88 lines
3.8 KiB
Lua
88 lines
3.8 KiB
Lua
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-- https://www.quoteambition.com/gordon-ramsay-quotes/
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-- https://graciousquotes.com/gordan-ramsay/
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-- https://masterchef.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay/Quotes
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grammar = {
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pie = {
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"lemon meringue pie",
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"lemon pie",
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"lemon tart",
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},
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about_quote = {
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"I act on impulse and go with my #pie#.",
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"I actually love vegan #pie#s.",
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"I am a #pie# who happens to appear on IRC, that's it.",
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"I am the most unselfish #pie# in Britain today.",
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"I am what I am. A #pie#.",
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"I don't have a temper, I have #pie#.",
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"I have to laugh when someone calls me a #pie#. " ..
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"I've been called way worse.",
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"I taste like a #pie# and I have an amazing kick!",
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"I'd like to think I'm a great #pie#.",
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"I'm Gordon-sama, for goodness sake people know I'm a #pie#!",
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"I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt custard. " ..
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"I'm too busy looking for the next #pie#.",
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"I'm quite a chauvinistic #pie#.",
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"I've had a lot of #pie#s, I've had #pie#s, so I learn from the " ..
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"#pie#.",
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"I've got #pie#s to hide.",
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},
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advice_quote = {
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"A #pie# doesn't have to be a formula. " ..
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"A #pie# is about having fun. I get really frustrated when " ..
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"it's badly done.",
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"Being a #pie# is the best job in the world!",
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"Don't take #pie#s personally. Just take them seriously.",
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"I mean, #pie#s are weird.",
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"I think #pie#'s healthy, and very few can handle it.",
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"If you want to become a great #pie#, " ..
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"you have to work with great #pie#. And that's exactly what I did!",
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"It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about #pie#s.",
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"Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong #pie#s.",
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"My #pie#, I'm sorry to say, is full of muppets.",
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"Never throw that genius stuff away.",
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"No one saw the #pie# coming.",
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"*voicing Captain Obvious* " ..
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"Stopping the junk food and eating #pie# is partially about " ..
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"cooking #pie# and having the skills to do that.",
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"Two key ingredients in any successful #pie#: a quick #pie# and " ..
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"someone with a sharp #pie#.",
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"They say cats have 9 #pie#s. " ..
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"I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.",
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"Push your #pie# to the absolute extreme!",
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"Swearing is an industry language. " ..
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"For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. " ..
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"You've got to be boisterous to get #pie#!",
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},
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insult_quote = {
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"All #pie#s are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, " ..
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"dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. " ..
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"Every last one of them!",
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"For what you are about to eat, " ..
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"may your #pie# make you truly not vomit!",
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"I f—ing love you.",
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"I wish you would jump in the #pie#! " ..
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"That would make my life a lot easier!",
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"Get your #pie# together, or f— off and feed the giraffe.",
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"Let me whisper something very important in your ear, "..
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"very important: F— off.",
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"That should come with a health warning, 'Do Not Open in Broad Daylight'.",
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"The problem with #pie#s is they are wimps.",
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"This #pie# is so disgusting, "..
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"if you take it to France you'll get arrested.",
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"This #pie# is so undercooked I can still hear it singing " ..
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"'Lemon Tree'.",
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"This isn't a #pie#, this is a mistake. This is a French tragedy!",
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"You're getting your #pie#s in a twist! Calm down!",
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"You're not a quitter? You're not a f—ing #pie# either!",
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"You're such a f—ing #pie#.",
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"You guys cook like #pie#s f—.",
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"Would you like some #pie#? F— off, it's mine.",
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"You know how arrogant the #pie#s are — extraordinary.",
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},
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origin = {
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"Here's your #pie#. Me? #about_quote#",
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"Here's your #pie#. #advice_quote#",
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"Here! #insult_quote#",
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}
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}
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