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# Pro Toad and Superb Owl
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(@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
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(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
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(>vv<) " " It's by this author who I heard
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does really good sword and sorcery
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\ stories, and I'm into that. Anyway
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the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
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last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
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of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
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totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
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of the Nazi party!
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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(@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
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(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
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(>vv<) " " fantasy storyline that interweaves with
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the modern nazi storyline.
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\
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Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
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a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and
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if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
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fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.
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