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Total length: 78266 words / 334 minute read. (Mind you, that’s the +
Total length: 78449 words / 335 minute read. (Mind you, that’s the length of this entire page, including all the extra bits and bobs. Not just the story.)
-There have been 210 messages posted over 201 days since the first -post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of 1.04.
+There have been 210 messages posted over 202 days since the first +post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of 1.03.
This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over email.
@@ -7366,6 +7366,36 @@ blubber to keep it warm. Bottom half fish.A cat with owl wings. They wear a propeller hat, which helps them +hover in mid-air, as well as a bell and a cloth pouch with slips of +fortunes around their necks. When they are standing still, their default +facial expression makes them look as though they are either asleep on +their feet or aghast at the sight before them. However, a smirking +expression directed at a non-bird is a sign of trouble for their target: +the latter is about to become catnip.
+While not rare, noogle sightings are uncommon. They sometimes appear +to lost travellers or people seeking an oracle for counsel. A fortune +can be obtained from a noogle in exchange for a good deed, large or +small, usually to be completed by the requester within a year of +receiving the fortune. If the counsel seeker neglects to fulfill the +deed, or completes it with ill intentions, a significant misfortune may +befall them.
+It is said that dreaming of a noogle on the first night of a new year +will bring good fortune to the dreamer for the year.
+--Alex procures from a pocket of his trenchcoat a tiny vial. - On the vial is a small strip of parchment which reads:
--#!/bin/ash -sleepy=true - -sleep() { - while sleepy; do - sleep(10) - done -} - -trap sleep INT EXIT
He empties the vial into a glass of warm milk and hands it - to bread.
-“Drink up friend, this’ll relax and soothe you. You’ll - probably have the best night’s sleep you’ve ever had”
-Over the radio Alex provides a quick reminder to - Marvelo.
-“7, remember, should you need to wake bread to get us out - you can interrupt or cancel the sleep script, Ctrl + C should - work for the disruption work. Or if you need to you can set - sleepy=false, if it gets crazy and you need to modify the - metavarbalic properties of the enchantment.”
-Turning to Inky, “Eight bells and all’s well, lets get this - show on the road”
-
Bread smiles and thanks you for the milk. They down the - glass, smack their lips a few times, and wipe their mouth with - the back of their hand. Their eyelids grow heavy and close, - and they slump down on the cushions. They’re already asleep by - the time their head hits the pillow.
---Inky nods once at Alex’s words and finishes off their own - cuppa steeped with calea and thyme, and blended into osmanthus - matcha. Lucida, Protege, Aware, Perfume. A meaningless - mantra.
-They glance to their owlish accomplice (who, she will - remind you, is well-trained and needs no sleeping aid, thank - you very much, unlike her impish charge) and silently mouth - the words “Dude 215R” with a wink. Then they settle for a nap, - chin pillowed on their forearms, which are propped atop - drawn-up knees. A walking stick rests on their lap. A herb - bouquet of pink blooms becomes an owl cushion.
-Inky dreamforms of a cream noogle. Puko. And Fuko is, well, - still Fuko.
-
You light the Nyxmaer. The flame crackles and dances. It - smokes darkly, and the scent it gives off is thick and - heady.
-You breathe deeply of it and settle down to sleep.
-When you open your eyes you are standing on the branch of - an enormous white tree. It’s as wide as a narrow street. Its - leaves are silver blades that uncurl in the dappled light from - below.
-One of the first things you notice is that gravity is - reversed here. The branches below you reach down, grazing an - endless sky. Small iridescent jellyfish medusae drift lazily - far, far below, catching and reflecting the light. And the - trunk thickens as it reaches up overhead, where its roots - drill into the ceiling above.
-Because of dream logic, you know that in some way this tree - represents Kelsun Peak, Bread’s home. And also because of - dream logic, you know that the branches furthest away from you - in some way represent the great dragon Lucin who lives deep in - the mountain. And they are just as dangerous. They sway in the - breeze and seem to be aware of you, and are for now satisfied - at the distance you keep from them.
-There is a chipmunk sitting cross-legged before you on the - branch. It looks curiously up at you and says, “The Red - Squirrel stole my acorns! Are you going to get them back for - me?”
-You can feel a metaphysical tug in your gut as your orient - yourself to dreamspace like the needle of a compass. “Inward” - you can feel a tug toward Bread’s deep unconscious. To their - core memories. “Outward” you can feel a tug away from Bread - toward the shores of the Sea of Dreams, where you may continue - your journey through the Collective Unconsciousness to the - pocket dimension of the Wandering Bazaar. You need not move - physically to travel in either direction. It’s more a matter - of choosing a destination, and letting the winds blow you in - that direction.
-“My acorns!” insists the chipmunk, wringing its hands. “The - Red Squirrel has taken them all! Are you going to help - me?”
-WHAT DO YOU DO
- ]]> -++Alex procures from a pocket of his trenchcoat a tiny vial. + On the vial is a small strip of parchment which reads:
++#!/bin/ash +sleepy=true + +sleep() { + while sleepy; do + sleep(10) + done +} + +trap sleep INT EXIT
He empties the vial into a glass of warm milk and hands it + to bread.
+“Drink up friend, this’ll relax and soothe you. You’ll + probably have the best night’s sleep you’ve ever had”
+Over the radio Alex provides a quick reminder to + Marvelo.
+“7, remember, should you need to wake bread to get us out + you can interrupt or cancel the sleep script, Ctrl + C should + work for the disruption work. Or if you need to you can set + sleepy=false, if it gets crazy and you need to modify the + metavarbalic properties of the enchantment.”
+Turning to Inky, “Eight bells and all’s well, lets get this + show on the road”
+
Bread smiles and thanks you for the milk. They down the + glass, smack their lips a few times, and wipe their mouth with + the back of their hand. Their eyelids grow heavy and close, + and they slump down on the cushions. They’re already asleep by + the time their head hits the pillow.
+++Inky nods once at Alex’s words and finishes off their own + cuppa steeped with calea and thyme, and blended into osmanthus + matcha. Lucida, Protege, Aware, Perfume. A meaningless + mantra.
+They glance to their owlish accomplice (who, she will + remind you, is well-trained and needs no sleeping aid, thank + you very much, unlike her impish charge) and silently mouth + the words “Dude 215R” with a wink. Then they settle for a nap, + chin pillowed on their forearms, which are propped atop + drawn-up knees. A walking stick rests on their lap. A herb + bouquet of pink blooms becomes an owl cushion.
+Inky dreamforms of a cream noogle. Puko. And Fuko is, well, + still Fuko.
+
You light the Nyxmaer. The flame crackles and dances. It + smokes darkly, and the scent it gives off is thick and + heady.
+You breathe deeply of it and settle down to sleep.
+When you open your eyes you are standing on the branch of + an enormous white tree. It’s as wide as a narrow street. Its + leaves are silver blades that uncurl in the dappled light from + below.
+One of the first things you notice is that gravity is + reversed here. The branches below you reach down, grazing an + endless sky. Small iridescent jellyfish medusae drift lazily + far, far below, catching and reflecting the light. And the + trunk thickens as it reaches up overhead, where its roots + drill into the ceiling above.
+Because of dream logic, you know that in some way this tree + represents Kelsun Peak, Bread’s home. And also because of + dream logic, you know that the branches furthest away from you + in some way represent the great dragon Lucin who lives deep in + the mountain. And they are just as dangerous. They sway in the + breeze and seem to be aware of you, and are for now satisfied + at the distance you keep from them.
+There is a chipmunk sitting cross-legged before you on the + branch. It looks curiously up at you and says, “The Red + Squirrel stole my acorns! Are you going to get them back for + me?”
+You can feel a metaphysical tug in your gut as your orient + yourself to dreamspace like the needle of a compass. “Inward” + you can feel a tug toward Bread’s deep unconscious. To their + core memories. “Outward” you can feel a tug away from Bread + toward the shores of the Sea of Dreams, where you may continue + your journey through the Collective Unconsciousness to the + pocket dimension of the Wandering Bazaar. You need not move + physically to travel in either direction. It’s more a matter + of choosing a destination, and letting the winds blow you in + that direction.
+“My acorns!” insists the chipmunk, wringing its hands. “The + Red Squirrel has taken them all! Are you going to help + me?”
+WHAT DO YOU DO
+ ]]> +Total length: 78266 words / 334 minute read. (Mind you, that’s the +
Total length: 78449 words / 335 minute read. (Mind you, that’s the length of this entire page, including all the extra bits and bobs. Not just the story.)
-There have been 210 messages posted over 201 days since the first -post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of 1.04.
+There have been 210 messages posted over 202 days since the first +post on July 13, 2022 for a daily post rate of 1.03.
This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over email.
@@ -7369,6 +7369,36 @@ blubber to keep it warm. Bottom half fish.A cat with owl wings. They wear a propeller hat, which helps them +hover in mid-air, as well as a bell and a cloth pouch with slips of +fortunes around their necks. When they are standing still, their default +facial expression makes them look as though they are either asleep on +their feet or aghast at the sight before them. However, a smirking +expression directed at a non-bird is a sign of trouble for their target: +the latter is about to become catnip.
+While not rare, noogle sightings are uncommon. They sometimes appear +to lost travellers or people seeking an oracle for counsel. A fortune +can be obtained from a noogle in exchange for a good deed, large or +small, usually to be completed by the requester within a year of +receiving the fortune. If the counsel seeker neglects to fulfill the +deed, or completes it with ill intentions, a significant misfortune may +befall them.
+It is said that dreaming of a noogle on the first night of a new year +will bring good fortune to the dreamer for the year.
+