of empanadas through the recipes, even
 adding a new kale telera in a stroke of inspiration.
 More concerning was the fact that it had been at least several weeks since he
 had seen or heard from the tea seller. All manner of strange folk passed
 through his shop from time to time, so he shouldn't be surprised the tea seller
 may have decided to move on to another city altogether. Still, he did feel a
 pang of disappointment at losing good company, or the way the imp had left
 without so much as a farewell. There was something about the tea seller that he
 couldn't place that came with the ease with which they would talk of various
 subjects, from beer-making to the pilgrims who would stop in at the shop
 occasionally.
 On his way back from the market on one of his few days off when the shop was
 closed, he passed by the post office and was struck by a sudden thought. He
 went inside and showed the rabbit postmistress on duty the last message he had
 received (he had taken to carrying one or two of them on him for new ideas
 whenever he went to the market) and inquired about the sender. The postmistress
 was initially reluctant to answer on account of customer confidentiality, but
 after hearing his concern over the plight of his little elf friend, eventually
 relented. She recognised his shop address and was able to recall the appearance
 of a half-rabbit whose description matched the tea seller. Enrique walked the
 rest of the way back from the post office to his shop, thinking hard.
 Stunned bemusement soon gave way to vague worry — it was unlike the tapas chef
 to go silent for long without a leaving message, usually accompanied by a
 recipe. If the tapas chef and tea seller were the same person, it was possible
 they had gone with one of those caravans and something horrible had befallen
 them on the journey. He sighed and threw himself back into his ales and
 pastries with a single-minded focus, trying not to dwell on the possibility the
 imp might not return.
 ~~
 "Enrique," his mother called.
 When he appeared in the doorway of the kitchen, his mother hesitated before she
 said, "I have some upsetting news, dear."
 "Mrs. Sapaverde came by earlier. She said one of the mill workers saw a small
 imp at the bottom of the hill from the brewery on her way home before the
 storm. The worker tried to warn the imp about the storm, but the child insisted
 they had to meet someone at the brewery."
 His mother was looking at him now with concern in her olive-coloured eyes. "We
 think it may have been your friend looking for you, not knowing the brewery was
 closed because of the weather."
 Enrique stilled. His father along with the other brewery employees had been
 anticipating the storm and had stayed late the day before carrying out
 preparations — elevating crates and barrels, tying down equipment, stacking
 sandbags, checking the waterproofing and other tasks. Before they left for the
 night, the employees were advised not to come in the next day due to possible
 flooding and mudslides. They had later learned the area around the hill had
 been flooded for the better part of two days. Fortunately the brewery sat atop
 of the hill and was mostly spared from damage aside from a small amount of
 rainwater in several rooms and some spoiled dry stock. Everyone had been aware
 of an impending thunderstorm and would have done the reasonable thing and
 stayed home … or so he thought.
 "Thanks … for telling me, Ma." He managed after a moment, and was instantly
 brought into his mother's comforting hug. His mother eventually let him trudge
 back to his room with a mug of cocoa and milk roll in hand.
 The first night he didn't have to return from storm cleanup at the brewery and
 immediately fall asleep from exhaustion, he dreamt of an imp at the gatepost,
 and of teatime, bears and tuckleberry jam.
 ~~
 "QUACK!"
 A small yellow duck was standing in the open doorway of his shop and looking
 directly at him while he was checking on the ale taps, almost as though it was
 beckoning him. As he came closer, the duck hopped out of reach and onto the
 street, looking from him to a spot next to the shop and back again, staring at
 him. When he was standing just outside the building, the duck nipped at his
 tunic, then padded towards a set of stairs that led up to the Milk Market on
 the second floor. It turned back and looked at him.
 Thinking perhaps his affable landlord wished to speak with him and had sent a
 messenger, Enrique followed the duck up the stairs into a spacious landing with
 a corridor with a series of rooms along one side, and another that led to what
 appeared from a distance to be a larger area with big vats. The duck waddled
 down the corridor into a room at the end of the hall.
 The brewer walked into what looked like a cross between a small office, a
 shisha den and a bath stall. At one end of the room was some sort of wooden tub
 filled with water attached to a mushroom sprinkler, and a thick towel laid out
 on the floor. Next to the tub in the corner was a short chest of drawers with
 all the drawers pulled out, like a staircase leading nowhere, and stuffed
 woollen carrots, toys and other objects peeking out. A chia plant with some of
 its leaves chewed off sat atop the chest. Croutons, a bag of candy worms with
 its contents half-spilled onto the floor, crumpled notes, an oval wicker
 basket, cushions of all shapes and sizes on a tartan rug, a writing block with
 notepaper, a quill case, an uncorked bottle of ink and a small stack of books
 were scattered about the room.
 In the midst of the carnage sat the imp, hatless, cradling a cup of tea and
 looking dejectedly out the open window at the foot traffic passing through the
 alley below. The sight brought back a distant image of rainy afternoons and a
 child's face pressed against the window of his old bedroom, as though they
 could will the rain to stop if they stared long enough.
 He would recognise that sulk anywhere.
 The eyes that turned to him in surprise (chased by a slight edge of panic,
 though it was gone before he could be certain), outside the dim recess of the
 shop and lit by broad daylight coming from the window, were a startling deep
 blue. A colour he had many memories of in a different place and time.
 "Joule?" he called out disbelievingly. 
 "Hullo Enrique," his irritating, impish friend replied sheepishly, casting
 their gaze downwards, though not before sending a tiny look of betrayal at the
 duck's retreating form.
 Relief, amazement, annoyance and a myriad other emotions flashed through him
 and for several beats he was at a loss for words. He eventually settled for
 rightful indignation.
 "You!" he groused. "Why didn't you send word that you had returned? Even Gil
 thought you'd tripped over a rock and broke your neck out in the country
 somewhere! Have you been right here above my shop the entire time?!"
 "Not the entire time, I just got back last month and …" the imp's attempt
 at an explanation trailed off under Enrique's reproachful glare.
 "And if you had the gall to break into my kitchen, you can sure as well have
 the guts to show your face and own up to it." Enrique bit out.
 They remained silent for a long time, the turtle's bulky frame filling the
 room as he stood with folded arms and a heavy frown a few steps away from the
 entrance, and the rabbit imp on the floor looking thoroughly chastised with a
 half-empty teacup and legs tucked beneath them.
 Enrique finally spoke. "You're a terrible adult." There was no heat to the
 words. When the imp didn't respond, he continued, "Come down downstairs to the
 back when you're done here, and bring some of that pepperwood if you have any.
 Marnie's been hankering for more, and I suppose I wouldn't mind a cup myself
 after this." He gestured with one arm around the room. "If this is your trading
 post, I can certainly see why you don't invite your customers here."
 "It's my marketing manager's office." Joule, or Inky, as they were now known to
 the locals, had started picking up stray bits of paper and books and was
 clearing a path through the litter from window to doorway.
 "You have a marketing manager?" Enrique asked.
 "QUACK!" The duck had re-appeared at the door and was looking at Inky
 expectantly.
 "Five more minutes, okay?" Inky said to the duck. To Enrique, "It wants its
 bath and basket chair back." The candy and croutons had been scooped up into a
 small pumpkin-shaped metal bucket and set next to the chia plant.
 Enrique stared at his friend in bewilderment after the duck wandered off again.
 "Your marketing manager is a duck."
 "Yes?"
 "How do you have a duck as your marketing manager?"
 Inky shrugged. "It followed me back and we made a deal."
 The turtle was unconvinced. "You mean you roped it into following you back."
 "Have it your way if you must insist on rewriting history, but for the record
 there is no forced labour involved and it gets all the benefits and perks." As
 they talked, Inky opened the writing block lid (actually the tea seller's
 wooden box now that Enrique had a closer look), pushing aside items inside
 before extracting two bags of fine tea leaves which they tossed at the turtle,
 who fumbled a bit but caught them. With Inky's teacup, books and quills packed
 away, they left the room to a mildly disgruntled duck who waved at them before
 strutting inside for a well-earned nap.
 Enrique looked around the hallway leading to the stairs. "Is your office also
 on the same floor?"
 "No, don't need one." said the imp as they descended the stairs.
 He frowned, but before he could ask, Inky answered his unspoken question. "I
 don't sell tea, Enrique." The ale brewer was about to argue the point when
 the imp's words abruptly came back to him: *Please consider it a gift.* He
 turned to Inky and found his friend already watching him from the bottom step.
 Waiting.
 A grin slowly spread over Enrique's face. "That's a pity. I was just thinking
 my tea seller might want to try my new line of empanadas on the house after
 making the deliveries."
 The imp only rolled their eyes. "Great. So your diners won't have to turn into
 skeletons to get their bread after all."
 The giant turtle chased the laughing imp all the way back to the kitchens.
 #### Epilogue
 Enrique looked up from checking on the walnut bread in the oven when Inky
 walked in accompanied by an unfamiliar face. A toque, newly arrived to the
 city by the looks of it, he guessed.
 After depositing a small box on one of the worktables, Inky settled atop an
 icebox and waved the visitor to a wooden stool nearby. Enrique greeted them
 both before closing the oven door again and stepping towards the worktable.
 "What brings you into my kitchen today?"
 Inky gave the chef a serious look that was immediately undermined by the
 humorous tenor in their next words. "I bring you a problem."
 Enrique snorted. "Just one?" he asked, but a small smile quirked on his face
 nevertheless. He opened the box to preview the contents and found one of his
 favourite blends. He set it to one side of the table for later.
 "For now. This one," Inky gestured to the toque next to them looking around at
 the loaves cooling on the racks with barely concealed excitement, "has never
 had an empanada in their life. And they have the gall to call themselves
 Bread!"
 Enrique shook hands with the toque. "Hi Bread, I'm Enrique. Unfortunately the
 troublemaker is right, you must try them. Made by hand as they have always been
 from the first day, every one of them!" informed the chef with a definite note
 of pride in his voice. He handed Bread a pair of enticing golden brown pastries
 wrapped in a paper sleeve from a tray kept warm on a broiler.
 To Inky, he said, "So you wanted me to give them a quick demo?"
 Inky grinned as they replied, "Even better, have you thought about taking on an
 apprentice? Bread here is a sturdy hand, hard worker and keen to learn."
 The empanada chef stroked his chin with a thumb and fore claw thoughtfully.
 "Well, I suppose I have, actually. The nut breads we talked about have been
 flying out the door so fast I can barely keep up. At this rate I'd need another
 one of me to get more out there!" He chuckled.
 He looked at Bread again, assessing. "When can you start? We'll be up early to
 get the dough going and all the ingredients prepared for a long day. How about
 we begin with the basics, see where you're at, and go from there?"
 ~
 Inky had left with Bread shortly after the latter had further introduced
 themselves and they had arranged for the toque to return the following week.
 Although Enrique had reiterated it would be on a trial basis initially, he had
 a good feeling about the new hire. Maybe it was the way the toque's eyes lit up
 at their first bite of empanada. The fact that this was someone Inky had
 casually dragged in should set off all of his mental alarms. Still, despite his
 friend's often flagrant disregard for anything inedible, they could be very
 observant when they wanted. Clearly they had seen something in the toque's
 character to recommend them personally.
 He was already going through lesson plans in his head, and was so engrossed in
 making a list of things to gather for his new apprentice that when he turned
 around to grab a pair of oven mittens, he had to do a double-take. There, on
 the icebox that the imp had recently vacated, a small green turtle stared back
 at him from where it sat on a cocoa-coloured pie slightly wider than the
 turtle. On closer inspection, the ensemble appeared to be a cake decorated with
 cream and dark chocolate buttons for eyes, set on a round wooden plank lined
 with parchment. Under the plank was a note in the now-familiar crisp blue
 lettering: "ENJOY YOUR TERRAPAN :)"
 Enrique huffed out a laugh. He already knew what he would find on the other
 side of the note without turning it over. Pocketing the slip of paper carefully
 in his apron, he went to get a knife and plate to help himself to a slice of
 delicious mud pie.
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 - Were-Hare: Lepusthropy, Beast Sense, Hybrid Form
- Tasseomancer: Reading, Ceremony, Steeping
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