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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow
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yeah that's it doncha know
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause
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of most workplace conflict
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause of most
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workplace conflict
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ayup
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okay that's it bye
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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...and that's how a became
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a YAML engineer.
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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...and that's how a became a YAML engineer.
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real
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job either. But they keep giving me
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YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
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But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
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ENGINEERING it!
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```
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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So did you watch the Super Bowl?
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\
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So did you watch the Super Bowl?
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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```
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```
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Yeah, me neither.
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Yeah, me neither.
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```
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Did you know that one of the very
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first television advertisements during
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the AFL–NFL World Championship Game
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was for Budweiser beer?
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Did you know that one of the very first
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television advertisements during the
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AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
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Budweiser beer?
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Yep! I guess you could say it
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was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
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(@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
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PROTO AD!
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```
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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\
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Who even ever asked for or wanted
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an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
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\
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Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
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SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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```
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```
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\
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All I want is like a small cute
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remote information HIKING TRAIL
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somewhere out in the woods where
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I can see some flowers and leaves
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and listen to the birds and stuff.
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\
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All I want is like a small cute remote
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information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
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woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
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listen to the birds and stuff.
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
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that everybody watched the
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\ same nightly news and listened
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to the same radio station. And "counterculture"
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was growing your hair long and listening to rock
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and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
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counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
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there are only two genders or only two sexes.
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Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they
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listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
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if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
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doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it
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for the world to hear with little more than a
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cheap laptop.
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
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anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
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everybody watched the same nightly news and
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listened to the same radio station. And
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"counterculture" was growing your hair long
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and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
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of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
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quaint as the idea that there are only two
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genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
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rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
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emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
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speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
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invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
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little more than a cheap laptop.
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```
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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```
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```
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\
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At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
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internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
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and because of them there are as many
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small STREAMS and countercultures as there
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are individual people.
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At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
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is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
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them there are as many small STREAMS and
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countercultures as there are individual
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people.
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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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```
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(@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
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(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
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(>vv<) " " were invinsible, but afterwards
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everything seemed brittle and
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with duct tape and kite string and like it might
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all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
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the wrong direction. And there we were in the
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aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
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goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
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was anything good about it all.
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\
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There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
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flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
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everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
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was held together with duct tape and kite string
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and like it might all come crumbling down if the
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wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
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we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
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accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
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process, or if there was anything good about it
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all.
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```
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```
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So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech
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bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I
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can't remember if it was code or coke.
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So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
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tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
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this point I can't remember if it was code or
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coke.
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the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
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last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
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of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
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totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
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```
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the modern nazi storyline.
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Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
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if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
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fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
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So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
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fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
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does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
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I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
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tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
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subject to disfigurement because of the family
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curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
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Nazi party!
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```
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```
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I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
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there will eventually be a classic fantasy
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storyline that interweaves with the modern
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nazi storyline.
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Which means eventually the hero is literally
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going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
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him in the face and if there's one thing this
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world needs more of, it's mother fucking
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dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
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choices. the first one walked in with two
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
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second one started spraying everybody with
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
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```
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He chose the blesser of two weevils"
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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:48:03 2021</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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Did you know that one of the very first
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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<description><![CDATA[
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(~~~~) ./) )
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a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
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wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
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choices. the first one walked in with two
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beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
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second one started spraying everybody with
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holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow
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yeah that's it doncha know </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause
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of most workplace conflict</code></pre>
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause of most
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workplace conflict
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ayup
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okay that's it bye </code></pre>
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<title>00005.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 12 10:34:52 2021</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Who even ever asked for or wanted
|
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an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
|
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Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
|
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SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? </code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
|
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
|
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(>vv<) " "
|
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|
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\
|
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All I want is like a small cute
|
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remote information HIKING TRAIL
|
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somewhere out in the woods where
|
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I can see some flowers and leaves
|
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and listen to the birds and stuff.</code></pre>
|
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./) )
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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All I want is like a small cute remote
|
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information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
|
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woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
|
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listen to the birds and stuff. </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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<item>
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<title>00008.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 26 08:26:45 2021</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
|
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<description><![CDATA[
|
||||
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
|
||||
(>vv<) " " were invinsible, but afterwards
|
||||
everything seemed brittle and
|
||||
\ fragile like it was held together
|
||||
with duct tape and kite string and like it might
|
||||
all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
|
||||
the wrong direction. And there we were in the
|
||||
aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
|
||||
goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
|
||||
was anything good about it all.</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
|
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech
|
||||
bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I
|
||||
can't remember if it was code or coke.</code></pre>
|
||||
There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
|
||||
flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
|
||||
everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
|
||||
was held together with duct tape and kite string
|
||||
and like it might all come crumbling down if the
|
||||
wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
|
||||
we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
|
||||
accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
|
||||
process, or if there was anything good about it
|
||||
all. </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
|
||||
tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
|
||||
this point I can't remember if it was code or
|
||||
coke. </code></pre>
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]]></description>
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<item>
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<title>00009.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md</link>
|
||||
<pubDate>Apr 17 11:44:45 2021</pubDate>
|
||||
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
|
||||
<description><![CDATA[
|
||||
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
|
||||
(>vv<) " " It's by this author who I heard
|
||||
does really good sword and sorcery
|
||||
\ stories, and I'm into that. Anyway
|
||||
the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
|
||||
last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
|
||||
of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
|
||||
totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
|
||||
of the Nazi party!</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code>
|
||||
(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
|
||||
(>vv<) " " fantasy storyline that interweaves with
|
||||
the modern nazi storyline.
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
|
||||
a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and
|
||||
if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
|
||||
fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.</code></pre>
|
||||
So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
|
||||
fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
|
||||
does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
|
||||
I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
|
||||
tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
|
||||
subject to disfigurement because of the family
|
||||
curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
|
||||
takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
|
||||
Nazi party! </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
|
||||
there will eventually be a classic fantasy
|
||||
storyline that interweaves with the modern
|
||||
nazi storyline.
|
||||
|
||||
Which means eventually the hero is literally
|
||||
going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
|
||||
him in the face and if there's one thing this
|
||||
world needs more of, it's mother fucking
|
||||
dragons beating the shit out of nazis. </code></pre>
|
||||
]]></description>
|
||||
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<item>
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<title>00002.md</title>
|
||||
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
|
||||
<pubDate>Feb 11 16:43:59 2021</pubDate>
|
||||
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
|
||||
<description><![CDATA[
|
||||
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
...and that's how a became
|
||||
a YAML engineer.</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
...and that's how a became a YAML engineer. </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real
|
||||
job either. But they keep giving me
|
||||
YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!</code></pre>
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
|
||||
But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
|
||||
ENGINEERING it! </code></pre>
|
||||
]]></description>
|
||||
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|
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<item>
|
||||
<title>00006.md</title>
|
||||
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md</link>
|
||||
<pubDate>Feb 13 14:11:29 2021</pubDate>
|
||||
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
|
||||
<description><![CDATA[
|
||||
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_) as "mainstream" anymore? I
|
||||
(>vv<) " " mean it used to be the case
|
||||
that everybody watched the
|
||||
\ same nightly news and listened
|
||||
to the same radio station. And "counterculture"
|
||||
was growing your hair long and listening to rock
|
||||
and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
|
||||
counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
|
||||
there are only two genders or only two sexes.
|
||||
Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they
|
||||
listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
|
||||
if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
|
||||
doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it
|
||||
for the world to hear with little more than a
|
||||
cheap laptop.</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
|
||||
anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
|
||||
everybody watched the same nightly news and
|
||||
listened to the same radio station. And
|
||||
"counterculture" was growing your hair long
|
||||
and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
|
||||
of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
|
||||
quaint as the idea that there are only two
|
||||
genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
|
||||
rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
|
||||
emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
|
||||
speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
|
||||
invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
|
||||
little more than a cheap laptop. </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
|
||||
internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
|
||||
and because of them there are as many
|
||||
small STREAMS and countercultures as there
|
||||
are individual people.</code></pre>
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
|
||||
is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
|
||||
them there are as many small STREAMS and
|
||||
countercultures as there are individual
|
||||
people. </code></pre>
|
||||
]]></description>
|
||||
</item>
|
||||
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|
||||
|
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@ -229,24 +267,23 @@
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|
||||
<title>00003.md</title>
|
||||
<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
|
||||
<pubDate>Feb 11 17:01:15 2021</pubDate>
|
||||
<pubDate>Dec 1 07:49:12</pubDate>
|
||||
<description><![CDATA[
|
||||
<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
So did you watch the Super Bowl?</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
So did you watch the Super Bowl? </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./)_)
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
Yeah, me neither.</code></pre>
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " " </code></pre>
|
||||
<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
|
||||
(~~~~) ./) )
|
||||
(>vv<) " "
|
||||
|
||||
\
|
||||
Yeah, me neither. </code></pre>
|
||||
]]></description>
|
||||
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|
||||
</channel></rss>
|
||||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
|
|||
a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
|
||||
---
|
||||
He chose the blesser of two weevils"
|
||||
|
||||
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