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SESSION #20 - PIERROT LE FOU
Written By Sadayuki Murai
Dialogue Translation By Bandai Entertainment, INC.
Transcript By RFBlues
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OPENING CREDITS
A dark night. A city on Mars. From the sky, a round man in a top hat with
a cane lands in front of an black car surrounded by bodyguards protecting a
man in a suit. The man in the top hat is known by some as Tongpu, a
dreadful nightmare.
TONGPU: Hello, gentlemen. I have come to take your lives.
Session #20
PIERROT LE FOU
A bar called "C'est la vie." Spike wins at a game of billiards.
Tongpu quickly kills the guards and the man they were guarding. Spike
unsuspectingly enters the scene. Tongpu turns around and greets him.
TONGPU: Hello, boy.
He fires at Spike. Spike dodges and returns fire. His bullets bounce off
Tongpu. Tongpu floats to Spike. Spike throws punches and Tongpu dodges
them. He kicks Spike several times and points his gun at him with a grin. A
cat meows on a fire escape. Tongpu goes berserk and fires at the cat. Spike
finds a drum of fuel, rolls it to Tongpu and fires. He runs from the
explosion. Tongpu emerges unscathed and throws a knife into Spike's
shoulder. He fires a rocket at Spike. Spike dodges and falls into a river.
Tongpu disappears.
Mars in the morning. Under a billboard.
BOB: Your partner sure is unlucky, Jet.
JET: Well, he wasn't all that lucky to begin with...
BOB: This case is especially bad. It would be better to not get yourselves
involved in this one.
JET: I don't care, just answer me. Now.
BOB: I'm telling you this for your own sake, and if you get too involved in
this, I'm gonna get in trouble too.
JET: You know, Bob... You're the only person I can rely on right now. I'll
make sure it won't be bad for you. So -
BOB: Don't you say that every time? Really... you always have been a guy
that likes to get into trouble... All right, this is only a rumor,
but... have you heard of the name "Mad Pierrot?"
The Bebop living room. Spike is bandaged head to toe on the couch.
FAYE: There he is... the rumored mummy. So, I heard you got beaten up by
some weird guy?
Spike mumbles.
FAYE: I recall you were sleeping like this once before. You really haven't
shown any improvement... Oh well, it doesn't have anything to do with
me.
Spike mumbles.
FAYE: Don't you end up in situations like that because you never behave?
Well, I have nothing to do with it.
Spike mumbles.
FAYE: So, since I have nothing to do with it, if you'll excuse me... Take
care.
Under the billboard.
BOB: The victim was a high-ranking guy from the ISSP. He was the seventh
victim. What did you say? Can't blame ya. This is top secret.
Apparently those higher-ups don't want the world to find out about
this.
JET: Why?
BOB: Your partner is in deep trouble. The guy is a perfect killing machine.
They say that nobody who has seen his face has made it out alive...
Even those lucky enough to escape'll be tracked down to the ends of
the world and they always wind up dead. They say he appears with a
smile, and he leaves with a smile... Yeah, he is the mysterious
assassin known as Mad Pierrot... Tongpu.
EYECATCH
Ed computer receives e-mail. Ein hears ringing and alerts Ed. Ed balances
her computer on her head and walks to Faye with the messege.
ED: Faye-Faye! Puff, puff!. Faye-Faye! Puff, puff! Faye-Faye...
FAYE: Hey, you, can you stop saying my name twice like that?
ED: Faye-Faye, a weird mail came, came. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
FAYE: And I woulda been done if I had a little more time...
Ed dances around.
FAYE: I can't read it!
Faye grabs her head and holds it still. She reads the message.
FAYE: "Hello, boy. I'll invite you to a wonderful party..." Wait, this
is... Listen, keep the fact that this mail came a secret from Spike.
ED: Secret? Why? Why secret?
FAYE: If we don't, that idiot -
Spike is behind her still bandaged.
SPIKE: - will run out to meet him?
ED: It's a secret, secret mail!
SPIKE: Space Land? Pretty considerate of him to hold the party there.
FAYE: You're gonna go like that? Well, it would be perfect if it was a
masquerade.
SPIKE: Maybe this one really will be the end of me...
Faye stares at him silently.
SPIKE: Just kidding! Would you come rescue me if l said that?
FAYE: Idiot.
ED: Idiot, idiot, idiot!
Spike takes off in Swordfish.
Jet returns to Bebop.
JET: Hey... Oh, it's you, Ed. Where's Spike?
ED: He went somewhere.
JET: What? Not that this is anything new... That idiot...
ED: Idiot, idiot?
JET: Ed, I have a favor to ask.
ED: What, what?
A closed theme park in a crater on Mars. Space Land. Spike lands and hops
out of Swordfish. He walks through the park in the darkness. Suddenly a
light blazes on and he is greeted by Tongpu.
TONGPU: Hello! Welcome!
SPIKE: Yo...
Tongpu laughs maniacally.
TONGPU: Let's party!
The entire theme park lights up. Pierrot and Spike exchange gunfire. Spike
enters the back of a ride. A projected cartoon character appears.
PROJECTION: You can't enter here! It's dangerous in here! Let's play
outside! It's dangerous in here! Let's play outside!
SPIKE: Shut up!
PROJECTION: It's dangerous in here! Let's play outside! It's dangerous in
here!
A fast penguin car slides down toward Spike.
PROJECTION: It's dangerous in here! Let's play outside!
Tongpu in a penguin car slides past Spike.
TONGPU: Hi!
Tongpu fires a rocket at Spike.
The Bebop.
JET: All right, Ed... First, enter the ISSP's main computer, and look for
section 13.
Ed searches on the internet.
ED: Aye, aye!
JET: That's... the section that doesn't exist to the general public. It's a
pretty tall order... Can you do it?
ED: Yup!
Space land. Spike hides behind a pillar. He hears Tongpu's laughter. He
spots him and fires, the bullets bounce off. A stuffed robot cartoon
character walks toward Spike.
ROBOT: Hello!
Spike destroys it.
The Bebop.
ED: Found it!
JET: After you open it, find the file with the codename "Tongpu."
ED: Yup!
Space Land. A chain of explosions propel Spike to a roller coaster. Tongpu
catches Spike with a whip. Tongpu throws an explosive at Spike. Spike
falls from the roller coaster and into a body of water.
The Bebop. Ed hacks into the file.
ED: Peek-a-BOO!
A recording of experiments performed on Tongpu in a white room are shown. A
cat with two different-colored eyes sits at the window of the room.
RECORDING: ISSP Assassination Ability Improvement Experiment. Experiment
sample chart number 46. Codename: Tongpu. Confirmed a strong
regression of the mind during the experiment. Experiment was
canceled. Sample to be permanently kept in a quarantine
facility.
JET: In the beginning, he escaped from the facilities to seek revenge but
now he seems to be enjoying the actual act of killing. His mind must
be continuing to regress... So he's like a child with superhuman
fighting abilities. Really... There is nothing as pure and cruel as
children...
Spike emerges from the water. Tongpu greets him.
TONGPU: It's show time!
Tongpu fires rockets at Spike. Spike dodges them. Suddenly Red Tail enters
the scene. Faye fires a rocket at Tongpu.
SPIKE: That was unnecessary!
Tongpu dodges, and shoots down Red Tail. The explosion launches Spike
crashing into a gift shop window. A robot cartoon character approaches
Faye.
ROBOT: Hello, hello, hello, hello... FAYE: Hello... Tongpu approaches Spike. A small meowing toy cat falls from the display.
Tongpu goes berserk, recalling the cat with two different-colored eyes and
the experiments. Tongpu shoots the cat to bits. Spike runs onto the main
road firing at Tongpu. Tongpu follows and shoots Spike's gun out of his
hand. A parade of cartoon characters is about to run between them. Spike
reaches into his back pocket and pulls a small knife. A beam of light from
the parade crosses Spike's eyes. Tongpu sees Spike's eyes are different
colors and pauses in fear. Spike tosses the knife and it hits Tongpu's
right thigh. He collapses and writhes in pain, crying. The parade crosses.
TONGPU: T-That hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It HURTS! Hurts... Mommy, it
hurts! MOMMY! It hurts... Mommy!
A giant robotic stuffed animal crushes Tongpu under its foot. Spike
watches. Suddenly he receives a call.
JET: Spike! All right, we figured out what he is! He is -
SPIKE: No... I don't need it anymore... It all ended just now...
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY
CLOSING CREDITS
COMING EPISODE
SPIKE: I knew there was something fishy going on lately.
FAYE: So that's what it was!
JET: What are you guys talking about?
SPIKE: You really can't judge people by their looks...
FAYE: Honestly disgusting.
JET: Hey, hey, what are you guys talking about?
SPIKE: I never thought it would be a teenage girl...
FAYE: It makes me despise him.
JET: Who are you talking about?
SPIKE: Next episode: "Boogie-Woogie Feng-Shui."
JET: I didn't do anything!
Next Session
BOOGIE-WOOGIE FENG-SHUI