🐸🦉

big change. ripped out retroforth because it was kind of slow. put the
whole thing in a recfile. surprising nobody. the difficult thing about
this change (although i am otherwise happy) is that the source is a
single file, the rec database at `/db/database.rec`. this makes it
impossible (as far as i know) to to an incremental build such as with
make(1) because the source file, as soon as you update it, is
immediately newer than all of the target files. so everything gets
rebuilt on every build. so i just build everything anyway for now. until
i can figure out something better.

also i export the comic to gemini, which you can find at the link below.

gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

00002.md

@@ -4,7 +4,8 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. 
+...and that's how I became a YAML 
+engineer.
 ```
 
 
@@ -21,7 +22,7 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real 
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
+job either. But they keep giving me 
-ENGINEERING it! 
+YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
 ```

00004.md

@@ -24,6 +24,6 @@ Budweiser beer?
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL 
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a 
-PROTO AD! 
+SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
 ```

00005.md

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an information 
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an 
-SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? 
+information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
 ```
 
 
@@ -23,7 +23,8 @@ SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
                    
      \             
 All I want is like a small cute remote 
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the 
+information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out 
-woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and 
+in the woods where I can see some 
-listen to the birds and stuff. 
+flowers and leaves and listen to the 
+birds and stuff.
 ```

00006.md

@@ -4,20 +4,23 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" 
+Is there even such a thing as 
-anymore? I mean it used to be the case that 
+"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to 
-everybody watched the same nightly news and 
+be the case that everybody watched the 
-listened to the same radio station. And 
+same nightly news and listened to the 
-"counterculture" was growing your hair long 
+same radio station. And 
-and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality 
+"counterculture" was growing your hair 
-of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as 
+long and listening to rock and roll. 
-quaint as the idea that there are only two 
+Now the duality of mainstream vs. 
-genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
+counterculture seems as quaint as the 
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud 
+idea that there are only two genders or 
-emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that 
+only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
-speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can 
+rock & roll to rebel, they listen to 
-invent it and upload it for the world to hear with 
+soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if 
-little more than a cheap laptop. 
+the niche sound that speaks directly to 
+them doesn't exist, they can invent it 
+and upload it for the world to hear 
+with little more than a cheap laptop.
 ```
 
 
@@ -34,9 +37,9 @@ little more than a cheap laptop.
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet 
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of 
-is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of 
+the internet is a metaphorical infosec 
-them there are as many small STREAMS and 
+furry, and because of them there are as 
-countercultures as there are individual 
+many small STREAMS and countercultures 
-people. 
+as there are individual people.
 ```

00007.md

@@ -1,25 +1,26 @@
-# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
-
 ```
  (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./)_)
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-       there should be no such thing
+there should be no such thing as 
-       as billionaires
+billionaires
 ```
 
 
 ```
  (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
- (~~~~)    ./)_)
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
  (>vv<)      " "          
 ```
 
 
 ```
  (@)(@)     {0,0}  
- (~~~~)    ./)_)
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
  (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+
 ```

00008.md

@@ -4,16 +4,18 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in 
+There was a sense of euphoria while we 
-flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards 
+were in flow, like we were invinsible, 
-everything seemed brittle and fragile like it 
+but afterwards everything seemed 
-was held together with duct tape and kite string 
+brittle and fragile like it was held 
-and like it might all come crumbling down if the 
+together with duct tape and kite string 
-wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there 
+and like it might all come crumbling 
-we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we 
+down if the wind blew in from the wrong 
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the 
+direction. And there we were in the 
-process, or if there was anything good about it 
+aftermath, unsure whether we 
-all. 
+accomplished our goals, who we hurt in 
+the process, or if there was anything 
+good about it all.
 ```
 
 
@@ -30,8 +32,8 @@ all.
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The 
+So anyway that's what we call a 
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
+"hackathon". The tech bros invited me 
-this point I can't remember if it was code or 
+to "do some lines" and at this point I 
-coke. 
+can't remember if it was code or coke.
 ```

00009.md

@@ -4,15 +4,17 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
+So I picked up a book in the middle of 
-fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
+this epic fantasy series. It's by this 
-does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
+author who I heard does really good 
-I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
+sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into 
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
+that. Anyway the story opens on a 
-subject to disfigurement because of the family 
+tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his 
-curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
+line, subject to disfigurement because 
-takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
+of the family curse and whatnot. But, 
-Nazi party! 
+get this, it totally takes place in Old 
+Germany during the rise of the Nazi 
+party!
 ```
 
 
@@ -29,14 +31,16 @@ Nazi party!
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
+I was so disoriented that I looked it 
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
+up, and there will eventually be a 
-storyline that interweaves with the modern 
+classic fantasy storyline that 
-nazi storyline. 
+interweaves with the modern nazi 
- 
+storyline.
-Which means eventually the hero is literally 
+Which means eventually the hero is 
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
+literally going ride a dragon to 
-him in the face and if there's one thing this 
+Hitler's bunker and punch him in the 
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
+face and if there's one thing this 
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis. 
+world needs more of, it's mother 
+fucking dragons beating the shit out of 
+nazis.
 ```

00010.md

@@ -4,12 +4,14 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
+a guy was looking for a priest to 
-wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
+officiate his wedding and narrowed it 
-choices. the first one walked in with two 
+down to his final two choices. the 
-beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
+first one walked in with two beetles 
-second one started spraying everybody with 
+and started praying over the bugs. the 
-holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? 
+second one started spraying everybody 
+with holy water from a water gun. Know 
+who he chose?
 ```
 
 
@@ -27,5 +29,4 @@ holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
                    
      \             
 He chose the blesser of two weevils
- 
 ```

00011.md

@@ -4,16 +4,19 @@
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
+So I was down by the capitol and I 
-kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
+noticed some kind of protest was 
-people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
+happening. I saw a couple people 
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
+wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
-fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
+ew, probably a bunch of treasonous 
-always the first thing you think when you see 
+right-wing fundamentalist bastards. 
-somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
+Which, you know, is always the first 
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
+thing you think when you see somebody 
-thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
+wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
-decided to get a little closer to check it out. 
+somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" 
+sign and thought, aw, it must be some 
+pro-choicers! And I decided to get a 
+little closer to check it out.
 ```
 
 
@@ -30,10 +33,11 @@ decided to get a little closer to check it out.
  (>vv<)      " "   
                    
      \             
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
+I got close enough to see a bunch of 
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
+the other signs and they were all like, 
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
+"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I 
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
+knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
+of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist 
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away. 
+bastards! I said "ew" again and turned 
+around and ran away.
 ```

00013.md

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+You can't fathom the unfathomable.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+You can't derstand the understandable!
+```

00014.md

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So there's this librarian who logged 
+into a remote server to tell everybody 
+on irc to keep the chatter down
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+It was a ssh shh
+```

00015.md

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of 
+other fun stuff in there
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I wonder if i can find something 
+somebody calls home
+```

00016.md

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Having fun isn't hard!
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+... when you have a library card!
+```

00017.md

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+today, I'm playing camp counselor at 
+work and also facing the reality I need 
+to upgrade my very old cell phone
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+hahaha, one is just emotional, the 
+other is me doing the emotional labor 
+of redirecting other folks energies so 
+that they don't do a murder or something
+```

00018.md

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+hello my friends wit hshell access
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+but my mood is good, which trumps 
+everything
+```

00019.md

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+horse
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+bhuururRrURhurU
+```

00020.md

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I went thrifting yesterday
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+or as I like to call it, Goodwill 
+Hunting
+```

00021.md

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+But now I'm clean
+```

00022.md

@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Mickey is at his attorney's office 
+filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm 
+sorry Mickey, I just don't think you 
+have a case. You can't divorce Minnie 
+for being weird..."
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, 
+says, "You're not listening! I never 
+said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING 
+GOOFY!"
+```

00023.md

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+She was convinced she could just run it 
+through the dishwasher
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
+trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
+CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+```

00024.md

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I once broke up with a guy because he 
+just wouldn't stop counting
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I wonder what he's up to now
+```

00025.md

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Hey I've got a whole big box full of 
+dead batteries here if you want them.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+They're free of charge!
+```

README.md

@@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
 # Pro Toad and Superb Owl
 
 two best friends having adventures
+
+<p>
+This site is part of the dozensweb webring:
+<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html?name=protoad&dir=prev">previous</a>
+<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html">index</a>
+<a href="https://tilde.town/%7Edozens/webring/dozens/index.html?name=protoad&dir=next">next</a>
+</p>

bin/rss.sh

@@ -1,18 +0,0 @@
-#bin/sh
-echo "<rss version=\"2.0\"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>" > feed.xml
-echo "<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link><description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description><atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/><generator>/bin/sh</generator>" >> feed.xml
-
-
-for f in $(find . -type f -iname '*.md' -depth 1 ! -name 'README.md' | sed 's/\.\///'); do
-  echo "<item>
-  <title>$f</title>
-  <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/$f</link>
-  <pubDate>$(stat -f "%m%t%Sm %N" $f | cut -f2 | cut -f1-4 -d ' ')</pubDate>
-  <description><![CDATA[" >> feed.xml
-  pandoc $f >> feed.xml
-  echo "]]></description>
-  </item>" >> feed.xml
-done
-
-echo '</channel></rss>' >> feed.xml
-

bin/toad.md

@@ -1,195 +0,0 @@
-# toad.md
-
-> the pro toad and superb owl comic generator
-
-## about
-
-This program reads a script file and interpolates its contents with some ascii art, and then writes the result to stdout.
-
-The end goal is automating the creation of [Pro Toad and Superb Owl][ptso] comics.
-
-[ptso]: https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl
-
-## usage
-
-    $ retro toad.md path/to/script.txt > comic.txt
-
-## components
-
-the components of the program are:
-
-1. IO - open the text file, read it line by line, close the file, write to stdout
-
-2. input parser - there are 2 line types in the script file: 
-
-	- a text line, and
-	- a separator line: a special `---` line to separate panels.
-
-3. comic builder - build the first panel, the second panel (no input needed, just output tanel 2), and the 3rd panel (repeat steps needed for 1st panel)
-
-4. panel builder - for as long as art array has length, and as long as the current input line has length or until the input parser hits the separator line or the end of the file, call the line builder with the next line of the art array (if there is one) and the input line.
-
-	If the input line has no length, and the next line is not the separator, have the line builder insert a "blank line" and get a new input line.
-
-5. line builder - given two strings, build a new string containing the first, and appending words from the second up to a total of ~80 cols.
-
-## argument validation
-
-print a helpful message if the script is called without an argument
-
-~~~
-script:arguments #0 eq? [ 'Error:_Missing_argument s:put ] if;
-~~~
-
-## panels
-
-okay let's go
-
-There are two panels: one where toad speaks, and one where owl speaks. Let's save each to an array, one string per line.
-
-Here's toad (panels 1 & 3):
-
-~~~
-'toad var
-{
-'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__
-'_(~~~~)____./)_)___
-'_(>vv<)______"_"___
-'___________________
-'_____\_____________
-} !toad
-~~~
-
-Here's owl (panel 2):
-
-~~~
-'owl var
-{
-'_(@)(@)_____{0,0}__--_Hoo?
-'_(~~~~)____./)_)__________
-'_(>vv<)______"_"__________
-} !owl
-~~~
-
-Also here are some code fences, because we'll need those too:
-
-~~~
-:fences  '``` s:put nl ;
-~~~
-
-## Input/output
-
-open the file for reading and save the file handle to `handle`
-
-save the file fize. we'll use this to check for end of file.
-
-~~~
-'handle var
-'size var
-
-#0 script:get-argument
-file:open-for-reading !handle !size
-
-:get-line  @handle file:read-line ;
-~~~
-
-## Input Parser
-
-TODO: this isn't tested or used anywhere yet.
-
-~~~
-{{
-  :end-of-file? (-)  @handle file:tell @size gteq? ;
-  :separator? (m-f)  '--- eq? ;
----reveal---
-  :end-of-section? (-f)  separator? end-of-file? or ;
-}}
-~~~
-
-## Line wrapping
-
-Here's a line wrapping module.
-
-~~~
-{{
-  #0 'displayed var-n
-  #40 'wrap-at var-n
-  :wrap?  dup @displayed + @wrap-at gt? ;
-  :display  [ nl !displayed ] [ displayed v:inc-by ] choose s:put sp ;
----reveal---
-  :s:put-wrapped (s-)  ASCII:SPACE s:tokenize
-    [ dup s:length wrap? display ] a:for-each
-    #0 !displayed ;
-}}
-~~~
-
-src:
-
-<https://github.com/crcx/retroforth/blob/master/example/wordwrap.retro>
-
-
-## Panel 1
-
-print out the first panel
-
-ascii art:
-
-~~~
-fences
-@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
-~~~
-
-text:
-
-~~~
-[
-  get-line
-  dup '--- s:eq? not [
-    dup s:put-wrapped nl
-  ] if
-  '--- s:eq? not
-] while
-~~~
-
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-
-~~~
-fences nl nl
-~~~
-
-## Panel 2
-
-~~~
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-@owl [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
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-~~~
-
-## Panel 3
-
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-
-~~~
-fences
-@toad [ s:put nl ] a:for-each
-~~~
-
-print the text:
-
-~~~
-[
-  get-line
-  s:put-wrapped nl
-  @handle file:size @handle file:tell gt?
-] while
-~~~
-
-wrap it up
-
-~~~
-fences
-~~~
-
-## Conclusion
-
-That's all! That's the end

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+%rec: comic
+%doc: a hilarious webcomic about two best friends
+%type: date date
+%key: id
+%unique: id
+%auto: date
+%mandatory: id top bottom date
+%allowed: id top bottom date
+%sort: date
+
+id: 00001
+top: ya see, some people go real fast
++ and other people they go real slow
++ yeah that's it doncha know
+bottom: yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict
+date: 2021-08-14
+
+id: 00002
+top: ...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
+bottom: To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00003
+top: So did you watch the Super Bowl?
+bottom: Yeah, me neither.
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00004
+top: Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
+bottom: Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00005
+top: Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
+bottom: All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff.
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00006
+top: Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
+bottom: At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people.
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00007
+top: there should be no such thing as billionaires
+bottom:
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00008
+top: There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all.
+bottom: So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke.
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00009
+top: So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party!
+bottom: I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline.
++ Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
+date: 2021-08-29
+
+id: 00010
+top: a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
+bottom: He chose the blesser of two weevils
+date: 2021-12-01
+
+id: 00011
+top: So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out.
+bottom: I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away.
+date: 2022-02-03
+
+id: 00012
+top: Ed is the standard text editor!
+bottom: ?
++ ?
++ ?
+date: 2022-08-25
+
+id: 00013
+top: You can't fathom the unfathomable.
+bottom: You can't derstand the understandable!
+date: 2022-11-04
+
+id: 00014
+top: So there's this librarian who logged into a remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep the chatter down
+bottom: It was a ssh shh
+date: 2022-12-01
+
+id: 00015
+top: dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun stuff in there
+bottom: I wonder if i can find something somebody calls home
+date: 2023-08-23
+
+id: 00016
+top: Having fun isn't hard!
+bottom: ... when you have a library card!
+date: 2023-10-01
+
+id: 00017
+top: today, I'm playing camp counselor at work and also facing the reality I need to upgrade my very old cell phone
+bottom: hahaha, one is just emotional, the other is me doing the emotional labor of redirecting other folks energies so that they don't do a murder or something
+date: 2023-10-02
+
+id: 00018
+top: hello my friends wit hshell access
+bottom: but my mood is good, which trumps everything
+date: 2023-10-06
+
+id: 00019
+top: horse
+bottom: bhuururRrURhurU
+date: 2024-01-07
+
+id: 00020
+top: I went thrifting yesterday
+bottom: or as I like to call it, Goodwill Hunting
+date: 2024-01-10
+
+id: 00021
+top: Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
+bottom: But now I'm clean
+date: 2024-01-14
+
+top: Mickey is at his attorney's office filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I just don't think you have a case. You can't divorce Minnie for being weird..."
+bottom: Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, says, "You're not listening! I never said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING GOOFY!"
+id: 00022
+date: 2024-01-17
+
+top: She was convinced she could just run it through the dishwasher
+bottom: and I was like MOM! You should NOT trust something that can COOK SALMON to CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+id: 00023
+date: 2024-01-17
+
+top: I once broke up with a guy because he just wouldn't stop counting
+bottom: I wonder what he's up to now
+id: 00024
+date: 2024-02-18
+
+top: Hey I've got a whole big box full of dead batteries here if you want them.
+bottom: They're free of charge!
+id: 00025
+date: 2024-04-07

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+# 00001
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+ya see, some people go real fast
+and other people they go real slow
+yeah that's it doncha know
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+yeah that's the real root cause of most 
+workplace conflict
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00002.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+# 00002
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+...and that's how I became a YAML 
+engineer.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real 
+job either. But they keep giving me 
+YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00003.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# 00003
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So did you watch the Super Bowl?
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Yeah, me neither.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00004.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+# 00004
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Did you know that one of the very first 
+television advertisements during the 
+AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for 
+Budweiser beer?
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a 
+SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00005.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+# 00005
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an 
+information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+All I want is like a small cute remote 
+information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out 
+in the woods where I can see some 
+flowers and leaves and listen to the 
+birds and stuff.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00006.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+# 00006
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Is there even such a thing as 
+"mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to 
+be the case that everybody watched the 
+same nightly news and listened to the 
+same radio station. And 
+"counterculture" was growing your hair 
+long and listening to rock and roll. 
+Now the duality of mainstream vs. 
+counterculture seems as quaint as the 
+idea that there are only two genders or 
+only two sexes. Kids don't listen to 
+rock & roll to rebel, they listen to 
+soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if 
+the niche sound that speaks directly to 
+them doesn't exist, they can invent it 
+and upload it for the world to hear 
+with little more than a cheap laptop.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of 
+the internet is a metaphorical infosec 
+furry, and because of them there are as 
+many small STREAMS and countercultures 
+as there are individual people.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00007.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# 00007
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+there should be no such thing as 
+billionaires
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00008.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+# 00008
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+There was a sense of euphoria while we 
+were in flow, like we were invinsible, 
+but afterwards everything seemed 
+brittle and fragile like it was held 
+together with duct tape and kite string 
+and like it might all come crumbling 
+down if the wind blew in from the wrong 
+direction. And there we were in the 
+aftermath, unsure whether we 
+accomplished our goals, who we hurt in 
+the process, or if there was anything 
+good about it all.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So anyway that's what we call a 
+"hackathon". The tech bros invited me 
+to "do some lines" and at this point I 
+can't remember if it was code or coke.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00009.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+# 00009
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So I picked up a book in the middle of 
+this epic fantasy series. It's by this 
+author who I heard does really good 
+sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into 
+that. Anyway the story opens on a 
+tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his 
+line, subject to disfigurement because 
+of the family curse and whatnot. But, 
+get this, it totally takes place in Old 
+Germany during the rise of the Nazi 
+party!
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I was so disoriented that I looked it 
+up, and there will eventually be a 
+classic fantasy storyline that 
+interweaves with the modern nazi 
+storyline.
+Which means eventually the hero is 
+literally going ride a dragon to 
+Hitler's bunker and punch him in the 
+face and if there's one thing this 
+world needs more of, it's mother 
+fucking dragons beating the shit out of 
+nazis.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00010.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+# 00010
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+a guy was looking for a priest to 
+officiate his wedding and narrowed it 
+down to his final two choices. the 
+first one walked in with two beetles 
+and started praying over the bugs. the 
+second one started spraying everybody 
+with holy water from a water gun. Know 
+who he chose?
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+He chose the blesser of two weevils
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00011.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+# 00011
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So I was down by the capitol and I 
+noticed some kind of protest was 
+happening. I saw a couple people 
+wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
+ew, probably a bunch of treasonous 
+right-wing fundamentalist bastards. 
+Which, you know, is always the first 
+thing you think when you see somebody 
+wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
+somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" 
+sign and thought, aw, it must be some 
+pro-choicers! And I decided to get a 
+little closer to check it out.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I got close enough to see a bunch of 
+the other signs and they were all like, 
+"No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I 
+knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch 
+of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist 
+bastards! I said "ew" again and turned 
+around and ran away.
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00012.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+# 00012
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Ed is the standard text editor!
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+?
+?
+?
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00013.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# 00013
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+You can't fathom the unfathomable.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+You can't derstand the understandable!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00014.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+# 00014
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So there's this librarian who logged 
+into a remote server to tell everybody 
+on irc to keep the chatter down
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+It was a ssh shh
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00015.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+# 00015
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of 
+other fun stuff in there
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I wonder if i can find something 
+somebody calls home
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00016.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# 00016
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Having fun isn't hard!
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+... when you have a library card!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00017.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+# 00017
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+today, I'm playing camp counselor at 
+work and also facing the reality I need 
+to upgrade my very old cell phone
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+hahaha, one is just emotional, the 
+other is me doing the emotional labor 
+of redirecting other folks energies so 
+that they don't do a murder or something
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00018.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# 00018
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+hello my friends wit hshell access
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+but my mood is good, which trumps 
+everything
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00019.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# 00019
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+horse
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+bhuururRrURhurU
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00020.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# 00020
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I went thrifting yesterday
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+or as I like to call it, Goodwill 
+Hunting
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00021.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# 00021
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Ya know I used to be addicted to soap
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+But now I'm clean
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00022.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+# 00022
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Mickey is at his attorney's office 
+filing for divorce. Lawyer says, "I'm 
+sorry Mickey, I just don't think you 
+have a case. You can't divorce Minnie 
+for being weird..."
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Mickey, getting visibly frustrated, 
+says, "You're not listening! I never 
+said she's WEIRD, I said she's FUCKING 
+GOOFY!"
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00023.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+# 00023
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+She was convinced she could just run it 
+through the dishwasher
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+and I was like MOM! You should NOT 
+trust something that can COOK SALMON to 
+CLEAN your KEYBOARD!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00024.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# 00024
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I once broke up with a guy because he 
+just wouldn't stop counting
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I wonder what he's up to now
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/00025.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# 00025
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+Hey I've got a whole big box full of 
+dead batteries here if you want them.
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+They're free of charge!
+```
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

gemini/index.gmi

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
+
+Two best friends have adventures!
+
+=> 00025.gmi 2024-04-07 - 00025
+=> 00024.gmi 2024-02-18 - 00024
+=> 00023.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00023
+=> 00022.gmi 2024-01-17 - 00022
+=> 00021.gmi 2024-01-14 - 00021
+=> 00020.gmi 2024-01-10 - 00020
+=> 00019.gmi 2024-01-07 - 00019
+=> 00018.gmi 2023-10-06 - 00018
+=> 00017.gmi 2023-10-02 - 00017
+=> 00016.gmi 2023-10-01 - 00016
+=> 00015.gmi 2023-08-23 - 00015
+=> 00014.gmi 2022-12-01 - 00014
+=> 00013.gmi 2022-11-04 - 00013
+=> 00012.gmi 2022-08-25 - 00012
+=> 00011.gmi 2022-02-03 - 00011
+=> 00010.gmi 2021-12-01 - 00010
+=> 00009.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00009
+=> 00008.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00008
+=> 00007.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00007
+=> 00006.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00006
+=> 00005.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00005
+=> 00004.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00004
+=> 00003.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00003
+=> 00002.gmi 2021-08-29 - 00002
+=> 00001.gmi 2021-08-14 - 00001
+
+=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic

justfile

@@ -4,17 +4,83 @@ default:
 
 # build rss feed
 rss:
-  @./bin/rss.sh
+  #!/bin/sh
+  exec > feed.xml
+  echo "<rss version=\"2.0\" xmlns:atom=\"http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom\">"
+  echo "  <channel>"
+  echo "    <title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>"
+  echo "    <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl</link>"
+  echo "    <description>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl!</description>"
+  echo "    <atom:link rel=\"self\" type=\"application/rss+xml\" href=\"https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/feed.xml\"/>"
+  echo "    <generator>/bin/sh</generator>"
+  recsel db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/feed.tmpl
+  echo "</channel></rss>"
 
 # watch toad.md for changes
 watch:
-  @ls bin/toad.md | entr -c retro bin/toad.md src/00001.txt
+  echo "TODO"
 alias dev := watch
 
-# build all comics
+# build markdown comics
-build:
+markdown:
-  #!/usr/bin/env sh
+  #!/bin/sh
-  for f in $(ls src/*.txt); do
+  for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++))
-    base=`basename ${f}`
+  do
-    retro bin/toad.md ${f} > "${base/txt/md}"
+    id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec)
+    recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40 > $id.md
   done
+
+# build gemini
+gemini:
+  #!/bin/sh
+  for ((i = 0; i < $(recsel -c db/database.rec); i++))
+  do
+    id=$(recsel -P id -n $i db/database.rec)
+    exec > gemini/$id.gmi
+    echo "# $id"
+    echo
+    recsel -n $i db/database.rec | recfmt -f templates/page.tmpl | fold -s -w 40
+    echo
+    echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic"
+  done
+
+# build gemini index
+index:
+  #!/bin/sh
+  exec > gemini/index.gmi
+  echo "# Pro Toad and Superb Owl"
+  echo
+  echo "Two best friends have adventures!"
+  echo
+  recsel db/database.rec \
+  | recfmt "=> {{{{id}}.gmi {{{{date}} - {{{{id}}---" \
+  | sed 's/---/\n/g' \
+  | tail -r
+  echo
+  echo "=> gemini://tilde.town/~dozens/comic"
+
+# go gemini
+upload:
+  rsync -vurp gemini/* $HOME/blogs/gemini/comic
+  
+# build and rss
+all: markdown gemini index upload rss
+
+# new script
+new:
+  #!/usr/bin/env sh
+  count=$(recsel -c db/database.rec)
+  read -p "first line: " top
+  read -p "second line: " bottom
+  printf -v id "%05d" $((++count))
+  recins --verbose -t comic \
+    -f "top" -v "$top" \
+    -f "bottom" -v "$bottom" \
+    -f "id" -v "$id" \
+    -f "date" -v "$(date -I)" \
+    db/database.rec
+
+# update recfeed
+recfeed:
+  recset db/feed.rec -t item -e 'id = 0' -f published -s `gdate -Iseconds`
+  recset db/feed.rec -t feed -n 0 -f updated -s `gdate -Iseconds`

src/00001.txt

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-ya see, some people go real fast
-and other people they go real slow
-yeah that's it doncha know
----
-yeah that's the real root cause of most workplace conflict

src/00002.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
----
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. But they keep giving me YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!

src/00003.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-So did you watch the Super Bowl?
----
-Yeah, me neither.

src/00004.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-Did you know that one of the very first television advertisements during the AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for Budweiser beer?
----
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!

src/00005.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
----
-All I want is like a small cute remote information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and listen to the birds and stuff.

src/00006.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-Is there even such a thing as "mainstream" anymore? I mean it used to be the case that everybody watched the same nightly news and listened to the same radio station. And "counterculture" was growing your hair long and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that there are only two genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it for the world to hear with little more than a cheap laptop.
----
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of them there are as many small STREAMS and countercultures as there are individual people.

src/00008.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards everything seemed brittle and fragile like it was held together with duct tape and kite string and like it might all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there was anything good about it all.
----
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I can't remember if it was code or coke.

src/00009.txt

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard does really good sword and sorcery stories, and I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, subject to disfigurement because of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the Nazi party!
----
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and there will eventually be a classic fantasy storyline that interweaves with the modern nazi storyline.
-
-Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.

src/00010.txt

@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his wedding and narrowed it down to his final two choices. the first one walked in with two beetles and started praying over the bugs. the second one started spraying everybody with holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
----
-He chose the blesser of two weevils
-

src/00011.txt

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out.
----
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away.

src/00012.txt

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-Ed is the standard text editor!
----
-?
-?
-?

templates/feed.tmpl

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+<item>
+  <title>{{id}}</title>
+  <link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/{{id}}.md</link>
+  <pubDate>{{date}}</pubDate>
+  <description>
+<![CDATA["
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+{{top}}
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+{{bottom}}
+```
+"]]>
+  </description>
+</item>

templates/page.tmpl

@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+{{top}}
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "          
+```
+
+
+```
+ (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+{{bottom}}
+```