(@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-ya see, some people go real fast
-and other people they go real slow
-yeah that's it doncha know
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-yeah that's the real root cause of most
-workplace conflict (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+ya see, some people go real fast
+and other people they go real slow
+yeah that's it doncha know (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+yeah that's the real root cause of most
+workplace conflict (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
-ENGINEERING it! (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+...and that's how I became a YAML engineer. (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either.
+But they keep giving me YAML and I keep
+ENGINEERING it! (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So did you watch the Super Bowl?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Yeah, me neither. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+So did you watch the Super Bowl? (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Yeah, me neither. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Did you know that one of the very first
-television advertisements during the
-AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
-Budweiser beer?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
-PROTO AD! (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Did you know that one of the very first
+television advertisements during the
+AFL–NFL World Championship Game was for
+Budweiser beer? (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL
+PROTO AD! (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
-SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-All I want is like a small cute remote
-information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
-woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
-listen to the birds and stuff. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Who even ever asked for or wanted an information
+SUPERHIGHWAY anyway? (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+All I want is like a small cute remote
+information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the
+woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and
+listen to the birds and stuff. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
-anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
-everybody watched the same nightly news and
-listened to the same radio station. And
-"counterculture" was growing your hair long
-and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
-of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
-quaint as the idea that there are only two
-genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
-rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
-emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
-speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
-invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
-little more than a cheap laptop.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
-is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
-them there are as many small STREAMS and
-countercultures as there are individual
-people. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Is there even such a thing as "mainstream"
+anymore? I mean it used to be the case that
+everybody watched the same nightly news and
+listened to the same radio station. And
+"counterculture" was growing your hair long
+and listening to rock and roll. Now the duality
+of mainstream vs. counterculture seems as
+quaint as the idea that there are only two
+genders or only two sexes. Kids don't listen to
+rock & roll to rebel, they listen to soundcloud
+emo rap, or whatever, and if the niche sound that
+speaks directly to them doesn't exist, they can
+invent it and upload it for the world to hear with
+little more than a cheap laptop. (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the internet
+is a metaphorical infosec furry, and because of
+them there are as many small STREAMS and
+countercultures as there are individual
+people. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
-flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
-everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
-was held together with duct tape and kite string
-and like it might all come crumbling down if the
-wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
-we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
-process, or if there was anything good about it
-all.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
-this point I can't remember if it was code or
-coke. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+There was a sense of euphoria while we were in
+flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards
+everything seemed brittle and fragile like it
+was held together with duct tape and kite string
+and like it might all come crumbling down if the
+wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there
+we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we
+accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the
+process, or if there was anything good about it
+all. (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The
+tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at
+this point I can't remember if it was code or
+coke. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
-fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
-does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
-I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
-subject to disfigurement because of the family
-curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
-takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
-Nazi party!
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy
-storyline that interweaves with the modern
-nazi storyline.
-
-Which means eventually the hero is literally
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
-him in the face and if there's one thing this
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic
+fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard
+does really good sword and sorcery stories, and
+I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a
+tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line,
+subject to disfigurement because of the family
+curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally
+takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the
+Nazi party! (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and
+there will eventually be a classic fantasy
+storyline that interweaves with the modern
+nazi storyline.
+
+Which means eventually the hero is literally
+going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch
+him in the face and if there's one thing this
+world needs more of, it's mother fucking
+dragons beating the shit out of nazis. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
-wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
-choices. the first one walked in with two
-beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
-second one started spraying everybody with
-holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-He chose the blesser of two weevils
- (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his
+wedding and narrowed it down to his final two
+choices. the first one walked in with two
+beetles and started praying over the bugs. the
+second one started spraying everybody with
+holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose? (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+He chose the blesser of two weevils
+ (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
-kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
-people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
-fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
-always the first thing you think when you see
-somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
-thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
-decided to get a little closer to check it out.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away. (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some
+kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple
+people wearing US flags and thought to myself,
+ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing
+fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is
+always the first thing you think when you see
+somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw
+somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and
+thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I
+decided to get a little closer to check it out. (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+I got close enough to see a bunch of the other
+signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No
+Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been
+tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous
+right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said
+"ew" again and turned around and ran away. (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-Ed is the standard text editor!
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-?
-?
-? (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+Ed is the standard text editor! (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+?
+?
+? (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-You can't fathom the unfathomable.
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-You can't derstand the understandable! (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+You can't fathom the unfathomable. (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+You can't derstand the understandable! (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-So there's this librarian who logged into a
-remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep
-the chatter down
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-It was a ssh shh (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+So there's this librarian who logged into a
+remote server to tell everybody on irc to keep
+the chatter down (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+It was a ssh shh (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun
-stuff in there
- (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
- (~~~~) ./) )
- (>vv<) " "
-
- \
-I wonder if i can find something somebody calls
-home (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+dang it yall hvae me writing a bunch of other fun
+stuff in there (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " " (@)(@) {0,0}
+ (~~~~) ./) )
+ (>vv<) " "
+
+ \
+I wonder if i can find something somebody calls
+home