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So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
always the first thing you think when you see 
somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
decided to get a little closer to check it out. 
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I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
"ew" again and turned around and ran away. 
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