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From: "Christopher P. Brown" Total length: 19526 words / 83 minutes Total length: 20238 words / 86 minutes This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over
email.
new turtle pattern oven mitts and opens it. > A) MORE QUESTIONING, OR B) TIME FOR SHIPWRECK?About
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++Corraidhin
+
+Well I’ll be! You can turn yourself into a dagger. And I did say we +could stab blavin if you could do that, it’s much more stealthy this +way. But let me posit this, is the act of stabbing a hobbit unprovoked +not itself evil? Or perhaps more convincingly, would it not be better to +use the hobbit for whatever information he has so as to lead to this +mysterious benefactor, who most assuredly must be evil.Someone who would send out myriads of teams to pillage and plunder +cultural artifacts is truly evil, that must be our target.
+Now this isn’t to say that we won’t stab him. I’m convinced that’s +probably a good idea in the long run, but we know nothing of the true +evil that motivates him! We would kill him just to lose track of the +true evil we must smite!
+Y’aml
+
+But YOU said if I could turn into a dagger we could STAB him. HE’S EVIL. +YOU said so! Not keeping your promises IS one step away from PURE evil! +Make a choice Hardy Bear! Stab the evil hobbit, or stab the inkling, or +stab SOMETHING evil this minute!Corraidhin
+
+I most certainly cannot abide with stabbing Inky, it’s entirely off the +table. And in a city like this there aren’t any evil things that just +jump out for the stabbing.(Corraidhin tries to silently control Y’aml during the discussion. +However in so doing the party has fallen silent, aghast even)
+Corraidhin stands, Y’aml held in hand, red gem eye gleaming a wicked +joyful grin as it’s raised high, poised to strike. The party around him +is silent, and Blavin stares up in shock. The tavern around them has +died down and you can hear the bustle of the proprietor calling for his +strong men to deal with this ruckus.
+
The table—and all of Lucy’s Basement within earshot—sits in tense, +uneasy quiet at Corraidhin’s one-sided conversation with the Sword of +Yam’L. Blavin giggles nervously and sips his martini, willfully forcing +himself right up to the very last moment to believe that it is all some +sort of jest.
+But then the sysorcerer stands and raises the blood crazed dagger +over his shoulder, and Blavin squeals and writhes in his chair. Lucy’s +bouncers scramble forward from the corners of the room to intercept.
+++ +Y’aml
+
+We STAB Hardy Bear! We STAB NOW!!Against Corraidhin’s control, as though he’s in a trance, the dagger +comes down. A swift stabbing motion strqight to the neck, as he lunges +across the table at Blavin knocking the map and his martini to the +side.
+
Corraidhin once again feels the same peculiar quality of the blade, +that sensation of a hollow core with a heavy liquid sloshing inside. +Held aloft, the weight of it feels concentrated at the grip, the blade +light as a feather.
+He stabs down—Yam’L cries out in wordless glee—and the weight flows +into the tip of the blade, the blade itself now drawing Corraidhin’s +hand downward in a rising crescendo of stabbitude.
+ +Blavin flinches at the last second, and instead of burying itself in +his throat, the blade plunges into his shoulder and pins him to the back +of the chair. A red mist fills the eye and threatens to cloud it over +entirely. It rolls back in ecstasy as it drinks deeply. It sings out, +“MORE! MORE! MORE!” and Corraidhin feels the tides of madness rising +inside of him, threatening to wash over him wholly, to pull him under +and carry him away on thundering waves of bloodlust.
+Corraidhin struggles to pull the blade from the chair back. Blavin +whimpers and mewls as he yanks on it, and clutches his wound and, +incredibly, takes a large gulp of his drink.
+The sysorcerer still has the wherewithal and the presence of mind to +be aware of his surroundings. He is not yet so overcome by the +bloodlust. He sees his companions, his fellow residents of the Milk +Market, seated around the table. And he sees the musclebound bouncers +now nearly within reach.
+Finally he draws the dagger. Blavin sinks in his seat and slides to +the floor with his drink, blabbering incoherently, and starts to slither +away.
+WHAT DO YOU DO
+Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria
INTERLUDE
+--A glorious victory!
-In the interim time Corraidhin studies the sword of Y’aml, - and correctly deduces that he needs to remove the sticky bit - to be able to sheath the thing.
-sudo chmod -t sword_of_y'aml
-The rest of the interim is spent studying arcane lore - surrounding the Ginnarak Crystals and their purpose. He also - strongly urges the party that we should consider very carefuly - how we need to proceed with the crystal. It’s obvious people - don’t want these things getting out, so we should ensure that - Blavin has good intentions, or at least leaves us out of - whatever potential evil could occur.
+Corraidhin
+
+ Well I’ll be! You can turn yourself into a dagger. And I did + say we could stab blavin if you could do that, it’s much more + stealthy this way. But let me posit this, is the act of + stabbing a hobbit unprovoked not itself evil? Or perhaps more + convincingly, would it not be better to use the hobbit for + whatever information he has so as to lead to this mysterious + benefactor, who most assuredly must be evil.Someone who would send out myriads of teams to pillage and + plunder cultural artifacts is truly evil, that must be our + target.
+Now this isn’t to say that we won’t stab him. I’m convinced + that’s probably a good idea in the long run, but we know + nothing of the true evil that motivates him! We would kill him + just to lose track of the true evil we must smite!
+Y’aml
+
+ But YOU said if I could turn into a dagger we could STAB him. + HE’S EVIL. YOU said so! Not keeping your promises IS one step + away from PURE evil! Make a choice Hardy Bear! Stab the evil + hobbit, or stab the inkling, or stab SOMETHING evil this + minute!Corraidhin
+
+ I most certainly cannot abide with stabbing Inky, it’s + entirely off the table. And in a city like this there aren’t + any evil things that just jump out for the stabbing.(Corraidhin tries to silently control Y’aml during the + discussion. However in so doing the party has fallen silent, + aghast even)
+Corraidhin stands, Y’aml held in hand, red gem eye gleaming + a wicked joyful grin as it’s raised high, poised to strike. + The party around him is silent, and Blavin stares up in shock. + The tavern around them has died down and you can hear the + bustle of the proprietor calling for his strong men to deal + with this ruckus.
Corraidhin prepares the incantation and, after removing the - sticky bit, is able pry his stiff fingers from the grip.
-You sheathe the blade, but its voice continues to ring - clearly in your head as it prattles on, seeing evil and - villainy everywhere and encouraging you to stab, stab, - stab.
-Your sysorcerous studies, confirmed by the eager and - forthright sword, suggest that the blade will be able to rest - for a while once it tastes blood.
-Your former mentor and rival sysorceror Eccentric Kevin - calls on you one day under the pretense of showing you the - latest draft of KDL (pronounced “cuddle”), their own “Kevin’s - Document Language”, an alternative syntax for incantations and - personal pet project of theirs that has thus far failed, much - to their perpetual consternation, to gain any traction or - adoption in the wider magic community. They are insufferably - polite and sinisterly supportive. They complain about how the - obstinant gnus keep standing in the middle of the road trying - to block traffic, and they demand to know all about your - recent exploits and adventures.
+The table—and all of Lucy’s Basement within earshot—sits in + tense, uneasy quiet at Corraidhin’s one-sided conversation + with the Sword of Yam’L. Blavin giggles nervously and sips his + martini, willfully forcing himself right up to the very last + moment to believe that it is all some sort of jest.
+But then the sysorcerer stands and raises the blood crazed + dagger over his shoulder, and Blavin squeals and writhes in + his chair. Lucy’s bouncers scramble forward from the corners + of the room to intercept.
--Once back in town, Inky had the small glass shard in their - palm removed by a harried-looking healer, who merely shrugged - at Inky’s account of the disappearing ink and advised them to - return if they experienced adverse effects before hurrying off - to the next patient. A visit to the local stationery shop did - not yield any answers; the stocky human at the counter shook - their head apologetically when shown the broken ink bottle. - However, they did suggest asking at one of the larger shops in - the city.
-To celebrate their first successful quest, Inky made - torties[1] for their party with flour ground from some of the - large corn kernels at the dig site, topped with a sweet nutty - squash spread. Babbleberry tea was served from their newly - acquired jade tea set, now patched with what Inky had been - assured was an unbreakable seal[2] by a merchant with a toothy - grin in one of Vay’Nullar’s notorious back alleys.
-Master Corraidhín’s cautionary words of wisdom still echo - in Inky’s head, though they were secretly tickled by the idea - of the crystal being actually a rare and previously unknown - species of melon with very potent magical properties. The very - thought of melons was making Inky a bit thirsty. Let the - warrior and wizard worry about all the potential evils of the - world — it’s time for a dash to the market for some beatfruit - juice!
-
-[1] Also known as torte-teas, as in “Torte-tea, yas?”, - which was how their previous ink maestro used to greet - customers entering the brewery. Flat little tea cakes with - sugar or spice (or both, which vary by region) and sometimes - eaten in a loose wrap. Some humans called them “crabs” for - some reason which baffled Inky, since the torties had no - pincers … at least none that they could see anyway.
-[2] The seal attached to the bottom of the teapot and each - cup had a glyph of an unknown object between two hands.
+Y’aml
+
+ We STAB Hardy Bear! We STAB NOW!!Against Corraidhin’s control, as though he’s in a trance, + the dagger comes down. A swift stabbing motion strqight to the + neck, as he lunges across the table at Blavin knocking the map + and his martini to the side.
The healer removes a small glass bead from Inky’s palm. It - is worn smooth and round like a marble. If you look closely, - you can see a small blemish in the center that somewhat - resembles either a duck or a rabbit depending on how you - orient it.
-It is captivating to look at and comforting to hold in your - hand. You fidget with it often. Now and then you suddenly - notice you have been gazing at it for some minutes without - realizing it.
-You make your party a delightful meal of torties, serving - tea from the magically reinforced jade set.
-Cleaning up afterwards, you can’t help but notice the - patterns of the tea leaves in the bottoms of the jade - cups.
-YOU FORESEE AN OMEN FOR THE PARTY. WHAT IS IT?
-You dash to the market for beatfruit juice, which you - easily find. And you find yourself irrationally drawn to the - produce. The kale, dandelion greens, and beans all look - especially scrumptious and … plump and juicy?
-An old toothy market attendant sits on a stool by the - vegetable stand reading the Farmers Almanac. Unsolicited, they - mention to you that it is only three days until the next full - moon.
---Jarrod has two things in particular he wants to do when - back in town, with whatever his cut of the gold is. First, he - wants to go looking for a cheap, run-down building somewhere - in town and buy the property if he has enough money (perhaps - negotiating a bit where necessary).
-Second, he wishes to seek arcane counsel from Corraidhín, - perhaps getting a small invocation applied to one of the - charms on his arm band. Something in the realm of a - fascination spell (with an activation word) that can be used - on occasion to draw attention.
-Jarrod agrees that we should not invite trouble. We shall - tread cautiously with regards to the crystals.
-Yum, torties!
-
After successfully negotiating the price down a little bit, - you are able to purchase a run-down building. You are now the - proud owner and proprietor of the Milk Market building in the - Wandering Bazzar district of downtown Vay’Nullar.
-The ground level is occupied by longtime district staple - Enrique’s Empanada Emporium, famous for its signature stuffed - pastries and its Terrapin Ale, brewed on site by Enrique - himself, who happens to be a very large humanoid turtle.
-It’s a little seedy and a little divey, but still draws a - fair amount of foot traffic from shoppers waiting for the - eponymous, ambulatory bazaar of debatable sentience to wander - by. Reliably, a small gang of breadpunks can be found - loitering here and espousing the virtues of social anarchy. - Enrique allows their presence and on occasion even buys them a - round of ale.
-The top two levels are unoccupied. Years upon years ago, - this space once held large vats for storing and preserving - multibeast milk prior to being distributed. Some enterprising - individual converted and updated the space some time ago, but - was never able to find a tenant. In any case, the space is - yours now to do with what you will.
-With Corraidhin’s assistance, you are able to enchant your - armband by inscribing it with a cross-like glyph with a - teardrop-shaped loop in place of the vertical upper bar. You - now have a FASCINATING BANGLE that can, upon activation, - compel attention and even potentially inspire people to dance - about.
+ +Corraidhin once again feels the same peculiar quality of + the blade, that sensation of a hollow core with a heavy liquid + sloshing inside. Held aloft, the weight of it feels + concentrated at the grip, the blade light as a feather.
+He stabs down—Yam’L cries out in wordless glee—and the + weight flows into the tip of the blade, the blade itself now + drawing Corraidhin’s hand downward in a rising crescendo of + stabbitude.
+ +Blavin flinches at the last second, and instead of burying + itself in his throat, the blade plunges into his shoulder and + pins him to the back of the chair. A red mist fills the eye + and threatens to cloud it over entirely. It rolls back in + ecstasy as it drinks deeply. It sings out, “MORE! MORE! MORE!” + and Corraidhin feels the tides of madness rising inside of + him, threatening to wash over him wholly, to pull him under + and carry him away on thundering waves of bloodlust.
+Corraidhin struggles to pull the blade from the chair back. + Blavin whimpers and mewls as he yanks on it, and clutches his + wound and, incredibly, takes a large gulp of his drink.
+The sysorcerer still has the wherewithal and the presence + of mind to be aware of his surroundings. He is not yet so + overcome by the bloodlust. He sees his companions, his fellow + residents of the Milk Market, seated around the table. And he + sees the musclebound bouncers now nearly within reach.
+Finally he draws the dagger. Blavin sinks in his seat and + slides to the floor with his drink, blabbering incoherently, + and starts to slither away.
WHAT DO YOU DO
+ href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00010.html">www ]]>> A) MORE QUESTIONING, OR B) TIME FOR SHIPWRECK?
+ href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00008.html">www + ]]> + + +INTERLUDE
+++A glorious victory!
+In the interim time Corraidhin studies the sword of Y’aml, + and correctly deduces that he needs to remove the sticky bit + to be able to sheath the thing.
+sudo chmod -t sword_of_y'aml
+The rest of the interim is spent studying arcane lore + surrounding the Ginnarak Crystals and their purpose. He also + strongly urges the party that we should consider very carefuly + how we need to proceed with the crystal. It’s obvious people + don’t want these things getting out, so we should ensure that + Blavin has good intentions, or at least leaves us out of + whatever potential evil could occur.
+
Corraidhin prepares the incantation and, after removing the + sticky bit, is able pry his stiff fingers from the grip.
+You sheathe the blade, but its voice continues to ring + clearly in your head as it prattles on, seeing evil and + villainy everywhere and encouraging you to stab, stab, + stab.
+Your sysorcerous studies, confirmed by the eager and + forthright sword, suggest that the blade will be able to rest + for a while once it tastes blood.
+Your former mentor and rival sysorceror Eccentric Kevin + calls on you one day under the pretense of showing you the + latest draft of KDL (pronounced “cuddle”), their own “Kevin’s + Document Language”, an alternative syntax for incantations and + personal pet project of theirs that has thus far failed, much + to their perpetual consternation, to gain any traction or + adoption in the wider magic community. They are insufferably + polite and sinisterly supportive. They complain about how the + obstinant gnus keep standing in the middle of the road trying + to block traffic, and they demand to know all about your + recent exploits and adventures.
+++Once back in town, Inky had the small glass shard in their + palm removed by a harried-looking healer, who merely shrugged + at Inky’s account of the disappearing ink and advised them to + return if they experienced adverse effects before hurrying off + to the next patient. A visit to the local stationery shop did + not yield any answers; the stocky human at the counter shook + their head apologetically when shown the broken ink bottle. + However, they did suggest asking at one of the larger shops in + the city.
+To celebrate their first successful quest, Inky made + torties[1] for their party with flour ground from some of the + large corn kernels at the dig site, topped with a sweet nutty + squash spread. Babbleberry tea was served from their newly + acquired jade tea set, now patched with what Inky had been + assured was an unbreakable seal[2] by a merchant with a toothy + grin in one of Vay’Nullar’s notorious back alleys.
+Master Corraidhín’s cautionary words of wisdom still echo + in Inky’s head, though they were secretly tickled by the idea + of the crystal being actually a rare and previously unknown + species of melon with very potent magical properties. The very + thought of melons was making Inky a bit thirsty. Let the + warrior and wizard worry about all the potential evils of the + world — it’s time for a dash to the market for some beatfruit + juice!
+
+[1] Also known as torte-teas, as in “Torte-tea, yas?”, + which was how their previous ink maestro used to greet + customers entering the brewery. Flat little tea cakes with + sugar or spice (or both, which vary by region) and sometimes + eaten in a loose wrap. Some humans called them “crabs” for + some reason which baffled Inky, since the torties had no + pincers … at least none that they could see anyway.
+[2] The seal attached to the bottom of the teapot and each + cup had a glyph of an unknown object between two hands.
+
The healer removes a small glass bead from Inky’s palm. It + is worn smooth and round like a marble. If you look closely, + you can see a small blemish in the center that somewhat + resembles either a duck or a rabbit depending on how you + orient it.
+It is captivating to look at and comforting to hold in your + hand. You fidget with it often. Now and then you suddenly + notice you have been gazing at it for some minutes without + realizing it.
+You make your party a delightful meal of torties, serving + tea from the magically reinforced jade set.
+Cleaning up afterwards, you can’t help but notice the + patterns of the tea leaves in the bottoms of the jade + cups.
+YOU FORESEE AN OMEN FOR THE PARTY. WHAT IS IT?
+You dash to the market for beatfruit juice, which you + easily find. And you find yourself irrationally drawn to the + produce. The kale, dandelion greens, and beans all look + especially scrumptious and … plump and juicy?
+An old toothy market attendant sits on a stool by the + vegetable stand reading the Farmers Almanac. Unsolicited, they + mention to you that it is only three days until the next full + moon.
+++Jarrod has two things in particular he wants to do when + back in town, with whatever his cut of the gold is. First, he + wants to go looking for a cheap, run-down building somewhere + in town and buy the property if he has enough money (perhaps + negotiating a bit where necessary).
+Second, he wishes to seek arcane counsel from Corraidhín, + perhaps getting a small invocation applied to one of the + charms on his arm band. Something in the realm of a + fascination spell (with an activation word) that can be used + on occasion to draw attention.
+Jarrod agrees that we should not invite trouble. We shall + tread cautiously with regards to the crystals.
+Yum, torties!
+
After successfully negotiating the price down a little bit, + you are able to purchase a run-down building. You are now the + proud owner and proprietor of the Milk Market building in the + Wandering Bazzar district of downtown Vay’Nullar.
+The ground level is occupied by longtime district staple + Enrique’s Empanada Emporium, famous for its signature stuffed + pastries and its Terrapin Ale, brewed on site by Enrique + himself, who happens to be a very large humanoid turtle.
+It’s a little seedy and a little divey, but still draws a + fair amount of foot traffic from shoppers waiting for the + eponymous, ambulatory bazaar of debatable sentience to wander + by. Reliably, a small gang of breadpunks can be found + loitering here and espousing the virtues of social anarchy. + Enrique allows their presence and on occasion even buys them a + round of ale.
+The top two levels are unoccupied. Years upon years ago, + this space once held large vats for storing and preserving + multibeast milk prior to being distributed. Some enterprising + individual converted and updated the space some time ago, but + was never able to find a tenant. In any case, the space is + yours now to do with what you will.
+With Corraidhin’s assistance, you are able to enchant your + armband by inscribing it with a cross-like glyph with a + teardrop-shaped loop in place of the vertical upper bar. You + now have a FASCINATING BANGLE that can, upon activation, + compel attention and even potentially inspire people to dance + about.
+WHAT DO YOU DO
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This is a game that me and the kids in the basement are playing over email.
new turtle pattern oven mitts and opens it.
> A) MORE QUESTIONING, OR B) TIME FOR SHIPWRECK?
+href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-10/msg00008.html">www +++Corraidhin
+
+Well I’ll be! You can turn yourself into a dagger. And I did say we +could stab blavin if you could do that, it’s much more stealthy this +way. But let me posit this, is the act of stabbing a hobbit unprovoked +not itself evil? Or perhaps more convincingly, would it not be better to +use the hobbit for whatever information he has so as to lead to this +mysterious benefactor, who most assuredly must be evil.Someone who would send out myriads of teams to pillage and plunder +cultural artifacts is truly evil, that must be our target.
+Now this isn’t to say that we won’t stab him. I’m convinced that’s +probably a good idea in the long run, but we know nothing of the true +evil that motivates him! We would kill him just to lose track of the +true evil we must smite!
+Y’aml
+
+But YOU said if I could turn into a dagger we could STAB him. HE’S EVIL. +YOU said so! Not keeping your promises IS one step away from PURE evil! +Make a choice Hardy Bear! Stab the evil hobbit, or stab the inkling, or +stab SOMETHING evil this minute!Corraidhin
+
+I most certainly cannot abide with stabbing Inky, it’s entirely off the +table. And in a city like this there aren’t any evil things that just +jump out for the stabbing.(Corraidhin tries to silently control Y’aml during the discussion. +However in so doing the party has fallen silent, aghast even)
+Corraidhin stands, Y’aml held in hand, red gem eye gleaming a wicked +joyful grin as it’s raised high, poised to strike. The party around him +is silent, and Blavin stares up in shock. The tavern around them has +died down and you can hear the bustle of the proprietor calling for his +strong men to deal with this ruckus.
+
The table—and all of Lucy’s Basement within earshot—sits in tense, +uneasy quiet at Corraidhin’s one-sided conversation with the Sword of +Yam’L. Blavin giggles nervously and sips his martini, willfully forcing +himself right up to the very last moment to believe that it is all some +sort of jest.
+But then the sysorcerer stands and raises the blood crazed dagger +over his shoulder, and Blavin squeals and writhes in his chair. Lucy’s +bouncers scramble forward from the corners of the room to intercept.
+++ +Y’aml
+
+We STAB Hardy Bear! We STAB NOW!!Against Corraidhin’s control, as though he’s in a trance, the dagger +comes down. A swift stabbing motion strqight to the neck, as he lunges +across the table at Blavin knocking the map and his martini to the +side.
+
Corraidhin once again feels the same peculiar quality of the blade, +that sensation of a hollow core with a heavy liquid sloshing inside. +Held aloft, the weight of it feels concentrated at the grip, the blade +light as a feather.
+He stabs down—Yam’L cries out in wordless glee—and the weight flows +into the tip of the blade, the blade itself now drawing Corraidhin’s +hand downward in a rising crescendo of stabbitude.
+ +Blavin flinches at the last second, and instead of burying itself in +his throat, the blade plunges into his shoulder and pins him to the back +of the chair. A red mist fills the eye and threatens to cloud it over +entirely. It rolls back in ecstasy as it drinks deeply. It sings out, +“MORE! MORE! MORE!” and Corraidhin feels the tides of madness rising +inside of him, threatening to wash over him wholly, to pull him under +and carry him away on thundering waves of bloodlust.
+Corraidhin struggles to pull the blade from the chair back. Blavin +whimpers and mewls as he yanks on it, and clutches his wound and, +incredibly, takes a large gulp of his drink.
+The sysorcerer still has the wherewithal and the presence of mind to +be aware of his surroundings. He is not yet so overcome by the +bloodlust. He sees his companions, his fellow residents of the Milk +Market, seated around the table. And he sees the musclebound bouncers +now nearly within reach.
+Finally he draws the dagger. Blavin sinks in his seat and slides to +the floor with his drink, blabbering incoherently, and starts to slither +away.
+WHAT DO YOU DO
+Some of the creatures who inhabit the world of Basmentaria