adjust the connector word percentage

README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+![jaggedpill](jaggedpill.jpg)
+
+# Jagged Pill
+
+Jagged Pill is a webserver that responds to any request with a generated
+HTML page containing random text and links. The generator is tuned to be very
+nonsensical, but ends up creating some weirdly strange and poetic prose...
+keep following links to find more!
+
+I use this as an AI scraper labyrinth (or poison pill), with the following NGINX config:
+
+```
+# No AI Bots
+if ($http_user_agent ~* '(AIBot|AnotherBot|YetAnotherBot)') {
+    rewrite ^(.*)$ /clank/$1;
+}
+
+location /clank/ {
+    rewrite ^/clank/(.*)$ $1 break;
+    proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;
+    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $remote_addr;
+    proxy_set_header Host $http_host;
+    proxy_pass http://localhost:4791;
+}
+```

go.mod

@@ -2,14 +2,4 @@ module jaggedpill
 
 go 1.22.1
 
-require (
+require github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0
-	github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0
-	github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0
-)
-
-require (
-	github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db // indirect
-	github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 // indirect
-	golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0 // indirect
-	golang.org/x/term v0.28.0 // indirect
-)

go.sum

@@ -1,24 +1,2 @@
-github.com/chengxilo/virtualterm v1.0.4 h1:Z6IpERbRVlfB8WkOmtbHiDbBANU7cimRIof7mk9/PwM=
-github.com/chengxilo/virtualterm v1.0.4/go.mod h1:DyxxBZz/x1iqJjFxTFcr6/x+jSpqN0iwWCOK1q10rlY=
-github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1 h1:vj9j/u1bqnvCEfJOwUhtlOARqs3+rkHYY13jYWTU97c=
-github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1/go.mod h1:J7Y8YcW2NihsgmVo/mv3lAwl/skON4iLHjSsI+c5H38=
-github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16 h1:E5ScNMtiwvlvB5paMFdw9p4kSQzbXFikJ5SQO6TULQc=
-github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16/go.mod h1:Jdepj2loyihRzMpdS35Xk/zdY8IAYHsh153qUoGf23w=
-github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db h1:62I3jR2EmQ4l5rM/4FEfDWcRD+abF5XlKShorW5LRoQ=
-github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db/go.mod h1:l0dey0ia/Uv7NcFFVbCLtqEBQbrT4OCwCSKTEv6enCw=
 github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0 h1:o1ascnB1CIVzsqlfArQQjeMy1U0NcIbBO5rfd5E/OeU=
 github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0/go.mod h1:f2faGsfOGOwc1p94wzHKKZyTpcJUW7OJ/9U4yfiNAOU=
-github.com/pmezard/go-difflib v1.0.0 h1:4DBwDE0NGyQoBHbLQYPwSUPoCMWR5BEzIk/f1lZbAQM=
-github.com/pmezard/go-difflib v1.0.0/go.mod h1:iKH77koFhYxTK1pcRnkKkqfTogsbg7gZNVY4sRDYZ/4=
-github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 h1:WUdvkW8uEhrYfLC4ZzdpI2ztxP1I582+49Oc5Mq64VQ=
-github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7/go.mod h1:FN3SvrM+Zdj16jyLfmOkMNblXMcoc8DfTHruCPUcx88=
-github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0 h1:uXdoHABRFmNIjUfte/Ex7WtuyVslrw2wVPQmCN62HpA=
-github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0/go.mod h1:IsO3lpbaGuzh8zIMzgY3+J8l4C8GjO0Y9S69eFvNsec=
-github.com/stretchr/testify v1.9.0 h1:HtqpIVDClZ4nwg75+f6Lvsy/wHu+3BoSGCbBAcpTsTg=
-github.com/stretchr/testify v1.9.0/go.mod h1:r2ic/lqez/lEtzL7wO/rwa5dbSLXVDPFyf8C91i36aY=
-golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0 h1:TPYlXGxvx1MGTn2GiZDhnjPA9wZzZeGKHHmKhHYvgaU=
-golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0/go.mod h1:/VUhepiaJMQUp4+oa/7Zr1D23ma6VTLIYjOOTFZPUcA=
-golang.org/x/term v0.28.0 h1:/Ts8HFuMR2E6IP/jlo7QVLZHggjKQbhu/7H0LJFr3Gg=
-golang.org/x/term v0.28.0/go.mod h1:Sw/lC2IAUZ92udQNf3WodGtn4k/XoLyZoh8v/8uiwek=
-gopkg.in/yaml.v3 v3.0.1 h1:fxVm/GzAzEWqLHuvctI91KS9hhNmmWOoWu0XTYJS7CA=
-gopkg.in/yaml.v3 v3.0.1/go.mod h1:K4uyk7z7BCEPqu6E+C64Yfv1cQ7kz7rIZviUmN+EgEM=

main.go

@@ -3,13 +3,11 @@ package main
 import (
 	"fmt"
 	"github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2"
-	"github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3"
 	"io"
 	"math/rand"
 	"net/http"
 	"os"
 	"path/filepath"
-	"slices"
 	"strings"
 	"text/template"
 	"time"
@@ -69,7 +67,6 @@ func main() {
 var fileFolder = "html_pages"
 
 var wordTree PocketGraph = isShePervertedLikeMe()
-var distances DelusionGraph = weAllHadDelusions(wordTree)
 
 // youOughtaKnow returns an HTTP handler that processes requests.
 func youOughtaKnow() http.Handler {
@@ -345,7 +342,7 @@ func iDontWannaBeTheFiller() string {
 	paragraph := strings.Join(sentences, " ")
 
 	// Should paragraph contain link?
-	if rand.Float64() < 0.5 {
+	if rand.Float64() < 0.7 {
 		// Pick two or three words out of the paragraph
 		words := strings.Fields(paragraph)
 		if len(words) < 2 {
@@ -384,7 +381,7 @@ func thanksForYourPatience() (string, error) {
 		return fmt.Sprintf("Error calculating size of file folder %s: %v\n", fileFolder, err), err
 	}
 
-	if size > 10*1024*1024 { // If the size of the folder is greater than 10 MB
+	if size > 10*1024*1024 { // If the size of the folder is greater than 100 MB
 		// If the file is older than the average file age, delete it
 		err = filepath.Walk(fileFolder, func(_ string, info os.FileInfo, err error) error {
 			if err != nil {
@@ -427,11 +424,7 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	}
 
 	// read words.txt into a list
-	longmanBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/longman9000.txt")
+	wordsBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/jaggedpill.txt")
-	jaggedLittlePillBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/jaggedlittlepill.txt")
-
-	wordsBytes := append(longmanBytes, jaggedLittlePillBytes...)
-
 	if err != nil {
 		fmt.Println("Error reading words.txt:", err)
 	}
@@ -440,7 +433,7 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	tree := make(PocketGraph)
 
 	for _, word := range ConnectionWords {
-		var percentageOfWords float64 = 0.02
+		var percentageOfWords float64 = 0.005
 		var numberOfConnections = float64(len(words)) * percentageOfWords
 		for j := 0; j < int(numberOfConnections); j++ {
 			randomWord := words[rand.Intn(len(words))]
@@ -465,7 +458,7 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 		// connect word to connector words?
 		shouldConnect := rand.Intn(2) == 0
 		if shouldConnect {
-			numConnectionWords := rand.Intn(2) + 1
+			numConnectionWords := rand.Intn(len(ConnectionWords)) + 1 // Random number of connection words between 1 and 3
 			for j := 0; j < numConnectionWords; j++ {
 				connectionWord := ConnectionWords[rand.Intn(len(ConnectionWords))]
 				tree[word] = append(tree[word], connectionWord)
@@ -475,50 +468,6 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	return tree
 }
 
-type DelusionGraph map[string]map[string]int
-
-func weAllHadDelusions(m PocketGraph) DelusionGraph {
-	distances := make(DelusionGraph)
-
-	bar := progressbar.Default(int64(len(m)*len(m)), "Calculating distances...")
-
-	// Initialize distances for each word
-	for word := range m {
-		distances[word] = make(map[string]int)
-		for otherWord := range m {
-			if word == otherWord {
-				distances[word][otherWord] = 0 // Distance to itself is 0
-			} else if slices.Contains(m[word], otherWord) {
-				distances[word][otherWord] = 1 // Direct connection
-			}
-			bar.Add(1)
-		}
-	}
-
-	for word, linkedWords := range m {
-		for _, linkedWord := range linkedWords {
-			if _, exists := distances[word][linkedWord]; !exists {
-				distances[word][linkedWord] = 1 // Direct connection
-			}
-			for otherWord, distance := range distances[linkedWord] {
-				if otherWord == word {
-					continue // Skip self-distance
-				}
-				if _, exists := distances[word][otherWord]; !exists {
-					distances[word][otherWord] = distance + 1 // Update distance
-				} else {
-					// If the distance is shorter, update it
-					if distance+1 < distances[word][otherWord] {
-						distances[word][otherWord] = distance + 1
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
-	return distances
-}
-
 // forgiveMeLove generates N random words from the tree
 func (m PocketGraph) forgiveMeLove(n int) Words {
 	if n <= 0 {
@@ -528,49 +477,18 @@ func (m PocketGraph) forgiveMeLove(n int) Words {
 	// Create a slice to hold the random words
 	randomWords := make(Words, 0, n)
 
-	// Pick 30% of N words out of the tree at random
+	// Generate N random words from the tree
-	numWords := int(float64(n) * 0.3)
+	word := m[iWentToYourHouse(m)] // Start with a random word from the tree
-	for i := 0; i < numWords; i++ {
+	for i := 0; i < n-1; i++ {
-		randomWord := iWentToYourHouse(m)
+		if len(word) == 0 {
-		if randomWord == "" {
-			continue // Skip if the word is empty
-		}
-		randomWords = append(randomWords, randomWord)
-	}
-
-	// Connect the randomWords together using words that are linked to them, refering to distance
-
-	for i := 0; i < len(randomWords) && len(randomWords) <= n; i++ {
-		if len(randomWords) >= n {
 			break
 		}
-		if len(randomWords[i]) == 0 {
+		random := rand.Intn(len(word))
-			continue // Skip empty words
+		nextWord := word[random] // Randomly select a word from the current word's linked words
-		}
+		randomWords = append(randomWords, nextWord)
-		// Get the linked words for the random word
+		word = m[nextWord] // Update the word to the next linked word
-		wordDistances := distances[randomWords[i]]
-		if len(wordDistances) == 0 {
-			continue // Skip if there are no linked words
-		}
-		// do any of the random words link to each other?
-		for j := 0; j < len(randomWords); j++ {
-			if i == j || len(randomWords[j]) == 0 {
-				continue // Skip self or empty words
-			}
-			// Check if the random word links to the other random word
-			if distance, exists := wordDistances[randomWords[j]]; exists && distance > 0 {
-				// If they are linked, connect them by adding the other random word to the slice
-				if !slices.Contains(randomWords, randomWords[j]) {
-					randomWords = append(randomWords, randomWords[j])
-				}
-			}
-			for linkedWord, dist := range distances[randomWords[j]] {
-				if dist > 0 && !slices.Contains(randomWords, linkedWord) {
-					randomWords = append(randomWords, linkedWord)
-				}
-			}
-		}
 	}
+
 	return randomWords
 }
 

word_lists/jaggedpill.txt

@@ -1,22 +1,24 @@
+a
 able
 about
+abvious
 adored
 advice
 afraid
-afternoon
 again
+ah
 air
 alarmed
 alive
-all
+All
-alleluia
+Alleluia
 along
 already
 alright
 am
 ammunition
 amount
-an
+An
 and
 angry
 any
@@ -44,21 +46,17 @@ back
 back-loaded
 backwards
 bandage
-bath
 be
 bear
 bearer
 beat
 beautiful
-bed
 been
 before
 believe
-bell
 bend
 benefits
 best
-better
 big
 bills
 biting
@@ -81,8 +79,7 @@ broke
 brothers
 bruises
 bug
-burned
+But
-but
 by
 cab
 calm
@@ -93,14 +90,13 @@ carry
 cars
 case
 catch
-catholic
+Catholic
-cause
+Cause
 caution
-cds
 censor
 certainly
 chance
-chardonnay
+Chardonnay
 chew
 chicken
 child
@@ -110,18 +106,16 @@ choir
 choke
 choose
 cigarette
+ck
 clears
 cling
-close
-clothes
 coaster
-cologne
 come
 comes
 comfort
 coming
 common
-compared
+Compared
 concept
 confessed
 conflicts
@@ -142,7 +136,6 @@ cry
 crying
 damn
 dance
-danced
 darkest
 day
 deadlines
@@ -152,10 +145,8 @@ deeds
 deeper
 deliverance
 delusions
-den
 deny
-desk
+Did
-did
 didn't
 die
 died
@@ -166,33 +157,31 @@ direction
 dissect
 distraction
 disturb
-do
+Do
-doctor
+Doctor
-does
+Does
 doesn't
 doing
 don't
 door
 down
 drawer
-drawers
 dream
 dreams
 drift
 drunk
 dry
-duplicity
+Duplicity
 dust
 easier
 easy
 egg
 eloquently
 else
-else's
 empty
-enough
+Enough
 envious
-estella
+Estella
 eventually
 ever
 every
@@ -201,21 +190,19 @@ everything's
 ex
 excellent
 excuse
-eyes
 face
-fade
 fair
 fall
 falling
 farther
 fascinated
 fast
-father
+Father
 fault
 feel
 feelings
 feels
-feet
+Feet
 fell
 felt
 few
@@ -239,10 +226,8 @@ food
 foot
 for
 forget
-forgive
+Forgiven
-forgiven
 forgot
-found
 fountain
 fractured
 free
@@ -255,7 +240,6 @@ friends
 frightened
 from
 frustrated
-fuck
 full
 fun
 fundamental
@@ -290,8 +274,7 @@ gunshot
 had
 hailing
 half
-hall
+Hand
-hand
 handle
 hands
 happy
@@ -301,22 +284,21 @@ has
 hate
 have
 haven't
-he
+He
 head
 heading
-heads
 healthy
 hear
 heart
 heights
 held
-hello
+Hello
 help
 helping
 her
-here
+Here
-hey
+Hey
-hidden
+Hidden
 high
 him
 his
@@ -324,12 +306,9 @@ hold
 holds
 hole
 holes
-home
 honest
-hope
 hopeful
 hours
-house
 how
 humble
 humbled
@@ -338,37 +317,33 @@ hunt
 hunter
 hurry
 hurt
-i
+I
-i'd
+I'd
-i'll
+I'll
-i'm
+I'm
-i've
+I've
 idol
 if
 impatient
 in
-incense
 information
 inhaling
 innocent
 inquisition
 inside
 insist
-insistence
+insistance
 intellectual
 intercourse
-into
+Ironic
-ironic
 is
 isn't
 it
-it's
+It's
-its
 jagged
 jam
-jane
+Jane
 joke
-joni
 jump
 jumping
 just
@@ -382,8 +357,7 @@ kindred
 kissed
 knife
 knock
-know
+Know
-laid
 land
 last
 late
@@ -393,9 +367,8 @@ learn
 learned
 least
 left
-lend
+Lend
 let's
-letter
 life
 light
 like
@@ -421,7 +394,8 @@ maker
 malt
 man
 many
-mary
+Mary
+mate
 matter
 matters
 may
@@ -432,20 +406,19 @@ mean
 measure
 meet
 meeting
-melt
+Melt
 merely
 mess
 met
 middle
 midnight
-might
+Mind
-mind
 minds
 mine
 minute
 minutes
 mispronounced
-miss
+Miss
 moment
 money
 months
@@ -453,11 +426,10 @@ more
 mother
 motto
 mouth
-mr
+Mr
 much
 must
-my
+My
-nails
 naked
 name
 nature
@@ -471,13 +443,12 @@ ninety-eight
 no
 not
 nothing
-noticed
 now
 obvious
 occasion
 of
 off
-oh
+Oh
 okay
 old
 older
@@ -486,13 +457,13 @@ one
 one's
 only
 open
-opened
+Or
-or
 other
-oughta
+Oughta
 our
 out
-over
+outta
+Over
 overwhelmed
 own
 packed
@@ -506,8 +477,7 @@ patience
 peace
 peaceful
 pedestal
-perfect
+Perfect
-permission
 perverted
 petrified
 piano
@@ -517,11 +487,11 @@ pill
 pity
 place
 plane
-play-it-safe
+Play
 played
 playing
-please
+Please
-pocket
+Pocket
 point
 poor
 pray
@@ -533,18 +503,16 @@ problem
 proud
 prouder
 puppet
-push
+Push
-put
 question
 quickly
 quiet
 quite
 rain
-raising
+Raising
-ran
 rational
 rays
-really
+Really
 reasons
 receive
 recommend
@@ -558,24 +526,20 @@ resistance
 responsible
 restless
 ride
-right
+Right
-ringing
-robe
 roller
 room
 rose
 row
 ruler
 sad
+Safe
 said
-salt
 sane
 sang
-sat
 saviors
 say
 scan
-scratch
 scream
 screw
 see
@@ -592,9 +556,7 @@ shells
 shit
 short
 should
-shouldn't
 show
-shower
 sick
 sign
 silence
@@ -603,10 +565,8 @@ single
 sinners
 sir
 sit
-six
+Skeptic
-skeptic
+Slap
-slap
-smell
 smile
 smoke
 smoking
@@ -619,14 +579,12 @@ solely
 solitary
 some
 someday
-someone
+Someone
 something
-sometimes
+Sometimes
-son
+Son
-soon
 sorry
 soul
-soulmate
 sound
 speak
 speed
@@ -635,9 +593,7 @@ spit
 spite
 splintered
 spoons
-stairs
 stated
-stay
 sticking
 still
 stomach
@@ -648,10 +604,10 @@ stupid
 substitute
 suffer
 suitcase
-sunday
+Sunday
 sure
 surprised
-swallow
+Swallow
 swallowed
 sweater
 sweeper
@@ -667,29 +623,29 @@ tell
 ten
 than
 thank
-thanks
+Thanks
 that
-that's
+That's
 the
 theatre
 then
 there
-there's
+There's
 they
 thick
-thing
+Thing
 things
 think
-thinking
+thinkin'
 this
 thought
 thousand
 three-year-old
 thrill
 through
-throw
+Throw
 ticket
-til
+Til
 time
 times
 tired
@@ -706,7 +662,7 @@ trampled
 treat
 trembling
 trucks
-try
+Try
 trying
 turned
 two
@@ -723,17 +679,15 @@ value
 version
 very
 vicarious
-visiting
+Visiting
 voice
 void
-wait
+Wait
 waited
-wake
+Wake
 walk
-walked
 walking
-wanna
+Want
-want
 wanted
 warm
 was
@@ -742,7 +696,7 @@ wavelength
 way
 ways
 we
-we'll
+We'll
 wear
 wedding
 week
@@ -750,9 +704,8 @@ weight
 well
 went
 what
-what's
+What's
 when
-where
 while
 whiskey
 who
@@ -768,28 +721,25 @@ wine
 wise
 wish
 with
-without
 womb
 won
 wonder
-woo
 word
 working
-worry
+Worry
 would
 would've
 wouldn't
 wound
 wounded
-writing
 wrong
 yeah
 yet
 you
-you'd
+You'd
 you'll
 you're
-you've
+You've
 young
 your
 yours