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<title>BASEMENT QWEST</title>
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<title>45</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">45 - Tue, 20 Dec 2022 10:15:23
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 09:29:11 -0700</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00045">00045</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>As the blankets draw back from the bloody mass, a cute
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little hemogoblin appears. “Aww little fellas just scared.”
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Alex lowers the dagger, but otherwise ignores the hemogoblin.
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Best to leave it be for now, there’s more important
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things.</p>
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<p>As the balloon gets within range of the ship Alex begins to
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scan the deck for Cyberplasms. At the same time he checks his
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bug to track the location of the cyberplasms more acutely. It
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looks like there may be an opporunity to jump from the balloon
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to the ship. After that cutting the zip lines would give me
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the opporunity to steal the ship, leaving the cyberplasms
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trapped at the top of the hotel.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>Just a few Cyberplasms remain on the deck of the airship.
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The vast majority of them have zipped into the hotel
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tower.</p>
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<p>You check your bug’s feed. It has gone almost entirely
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unnoticed in the fracas, and you are able to piece together a
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clear picture of the inside of the tower. It is indeed a grand
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library, its galleries spanning each floor of the tower. One
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of the largest collections in all of Basmentaria.</p>
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<p>The Cyberplasms have breached the tower near its base and
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are pouring into the Great Hall. You tune in just in time to
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see a rail-thin, bald and mustachioed man standing defensively
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in front of a display case. “No! You can’t!” he exclaims as a
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disembodied sickle approaches him in a cloud of electricity
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and ectoplasm.</p>
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<p>Behind the glass in the display case is a bluish hunk of
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rock the size of a melon, with gently pulsing gold veins.</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Inky puts away the papers they caught in passing or picked
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up along the path up to read later, including a number that
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from a cursory glance appear to be from a culinary collection
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and a few from some moth-eaten but finely illustrated
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botanical tome, among others.</p>
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<p>Eventually arriving at the hotel entrance, Inky enters and
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manages to catch a frantic-looking attendant near the
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reception to ask the whereabouts of the hotelier, indicating
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they had a business appointment with said manager.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>You walk in through the hotel’s main entrance. The grandeur
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would take your breath away were it not for the shouting and
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the smoke and the explosions coming from down the hall to your
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right.</p>
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<p>You wave down a passing hotel clerk and inquire after the
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hotelier. They are hauling a large bucket of hot water, and
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carrying an oversized bundle of clean towels under one arm.
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They pause for a moment to look at you incredulously before
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running off in the opposite direction.</p>
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<p>A cry rings out nearby and a Cyberplasm flies through an
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open door down the hallway. It lands in a heap of crackling
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energy, smears of ectoplasm streaking the floor as though it
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were bleeding heavily. It seems to be barely held together by
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the energy stored in its cybernetic leg and a metal skull
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plate.</p>
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<p>It scoots backwards on its hands and its butt, trying to
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stand up. Two toques leap out of the door after it. You
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recognize Bread and Confidence right away.</p>
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<p>Bread has obviously been to the kitchens. They are wearing
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tin baking sheets and an oversized pot on their heard as
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makeshift armor, and have a couple of dangerous looking
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kitchen knives hanging from their belt. At the moment they are
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swinging a large meat tenderizer over their head as though it
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were a war hammer.</p>
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<p>Confidence, meanwhile, has been to the gardener’s shed.
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They are wearing a heavy leather apron and thick leather
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gloves, and have a trowel in each hand, and a large hoe or
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rake strapped to their back.</p>
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<p>Bread lowers their hammer on Cyberplasms head, denting the
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skull plate. And Confidence darts in and stabs with both hands
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at the leg. As soon as the prosthetics go offline and the
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plasmic arcs cease firing, there is nothing left holding the
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ectoplasm together and the ghost kind of dissipates into the
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air with a soft wail.</p>
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<p>They look up and notice you at the same time, relaxing
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their offensive stances. “Oh!” cries Bread. “It’s you!”</p>
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<p>“You don’t happen,” asks Confidence, “to need a guide, do
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you?”</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00227.html">www</a></p>
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]]>
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<title>41</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">41 - Wed, 14 Dec 2022 17:50:38
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2022 17:50:44 -0700</pubDate>
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<![CDATA[
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<h3 id="00041">00041</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Alex grips the encoded message he received in reply to his
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last request firmly in his coat pocket. It was simple, curt,
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impactful. “Trust no one”. Which begged the question, could
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even it be trusted? Was HQ compromised? His informants in
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danger? His allies and leads awash in the dark grey mist of
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uncertainity. Or had his message been intercepted, cracked,
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and a farsical response been sent in its place. Alex wasn’t
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certain which, but the strange format and unusually speedy
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response had him on edge.</p>
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<p>This anxiety didn’t boil up to the surface, not a line of
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worry or hint of the inner turbulence broke his cold blue
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eyes. Outwardly he was just as composed as ever, but between
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these uncertainties, the loss of his uncle, and now this
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utterly strange dagger he’d found amongst his uncle’s
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belongings, he wasn’t certain how long that composure would
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last. It didn’t held that he felt this gnawing at the back of
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his mind, as though something was probing, attempting to
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communicate with him, somewhere between telepathy and utter
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magic, and not in any sense that Alex understood.</p>
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<p>And here he stood, a stranger amongst amidst his uncle’s
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allies, and very little intention to change that situation at
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the moment.</p>
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<p>As the gondola touched down and the Toques rushed to greet
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them Alex jumped blithely off the ship and onto firm, but
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fluffy, ground. He cast a look around him at what appeared to
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be an ordinary port of entry, noting the crowds of people
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passing by. As the Toques arrived Alex spoke curtly to them,
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“Who sends you to greet us, and where do you wish to take us,
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and by what means do we travel?”. Short, cut, information
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only. There’s too much unnerving in an unknown situation like
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this.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>~</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Inky greets the toques in turn politely, then turns to the
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second toque and says, “A little bit of bread and no
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cheese.”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>“Cheese?” Bread cocks their head looks at Inky with a touch
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of embarrassment. They start patting at their pockets,
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presumably looking for a morsel of cheese to share with the
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travelers, but finding none. They groan miserably. Confidence
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butts in apologetically, “There will be plenty of food at the
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hotel if you want some! Some delicious fondue perhaps? Kelsun
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Peak’s famous liquid gold!”</p>
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<p>“Blavin Blandfoot arranged for us to meet you,” Bread
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answers Alex. Confidence nods enthusiastically in agreement.
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“But I suppose technically the hotelier sent us.” Bread points
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up at the sky, in the general direction of the summit of
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Kelsun Peak. “We are to escort you to Palace Runesocesius.”
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They thumb over their shoulder in the general direction of the
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stairs. “By way of the cloud steps. On foot.”</p>
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<p>Confidence leans in close and lowers their voice. “A
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Ginnarak Crystal! I can’t hardly believe it! Thought they had
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all been lost to the ages. I hear it’s complete dumb random
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luck that this one turned up. Story is, an aetherwael beached
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itself on some wide zephynos boulevard. Happens sometimes.
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Poor things can’t distinguish between clouds and cloudstuff. I
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don’t blame ’em! At a distance, you and me can’t either!
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Anyway, this aetherwael has got a harpoon stuck in its side.
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Dratted poachers. May they all fall out of the sky and be
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dashed to a thousand pieces on the rocks below. But it had a
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harpoon in its side and was trailing behind it a float bag
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tethered to the harpoon. And you probably already guessed what
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was inside of it!” By the time Confidence finishes their brief
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story, they are trembling and nearly breathless with
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excitement.</p>
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<p>“Anyway,” Bread interrupts their excited companion in an
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attempt to restore decorum. Both of the toques have been
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gently herding you toward the base of the stairs this whole
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time. “You know how the zephynos are. You could give them all
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the coin in Basmentaria, or something priceless like a
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Ginnarak Crystal, and they’d just as quickly misplace it out
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of carelessness. If it’s not a cloud they can sculpt into the
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shape of seussomorph or the likeness of some fantasy creature,
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they just don’t give a fig. Luckily the hotelier caught wind
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of the aetherwael and found out about the crystal before they
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managed to lose it, or bury it inside of a sculpture or
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something silly! He has it safe and sound in the library up at
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Runesocesius now.” Bread climbs the first step, his foot
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sinking barely a centimeter into wispy cloud before striking
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the solid cloudstuff. “Come! The hotelier will be very excited
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to greet you!”</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00193.html">www</a></p>
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]]>
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<title>46</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">46 - Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:36:07
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:36:10 -0700</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00046">00046</h3>
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<blockquote>
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<p>Ah so I suppose those Toques were being honest then, there
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was a Ginnarak crystal, and I guess they were going to give it
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to us.. oh well, nothing good in life comes easy.</p>
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<p>Alex cranks the dial on the sunspoke, grabs the hemogoblin
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from the basket, and jumps out of the balloon and onto the
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deck of the ship. He rushes over to the nearest pile of
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bundled rope and barrels and stows his new hemo friend. “Just
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stay hidden little guy, let me take care of these pirates
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first.”</p>
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<p>Alex grabs the dagger from his side as he makes his way
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towards the side of the ship, first thing first, best to cut
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the mooring lines and zip lines. The static clawing sensation
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appears at the back of Alex’s mind, but he attempts to ignore
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it. There’s too much that needs to be done too quickly, and
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he’s all too aware of the danger he’s put himself in. “What
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would Corraidhin do..” Alex thinks to himself, “perhaps a
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spell?”.</p>
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<div class="sourceCode" id="cb1"><pre
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class="sourceCode lua"><code class="sourceCode lua"><span id="cb1-1"><a href="#cb1-1" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a><span class="kw">function</span> target<span class="op">:</span>new<span class="op">(</span>obj<span class="op">,</span> tbl<span class="op">)</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-2"><a href="#cb1-2" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> obj <span class="op">=</span> obj <span class="kw">or</span> <span class="op">{}</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-3"><a href="#cb1-3" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> <span class="fu">setmetatable</span><span class="op">(</span>obj<span class="op">,</span> self<span class="op">)</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-4"><a href="#cb1-4" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span><span class="cn">__</span>index <span class="op">=</span> self</span>
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<span id="cb1-5"><a href="#cb1-5" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>x <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">0</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-6"><a href="#cb1-6" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>y <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">0</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-7"><a href="#cb1-7" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>speed <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">0</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-8"><a href="#cb1-8" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> reutrn obj</span>
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<span id="cb1-9"><a href="#cb1-9" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a><span class="kw">end</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-10"><a href="#cb1-10" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a></span>
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<span id="cb1-11"><a href="#cb1-11" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a><span class="kw">function</span> target<span class="op">:</span>yeet<span class="op">()</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-12"><a href="#cb1-12" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>x <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">100</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-13"><a href="#cb1-13" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>y <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">100</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-14"><a href="#cb1-14" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> self<span class="op">.</span>speed <span class="op">=</span> <span class="dv">50</span></span>
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<span id="cb1-15"><a href="#cb1-15" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a> <span class="cf">return</span> self</span>
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<span id="cb1-16"><a href="#cb1-16" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"></a><span class="kw">end</span></span></code></pre></div>
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<p>After preparing the spell Alex makes his way towards the
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guard rail ready to cut the mooring and zip lines, spell at
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the ready should an enemy appear.</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>You crank the dial to 11. The sunspoke squeals in delight
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and burns like a tiny star. You grab the hemogoblin, who
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chirrups and clings tightly to you, and leap from the balloon
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onto the deck of the airship.</p>
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<p>You think you can hear—barely audible—the sunspoke singing
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a song of homecoming as the hot air balloon continues to rise
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unpiloted up toward the sun.</p>
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<p>You rush over to cover behind a barrel, and deposit your
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new hemogoblin friend safely inside the center of a large coil
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of rope. It looks up at you quizzically, but nods when you
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tell it to stay put.</p>
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<p>You invoke the powers of the moon and prepare a quick but
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(hopefully) sufficient Spell of Yeeting.</p>
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<!--
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Alex rolls Do Anything 1 to cut the lines and avoid detection
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6 = Great Success! Level Up!
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//-->
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<p>When you draw the dagger, the world develops a faint static
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background noise which is easy enough to ignore at the moment
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given the state of things. You dash forward and start sawing
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at the thick mooring lines. The dagger’s ruby hilt flashes in
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the sunlight as you work, and in your mind’s eye you see a
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bright red wine, and a drop of blood red ink flowing from the
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nib of a fountain pen.</p>
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<p>You shake the images from your head just as you finish
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sawing through the rope. A Cyberplasm who was shimmying back
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up the rope from the hotel to the ship yelps as the line goes
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slack and swings back into the side of the cliff. The pirate
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rebounds from the impact, bounces off the mountainside a few
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times, and falls from view as it disappears through the clouds
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below.</p>
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<p>The ship drifts lazily, rising slightly, and despite your
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best sneaking around, the remaining Cyberplasms on board
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cannot help but notice that the ship is no longer tethered.
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You successfully hide behind a barrel as three cyber ghost
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pirates come rushing over to the ship railing and lean over,
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looking below at where there are no longer any ropes attaching
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the ship to the hotel.</p>
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<p>Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the hemogoblin
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toddling across the deck toward the Cyberplasms, no doubt
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curious about what they’re looking at over the side of the
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ship.</p>
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<blockquote>
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<p>“Indeed, Bread, it’s me. You have not yet escaped your fate
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of untraceable disappearance just yet.” Inky deadpans, then
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smiles. “We have much to discuss, but later. I do need a guide
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… to your hotelier. Presumably I will find them by following
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the racket and trail of ruined decor, but maybe you know of a
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quicker route?”</p>
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</blockquote>
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<p>Bread smiles at the threat of being untraceably
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disappeared, mostly confident that they are on the inside of a
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private little joke and that they are presently in no actual
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danger from Inky. They grip their hammer a little tighter
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nonetheless.</p>
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<p>Confidence slips their trowels into their apron. “Yes, this
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way!”</p>
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<p>They hurry down the hall. You know you’re going the right
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way because tattered, torn, charred books litter the ground in
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increasing numbers. Bits of paper and ash fall like snow.</p>
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<p>Confidence guides you away from the entrance to the
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library’s Great Hall, and takes you instead to a smaller, more
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discreet staff entrance. They open the door a crack, and as
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you look through you are just in time to see the ship captain
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with their cybernetic leg, arm canon, and eye. Now that the
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crew have cleared the way for them, they stroll across the
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library over piles of fallen, damaged books.</p>
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<p>A thin bald man with a neatly trimmed mustache is on the
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other side of the hall, his back turned to the pirate. He
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wears a fine suit and has just finished unlocking a glass
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display case. He retrieves a multifaceted blue and gold stone
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and hugs it to his chest with both arms. He throws a panicked
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glance over his shoulder at the slowly approaching pirate, and
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turns to run away. His retreat is halted by a small explosion
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at his feet. He skids to a stop and looks back at the pirate,
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who is lowering their arm canon.</p>
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<p>“The crystal,” the captain demands in a voice part ghostly
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moan, part mechanical drone. “Hand it over, hotelier.” It
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steps closer. “Mother has promised us new bodies if we deliver
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the quintessence. You won’t be permitted to stand in our
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way.”</p>
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<p>One pirate near the breach tucks a couple volumes of manhwa
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under its arm and climbs out onto the mooring line, returning
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to the ship with its plunder. It howls as the line suddenly
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goes slack, flinging the pirate and its comics into the
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mountainside, and then out into space.</p>
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<p>Sunlight pours into the library from outside as the shadow
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of the airship shifts as it starts to drift, suddenly
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unmoored.</p>
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
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<p><a
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href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00231.html">www</a></p>
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<title>47</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">47 - Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:51:54
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 16:51:59 -0700</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00047">00047</h3>
|
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<blockquote>
|
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<p>Damn it! I should’ve left the little goblin in the balloon,
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this could get tricky..</p>
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<p>Time slows for just the briefest of moments while Alex
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calculates his next move. Looking at the position of the
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pirates he can probably yeet the middlemost one away from the
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group into the left most pirate. Best case this sends both of
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them sailing over the edge of the ship, worst case it just
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slightly knocks them off balance. In either event this gives
|
||
me enough time to dart from cover and quickly dispatch the
|
||
right most pirate with Uncle’s dagger. I’ve got to sever each
|
||
connection point between the ecotplasm and the cybernetics,
|
||
nothing quite as quick and easy as flesh and blood, but a
|
||
quick slice to the left most armpit, and another to the right
|
||
most leg right above the carotid artery should do it..</p>
|
||
<p>Jumping immediately to action Alex casts
|
||
<code>yeet.middle_cyberplasm()</code> sending the middle
|
||
pirate into the left most pirate away from the hemogoblin
|
||
while he dashes forward to take the third right most pirate by
|
||
surprise. As he reaches the right most pirate he makes two
|
||
quick slices, first at the leg, followed by a quick upper cut
|
||
to the left arm.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
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||
<!--
|
||
Alex rolls Do Anything 1 to yeet the cyberplasm
|
||
3 = Things go poorly. Gain 1 xp.
|
||
Spend 1 xp to pass and gain Sysorcery 2
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>You channel some of the ambient environmental charge into
|
||
your prepared incantation. It’s comforting sometimes to peer
|
||
behind the veil and see the world through this lens. It’s so
|
||
simple. The separation of self and other is an illusion:
|
||
everything is just a table. The concept of time itself is
|
||
simplified: coroutines prevent everything from happening all
|
||
at once and create the illusion of concurrency. It’s all
|
||
really quite elegant.</p>
|
||
<p>Anyway so the hemogoblin sidles up next to the pirates at
|
||
the railing. It’s not tall enough to see over the railing, and
|
||
starts to kind of jump up and down, trying to catch a glimpse.
|
||
The pirates look down at it in confusion just as the
|
||
<code>yeet</code> happens, and they knock into each other. The
|
||
leftmost one almost manages to regain its balance but then
|
||
trips over the little blood gremlin and pitches over the
|
||
railing. The middle pirate yelps as the startled hemogoblin
|
||
darts between its legs to get out of the way. The pirate
|
||
stumbles and then slips in a small puddle of blood. Its feet
|
||
shoot from beneath it and it too tips over the railing.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Alex rolls Do Anything 1 to sever connections
|
||
1 = Things go poorly. Gain 1 xp.
|
||
Spend 1 xp to pass and gain Stabbing 2
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>The hemogoblin dashes right into the waiting arms of the
|
||
rightmost Cyberplasm. “Gotcha, you little … ugh! What …” The
|
||
pirate is starting to regret snatching up the little furball,
|
||
which is defensively gushing blood all over it, when you make
|
||
your first slice into its left armpit. Half its cybernetics go
|
||
offline. One arm goes limp and it drops the hemogoblin, which
|
||
scurries around and hides behind you. The pirate turns toward
|
||
you, now full of regrets, and you stab into its right leg,
|
||
knocking its tech completely offline and dispersing the
|
||
ghostly energies.</p>
|
||
<p>As far as you can tell, the ship is now free of
|
||
Cyberplasms.</p>
|
||
<p>The hemogoblin thrusts its tiny fists in the air and
|
||
cheers.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Inky shakes out several large and very fine kerchiefs,
|
||
handing two each to the guides and gestures for them to cover
|
||
their noses and mouths with them while they perform the action
|
||
themselves to demonstrate.</p>
|
||
<p>Donning a pair of skydiving goggles snatched from one of
|
||
the souvenir stalls at the gondola station while no one was
|
||
looking (replacing it with its approximate weight in silver
|
||
coins), Inky retrieves a black metal box that previously
|
||
served as a portable camp stove from their knapsack and
|
||
removes the lid. The inside of the box is filled with dry wood
|
||
chips mixed with a pine green powder, and Inky throws in the
|
||
wicks pulled from some of the scented candles that were pushed
|
||
into a heater flask to melt fully during the walk up the hotel
|
||
steps. Finally, Inky pours another vial of foul-smelling
|
||
liquid over the contents, opens the door just wide enough to
|
||
slide the metal box through to one side of the door a few
|
||
paces away.</p>
|
||
<p>A mildly sweet, cloying smoke emanates from the flameless
|
||
heat inside the box, which begin to fill the library hall with
|
||
a rapidly thickening cloud. It is also taking on an acrid and
|
||
slightly sooty edge. Near the door, Inky fans more of the
|
||
smoke in the direction of the cyberplasmic apparition with a
|
||
thin bound manuscript laying on the floor.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Bread, Confidence, and you all don protective gear. You
|
||
push the camp stove through the door like an Olympic curler.
|
||
It glides across the library floor a respectable distance
|
||
considering the book debris and the lack of sweepers. Much
|
||
more quickly than one would think possible, the hall is filled
|
||
with a thick, sooty smoke. The Cyberplasm captain groans with
|
||
frustration as even the short distance between it and the
|
||
hotelier (and the crystal) becomes occluded in the smoke
|
||
screen. The hotelier wisely doesn’t make a sound as he
|
||
disappears from view.</p>
|
||
<p>Bread nudges you, grins, and gives you a thumbs up.</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00234.html">www</a></p>
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<title>40</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
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<guid isPermaLink="false">40 - Sun, 27 Nov 2022 01:30:42
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2022 05:41:15 -0700</pubDate>
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<description>
|
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<![CDATA[
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<h3 id="00040">00040</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>As Blavin finished his afterthought about handing over the
|
||
crystal, a yelp was the only warning they heard before a young
|
||
waiter was suddenly half-sprawled over the hobbit, a tray of
|
||
ginger beers toppled from his hand and the mugs’ contents
|
||
splashed onto the hobbit’s front, though fortunately some of
|
||
it ended up in a large puddle on the ground rather than on
|
||
Blavin’s person. The waiter had tripped over a bag on the
|
||
floor on his way to the table two over from theirs and was
|
||
scrambling to his feet.</p>
|
||
<p>“By Nullar’s nuts, I— OH SH——!! S-s-sorry, sir! Hold on,
|
||
l-lemme get— uh—” the waiter looked around frantically. The
|
||
waitress who had brought their drinks rushed over with some
|
||
clean dry towels, a few of which she handed to the other
|
||
waiter, and they both proceeded to wipe and dab at Blavin’s
|
||
damp clothes amid the hapless waiter’s babbled apologies.
|
||
Under the cover of the towels, the waitress patted down the
|
||
hobbit’s vest and replaced the sheaf of papers she had
|
||
covertly lifted from one of the vest pockets earlier with a
|
||
beguiling smile and wink. Once the beer on the floor had been
|
||
cleaned up (the despondent young waiter had offered to pay for
|
||
Blavin’s next two rounds of drinks) and the waiters had moved
|
||
on to serve other customers, Inky spoke.</p>
|
||
<p>“You don’t mind that we prefer to deliver it to the
|
||
Benefactor personally, of course,” Inky piped cheerily,
|
||
referring to the crystal. “The late wizard thought it was
|
||
prudent to cover our bases since you’re a new, untested case
|
||
manager after all. Besides, a little delayed gratification
|
||
never hurt anybody, did it?” Inky smiled and raised their
|
||
drink. “Another toast in tribute to Master Corraidhín! May his
|
||
courage and buoyant spirit guide us on our next mission!”</p>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<p>When Inky stepped out of the tavern and was a few paces
|
||
away, someone clattered through the door and called out, “Hey!
|
||
You forgot your takeout!”</p>
|
||
<p>Inky turned in the direction of the voice. It was the
|
||
waitress who had served their table earlier. She waved a brown
|
||
paper bag in one hand. Inky gave her an embarrassed smile and
|
||
said, “Thanks.” As the bag changed hands, the waitress mouthed
|
||
soundlessly, <em>We’ll report any more.</em> She went back
|
||
inside, and Inky strolled off into the cool night air with the
|
||
bag securely tucked away next to a tea pouch and a more
|
||
pressing question: what blend would go best with fried
|
||
tofurkey balls?</p>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<p><em>(Meanwhile)</em></p>
|
||
<p>“The BANDit and his associates had gone to the tavern.” His
|
||
assistant looked up from the scrap of paper held under a
|
||
claw.</p>
|
||
<p>Beaker heaved a sigh and rubbed the tips of one wing
|
||
against his forehead. Surely he had better things to do than
|
||
play Eye Spy over a bunch of crackpots, such as peer reviewing
|
||
the latest draft of a paper on the development of Cerylidian
|
||
hunting techniques for an upcoming issue of <em>The
|
||
Ichnition</em>. But Cio seemed to think something may come of
|
||
it and unfortunately, she was usually right about
|
||
troublemakers.</p>
|
||
<p>“Tell them to continue tailing from a distance,” he replied
|
||
with a distracted wave, and his assistant left the room.</p>
|
||
<p>Anyway, if he had the spare time, he could look at more
|
||
interesting things, like the data he had collected surrounding
|
||
the disappearance of the time anomaly that had popped up a few
|
||
weeks ago. It had happened gradually, and he still wasn’t
|
||
entirely sure what had caused this particular incident, but
|
||
the signals picked up by his instruments had later faded, just
|
||
like other ones before it. Still, it was comparatively larger
|
||
than previous ones, and seemed to have taken slightly longer
|
||
to dissipate, which meant more data points.</p>
|
||
<p>He stole another glance at his Dat repositories before
|
||
sighing again, swivelling his chair and attention back to the
|
||
manuscript before him. Work first … then more work.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>The party dispersed after the discussion with Blavin.
|
||
Nobody had wanted to relinquish the crystal to him, personally
|
||
Alex felt that was prudent, though he still wasn’t sure what
|
||
the point of it all was. The foolish hobbit had blathered on
|
||
and on about their “mark” tactfully ignoring the real
|
||
questions. And then the bug, damn it, the bug that chittered
|
||
on about absolutely nothing for hours. It didn’t take Alex too
|
||
long to figure out why, but he clung to the transmission until
|
||
it died out hoping he’d be mistaken.</p>
|
||
<p>So there he sat, in the attic of his once Uncle, staring
|
||
bleakly into a cup of dark black coffee. The desk strewn with
|
||
hastily scratched notes pulled from the bugs feeds. At least
|
||
the one that had tracked that nosey group had proved somewhat
|
||
helpful. Turns out this little group has less friends than a
|
||
drunk who’s run up their tab.</p>
|
||
<p>Still, there’s no point to share any of this information.
|
||
It’s too loose, not definitive enough to action with the
|
||
group.</p>
|
||
<p>Alex begins to pen a message to an fellow operative, in
|
||
hopes that HQ will pick it up and assign someone to the
|
||
task.</p>
|
||
<pre><code><- OP 2817 * LOC MB-A
|
||
-> OP 25120 * LOC ESPER
|
||
|
||
CLEARANCE: SECRET
|
||
PACKET ENCLOSED. YOUR EYES ONLY.
|
||
|
||
REQUESTING DETAIL ON BLAVIN
|
||
EMPLOY OF "THE BENEFACTOR"
|
||
PERCEPTIVE, AWARE OF BUGS.
|
||
DO NOT CONTACT, DO NOT DISRUPT
|
||
EXTREME CAUTION IMPERATIVE.</code></pre>
|
||
<p>Once penned Alex encrypts it with GPG and sends it along.
|
||
These channels have worked well for him in the past. If Blavin
|
||
wants to play games, then games we shall have.</p>
|
||
<p>“I hate to do this” Alex mumbles to himself. “Normally I’d
|
||
trail him myself, but I don’t think I have much say in the
|
||
matter.” As it stands the group is dead set on gathering more
|
||
of these cyrstals, regardless of what the danger may be, and
|
||
if Alex wants to find his Uncle, they’re his best bet in doing
|
||
so. Blavin doesn’t even matter outside of that. But if he can
|
||
help the group reach their end faster, or force the
|
||
information out of Blavin, perhaps it can come sooner..</p>
|
||
<p>Alex lets out another sigh and glances wistfully around the
|
||
gloomy attic room. It looked just like he remembered his
|
||
Uncle’s office looking like at the College of Sysorcerery when
|
||
he had taught there. He always was so particular. Pushing his
|
||
chair away and grabbing his coffee he wanders to the bookshelf
|
||
where a large steamer chest sits beside it. The bookshelf is
|
||
covered in manuscripts, “Practical Common Lisp”, “The C
|
||
Programming Language Vol 2”, “RHEL 5 Systems Administration”,
|
||
each one arcane and well worn. And the amount of volumes,
|
||
sometimes it’s a wonder Corraidhin had time to do anything
|
||
other than read.</p>
|
||
<p>“Maybe if I had been a little more studious I’d know how to
|
||
help you..” as he pulls “A Guide to Backups and All Things
|
||
Necessary” off of the shelf a knife falls out of the book, and
|
||
clatters onto the floor glaring malevolently up at Alex.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Your gondola lift finally rises above the thick layer of
|
||
clouds. The sudden flash of clear blue sky is a revelation
|
||
after ascending for nearly 60 minutes through clouds so thick
|
||
you couldn’t see through the foggy windows more than three
|
||
feet. Above you towers rocky, imposing Kelsun Peak. You can
|
||
just see a tiny portion of the hotel roof through a cleft in
|
||
the rocks. Below you, a frozen turbulent ocean of clouds
|
||
dotted with twisting leaning spires and spiraling branching
|
||
towers, all made out of solid cloudstuff. Handiwork of the
|
||
whimsical and industrious zephynos.</p>
|
||
<p>You spot two or three of them now, leaping and diving
|
||
playfully through the clouds like dolphins, spinning the
|
||
clouds like yarn, and packing them into solid constructs.
|
||
Their current project resembles a garden of outlandish,
|
||
distorted tubas, french horns, and trombones.</p>
|
||
<p>The small cloud dragons are about 6 - 8 feet long including
|
||
their thick tails. They have wide faces with round lidless
|
||
eyes, and always seem to be smiling. Their heads are topped
|
||
with multiple pairs of filamented stalks. They have six short,
|
||
stubby arms with long thin fingers that they use to knead and
|
||
pull clouds into solid shapes.</p>
|
||
<p>They build ceaselessly and mostly for the sake of building:
|
||
they have no apparent need for the structures themselves,
|
||
living as they do floating among the clouds. On occasion they
|
||
have been entreated to build on behalf of others. And the rare
|
||
floating palace or city can still be found drifting around
|
||
Basmentaria as a result. The great city of Vay’Neddas—tethered
|
||
to the ground by great chains to Primora in the north and
|
||
Agendell in the south—is one of their greatest enduring
|
||
works.</p>
|
||
<p>You approach the gondola station at the base of Kelsun
|
||
Peak, and exit your cable car as it slowly rounds the
|
||
bullwheel. There are two toques—presumably meant to be
|
||
operating the lifts—standing off to the side, ignoring their
|
||
responsibilities, complaining loudly to nobody and everybody
|
||
about being forced to work long hours and being unfairly
|
||
compensated. The tips of their soft, conical heads slump
|
||
forward, calling to mind revolutionaries, or smurfs.</p>
|
||
<p>It is wicked cold as you step out onto the platform and the
|
||
wind nips and bites at you relentlessly.</p>
|
||
<p>At the edge of the platform, foggy white steps made of firm
|
||
cloudstuff climb up around the side of the mountain peak to
|
||
the Palace Runesocesius. Once the conspicuously extravagant
|
||
residence of one of Basmentaria’s most powerful politicians,
|
||
it has since—after its owner fell from public favor and was
|
||
routed out—been gutted and transformed into a luxury hotel of
|
||
equally conspicuous extravagance. It continues to be one of
|
||
the highest inhabitable places on Basmentaria.</p>
|
||
<p>Two small toques at the base of the steps rush forward to
|
||
meet you—the floppy tips of their coneheads waggling side to
|
||
side in their exuberance—and introduce themselves as
|
||
Confidence and Bread, your guides. They have been instructed
|
||
to guide you up to Runesocesius where you will take posession
|
||
of the Ginnarak Crystal.</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00186.html">www</a></p>
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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<item>
|
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<title>43</title>
|
||
<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
||
<guid isPermaLink="false">43 - Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:03:20
|
||
-0700</guid>
|
||
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:03:25 -0700</pubDate>
|
||
<description>
|
||
<![CDATA[
|
||
<h3 id="00043">00043</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Pirates?! Again?! Alex groans, unfortunately he’s run into
|
||
this crew of dastardly mostly cybernetic punks in the past.
|
||
Nasty group back home, always kept the precinct busy. Not
|
||
necessarily with the detective work, it was always a little
|
||
obvious when they showed up. They have a flair for the
|
||
dramatic.</p>
|
||
<p>Alex shouts to Inky & Jarrod “Come on, we need to get
|
||
in one of those balloons and fast!” he then darts off in the
|
||
direction of the nearest abandoned balloon in the market
|
||
place, not looking to see if his companions had followed
|
||
him.</p>
|
||
<p><em>internally</em> I know these guys have pulled off
|
||
smaller heists, they could just be attacking the hotel to
|
||
plunder riches from its guests. They don’t seem the likes of a
|
||
retrieval team.. Then again, that Blavin fellow has multiple
|
||
teams working for him, and he doesn’t seem all too picky about
|
||
how they get the job done, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’d
|
||
hired some brigands hoping they’d get the gems faster.</p>
|
||
<p>Alex conjures up another bug, a stag beetle this time, and
|
||
casts it away at the pirate ship. It’ll probably take some
|
||
time to catch up, but once it does we’ll be able to keep an
|
||
eye on the pirate’s ship and general actions, at least within
|
||
line of sight of the bug.</p>
|
||
<p>As Alex reaches the balloon he grabs the ruby hilted dagger
|
||
and cuts the mooring lines keeping it down, and jumps into the
|
||
basket preparing for take off.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>You spot a balloon that has already been knocked half loose
|
||
of its mooring by the pirate attack. The basket is listing to
|
||
the side and tugging at the one remaining rope tying it down
|
||
Its owner scurries around in circles trying to secure it.</p>
|
||
<p>The vertical panels of the balloon are all different
|
||
colors, creating a brilliant rainbow pattern. The large woven
|
||
basket is large enough for maybe three people.</p>
|
||
<p>You leap inside, swinging the ruby hilted dagger at the
|
||
remaining mooring line. The balloon owner cries out in dismay.
|
||
The basket shifts beneath your feet as the balloon tugs it
|
||
skyward.</p>
|
||
<p>In the burner, a small sunspoke—a minor fire elemental—is
|
||
merrily burning away, producing a modest flame that is hot
|
||
enough to lift the balloon slowly above the market into the
|
||
sky. There is a knob valve on the side of the burner to allow
|
||
more oxygen to flow in, thereby feeding the sunspoke and
|
||
encouraging it to burn more intensely and raise the balloon
|
||
higher and faster. The valve is currently only about one third
|
||
open.</p>
|
||
<p>A pile of blankets in one corner of the basket—and that
|
||
area of the basket itself—is covered in blood. Somebody
|
||
injured in the pirate attack must have temporarily climbed
|
||
into the basket looking for cover? As you’re about to look
|
||
away, something large-ish (small for a human, large for an
|
||
animal) under the blankets shifts and moves.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Inky stares after Alex’s sprinting figure before shrugging
|
||
and stepping towards one of the stalls selling sandwiches
|
||
bowled over by one of the large boulders. They place some
|
||
loose change on the stall’s wooden sign that had tipped over
|
||
on the ground and pocket one of the sandwiches displayed
|
||
inside an open chest oven. Next, they pick up several of the
|
||
scented candles scattered on the ground by the crash, throwing
|
||
some coins in the direction of the disoriented vendor before
|
||
continuing at a leisurely pace up the steps to the hotel,
|
||
taking in the balloonship and surrounding scenery. The members
|
||
of their merry party arriving first can hold their own as well
|
||
as the fort of a hotel.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>You do a little leisurely shopping as the vendors and other
|
||
shoppers put out fires and tend to the injured. With a couple
|
||
scented candles and a sandwich safely in your pocket, you
|
||
start to climb the cloud steps, enjoying the scenery as you
|
||
go. Bread and Confidence have quite a bit of a head start on
|
||
you, and are nowhere to be seen. As the stairway winds around
|
||
the mountainside, the market and its bustle recede from view,
|
||
and soon you are quite isolated and alone.</p>
|
||
<p>The majesty of creation is humbling here: the endless,
|
||
roiling ocean of cloud; the towering mountain of rock. It’s as
|
||
though this was the creator’s playground when they were still
|
||
trying to figure out scale. Before they quite got it right for
|
||
human-sized creatures.</p>
|
||
<p>About halfway up your climb, it starts raining sheets of
|
||
paper. You snatch one and read it. Some heroic fantasy about
|
||
slaying demons and facing great peril. You grab another. A
|
||
bodice-ripping romance. Another. A gourmand’s food tour of
|
||
Basmentaria, eating their way from coast to coast. A murder
|
||
mystery whodunnit. An aetherwael handler’s guide to
|
||
interplanetary travel. How to grow your own fortified
|
||
pumpkins. On the Care and Maintenance of Fortles. The Rise and
|
||
Fall and Rise of Palace Runesocesius. Within a minute, you
|
||
have fists full of an entire library’s worth of snippets and
|
||
passages.</p>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<p>It looks as though Alex will approach the hotel by balloon
|
||
from the non-pirate side. And Inky’s approach by stair will
|
||
deposit them at the hotel entrance, roughly
|
||
pirate-adjacent.</p>
|
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<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
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<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00217.html">www</a></p>
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<title>48</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:08:12 -0700</pubDate>
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<h3 id="00048">00048</h3>
|
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<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Alex snatches up his new hemo friend cheering huzzah as he
|
||
does. We’ve got a pirate ship little guy!</p>
|
||
<p>Rushing about the deck Alex quickly takes stock of what’s
|
||
left, plenty of ammo, general supplies, fuel, perfectly
|
||
provisioned for a quick crystal kidnapping. Smart move
|
||
pirates, but not smart enough.</p>
|
||
<p>Alex heads to the helm and steadies the ship guiding it out
|
||
and away from the library, can’t have any of the remaining
|
||
cyberplasms easily reboarding it now can we? Once the ship is
|
||
out of range Alex checks his S.T.A.G drone’s twtxt feed for
|
||
updates.</p>
|
||
<pre><code>@<drone/fhsoa7483/video> Cyberplasm approaching crystal
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/gps> approx library, top level
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/audio> Cyberplasm threatens violence
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/video> Inky, bread, confidence enter subvertly
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/video> Visual feed impaired due to unknown smog
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/audio> Angry tones, uncertain who</code></pre>
|
||
<p>Not particularly helpful, and it rules out my first
|
||
thought. I could blindly fire the broadside canons into the
|
||
library hoping to hit the cyberplasm, but I’d be just as
|
||
likely to hit Inky, Bread, Confidence or any other innocent
|
||
bystander. I’ve got to get a message to her.</p>
|
||
<p>Alex quickly dispatches a command to the S.T.A.G</p>
|
||
<pre><code>@<drone/fhsoa7483/cmd> Seek Inky
|
||
@<drone/fhsoa7483/relay> Secured ship, inform A.I of intentions, will coordinate rescue via the stolen ship</code></pre>
|
||
<p>If all we’ve got is this, then we’d best be ready for a
|
||
quick rescue. Alex busies himself preparing a new zipline and
|
||
mooring lines. He then loads the boradside canons and the top
|
||
deck swivel canons. It’ll need to be quick, but if I’m ready I
|
||
can swing the ship in close, deploy a zipline for Inky to zip
|
||
down to the ship with, and defend the retreat with the
|
||
swivels. If everyone retreats to the ship we can take a note
|
||
from the pirates playbook and blast them to hell with the
|
||
broadsides while we make our retreat. Or simply run I suppose,
|
||
but I dislike the idea of leaving innocent people to deal with
|
||
angry pirates</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>The hemogoblin cheers you on as you take possession of the
|
||
airship, accidentally squirting a few jets of rust colored
|
||
blood in its excitement. Must still be quite young. They don’t
|
||
gain full control of their blood sacs until well into
|
||
adulthood.</p>
|
||
<p>You check your S.T.A.G. drone’s twtxt feeds. This A.I.
|
||
seems especially reliable, you note with satisfaction. Its
|
||
updates are regular and detailed. Even when there’s not much
|
||
to report.</p>
|
||
<p>You load up the canons and take control of the helm. The
|
||
hemogoblin stands at attention at the broadside canons with a
|
||
cracklesparkler, ready to light the fuse at your command. You
|
||
steer the ship a short distance away from the hotel, hopefully
|
||
out of reach of the cyberplasms. But within range of your own
|
||
canons and ziplines.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>While Inky has the attention of both guides, they close the
|
||
door again until it is slightly ajar, and make a series of
|
||
hand gestures. First pointing at themselves, at their own
|
||
forearm and fist held stiffly to mimic the shape of the
|
||
captain’s arm cannon, to indicate that Inky will handle the
|
||
Cyberplasm. Then Inky points the two fingers of a hand at
|
||
Bread and Confidence, turns the two fingers downward and
|
||
swings them back and forth in opposite directions to convey
|
||
walking. This was followed by a single finger pointing in the
|
||
general direction they had last seen the hotelier; then the
|
||
finger hooks inward, the arm repeating a yanking motion once
|
||
or twice before ending the gesture with a thumb tossed over
|
||
their shoulder towards the hallway away from the staff
|
||
entrance, to ask them to get their boss out of the library to
|
||
a safe spot.</p>
|
||
<p>Without waiting for confirmation from the toques, Inky
|
||
opens the door, abruptly stops, turns and shoves a compostable
|
||
bag of mango-flavoured croutons at Bread, gives them a thumbs
|
||
up in return and a mildly disturbing, eye-crinkling smile
|
||
behind their kerchief, before slipping inside the smoky room.
|
||
One hand is already pulling out a thin, extendable metal
|
||
walking pole with a carrying strap visually resembling the
|
||
type used by hikers from their courier bag to check for
|
||
obstacles amid the lowered visibility.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Confidence watches all of your hand gestures closely, and
|
||
then nods resolutely. They draw their large hoe, and turn and
|
||
start to crouch run toward the main entrance to to the main
|
||
hall of the library.</p>
|
||
<p>Bread looks confused, but ready to follow Confidence. They
|
||
grab their heavy meat tenderizer and crouch down in imitation
|
||
of their fellow toque. Before they can run off, you shove a
|
||
bag of croutons into their arms. “Small. Toasted. Bread,” they
|
||
intonate slowly in wonder. The confusion falls from their face
|
||
as they break into a wide grin. “Now I’ll never disappear
|
||
without a trace,” they laugh. They thank you and run like a
|
||
duck after Confidence.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Inside, Inky lobs the empty glass vial that had held the
|
||
unpleasantly pungent organic catalyst at a spot the floor
|
||
several paces roughly from where the Cyberplasm — presumably
|
||
the leader of the group — had been standing earlier, in the
|
||
opposite direction of the staff entrance in an attempt to
|
||
divert attention from the hotelier’s last location. As they
|
||
edge along the wall towards the tower stairs, walking pole
|
||
looped over one hand, Inky grabs a few small hardcover
|
||
novellas from a wall shelf. Straightening from their crouch,
|
||
Inky tosses them one at a time horizontally in quick
|
||
succession like a discus, but without the full-body turning
|
||
motion, across the hall towards the sounds of frustrated
|
||
groans and angry muttering. The first starting higher around
|
||
where a human head might have once been, one at waist height
|
||
and another at the juncture below where ectoplasmic knees
|
||
might meet prosthetic legs.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>You pick up three hardback novellas. If it wasn’t so smoky,
|
||
and if you weren’t so much in the middle of a potentially life
|
||
and death struggle with the Cyberplasm captain of a pirate
|
||
airship, you might notice their titles: <em>Stop and Smell the
|
||
Crystals</em>, <em>Living the Corn</em>, and <em>A Big
|
||
Moon</em>.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
NOTE: book titles generated by https://booktitlegenerator.com/
|
||
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|
||
<p>Anyway, you start flinging.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Inky rolls Do Anything 1 to sever cyber eye
|
||
1: Things go poorly; gain 1 xp
|
||
Spend xp to level up, Throwing 2
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>After you toss the catalyst, you can see a plasmic form
|
||
heavily blurred and obscured by the smoke turn in that
|
||
direction. You fling <em>Stop and Smell the Crystals</em> at
|
||
it, and it spins like a discus and smashes into the pirate
|
||
right in the face, above the chin. It howls and brings its
|
||
hand to its face, and turns and charges up its arm cannon.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Inky rolls Do Anything 1 to sever arm canon
|
||
5 (2): Success at cost
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>Mostly going on sound now, you fling <em>Living the
|
||
Corn</em> at the pirate’s moan and at the electric whine of
|
||
the canon charging. You hear the canon discharge but the
|
||
half-blind pirate fires wide. You see the flash of the energy
|
||
blast hitting something, someone, else obscured by smoke in
|
||
the middle distance between the two of you. A man screams out
|
||
in pain. Right after the muffled thump of his body hitting the
|
||
ground, you hear the clinking and ringing of something heavy
|
||
and metallic striking and rolling across the floor.</p>
|
||
<p><em>Living on Corn</em> strikes the pirate in the elbow,
|
||
and with a fizzle and a spark, the arm cannon sputters
|
||
offline.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Inky rolls Do Anything 1 to sever cyber leg
|
||
6 4: Great Success!
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>The pirate stumbles forward, half-lame and half-blind. It
|
||
stoops and scoops up a heavy melon-sized object. It stomps its
|
||
cybernetic boot, and small rockets spring out from small
|
||
compartments on either side of its ankle. They start to fire
|
||
up and the pirate is about to make its escape when <em>A Big
|
||
Moon</em> hits it right above knee and severs the ghost’s
|
||
final connection to its final enhancement.</p>
|
||
<p>It groans as it starts to dissipate, dropping the heavy
|
||
object once more.</p>
|
||
<p>“My crew, it is too late for me! I shall never have a new
|
||
body now! But it’s not too late for you! You must bring the
|
||
quintessence to Mother!”</p>
|
||
<p>And then the pirate’s essence is diluted in the smoke
|
||
filling the library.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>At that moment Inky hears a very low whirring accompanied
|
||
by clicking sounds behind them and without glancing backwards,
|
||
swings the walking pole at the source of the buzzing. The
|
||
stick collides with something, sending it careening backwards
|
||
with a light clatter through what is likely a row of
|
||
bookshelves around the area already partially emptied of their
|
||
contents. From the static noise that ensues, Inky realises
|
||
whatever it was may or may not have been one of the wizard’s
|
||
bugs hovering in the shadows earlier or a disembodied,
|
||
ectoplasm-spewing prosthetic limb after all. Inky calls out
|
||
sheepishly, “Sorry, Young Master Alex! Was that yours? Oops?
|
||
Haha?” before smashing two more empty glass bottles as a
|
||
distraction for any remaining Cyberplasms lurking on the same
|
||
floor, and sprints up the tower stairs, using the banisters as
|
||
a guide.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>The Amber Imp is feverishly reporting all the goings on
|
||
from inside the S.T.A.G. drone when Inky strikes its
|
||
conveyance with their walking pole. The bug is destroyed on
|
||
contact. The imp barely manages to fire off one final End Of
|
||
Transmission post before ejecting from the craft, which sinks
|
||
below like an exploded firework. It drifts on the currents of
|
||
smoke and flows out through the hole in the wall into the open
|
||
air outside. The imp falls through open space and starts to
|
||
think back on its life. So much time and energy spent chasing
|
||
its hopes and dreams, its goals and aspirations. So much of
|
||
its life wasted in pursuit. Always reaching, never grasping.
|
||
Is that all it gets? Is this the end? Did it ever really even
|
||
get a chance to really live?</p>
|
||
<p>These thoughts race through its head as it falls, but are
|
||
cut short when it abruptly lands on a hard bed of cloudstuff.
|
||
It tumbles and rolls and comes to a stop. And when it looks
|
||
up, amazed to be alive and vowing to make the most of this
|
||
second chance at life, it looks up into the benevolent smiling
|
||
face of a pink zephynos.</p>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<p>Inky, you cross the floor to where the pirate had its last
|
||
stand. You find what appears to be approximately one-fifth of
|
||
the hotelier, and wonder idly where the rest of him might be.
|
||
And you notice a conspicuous lack of Ginnarak Crystal.</p>
|
||
<p>You do however notice a soft crunch underfoot. And when you
|
||
bend down to inspect it—disorganized cyberplasms running amok
|
||
in the smoke behind you—you discover a trail of mango flavored
|
||
croutons leading across the hall to the tower stairs.</p>
|
||
<p>You sprint up the stairs using the banisters as a guide.
|
||
The breadcrumb trail ends on the seventh level, where
|
||
Confidence sits slumped against the wall between two
|
||
bookshelves. They have one arm around four-fifths of the
|
||
hotelier, his shocked gaze telling you everything you need to
|
||
know, that he is entirely dead but just doesn’t know it yet.
|
||
Their other arm is around Bread, who has suffered a massive
|
||
wound to the chest and is only slightly more alive than the
|
||
hotelier. On the ground between Confidence’s legs is the
|
||
Ginnarak Crystal. Several loose pages are stuck to its sides,
|
||
held in place by drying blood and ectoplasm.</p>
|
||
<p>Confidence looks at you and smiles wearily. “We left a
|
||
trail for you. It was Bread’s idea. They were a good
|
||
guide.”</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00250.html">www</a></p>
|
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|
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<item>
|
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<title>39</title>
|
||
<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
||
<guid isPermaLink="false">39 - Sat, 19 Nov 2022 07:38:02
|
||
-0700</guid>
|
||
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2022 07:11:12 -0700</pubDate>
|
||
<description>
|
||
<![CDATA[
|
||
<h3 id="00039">00039</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Alex silently observes the party and this foolish hobbit,
|
||
before him three untouched drinks have accumulated. He’s a
|
||
little less enthusiatic about taking drink from strangers, too
|
||
much risk in that. As Blavin describes this crystal, whatever
|
||
it may be, he catches a glimpse of the pinkish purplish
|
||
armband on the party across from them. They don’t look out of
|
||
place given the patrons at the tavern, but he’s certain they
|
||
were listening in on the animated conversation of the hobbit.
|
||
It could be nothing, or it coule be connected to Corraidhin,
|
||
best to put a bug on them Alex thinks.</p>
|
||
<p>Silently beneath the table and out of site Alex prepares a
|
||
bug and sets it off to follow the person with the armband.
|
||
Once the bug catches up to the part it’s programmed to perform
|
||
a tcpdump and capture information streaming around it, and
|
||
then report back to Alex once full. By no means a perfect
|
||
method of spying, but it’s low energy and can be maintained
|
||
from great distances without taxing Alex’s energy.</p>
|
||
<p>As Blavin comes back to the group from his grandoise space
|
||
commentary Alex begins to question him.</p>
|
||
<p>Enough of your theatrics hobbit. Tell me about the mark,
|
||
you’ve obviously tipped off the entire tavern as to the
|
||
whereabouts of whatever it is you’re looking for, so give us
|
||
an edge, something those evesdroppers a table over don’t have.
|
||
And cut this tripe about your benefactor, who is he, and what
|
||
does he want with this magical baubbles.</p>
|
||
<p>As Alex finishes his questions he sits quietly for a moment
|
||
staring down Blavin.</p>
|
||
<p>During this outburts, as all eyes turn to Blavin for his
|
||
response, Alex casts yet another bug. This one sneaks onto the
|
||
personage of Blavin himself. Programmed the same way.</p>
|
||
<p>We’ll get information from someone, subtle, or not if
|
||
needed.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Inky watches with faint amusement as a magical device,
|
||
likely a probe, found its way onto their mission handler.</p>
|
||
<p>Inky might have missed the slight movement under the table
|
||
if they weren’t waiting for it, having received word of the
|
||
younger wizard’s penchant for pre-emptive offence magic. As it
|
||
were, the offices and surrounding premises were routinely
|
||
swept for similar devices, a more recent example of which had
|
||
been placed in plain sight by an overzealous tabloid writer
|
||
hoping to pick up an exclusive reveal. The quality of the
|
||
contraption, which had immediately fallen apart when detached
|
||
from its gum adhesive on the back of a glass vase, had been
|
||
almost insulting.</p>
|
||
<p>It seems Blackfoot hadn’t learned his lesson after all, and
|
||
if Alex was keen to give him a reminder, Inky had no
|
||
objection. As Blavin takes another swig from his sixth drink
|
||
of the evening, the waitress smiling at him with a wink as she
|
||
set down their glasses before skating away to take another
|
||
order (Inky made sure tip her liberally for the attentive
|
||
service), Inky let their line of sight flicker to a
|
||
fuchsia-coloured band on a departing customer’s arm.</p>
|
||
<p>Inky smiles internally at the sight — they can almost hear
|
||
Beaker’s crow of dismay. The poor kingfisher had been under
|
||
increased pressure of late from other scientific associations
|
||
and prominent speakers to exclude BAND from presenting at one
|
||
of the largest annual ornithology conferences of the year on
|
||
accusations of spreading misinformation and junk science in
|
||
addition to attempting to erase the history of native bird
|
||
tribes. There had been a huge row, which ended with the
|
||
BANDits storming off, yelling about “the proof being crystal
|
||
clear” and that they will bring “ancient arcane evidence”. The
|
||
Alcedinian researcher had lamented the halcyon days when
|
||
conferences were avenues for scientific exchange, not
|
||
twittering soapboxes. Not that anyone who had ever tried to
|
||
arrange any gathering of birds of a feather really thought
|
||
things simply glided along smoothly before. However, the
|
||
advent of dedicated carrier pigeon networks had made it easier
|
||
to relay research to and from smaller communities, opening the
|
||
pathways for their participation, including a few somewhat
|
||
Controversial fringe groups like BAND.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Alex attempts to shake down the hobbit, who titters merrily
|
||
at his demands.</p>
|
||
<p>“You know nearly everything I do, dear! Your <em>mark</em>
|
||
as you put it,” Blaven theatrically drops his voice as he
|
||
looks around for eavesdroppers, “would be the zephynos of
|
||
Kelsun Peak should you choose to go that route.</p>
|
||
<p>“If you choose to go to the moon, you’ll have a harder go
|
||
of it,” he frowns. He flips the map over and draws four
|
||
circles in a straight line. They have the proportions of a
|
||
grapefruit, an orange, a tangerine, and an orange. He jabs a
|
||
finger at the grapefruit. “This is us, here, earth.” He points
|
||
at the two oranges and the tangerine. “And these are our
|
||
planet’s moons.” He points to them in order. “Selene, the
|
||
Green Lady. Moonmoon. And Lua, the Red Lady. Recently, as you
|
||
well know, we had a super eclipse in which these four bodies
|
||
and the sun all lined up in perfect alignment. The combined
|
||
magnetic pull of the spheres allowed a rare commingling of the
|
||
ionic spheres, and our instruments were able to detect the
|
||
crystal somewhere out there in space. If I were to bet on it,
|
||
I would put my money on Lua.” He points to the farthest moon,
|
||
the Red Lady, with its own tiny satellite, Moonmoon. He looks
|
||
up at you and explains, “She’s far enough away that her
|
||
ionosphere would never make contact with ours except for in
|
||
this particular, rare circumstance. That’s why the crystal has
|
||
escaped our detection for so long.”</p>
|
||
<p>“As for the Benefactor!” He brightens up. “He’s a
|
||
magnificent fellow as you well know! A renowned collector. His
|
||
wishes are to preserve the crystals and protect them (and us!)
|
||
from their misuse or mishandling! He has a hot tub!” he winks
|
||
at you. “Speaking of crystals,” he adds as an afterthought,
|
||
taking another sip of his drink, “why don’t you hand that
|
||
crystal over to me and I’ll deliver it to the Benefactor. That
|
||
is what he’s paying you for after all!”</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Meta: Alex rolls Investigation 2 on the Ornithologer Trio
|
||
4, 5 = Mixed Success
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>The Ornithologer’s Trio leaves Lucy’s Basement quite
|
||
oblivious to their bug. The Ornithologer turns out to be the
|
||
orator of their little group, ranting about the conspiracy,
|
||
the attempted cover up, about how Big Science wants to
|
||
convince you that birds are dinosaurs but they’re just pulling
|
||
the wool over your eyes. The truth is right there in the
|
||
fossil record for crying out loud! All you have to do is look
|
||
for yourself. Nobody these days wants to <em>think</em> is the
|
||
problem. They just get their information from the authorities
|
||
and take it as gospel, but they don’t see that the authorities
|
||
have adopted a narrative that suits their own ends.</p>
|
||
<p>At which point the groll interjects and asks what is the
|
||
end goal of Big Science, and how exactly does convincing the
|
||
proletariat that birds are dinosaurs help achieve it?</p>
|
||
<p>The BANDit scowls and answers, Look, you just don’t get it,
|
||
okay!</p>
|
||
<p>The three split up and go their separate ways and disappear
|
||
into the night.</p>
|
||
<p>You learn the following, one of which is true, one of which
|
||
is false, and one of which is meaningless.</p>
|
||
<ol type="1">
|
||
<li><p>BAND plans to intercept the CRYSTAL of VOID and use it
|
||
to petition the Insatiable Wyrm for definitive proof that
|
||
Birds Are Not Dinosaurs. In this way they shall shame their
|
||
fellow paleornithologists and earn their rightful place at the
|
||
table of Big Science, which they have spent decades
|
||
undermining.</p></li>
|
||
<li><p>The Gnu Zealots intend to reverse engineer the power of
|
||
the crystals, create a newborn godling, and then release their
|
||
findings, thus laying the foundation of the world’s first
|
||
truly open source religion</p></li>
|
||
<li><p>The trio seeks the crystals not at all, but in fact
|
||
search for Sitopotnia, creator and progenitor of the entire
|
||
amaizeon race—including corbits, aurs, centaurs, and
|
||
others—and the only mortal in the history of Basmentaria to
|
||
successfully take the mantle of creation from the
|
||
overgods.</p></li>
|
||
</ol>
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||
<!--
|
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Meta: Alex rolls Investigation 2 on Blaven
|
||
1, 3 = Things go poorly, gain 1 xp
|
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//-->
|
||
<p>Meanwhile, Blaven slips out into the early, early morning
|
||
carrying his own bug. He whistles tunelessly to himself as he
|
||
sails down the street with a wide and veering but surprisingly
|
||
steady gait.</p>
|
||
<p>Once he gets a few blocks away, his gait narrows and his
|
||
step becomes more lively, a bit jaunty. He stands upright and
|
||
ceases whistling. All signs of drunkenness disappear as he
|
||
tugs on his sleeves and straightens his vest, and runs a hand
|
||
through his hair.</p>
|
||
<p>He meets a goblin catcher in the street going the other
|
||
way, wearily making his way home after a long night’s work. He
|
||
wears a tiny goblin in a glass jar around his neck, as is the
|
||
signifier of his trade. And he carries over his shoulder a
|
||
large cloth sack, the contents of which writhe and kick. Looks
|
||
like it was a productive night for our goblin catcher! Blaven
|
||
gives him a little bow and a salute, laughs, and pats him on
|
||
the back in passing, deftly transferring the bug. “Good night
|
||
for it then ey?” he calls cheerily. The goblin catcher smiles
|
||
politely, mumbles a nicety, and carries on.</p>
|
||
<p>Later, hidden safely away from spying eyes and listening
|
||
ears, Blaven sits at his desk, putting the final flourishes on
|
||
a missive. He sits back and re-reads it to himself, lips
|
||
moving silently. He nods and smiles, satisfied, and reaches
|
||
for a stamp to sign the letter. He presses it into a dark red
|
||
ink pad and then onto the parchment, leaving the image of an
|
||
apple and iris. He sands the paper, carefully folds it, and
|
||
places it in an envelope.</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p>Note: Feel free to back up and play out some more
|
||
conversation at Lucy’s before Blavin leaves if you want
|
||
to.</p>
|
||
<p>Options on the table:</p>
|
||
<ul>
|
||
<li>To the mountains!</li>
|
||
<li>To the moon!</li>
|
||
<li>Something else!</li>
|
||
</ul>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-11/msg00103.html">www</a></p>
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<title>44</title>
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<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
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<guid isPermaLink="false">44 - Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:47:08
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:47:11 -0700</pubDate>
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|
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<![CDATA[
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<h3 id="00044">00044</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>As Alex spots the sunspoke valve he grabs it and cranks it
|
||
up to the 2/3 mark. “Sorry little friend, we’re going to need
|
||
a little bit more juice”. The baloon lurches upwards as air
|
||
rushes in feeding the sunspoke, causing it to burn more
|
||
intensely. After setting the sunspoke ablaze and shouting back
|
||
to the balloon’s owner Alex takes account of his surroundings.
|
||
It’s during this time he spots the bloodied, moving blankets.
|
||
They seem to writhe, as though something beneath them is
|
||
injured.</p>
|
||
<p>Gripping the dagger firmly in one hand Alex grabs the
|
||
blankets from the corner of the balloon basket revealing
|
||
whatever lay beneath.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>The sunspoke stretches its little arms and wriggles its
|
||
little fingers. It sighs happily, luxuriating in the extra
|
||
fuel. It burns twice as bright, shooting a hot jet of bright
|
||
yellow flame up into the parachute. The sunspoke starts to
|
||
glow a molten red, and you start to rise faster.</p>
|
||
<p>As you rise up over the peak, you can finally spot the
|
||
Runesocesius. The grand hotel is draped over the top of the
|
||
mountain, clinging to it like a dragon resting on its
|
||
hoard.</p>
|
||
<p>The “cyberplasms” as Confidence called them have docked to
|
||
the side of a tower on the other side of the peak from you.
|
||
They have shot a large hole in the side of the tower, and you
|
||
can see them now starting to zipline into the building. A
|
||
thick plume of black smoke billows out of the side of the
|
||
tower, carrying pages and pages of loose paper into the air
|
||
with it. They rain down like snow. The tower must house an
|
||
extensive library.</p>
|
||
<p>You cautiously pull back a corner of the bloody blankets,
|
||
jeweled dagger raised and ready to strike. You reveal a small
|
||
bloody furry blob. You see two big round eyes, a short-snouted
|
||
face, and enormous pointed ears. It quickly looks away from
|
||
you, chirps pathetically, and trembles as it cowers in place.
|
||
You have found a frightened hemogoblin stowaway!</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00219.html">www</a></p>
|
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]]>
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<title>42</title>
|
||
<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
||
<guid isPermaLink="false">42 - Sat, 17 Dec 2022 08:01:41
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||
-0700</guid>
|
||
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2022 08:01:48 -0700</pubDate>
|
||
<description>
|
||
<![CDATA[
|
||
<h3 id="00042">00042</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>This seems a bit strange. Certainly Blavin has been pulling
|
||
strings from behind the scenes the whole time, but why
|
||
coordinate a special escort for us when there are other
|
||
retrieval teams, and we’ve been less than amicable with the
|
||
bloke the entire time.. Alex thinks to himself.</p>
|
||
<p><em>DM: I’d like to check for any signs of deceit in the
|
||
toques demeanor or communcations with us</em></p>
|
||
<p>Confidence you said right? What would you do if I simply
|
||
chose not to accompany you? I mean, there’s a whole city
|
||
around us, perhaps I’d prefer a drink before climbing a
|
||
mountains worth of stairs. Or better yet, I could get back on
|
||
the boat and ride to the top and same myself the hassle.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Bread once again looks confused. Confidence looks
|
||
surprised, caught off guard.</p>
|
||
<!--
|
||
Alex rolls Investigation 2 to check for signs of deceit
|
||
3 5 = Partial Success / Success at Cost
|
||
//-->
|
||
<p>Confidence sputters, “Well, yes, of course. You’ve been
|
||
traveling for some time now, haven’t you? I can assure you
|
||
that the food and drink at Runesocesius will be better than
|
||
anything you can get here! But the choice is entirely yours.
|
||
Feel free to avail yourself of the local offerings. We will
|
||
wait here at the steps for you.”</p>
|
||
<p>Bread nods slowly, and seems to trailing behind the
|
||
conversation just a second or two.</p>
|
||
<p>Their reactions seem genuine to you despite the
|
||
circumstances. They seem like a couple of low level employees
|
||
of a luxury hotel earnestly trying to follow the instructions
|
||
they’ve been given.</p>
|
||
<p>There are a couple of stalls and vendors set up around the
|
||
gondola station. Many of them serve mulled wine and hot
|
||
chocolate. There is some edible fare. Hot sandwiches and
|
||
pitas. Nothing that an empanada from Enrique’s wouldn’t put to
|
||
shame. But they look hot and steamy, and of great comfort to
|
||
anybody who might be hungry and cold. There are a few fire
|
||
pits, next to which there are long benches with blankets,
|
||
where you might sit and warm up for a bit.</p>
|
||
<p>The gondola lift ends here, and does not continue up to the
|
||
mountain any further. The cloud steps are the most common way
|
||
to get up to the peak, and to the Runesocesius. But you’re
|
||
pretty sure one or two of the stalls here offers balloon rides
|
||
up to the peak for thrill seekers and for those with
|
||
accessibility needs.</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>“I think you already know I’m interested in neither bread
|
||
nor cheese, the second of which I certainly did not ask for
|
||
yet you tried to offer in your hasty pretence.” Inky smiles
|
||
thinly at the toques.</p>
|
||
<p>Taking out a small bag of gold coins and weighing it slowly
|
||
on one hand to the sound of coins clinking inside the pouch,
|
||
Inky continues, “Speak, answer our questions frankly and you
|
||
will be rewarded. The hotelier up there need not know. Breathe
|
||
a word of our little chat to another soul, however …” Inky’s
|
||
gaze cut briefly to four snow ravens perched atop a spiral
|
||
lamp post and back, “and you will learn the meaning of
|
||
disappearing without a trace.”</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Bread looks confused. You are starting to believe it is
|
||
their default expression. “So, you <em>don’t</em> want no
|
||
chee—”</p>
|
||
<p>“Our only desire is to help!” Confidence hastily
|
||
interrupts. He smiles pleasingly. “We are your guides! Not
|
||
just physically up the steps, but in all things here on Kelsun
|
||
Peak. You have but to ask, and if it is within our power to
|
||
give it, it will be yours! We are but humble ser—”</p>
|
||
<p>And just then Confidence is also suddenly interrupted. A
|
||
thundering boom like a canon sounds from somewhere nearby,
|
||
followed quickly by an explosion somewhere up above. Snow
|
||
ravens fly off in all directions in a panic. The sound ripples
|
||
through the mountaintop, rattling the ground on which you
|
||
stand. A bunch of small rocks and two large boulders shake
|
||
loose from the mountainside. Shoppers and travelers shout and
|
||
duck for cover as they are pelted by the scree. One of the
|
||
large boulder bounces clear over the station and plummets down
|
||
the side of the mountain before disappearing into the cloud
|
||
ocean below. The second one falls straight toward the
|
||
platform. A vendor selling wreaths and candles dives out of
|
||
the way as his stall is crushed by the boulder. A bench is
|
||
toppled over, spilling its blankets into the fire pit, and
|
||
catches fire, quickly spreading to another nearby stall.</p>
|
||
<p>Bread looks up at the sky, confused. You see a thin line of
|
||
black smoke starting to rise up into the sky from over the
|
||
ridge where the Runesocesius lies. Confidence shouts, and you
|
||
see him pointing at the sea, where a balloonship is rising up
|
||
out of the cloud bank, sailing quickly toward you and the
|
||
summit of Kelsun Peak.</p>
|
||
<p>It resembles a seafaring ship, but instead of masts and
|
||
sails, it has two large, colorful, patchwork balloons that
|
||
provide it lift. A large fan on a pivot at the rear of the
|
||
ship provides thrust. As you watch, it fires a second
|
||
canon—that <em>is</em> what the sound was!—nearly straight up,
|
||
arcing up and over the peak at Palace Runesocesius.</p>
|
||
<p>The crew of the ship bustle around on the deck of the ship,
|
||
reloading the canons, firing the balloons, shouting, giving
|
||
and following orders.</p>
|
||
<p>“Cyberplasms,” groans Confidence, and Bread whimpers. Alex,
|
||
that quiet, dull, static roar that has been constantly
|
||
tickling the back of your head ever since you found that
|
||
dagger seems to rise in pitch and in tone. It conveys a sense
|
||
of urgency, of warning. You can <em>almost</em> hear a
|
||
desperate voice behind the static fuzz cautioning you,
|
||
“Evil…”</p>
|
||
<p>The only corporeal element of the crew are their cybernetic
|
||
enhancements. A mechanical leg. A synthetic eye. A claw, a
|
||
hook, a hand. An arm canon. Almost all of them have more than
|
||
one, some as many as 3 or 5. The cybernetic pieces of each
|
||
individual crew member are held together by plasmic energy
|
||
arcs, crackling blue and green. And surrounding the bioware
|
||
and the plasmic arcs of each crew member, like a blanket or a
|
||
cocoon, is the translucent, wavering, ghostly form of some
|
||
humanoid long-dead.</p>
|
||
<p>The figure standing on the deck surveying the work of the
|
||
rest of the crew—presumably the captain—has a synthetic eye
|
||
rotating freely, 360 degrees in all directions, inside its
|
||
skull-like head; a bulky arm canon; and a thin robotic leg
|
||
terminating in a thick boot. Plasmic blasts arc through its
|
||
core, sometimes disrupting and glitching its ghostly body.</p>
|
||
<p>The captain raises its arm canon and shouts to the crew.
|
||
Its voice carried on the breeze sounds like something
|
||
otherworldly rising slowly from the murky deep. “Fire the
|
||
canon, boys! And fire up the balloons! Drop the ballast! That
|
||
crystal is <em>ours!</em>”</p>
|
||
<p>It happens very quickly: the ship ascends to the summit and
|
||
soon is firing grappling hooks at it to pull themselves in and
|
||
breach the walls of the hotel.</p>
|
||
<p>Bread looks at you, wide-eyed and trembling. They let loose
|
||
a pitiful wail and turn and start running up the steps.
|
||
“Bread!” Confidence yells after them. They cast a backward
|
||
glance at you. “I’ve got to help Bread! We’ve got to save the
|
||
hotel!” And they give chase to their fellow toque, bounding up
|
||
the cloudstuff steps.</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<p><a
|
||
href="https://framalistes.org/sympa/arc/tildepals/2022-12/msg00203.html">www</a></p>
|
||
]]>
|
||
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|
||
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|
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<item>
|
||
<title>38</title>
|
||
<author>dozens@tilde.team (dozens)</author>
|
||
<guid isPermaLink="false">38 - Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:30:25
|
||
-0700</guid>
|
||
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:30:35 -0700</pubDate>
|
||
<description>
|
||
<![CDATA[
|
||
<h3 id="00038">00038</h3>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>The mission, party-wise, had been an abject failure.</p>
|
||
<p>They had found the crystal, and Master Corraidhín had
|
||
vanished. Inky wasn’t sure which was worse — the appalling
|
||
lack of water-resistant fireworks surrounding the
|
||
disappearance, or the bears’ ceaseless waterworks in grief
|
||
over their ghostly counterparts. Said bears plus a giant manta
|
||
ray were eventually left with the remains of Inky’s two snack
|
||
stashes. (The third was back on the <em>Diamond Howler</em>.)
|
||
The crystal was currently securely hidden away inside the Milk
|
||
Market, which was for the best. Inky was not about to drag
|
||
around an inedible melon that could potentially level entire
|
||
cities, if the wizard’s hints about its power were true. The
|
||
crystal-retrieval missions were a cover anyway — Inky had
|
||
gotten what they were looking for. The equipment and
|
||
provisions sponsored by the Benefactor were a handy bonus
|
||
though.</p>
|
||
<p>Inside the tent, Inky adds the finishing flourishes to a
|
||
package and places it to one side, next to two others of a
|
||
similar size and a thin envelope already piled inside a padded
|
||
sack on the ground. The client should be pleased. It had taken
|
||
longer, but the result had been worth the additional hassle.
|
||
The envelope, on the other hand … who knew what had become of
|
||
the previous one, sent in an impulsive fit of post-dive haze
|
||
once the ship had docked at the port town. Donning a grey
|
||
fedora, a worn light brown jacket, a flask kettle and a wooden
|
||
box with carrying straps, Inky the “Tiny” tea seller leisurely
|
||
sets off for the post office, sack in hand.</p>
|
||
<p>It was still a bit strange — if less shocking than the
|
||
first time it happened — to speak in rabbiton with the
|
||
postmistress at the counter, although Inky couldn’t actually
|
||
detect any significant differences from the common tongue
|
||
besides occasionally being reminded they shouldn’t be able to
|
||
understand the sounds at all. Rabbiton or rabbitoff, hare mail
|
||
couriers are among the fastest across Basmentaria and will
|
||
ensure any parcels and letters arrive at their recipients in a
|
||
timely manner. Due to their broad network and high delivery
|
||
confidence, letters without return addresses were no issue;
|
||
they can deliver with a valid recipient address, which they
|
||
are able to verify from an extensive series of registries and
|
||
course codes before taking the item. So it was that one such
|
||
envelope containing yet another somewhat unusual recipe was
|
||
promptly delivered to the Milk Market’s ground floor on a
|
||
blustery Boltday afternoon.</p>
|
||
<p>Postage done, Inky wanders through one of the city’s
|
||
seedier districts, peddling cups of hot tea along the way.
|
||
This had become a daily routine for a little over a month
|
||
since the Sugrin Sea mission (longer and more sporadically
|
||
before that whenever the imp was in the city), including a
|
||
spontaneous fifteen-minute “Tiny Teatime” held in open areas
|
||
such as small parks, or occasionally in a back alley between
|
||
several crowded residences. The tea happening had initially
|
||
been a whimsical response to <em>Teatime with Tanokuma</em>
|
||
and still regularly attracted children when iced drinks were
|
||
served during the summertime.</p>
|
||
<p>Rows of slightly crooked houses sandwiched among acacia
|
||
trees line a narrow, winding lane. Inky passes the elderly
|
||
playing tabula surrounded by a small group of onlookers,
|
||
people chewing on sweet lemongrass or peeling vegetables,
|
||
hanging up laundry on colourful lines made of scrap rags,
|
||
children laughing and chasing soapy bubbles with wands
|
||
dripping from laundry water, and all sorts of activity that
|
||
made houses into homes. Many of them were frank about not
|
||
having any spare coins for extras like speciality teas brewed
|
||
“just like them shops”, but gladly accepted a steaming bamboo
|
||
cup upon realising they needn’t pay, if sometimes a little
|
||
suspiciously at first. Instead of coin, they held a rich font
|
||
of stories, local legends, folk remedies, cooking methods,
|
||
insider tip-offs and rumours, which they were often eager to
|
||
impart to an attentive audience.</p>
|
||
<p>Some of the passer-by were always in a hurry, downing the
|
||
tea as though it were a shot of hard liquor before retrieving
|
||
a handful of loose coins from a pocket or sock. When Inky
|
||
smiled and told them there was no charge, most would return a
|
||
puzzled look or uncertain smile, or roll their eyes, and drop
|
||
a copper coin into a slot on the lid of the box anyway. A few
|
||
had promptly walked off wordlessly with snickering faces, as
|
||
though they had gotten away with something clever. Regardless,
|
||
it was one of the best ways to see and observe a bustling
|
||
metropolis. No one took any particular notice of young urchins
|
||
and vendors selling refreshments, flowers and various trinkets
|
||
on the streets.</p>
|
||
<p>Likewise no one witnessed a tea seller pause near one of
|
||
the windows at the back of Enrique’s Empanada Emporium late in
|
||
the day. For a while they watch the chef within in action,
|
||
clearly in his element, before reluctantly pulling away and
|
||
retreating quietly up the stairs to the second floor. They
|
||
should wash up and see if their marketing manager is in the
|
||
mood for some takeout and Terrapin Ale this evening.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p>Background: Alex isn’t young, but in comparison to his
|
||
whizzened uncle Corraidhin he’s the depiction of youth. He has
|
||
jet black hair and alert blue eyes, and a quiet serenity about
|
||
him that gives one pause, as though he’s constantly
|
||
calculating. He gives into his passions quickly however, and
|
||
becomes rather animated when his emotions break loose. He’ll
|
||
be the first to curse his uncle for his foolish endeavors,
|
||
never quite understanding the sysorcerer’s way. Early in life,
|
||
after the death of his parents, Corraidhin took him under his
|
||
wing and tried in vain to teach him the ways of magical
|
||
systems administration. Much to Corraidhin, it only resulted
|
||
in damaged systems, and a rift with his nephew.</p>
|
||
<p>It took years to recover from that, but eventually the two
|
||
grew close again, though distant nonetheless. That closeness
|
||
reflects itself in the situation Alex finds himself in now, a
|
||
mysterious alert from some overly contrived magical system,
|
||
ruining his perfectly good winning streak. It’s not that he
|
||
was necessary bad at all of that stuff, it just, wasn’t as
|
||
much fun as gambling. And it certainly wasn’t as exhillerating
|
||
as writing malware.</p>
|
||
<p>Breaking into a system, smashing it to bites and pieces,
|
||
watching the carefully wrought design burn in amber and green,
|
||
now THAT was magic.</p>
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<p>META: Alex is like Corraidhin in some aspects, he’s
|
||
younger, more brash, more given to whim and fancy. He’s
|
||
somewhat greedy and craven, attracted to riches far too
|
||
easily. He’s a passionate gambler, not due to his skill, but
|
||
by virtue of his ability to distract and confuse, which gives
|
||
him a delightful edge. Some would call it lucky, but he calls
|
||
it subterfuge. He has some sysorcerer skills, nothing quite as
|
||
flexible as Corraidhin, but he delightfully wreaks havoc with
|
||
worms, scrapers, ransom & spyware. If he can’t bypass
|
||
something, he’ll delightfully destroy it. If he can’t break
|
||
in, he’ll distract someone or something so he can slip by.</p>
|
||
<p>(Think rogue + illusion magic, where Corraidhin is straight
|
||
Wizard)</p>
|
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<p>Introduction: Kev, just give it to me straight, the hell
|
||
does this Deadman’s trigger mean. You can’t have a service
|
||
like that flap, it’s a boolean, you’re either dead or your
|
||
not. And don’t try to lie to me, I’m not some project managing
|
||
schmuck, you know full and well Uncle Corraidhin taught me. I
|
||
know enough to tell when you’re lying.</p>
|
||
<p>(Kevin) Ah, well, umm. Yes I suppose that’s true. You can’t
|
||
be dead and not. It’s just not an option. But Zabbix doesn’t
|
||
lie! It’s what monitors your Uncle’s life force, the state of
|
||
his infrastructure so to speak. Look check your own, there’s
|
||
nothing to indicate any issue with you, but your uncle’s
|
||
fluxuates consistently. None of his other state checks are
|
||
failing though! So it could just be a problem with his
|
||
Deadman’s trigger code.</p>
|
||
<p>Absolutely not. Corraidhin might be a flighty fool, but
|
||
he’s not someone who would deploy faulty code to production.
|
||
There’s no way in hell it would get past his linter, let alone
|
||
all of the QA he does before it even gets that far. Look, what
|
||
the hell did you drag him into, you know exactly what he gets
|
||
up to, just point me in his direction so I can get this shit
|
||
over with.</p>
|
||
<p>(Kevin) Hmm, he didn’t really want me to talk about it, but
|
||
last I saw him, he was babbling on and on about some magical
|
||
Json sword or something. I couldn’t quite keep up with it.</p>
|
||
<p>You were trying to get him to buy into KDL again weren’t
|
||
you?</p>
|
||
<p>(Kevin) It’s a good language I swear, and if your uncle had
|
||
just.. (Alex cuts him off)</p>
|
||
<p>Hush it. What did the sword look like, where was he
|
||
headed?</p>
|
||
<p>(Kevin) <em>sigh</em> it was large, with a ruby hilt, and a
|
||
magical eye of some sort. I’m certain if you just ask around
|
||
you’ll find it. Just ask about the sysorcerer who mutters to
|
||
his sword, that’s how the poor bastard is remembered around
|
||
here these days.</p>
|
||
<p>With this information Alex departed the Sysorcerer’s guild
|
||
in search of his Uncle. As he asked around town, people shied
|
||
away. Nasty business talking about that one, they’d tell him.
|
||
A few mentioned something about an attack, and a dagger and
|
||
bloodlust the likes of which they’d only heard from the bard
|
||
at their local tavern. None of this sounded like the Uncle he
|
||
remembered, but he followed the trail until it lead him to the
|
||
Milk Maid.</p>
|
||
<p>As Alex checked around for someone, anyone who seemed to be
|
||
in the know, he spotted Inky, serving tea as she watched the
|
||
ongoings at the Empanada shop near the Milk Maid.</p>
|
||
<p>Excuse me, miss? You wouldn’t have happened to seen my
|
||
Uncle, he’s an old whizened fellow. Constantly harrumphs and
|
||
goes on and on endlessly about some magical script, or how
|
||
much he hates the School of Powershell. I haven’t been able to
|
||
find him, and I’ve been looking all over the city for the
|
||
better part of 3 days. Note even his best friend Kevin at the
|
||
Sysorcer’s guild knew where he was, and I’m just, I’m at a bit
|
||
of a loss..</p>
|
||
<p><em>sigh</em> I’m sorry to just unload on your like that.
|
||
If you don’t know him that’s okay, I’d be happy to pay for a
|
||
cup of tea for your time.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<blockquote>
|
||
<p><em>(Two days prior)</em></p>
|
||
<p>An office, barely illuminated by the glow of a moonstone
|
||
lamp.</p>
|
||
<p>An elf attired in red silk dress robes with a shimmering
|
||
pattern of butterflies, a red floral picture hat and matching
|
||
high heel boots lounged in the visitor’s chair in front of a
|
||
heavy wooden desk. The charms dangling from her wrist circlets
|
||
tinkled as she reached for a teacup. A silver tray was placed
|
||
to one side of the desk with a pot of maghrebi francus, two
|
||
porcelain cups and a bowl of sugar cubes. The remaining
|
||
surface was mostly covered by a map of Basmentaria, the
|
||
moonstone lamp and a short stack of books. Behind the desk sat
|
||
an imp in a midnight blue suit, a dart pen balanced on the
|
||
edge of two fingers of one hand, while the other tapped a
|
||
silent rhythm on the pineapple leather armrest.</p>
|
||
<p>The lady in dress robes spoke first. “I made some
|
||
inquiries. That sysorcerer acquaintance of yours seems to be
|
||
stuck in some sort of spatial-temporal loop. The anomalies are
|
||
usually salvageable given time and expert attention. His
|
||
nephew is out looking for him now.” She hands the imp a sheet
|
||
with a drawing of a pensive but bright-eyed young man with
|
||
dark hair, and several lines of notes below. “How are things
|
||
at your end?”</p>
|
||
<p>“The situation is tenable for the moment. One checked,
|
||
another disengaged. Between the wizard and bard, Blackfoot
|
||
will think twice before making any more untoward moves. One of
|
||
the waiters at the club said the bard gave him a little
|
||
dressing-down after the stabbing. He was practically shaking
|
||
in his boots by the end of it.”</p>
|
||
<p>The elf laughed. “I read your earlier missive. Slipping a
|
||
catalyst into a milk pudding to stir up a bloodthirsty sword?
|
||
I guess you were pretty sure the thirst wouldn’t get out of
|
||
hand and kill the hobbit outright.”</p>
|
||
<p>“Not entirely, but the good wizard would fight it with
|
||
considerable strength of will. That guild of his may be full
|
||
of white hats too busy with their petty squabbling over
|
||
semantics to see trouble looming until it smacked them in
|
||
their faces, but they have their principles and will not give
|
||
in easily when challenged.” The imp grimaced. “An unpleasant
|
||
matter but arguably a necessity. It was only a matter of time
|
||
before the cursed sword would find itself a target. May as
|
||
well put evil to good use.”</p>
|
||
<p>“You did what you had to do, Ink. And that sailor with the
|
||
gold eye?”</p>
|
||
<p>“Met with an unfortunate … accident. Securing the crystal
|
||
would have been sufficient, but the horkosgrampus weren’t
|
||
terribly impressed with him. The Benefactor should be
|
||
relieved. Men of their ilk would sooner sell to the highest
|
||
bidder.” The pen twirled in their hand once, twice, before
|
||
pausing with the nib pointing downward at a spot on the map.
|
||
The imp continued, “All the more reason to move as soon as the
|
||
young man finds his uncle. Kelsun Peak, most likely.”</p>
|
||
<p>“Right. I’ll let the others know if anything happens.” She
|
||
rose to her heels in a whisper of brocade silks. “Do you want
|
||
an antidote for … ?” She gestured with a slim, graceful hand
|
||
framed in delicate strands of the gold bracelets towards her
|
||
companion.</p>
|
||
<p>The imp inclined their head slightly in grateful
|
||
acknowledgement. “No need. The condition is relatively
|
||
harmless and reversing the effects now might raise suspicion.
|
||
The postmistress at the Hutcheon Lane branch of Leplus Post
|
||
was very tickled by it.”</p>
|
||
<p>“I see. So that’s how it is.” she replied with undisguised
|
||
mirth. The imp ignored her smirk. “Please see to it the
|
||
preparations are carried out. The fate of your beloved
|
||
operetta house may well depend upon it.”</p>
|
||
<p>“You would never!” The elven lady exclaimed in mock
|
||
affront. “No, I wouldn’t, even though it is the bane of all
|
||
fine glassware. However, if the crystals came to less
|
||
discerning hands …” They shared a solemn look before the elf
|
||
nodded and swept out of the room, leaving the cloying scent of
|
||
violets in her path.</p>
|
||
<p>~</p>
|
||
<p>Inky gestures wordlessly for the young wizard to follow
|
||
them upstairs to the second floor of the Milk Market, heading
|
||
straight for the room at one end of a long hallway.</p>
|
||
<p>As Inky enters, their small and fluffy marketing manager
|
||
pops its head out of the wooden tub of water standing to one
|
||
side of the room. “We have a visitor!” Inky cheerfully tells
|
||
the duck. Their marketing manager looks back at them both and
|
||
says, “QUACK!”</p>
|
||
<p>Inky turns back to the young man with a smile. “Please have
|
||
a seat. How may we address you? Tea? No charge for Master
|
||
Corraidhín’s nephew, of course.”</p>
|
||
<p>Once seated on some cushions thrown over a slightly ratty
|
||
tartan rug and having poured out a steaming cup of mandarin
|
||
pekoe for each of them, Inky begins, “So, about your uncle.
|
||
The good news is, we know him. The bad news is, we knew him.”
|
||
They then proceed to recount the events of their latest
|
||
mission at the site of a shipwreck out in the Sugrin Sea, and
|
||
the elder sysorcerer’s disappearance.</p>
|
||
</blockquote>
|
||
<p>Prelude:</p>
|
||
<p>A fringe movement of lunatic paleornithologists and
|
||
crackpots of various other professions has slowly been gaining
|
||
traction over the last few decades. The movement was born when
|
||
the enterprising Modern Fuchsia, at the time a budding young
|
||
scientist on a dig yearning to make a name for himself, found
|
||
the fossil of a modern feathered bird—probably some kind of
|
||
swallow—alongside a theropod, that variety of dinosaur widely
|
||
accepted to be the ancestor of modern birds. Faced with what
|
||
he believed to be irrefutable evidence of a modern descendant
|
||
coexisting alongside its own ancient ancestor, Fuchsia arrived
|
||
at the only conclusion he was capable of making: Birds Are Not
|
||
Dinosaurs. And thus BAND came into being.</p>
|
||
<p>Ever since, Fuschia and his BANDits have spent considerable
|
||
amounts of time and energy attending conferences and
|
||
publishing papers, pouting and demanding to be taken seriously
|
||
by the wider scientific community. A community which, if it
|
||
pays them any attention at all, merely mocks and ridicules
|
||
their crackpot theories.</p>
|
||
<p>Modern Fuschia is of course wrong. But neither he nor his
|
||
BANDits know how dangerously close he came to the actual
|
||
truth.</p>
|
||
<p>For much, much deeper in the shadowy fringes of
|
||
paleornithology, there is a clandestine operation called BATT.
|
||
And only BATT knows the actual explanation for how a modern
|
||
descendant might coexist alongside its own ancestor. Birds Are
|
||
Time Travelers.</p>
|
||
<p>In the far future when birds are the dominant intelligent
|
||
life on Basmentaria, they do indeed invent time travel. The
|
||
end result was catastrophic and is the real reason that the
|
||
dinosaurs went extinct.</p>
|
||
<p>It is a common misconception that barn swallows are the
|
||
most common and widespread species of swallow. That
|
||
distinction in fact belongs to the <em>time swallow</em>.
|
||
Although—if you’re lucky—you’ll never actually see one. Since
|
||
the Incident, the secret agents of BATT have vowed never again
|
||
to interfere with or try to alter the time stream. Nor to
|
||
allow anyone else to. The time swallows are special bred,
|
||
special trained, appearing wherever and whenever an anomaly
|
||
appears to remove it and restore the proper timeline. The tiny
|
||
birds quite literally swallow, consume, and destroy anything
|
||
that meddles with time.</p>
|
||
<p>At their headquarters, in the present day, BATT Director
|
||
Purple Martin is delivering a report to his superior. Martin
|
||
has a throaty and rich voice of which he is self-conscious in
|
||
the presence of his superior’s persistent silence.</p>
|
||
<p>“We have successfully extracted the sysorcerer and have
|
||
repaired the anomaly. The subject is currently under the care
|
||
of Felixe and is expected to make a full recovery. In his
|
||
possession were a couple of interesting artifacts. One Class C
|
||
sentient object, a sword. And a piece of exotica of unknown
|
||
origin. Our researchers so far suspect that it is a sort of
|
||
reliquary containing both elemental and divine arcana. The
|
||
xot’s physical manifestation—a crystalline ore—thus far
|
||
prevents us from determining the precise identity of the
|
||
arcana.”</p>
|
||
<p>Director Purple Martin is delivering this report to a
|
||
lanky, thin man folded into an armchair. He wears thin, wire
|
||
spectacles with round lenses, and dangles a walking stick over
|
||
the arm of the chair as he sits. He interrupts Martin with a
|
||
rare utterance. “The reliquary. I shall like to see it.”</p>
|
||
<p>Now then:</p>
|
||
<p>Retrieval Team 43 welcomes Alex into their ranks even as
|
||
they mourn the loss of Corraidhín the Wizened.</p>
|
||
<p>It starts off as a somber affair at Lucy’s as you all sit
|
||
around your regular table, ensconced and wedged into a corner
|
||
surrounded on two sides by the red velvet curtains that line
|
||
the walls.</p>
|
||
<p>But then the hobbit joins you.</p>
|
||
<p>Blavin Blandfoot orders a round of drinks in tribute to
|
||
Corraidhín. And then another round of drinks to welcome his
|
||
nephew Alex. “A family affair, is it not!” And then another
|
||
round of drinks because he is thirsty.</p>
|
||
<p>The hobbit is in high spirits, brimming with flair and good
|
||
cheer. His arm is fully healed from the attack over a month
|
||
ago at this very table. His fond memories and frequent toasts
|
||
to the sysorcerer make no reference to the incident.</p>
|
||
<p>“The Benefactor is immensely pleased with your performance
|
||
so far!” He punches a new hole in your Frequent Retrieval
|
||
cards. “You are one step closer to winning a FABULOUS PRIZE! I
|
||
don’t mind telling you I’m a little jealous. Assuming you go
|
||
the distance, of course. I mean who doesn’t love hot dogs and
|
||
hot tubs!” He winks conspiratorially at you. “To say nothing
|
||
of actually getting to meet the Benefactor! Just imagine!”</p>
|
||
<p>After a few more drinks he eventually clears a space on the
|
||
table and rolls out a map of Basmentaria. “We once again have
|
||
two reports of a crystal spotting!” He jabs a finger at the
|
||
mountain range in northern Primora. “The first, as you know,
|
||
has been reported by the zephynos high atop Kelsun Peak.”</p>
|
||
<p>“The second,” his voice quivers with excitement. He looks
|
||
up at you wide-eyed and gestures away from the map into open
|
||
space. “Is on the moon!”</p>
|
||
<p>Seated a couple tables away from you is the same trio who
|
||
were present the last time you all met here: a dusty groll, a
|
||
matted gnu, and a curious Ornithologer. The observant among
|
||
you, if you happened to look, would notice that the
|
||
Ornithologer wears a pinkish purplish red armband with the
|
||
word BAND on it. They listen to your proceedings with great
|
||
interest while trying really hard to look like they’re not
|
||
listening. After Blavin’s final proclamation, the trio
|
||
finishes their drinks, stands, and starts to leave the dining
|
||
room.</p>
|
||
<p>WHAT DO YOU DO</p>
|
||
<ul>
|
||
<li>Do you give the second crystal to Blavin?</li>
|
||
<li>Do you choose to go to Kelsun Peak, or to the moon?</li>
|
||
<li>Who is the Lady in Red and what does she want?</li>
|
||
<li>Will Corraidhín recover in the care of Felixe?</li>
|
||
<li>Who does the Director of BATT report to and what do they
|
||
want with the 1st Crystal?</li>
|
||
<li>What’s the deal with the Ornithologer’s Trio?</li>
|
||
<li>Who left you the note signed with an iris and apple?</li>
|
||
</ul>
|
||
<p>Find out next time on BASEMENT QUEST</p>
|
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|
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