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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>It's Pro Toad and Superb Owl</title>
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<title>00004.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00004.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:48:03 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Did you know that one of the very
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first television advertisements during
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the AFL–NFL World Championship Game
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was for Budweiser beer?</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Yep! I guess you could say it
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was a SUPER BOWL PROTO AD!</code></pre>
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<title>00001.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00001.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 10 12:25:55 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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ya see, some people go real fast
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and other people they go real slow</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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yeah that's the real root cause
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of most workplace conflict</code></pre>
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<title>00005.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00005.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 12 10:34:52 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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Who even ever asked for or wanted
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an information SUPERHIGHWAY anyway?</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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All I want is like a small cute
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remote information HIKING TRAIL
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somewhere out in the woods where
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I can see some flowers and leaves
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and listen to the birds and stuff.</code></pre>
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<title>00008.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00008.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 26 08:26:45 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} There was a sense of euphoria
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(~~~~) ./)_) while we were in flow, like we
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(>vv<) " " were invinsible, but afterwards
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everything seemed brittle and
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\ fragile like it was held together
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with duct tape and kite string and like it might
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all come crumbling down if the wind blew in from
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the wrong direction. And there we were in the
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aftermath, unsure whether we accomplished our
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goals, who we hurt in the process, or if there
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was anything good about it all.</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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So anyway that's what we call a "hackathon". The tech
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bros invited me to "do some lines" and at this point I
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can't remember if it was code or coke.</code></pre>
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<title>00009.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00009.md</link>
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<pubDate>Apr 17 11:44:45 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} So I picked up a book in the
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(~~~~) ./)_) middle of this epic fantasy series.
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(>vv<) " " It's by this author who I heard
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does really good sword and sorcery
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\ stories, and I'm into that. Anyway
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the story opens on a tragic, lonely noble lord,
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last of his line, subject to disfigurement because
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of the family curse and whatnot. But, get this, it
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totally takes place in Old Germany during the rise
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of the Nazi party!</code></pre>
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<pre><code>
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(@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} I was so disoriented that I looked it up,
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(~~~~) ./)_) and there will eventually be a classic
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(>vv<) " " fantasy storyline that interweaves with
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the modern nazi storyline.
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\
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Which means eventually the hero is literally going ride
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a dragon to Hitler's bunker and punch him in the face and
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if there's one thing this world needs more of, it's mother
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fucking dragons beating the shit out of nazis.</code></pre>
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<title>00002.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00002.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 11 16:43:59 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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\
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...and that's how a became
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a YAML engineer.</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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To be honest, I'm not sure it's a real
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job either. But they keep giving me
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YAML and I keep ENGINEERING it!</code></pre>
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<title>00006.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00006.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 13 14:11:29 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} Is there even such a thing
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(~~~~) ./)_) as "mainstream" anymore? I
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(>vv<) " " mean it used to be the case
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that everybody watched the
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\ same nightly news and listened
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to the same radio station. And "counterculture"
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was growing your hair long and listening to rock
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and roll. Now the duality of mainstream vs.
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counterculture seems as quaint as the idea that
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there are only two genders or only two sexes.
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Kids don't listen to rock & roll to rebel, they
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listen to soundcloud emo rap, or whatever, and
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if the niche sound that speaks directly to them
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doesn't exist, they can invent it and upload it
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for the world to hear with little more than a
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cheap laptop.</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "
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At the other end of the LONG TAIL of the
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internet is a metaphorical infosec furry,
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and because of them there are as many
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small STREAMS and countercultures as there
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are individual people.</code></pre>
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<title>00007.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00007.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 26 08:11:25 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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(>vv<) " "
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there should be no such thing
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as billionaires</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(~~~~) ./)_)
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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<title>00003.md</title>
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<link>https://git.tilde.town/dozens/protoadandsuperbowl/raw/branch/master/00003.md</link>
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<pubDate>Feb 11 17:01:15 2021</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[
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<h1 id="pro-toad-and-superb-owl">Pro Toad and Superb Owl</h1>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0}
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So did you watch the Super Bowl?</code></pre>
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<pre><code> (@)(@) {0,0} -- Hoo?
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(>vv<) " "</code></pre>
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Yeah, me neither.</code></pre>
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