# my story #

## in the beginning ##

i was walking down the street and things were bad

## and then ##

I saw a bear! and i tried to run away, and I did bad. so i did not evade the bear, in fact i tripped and fell!

## and so

and so i tried to appeal to reason, and i the bear paused and i got to get away, but i sprained my ankle! and had to hide behind a dumpster for 3 hours until it went away

## eventually

I finally got to the library and was able to return my books, but the books were so overdue, that the feral librarians sold me into indentured servitude

## later

I was toiling away at the hobbit's potato farm. and i made a plan to escape. but the farmer's daughter found out, and threatened to tell if I dind't take her with me.

so under the cover of night, we tried to escape, but were captured by orcs, who planned eat us during the Festival of the Blood Moon