From e5949e6abb3620fd112fdae4a20338fa5d6c4ebc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: dozens Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2022 22:24:58 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?=E2=9C=A8=2000011?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- 00011.md | 39 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ src/00011.txt | 3 +++ 2 files changed, 42 insertions(+) create mode 100644 00011.md create mode 100644 src/00011.txt diff --git a/00011.md b/00011.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f73a474 --- /dev/null +++ b/00011.md @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some +kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple +people wearing US flags and thought to myself, +ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing +fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is +always the first thing you think when you see +somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw +somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and +thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I +decided to get a little closer to check it out. +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo? + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " +``` + + +``` + (@)(@) {0,0} + (~~~~) ./) ) + (>vv<) " " + + \ +I got close enough to see a bunch of the other +signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No +Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been +tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous +right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said +"ew" again and turned around and ran away. +``` diff --git a/src/00011.txt b/src/00011.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2dc9eb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/00011.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +So I was down by the capitol and I noticed some kind of protest was happening. I saw a couple people wearing US flags and thought to myself, ew, probably a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards. Which, you know, is always the first thing you think when you see somebody wearing the US flag. But then I saw somebody holding a "My Body My Choice" sign and thought, aw, it must be some pro-choicers! And I decided to get a little closer to check it out. +--- +I got close enough to see a bunch of the other signs and they were all like, "No Jab! No Vaccine!" and that's when I knew I had been tricked. It WAS a bunch of treasonous right-wing fundamentalist bastards! I said "ew" again and turned around and ran away.