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+ya see, some people go real fast 
+and other people they go real slow 
+yeah that's it doncha know

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+yeah that's the real root cause of most 
+workplace conflict

00002.md

Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700

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+...and that's how I became a YAML engineer.

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+To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
+But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
+ENGINEERING it!

00003.md

Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700

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+So did you watch the Super Bowl?

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+Yeah, me neither.

00004.md

Aug 25 11:13:16 2022

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\ Yep! I guess you could say it was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD! -

00010.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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-a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
-wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
-choices. the first one walked in with two 
-beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
-second one started spraying everybody with 
-holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?

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-He chose the blesser of two weevils 
-

00001.md

Aug 25 11:13:16 2022

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-ya see, some people go real fast 
-and other people they go real slow 
-yeah that's it doncha know

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-yeah that's the real root cause of most 
-workplace conflict

00011.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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-So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
-kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
-people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
-ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
-fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
-always the first thing you think when you see 
-somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
-somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
-thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
-decided to get a little closer to check it out.

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-I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
-signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
-Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
-tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
-right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
-"ew" again and turned around and ran away.

00005.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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 information HIKING TRAIL somewhere out in the 
 woods where I can see some flowers and leaves and 
 listen to the birds and stuff.

00008.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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-There was a sense of euphoria while we were in 
-flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards 
-everything seemed brittle and fragile like it 
-was held together with duct tape and kite string 
-and like it might all come crumbling down if the 
-wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there 
-we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we 
-accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the 
-process, or if there was anything good about it 
-all.

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-So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The 
-tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at 
-this point I can't remember if it was code or 
-coke.

00009.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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-So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
-fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
-does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
-I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
-tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
-subject to disfigurement because of the family 
-curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
-takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
-Nazi party!

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-I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
-there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
-storyline that interweaves with the modern 
-nazi storyline. 
- 
-Which means eventually the hero is literally 
-going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
-him in the face and if there's one thing this 
-world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
-dragons beating the shit out of nazis.

00002.md

Aug 25 11:13:16 2022

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-...and that's how a became a YAML engineer.

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-                   
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-To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real job either. 
-But they keep giving me YAML and I keep 
-ENGINEERING it!

00012.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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-Ed is the standard text editor!

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00006.md

Aug 25 11:13:17 2022

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00007.md https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md - Feb 26 08:11:25 2021 + Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700 Pro Toad and Superb Owl

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00003.md

Aug 25 11:13:16 2022

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-So did you watch the Super Bowl?

+There was a sense of euphoria while we were in +flow, like we were invinsible, but afterwards +everything seemed brittle and fragile like it +was held together with duct tape and kite string +and like it might all come crumbling down if the +wind blew in from the wrong direction. And there +we were in the aftermath, unsure whether we +accomplished our goals, who we hurt in the +process, or if there was anything good about it +all.

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@@ -341,7 +211,137 @@ So did you watch the Super Bowl? (>vv<) " " \ -Yeah, me neither. +So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The +tech bros invited me to "do some lines" and at +this point I can't remember if it was code or +coke. +

00009.md

Sat Apr 17 11:45:40 2021 -0600

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+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+So I picked up a book in the middle of this epic 
+fantasy series. It's by this author who I heard 
+does really good sword and sorcery stories, and 
+I'm into that. Anyway the story opens on a 
+tragic, lonely noble lord, last of his line, 
+subject to disfigurement because of the family 
+curse and whatnot. But, get this, it totally 
+takes place in Old Germany during the rise of the 
+Nazi party!

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+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "

 (@)(@)     {0,0}  
+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I was so disoriented that I looked it up, and 
+there will eventually be a classic fantasy 
+storyline that interweaves with the modern 
+nazi storyline. 
+ 
+Which means eventually the hero is literally 
+going ride a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch 
+him in the face and if there's one thing this 
+world needs more of, it's mother fucking 
+dragons beating the shit out of nazis.

00010.md

Wed Dec 1 07:51:43 2021 -0700

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+                   
+     \             
+a guy was looking for a priest to officiate his 
+wedding and narrowed it down to his final two 
+choices. the first one walked in with two 
+beetles and started praying over the bugs. the 
+second one started spraying everybody with 
+holy water from a water gun. Know who he chose?

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+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "

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+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+He chose the blesser of two weevils 
+

00011.md

Thu Feb 3 22:24:58 2022 -0700

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+                   
+     \             
+So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some 
+kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple 
+people wearing US flags and thought to myself, 
+ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing 
+fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is 
+always the first thing you think when you see 
+somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw 
+somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and 
+thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I 
+decided to get a little closer to check it out.

 (@)(@)     {0,0}  -- Hoo?
+ (~~~~)    ./) )          
+ (>vv<)      " "

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+ (~~~~)    ./) )   
+ (>vv<)      " "   
+                   
+     \             
+I got close enough to see a bunch of the other 
+signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No 
+Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been 
+tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous 
+right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said 
+"ew" again and turned around and ran away.

00012.md

Wed Feb 10 12:28:44 2021 -0700

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+Ed is the standard text editor!

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+? 
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+?