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echo "<rss version=\"2.0\"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>" > feed.xml
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echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
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for f in $(find . -type f -iname '*.md' -depth 1 ! -name 'README.md' | sed 's/\.\///'); do
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  <pubDate>$(stat -f "%m%t%Sm %N" $f | cut -f2 | cut -f1-4 -d ' ')</pubDate>
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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>
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ya see, some people go real fast 
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and other people they go real slow 
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yeah that's it doncha know </code></pre>
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yeah that's the real root cause of most 
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workplace conflict </code></pre>
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ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
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So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
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Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL 
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PROTO AD! </code></pre>
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
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choices. the first one walked in with two 
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
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second one started spraying everybody with 
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
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yeah that's it doncha know </code></pre>
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So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
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flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards 
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everything seemed brittle and fragile like it 
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was held together with duct tape and kite string 
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and like it might all come crumbling down if the 
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wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there 
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we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we 
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accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the 
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process, or if there was anything good about it 
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all. </code></pre>
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Yeah, me neither. </code></pre>
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tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
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this point I can't remember if it was code or 
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coke. </code></pre>
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fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
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does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
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I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
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tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
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subject to disfigurement because of the family 
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
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takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
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Nazi party! </code></pre>
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there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
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storyline that interweaves with the modern 
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nazi storyline. 
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Which means eventually the hero is literally 
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going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
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him in the face and if there's one thing this 
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world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
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dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
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choices. the first one walked in with two 
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
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second one started spraying everybody with 
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@)     {0,0}  
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So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
 | 
			
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kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
 | 
			
		||||
people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
 | 
			
		||||
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
 | 
			
		||||
fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
 | 
			
		||||
always the first thing you think when you see 
 | 
			
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somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
 | 
			
		||||
somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
 | 
			
		||||
thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
 | 
			
		||||
decided to get a little closer to check it out. </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
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<pre><code> (@)(@)     {0,0}  
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I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
 | 
			
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signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
 | 
			
		||||
Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
 | 
			
		||||
tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
 | 
			
		||||
right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
 | 
			
		||||
"ew" again and turned around and ran away. </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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  <pubDate>Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700</pubDate>
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<pre><code> (@)(@)     {0,0}  
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Ed is the standard text editor! </code></pre>
 | 
			
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<pre><code> (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
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? 
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? 
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? </code></pre>
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