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README.md

@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-![jaggedpill](jaggedpill.jpg)
-
-# Jagged Pill
-
-Jagged Pill is a webserver that responds to any request with a generated
-HTML page containing random text and links. The generator is tuned to be very
-nonsensical, but ends up creating some weirdly strange and poetic prose...
-keep following links to find more!
-
-I use this as an AI scraper labyrinth (or poison pill), with the following NGINX config:
-
-```
-# No AI Bots
-if ($http_user_agent ~* '(AIBot|AnotherBot|YetAnotherBot)') {
-    rewrite ^(.*)$ /clank/$1;
-}
-
-location /clank/ {
-    rewrite ^/clank/(.*)$ $1 break;
-    proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;
-    proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $remote_addr;
-    proxy_set_header Host $http_host;
-    proxy_pass http://localhost:4791;
-}
-```

go.mod

@@ -2,4 +2,14 @@ module jaggedpill
 
 go 1.22.1
 
-require github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0
+require (
+	github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0
+	github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0
+)
+
+require (
+	github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db // indirect
+	github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/term v0.28.0 // indirect
+)

go.sum

@@ -1,2 +1,24 @@
+github.com/chengxilo/virtualterm v1.0.4 h1:Z6IpERbRVlfB8WkOmtbHiDbBANU7cimRIof7mk9/PwM=
+github.com/chengxilo/virtualterm v1.0.4/go.mod h1:DyxxBZz/x1iqJjFxTFcr6/x+jSpqN0iwWCOK1q10rlY=
+github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1 h1:vj9j/u1bqnvCEfJOwUhtlOARqs3+rkHYY13jYWTU97c=
+github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1/go.mod h1:J7Y8YcW2NihsgmVo/mv3lAwl/skON4iLHjSsI+c5H38=
+github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16 h1:E5ScNMtiwvlvB5paMFdw9p4kSQzbXFikJ5SQO6TULQc=
+github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16/go.mod h1:Jdepj2loyihRzMpdS35Xk/zdY8IAYHsh153qUoGf23w=
+github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db h1:62I3jR2EmQ4l5rM/4FEfDWcRD+abF5XlKShorW5LRoQ=
+github.com/mitchellh/colorstring v0.0.0-20190213212951-d06e56a500db/go.mod h1:l0dey0ia/Uv7NcFFVbCLtqEBQbrT4OCwCSKTEv6enCw=
 github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0 h1:o1ascnB1CIVzsqlfArQQjeMy1U0NcIbBO5rfd5E/OeU=
 github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2 v2.1.0/go.mod h1:f2faGsfOGOwc1p94wzHKKZyTpcJUW7OJ/9U4yfiNAOU=
+github.com/pmezard/go-difflib v1.0.0 h1:4DBwDE0NGyQoBHbLQYPwSUPoCMWR5BEzIk/f1lZbAQM=
+github.com/pmezard/go-difflib v1.0.0/go.mod h1:iKH77koFhYxTK1pcRnkKkqfTogsbg7gZNVY4sRDYZ/4=
+github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 h1:WUdvkW8uEhrYfLC4ZzdpI2ztxP1I582+49Oc5Mq64VQ=
+github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7/go.mod h1:FN3SvrM+Zdj16jyLfmOkMNblXMcoc8DfTHruCPUcx88=
+github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0 h1:uXdoHABRFmNIjUfte/Ex7WtuyVslrw2wVPQmCN62HpA=
+github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3 v3.18.0/go.mod h1:IsO3lpbaGuzh8zIMzgY3+J8l4C8GjO0Y9S69eFvNsec=
+github.com/stretchr/testify v1.9.0 h1:HtqpIVDClZ4nwg75+f6Lvsy/wHu+3BoSGCbBAcpTsTg=
+github.com/stretchr/testify v1.9.0/go.mod h1:r2ic/lqez/lEtzL7wO/rwa5dbSLXVDPFyf8C91i36aY=
+golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0 h1:TPYlXGxvx1MGTn2GiZDhnjPA9wZzZeGKHHmKhHYvgaU=
+golang.org/x/sys v0.29.0/go.mod h1:/VUhepiaJMQUp4+oa/7Zr1D23ma6VTLIYjOOTFZPUcA=
+golang.org/x/term v0.28.0 h1:/Ts8HFuMR2E6IP/jlo7QVLZHggjKQbhu/7H0LJFr3Gg=
+golang.org/x/term v0.28.0/go.mod h1:Sw/lC2IAUZ92udQNf3WodGtn4k/XoLyZoh8v/8uiwek=
+gopkg.in/yaml.v3 v3.0.1 h1:fxVm/GzAzEWqLHuvctI91KS9hhNmmWOoWu0XTYJS7CA=
+gopkg.in/yaml.v3 v3.0.1/go.mod h1:K4uyk7z7BCEPqu6E+C64Yfv1cQ7kz7rIZviUmN+EgEM=

main.go

@@ -3,11 +3,13 @@ package main
 import (
 	"fmt"
 	"github.com/mroth/weightedrand/v2"
+	"github.com/schollz/progressbar/v3"
 	"io"
 	"math/rand"
 	"net/http"
 	"os"
 	"path/filepath"
+	"slices"
 	"strings"
 	"text/template"
 	"time"
@@ -67,6 +69,7 @@ func main() {
 var fileFolder = "html_pages"
 
 var wordTree PocketGraph = isShePervertedLikeMe()
+var distances DelusionGraph = weAllHadDelusions(wordTree)
 
 // youOughtaKnow returns an HTTP handler that processes requests.
 func youOughtaKnow() http.Handler {
@@ -342,7 +345,7 @@ func iDontWannaBeTheFiller() string {
 	paragraph := strings.Join(sentences, " ")
 
 	// Should paragraph contain link?
-	if rand.Float64() < 0.7 {
+	if rand.Float64() < 0.5 {
 		// Pick two or three words out of the paragraph
 		words := strings.Fields(paragraph)
 		if len(words) < 2 {
@@ -381,7 +384,7 @@ func thanksForYourPatience() (string, error) {
 		return fmt.Sprintf("Error calculating size of file folder %s: %v\n", fileFolder, err), err
 	}
 
-	if size > 10*1024*1024 { // If the size of the folder is greater than 100 MB
+	if size > 10*1024*1024 { // If the size of the folder is greater than 10 MB
 		// If the file is older than the average file age, delete it
 		err = filepath.Walk(fileFolder, func(_ string, info os.FileInfo, err error) error {
 			if err != nil {
@@ -424,7 +427,11 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	}
 
 	// read words.txt into a list
-	wordsBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/jaggedpill.txt")
+	longmanBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/longman9000.txt")
+	jaggedLittlePillBytes, err := os.ReadFile("word_lists/jaggedlittlepill.txt")
+
+	wordsBytes := append(longmanBytes, jaggedLittlePillBytes...)
+
 	if err != nil {
 		fmt.Println("Error reading words.txt:", err)
 	}
@@ -433,7 +440,7 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	tree := make(PocketGraph)
 
 	for _, word := range ConnectionWords {
-		var percentageOfWords float64 = 0.005
+		var percentageOfWords float64 = 0.02
 		var numberOfConnections = float64(len(words)) * percentageOfWords
 		for j := 0; j < int(numberOfConnections); j++ {
 			randomWord := words[rand.Intn(len(words))]
@@ -458,7 +465,7 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 		// connect word to connector words?
 		shouldConnect := rand.Intn(2) == 0
 		if shouldConnect {
-			numConnectionWords := rand.Intn(len(ConnectionWords)) + 1 // Random number of connection words between 1 and 3
+			numConnectionWords := rand.Intn(2) + 1
 			for j := 0; j < numConnectionWords; j++ {
 				connectionWord := ConnectionWords[rand.Intn(len(ConnectionWords))]
 				tree[word] = append(tree[word], connectionWord)
@@ -468,6 +475,50 @@ func isShePervertedLikeMe() PocketGraph {
 	return tree
 }
 
+type DelusionGraph map[string]map[string]int
+
+func weAllHadDelusions(m PocketGraph) DelusionGraph {
+	distances := make(DelusionGraph)
+
+	bar := progressbar.Default(int64(len(m)*len(m)), "Calculating distances...")
+
+	// Initialize distances for each word
+	for word := range m {
+		distances[word] = make(map[string]int)
+		for otherWord := range m {
+			if word == otherWord {
+				distances[word][otherWord] = 0 // Distance to itself is 0
+			} else if slices.Contains(m[word], otherWord) {
+				distances[word][otherWord] = 1 // Direct connection
+			}
+			bar.Add(1)
+		}
+	}
+
+	for word, linkedWords := range m {
+		for _, linkedWord := range linkedWords {
+			if _, exists := distances[word][linkedWord]; !exists {
+				distances[word][linkedWord] = 1 // Direct connection
+			}
+			for otherWord, distance := range distances[linkedWord] {
+				if otherWord == word {
+					continue // Skip self-distance
+				}
+				if _, exists := distances[word][otherWord]; !exists {
+					distances[word][otherWord] = distance + 1 // Update distance
+				} else {
+					// If the distance is shorter, update it
+					if distance+1 < distances[word][otherWord] {
+						distances[word][otherWord] = distance + 1
+					}
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	return distances
+}
+
 // forgiveMeLove generates N random words from the tree
 func (m PocketGraph) forgiveMeLove(n int) Words {
 	if n <= 0 {
@@ -477,18 +528,49 @@ func (m PocketGraph) forgiveMeLove(n int) Words {
 	// Create a slice to hold the random words
 	randomWords := make(Words, 0, n)
 
-	// Generate N random words from the tree
+	// Pick 30% of N words out of the tree at random
-	word := m[iWentToYourHouse(m)] // Start with a random word from the tree
+	numWords := int(float64(n) * 0.3)
-	for i := 0; i < n-1; i++ {
+	for i := 0; i < numWords; i++ {
-		if len(word) == 0 {
+		randomWord := iWentToYourHouse(m)
-			break
+		if randomWord == "" {
+			continue // Skip if the word is empty
 		}
-		random := rand.Intn(len(word))
+		randomWords = append(randomWords, randomWord)
-		nextWord := word[random] // Randomly select a word from the current word's linked words
-		randomWords = append(randomWords, nextWord)
-		word = m[nextWord] // Update the word to the next linked word
 	}
 
+	// Connect the randomWords together using words that are linked to them, refering to distance
+
+	for i := 0; i < len(randomWords) && len(randomWords) <= n; i++ {
+		if len(randomWords) >= n {
+			break
+		}
+		if len(randomWords[i]) == 0 {
+			continue // Skip empty words
+		}
+		// Get the linked words for the random word
+		wordDistances := distances[randomWords[i]]
+		if len(wordDistances) == 0 {
+			continue // Skip if there are no linked words
+		}
+		// do any of the random words link to each other?
+		for j := 0; j < len(randomWords); j++ {
+			if i == j || len(randomWords[j]) == 0 {
+				continue // Skip self or empty words
+			}
+			// Check if the random word links to the other random word
+			if distance, exists := wordDistances[randomWords[j]]; exists && distance > 0 {
+				// If they are linked, connect them by adding the other random word to the slice
+				if !slices.Contains(randomWords, randomWords[j]) {
+					randomWords = append(randomWords, randomWords[j])
+				}
+			}
+			for linkedWord, dist := range distances[randomWords[j]] {
+				if dist > 0 && !slices.Contains(randomWords, linkedWord) {
+					randomWords = append(randomWords, linkedWord)
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
 	return randomWords
 }
 

word_lists/jaggedlittlepill.txt

@@ -1,24 +1,22 @@
-a
 able
 about
-abvious
 adored
 advice
 afraid
+afternoon
 again
-ah
 air
 alarmed
 alive
-All
+all
-Alleluia
+alleluia
 along
 already
 alright
 am
 ammunition
 amount
-An
+an
 and
 angry
 any
@@ -46,17 +44,21 @@ back
 back-loaded
 backwards
 bandage
+bath
 be
 bear
 bearer
 beat
 beautiful
+bed
 been
 before
 believe
+bell
 bend
 benefits
 best
+better
 big
 bills
 biting
@@ -79,7 +81,8 @@ broke
 brothers
 bruises
 bug
-But
+burned
+but
 by
 cab
 calm
@@ -90,13 +93,14 @@ carry
 cars
 case
 catch
-Catholic
+catholic
-Cause
+cause
 caution
+cds
 censor
 certainly
 chance
-Chardonnay
+chardonnay
 chew
 chicken
 child
@@ -106,16 +110,18 @@ choir
 choke
 choose
 cigarette
-ck
 clears
 cling
+close
+clothes
 coaster
+cologne
 come
 comes
 comfort
 coming
 common
-Compared
+compared
 concept
 confessed
 conflicts
@@ -136,6 +142,7 @@ cry
 crying
 damn
 dance
+danced
 darkest
 day
 deadlines
@@ -145,8 +152,10 @@ deeds
 deeper
 deliverance
 delusions
+den
 deny
-Did
+desk
+did
 didn't
 die
 died
@@ -157,31 +166,33 @@ direction
 dissect
 distraction
 disturb
-Do
+do
-Doctor
+doctor
-Does
+does
 doesn't
 doing
 don't
 door
 down
 drawer
+drawers
 dream
 dreams
 drift
 drunk
 dry
-Duplicity
+duplicity
 dust
 easier
 easy
 egg
 eloquently
 else
+else's
 empty
-Enough
+enough
 envious
-Estella
+estella
 eventually
 ever
 every
@@ -190,19 +201,21 @@ everything's
 ex
 excellent
 excuse
+eyes
 face
+fade
 fair
 fall
 falling
 farther
 fascinated
 fast
-Father
+father
 fault
 feel
 feelings
 feels
-Feet
+feet
 fell
 felt
 few
@@ -226,8 +239,10 @@ food
 foot
 for
 forget
-Forgiven
+forgive
+forgiven
 forgot
+found
 fountain
 fractured
 free
@@ -240,6 +255,7 @@ friends
 frightened
 from
 frustrated
+fuck
 full
 fun
 fundamental
@@ -274,7 +290,8 @@ gunshot
 had
 hailing
 half
-Hand
+hall
+hand
 handle
 hands
 happy
@@ -284,21 +301,22 @@ has
 hate
 have
 haven't
-He
+he
 head
 heading
+heads
 healthy
 hear
 heart
 heights
 held
-Hello
+hello
 help
 helping
 her
-Here
+here
-Hey
+hey
-Hidden
+hidden
 high
 him
 his
@@ -306,9 +324,12 @@ hold
 holds
 hole
 holes
+home
 honest
+hope
 hopeful
 hours
+house
 how
 humble
 humbled
@@ -317,33 +338,37 @@ hunt
 hunter
 hurry
 hurt
-I
+i
-I'd
+i'd
-I'll
+i'll
-I'm
+i'm
-I've
+i've
 idol
 if
 impatient
 in
+incense
 information
 inhaling
 innocent
 inquisition
 inside
 insist
-insistance
+insistence
 intellectual
 intercourse
-Ironic
+into
+ironic
 is
 isn't
 it
-It's
+it's
+its
 jagged
 jam
-Jane
+jane
 joke
+joni
 jump
 jumping
 just
@@ -357,7 +382,8 @@ kindred
 kissed
 knife
 knock
-Know
+know
+laid
 land
 last
 late
@@ -367,8 +393,9 @@ learn
 learned
 least
 left
-Lend
+lend
 let's
+letter
 life
 light
 like
@@ -394,8 +421,7 @@ maker
 malt
 man
 many
-Mary
+mary
-mate
 matter
 matters
 may
@@ -406,19 +432,20 @@ mean
 measure
 meet
 meeting
-Melt
+melt
 merely
 mess
 met
 middle
 midnight
-Mind
+might
+mind
 minds
 mine
 minute
 minutes
 mispronounced
-Miss
+miss
 moment
 money
 months
@@ -426,10 +453,11 @@ more
 mother
 motto
 mouth
-Mr
+mr
 much
 must
-My
+my
+nails
 naked
 name
 nature
@@ -443,12 +471,13 @@ ninety-eight
 no
 not
 nothing
+noticed
 now
 obvious
 occasion
 of
 off
-Oh
+oh
 okay
 old
 older
@@ -457,13 +486,13 @@ one
 one's
 only
 open
-Or
+opened
+or
 other
-Oughta
+oughta
 our
 out
-outta
+over
-Over
 overwhelmed
 own
 packed
@@ -477,7 +506,8 @@ patience
 peace
 peaceful
 pedestal
-Perfect
+perfect
+permission
 perverted
 petrified
 piano
@@ -487,11 +517,11 @@ pill
 pity
 place
 plane
-Play
+play-it-safe
 played
 playing
-Please
+please
-Pocket
+pocket
 point
 poor
 pray
@@ -503,16 +533,18 @@ problem
 proud
 prouder
 puppet
-Push
+push
+put
 question
 quickly
 quiet
 quite
 rain
-Raising
+raising
+ran
 rational
 rays
-Really
+really
 reasons
 receive
 recommend
@@ -526,20 +558,24 @@ resistance
 responsible
 restless
 ride
-Right
+right
+ringing
+robe
 roller
 room
 rose
 row
 ruler
 sad
-Safe
 said
+salt
 sane
 sang
+sat
 saviors
 say
 scan
+scratch
 scream
 screw
 see
@@ -556,7 +592,9 @@ shells
 shit
 short
 should
+shouldn't
 show
+shower
 sick
 sign
 silence
@@ -565,8 +603,10 @@ single
 sinners
 sir
 sit
-Skeptic
+six
-Slap
+skeptic
+slap
+smell
 smile
 smoke
 smoking
@@ -579,12 +619,14 @@ solely
 solitary
 some
 someday
-Someone
+someone
 something
-Sometimes
+sometimes
-Son
+son
+soon
 sorry
 soul
+soulmate
 sound
 speak
 speed
@@ -593,7 +635,9 @@ spit
 spite
 splintered
 spoons
+stairs
 stated
+stay
 sticking
 still
 stomach
@@ -604,10 +648,10 @@ stupid
 substitute
 suffer
 suitcase
-Sunday
+sunday
 sure
 surprised
-Swallow
+swallow
 swallowed
 sweater
 sweeper
@@ -623,29 +667,29 @@ tell
 ten
 than
 thank
-Thanks
+thanks
 that
-That's
+that's
 the
 theatre
 then
 there
-There's
+there's
 they
 thick
-Thing
+thing
 things
 think
-thinkin'
+thinking
 this
 thought
 thousand
 three-year-old
 thrill
 through
-Throw
+throw
 ticket
-Til
+til
 time
 times
 tired
@@ -662,7 +706,7 @@ trampled
 treat
 trembling
 trucks
-Try
+try
 trying
 turned
 two
@@ -679,15 +723,17 @@ value
 version
 very
 vicarious
-Visiting
+visiting
 voice
 void
-Wait
+wait
 waited
-Wake
+wake
 walk
+walked
 walking
-Want
+wanna
+want
 wanted
 warm
 was
@@ -696,7 +742,7 @@ wavelength
 way
 ways
 we
-We'll
+we'll
 wear
 wedding
 week
@@ -704,8 +750,9 @@ weight
 well
 went
 what
-What's
+what's
 when
+where
 while
 whiskey
 who
@@ -721,25 +768,28 @@ wine
 wise
 wish
 with
+without
 womb
 won
 wonder
+woo
 word
 working
-Worry
+worry
 would
 would've
 wouldn't
 wound
 wounded
+writing
 wrong
 yeah
 yet
 you
-You'd
+you'd
 you'll
 you're
-You've
+you've
 young
 your
 yours