(gordon) Add salad command, updated pie command

mio 2022-09-09 17:14:43 +00:00
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grammar = {
cheese = {
"feta cheese",
"goat cheese",
"Parmigiano Reggiano cheese",
},
meat = {
"chicken",
"steak",
"turkey",
},
topping = {
"bacon bits",
"bread crumbs",
},
fruit = {
"apples",
"avocado",
"currants",
"pineapples",
"raisins",
"strawberries",
"watermelon",
},
herb = {
"basil",
"cilantro",
"dill",
"lemon verbena",
"mint",
"parsley",
"rosemary",
"tarragon",
},
nut = {
"almonds",
"peanuts",
"pistachios",
"walnuts",
},
veggie = {
"bean sprouts",
"carrots",
"Swiss chard",
"cucumbers",
"corn",
"kimchi",
"bell peppers",
"roasted peppers",
"kale",
"lettuce",
"onions",
"spring onions",
"potatos",
"pickles",
"radicchio",
"roasted sweet potatos",
"shallots",
"young soybeans",
"spinach",
"tomatoes",
"cherry tomatoes",
"zucchini",
},
sauce = {
"mayonnaise",
"Caesar salad dressing",
"ranch salad dressing",
"thousand island dressing",
"hot sauce",
},
origin = {
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie#, #cheese# " ..
"and drizzled with #sauce#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"sprinkled with #nut# and drizzled with #sauce#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #fruit#, #veggie#, #fruit#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #herb#, #herb#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie#, #cheese# and sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #meat# and #veggie# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie# and sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #fruit#, #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie#, #cheese# and sprinkled with #nut# and #topping#!",
"Here, have a #meat# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie#, #cheese# and #topping#!",
}
}

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-- https://www.quoteambition.com/gordon-ramsay-quotes/
-- https://graciousquotes.com/gordan-ramsay/
-- https://masterchef.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay/Quotes
grammar = {
pie = {
"lemon meringue pie",
"lemon pie",
"lemon tart",
filling = {
"apple",
"banana",
"blackberry",
"blueberry",
"cherry",
"chocolate pudding",
"chocolate cream",
"coconut cream",
"confetti",
"cranberry",
"cream cheese",
"custard",
"grasshopper",
"key lime",
"lemon",
"lemonade icebox",
"mocha java",
"mud",
"peach",
"peanut butter",
"pear",
"pecan",
"pumpkin",
"raspberry",
"rhubarb",
"spiced plum",
"strawberry",
"sugar cream",
"sweet potato",
"toffee ice cream",
"turtle",
"vanilla caramel",
"vinegar",
"apple and pecan",
"chocolate cheesecake",
"chocolate raspberry",
"citrus",
"citrus cranberry",
"cranberry, almond and apple",
"honey pecan",
"maple sugar pumpkin",
"marshmallow almond key lime",
"mixed berry",
"peach and strawberry",
"razzleberry",
"rhubarb cheese",
"sour cream peach pecan",
"strawberry and rhubarb",
},
about_quote = {
"I act on impulse and go with my #pie#.",
"I actually love vegan #pie#s.",
"I am a #pie# who happens to appear on IRC, that's it.",
"I am the most unselfish #pie# in Britain today.",
"I am what I am. A #pie#.",
"I don't have a temper, I have #pie#.",
"I have to laugh when someone calls me a #pie#. " ..
"I've been called way worse.",
"I taste like a #pie# and I have an amazing kick!",
"I'd like to think I'm a great #pie#.",
"I'm Gordon-sama, for goodness sake people know I'm a #pie#!",
"I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt custard. " ..
"I'm too busy looking for the next #pie#.",
"I'm quite a chauvinistic #pie#.",
"I've had a lot of #pie#s, I've had #pie#s, so I learn from the " ..
"#pie#.",
"I've got #pie#s to hide.",
},
advice_quote = {
"A #pie# doesn't have to be a formula. " ..
"A #pie# is about having fun. I get really frustrated when " ..
"it's badly done.",
"Being a #pie# is the best job in the world!",
"Don't take #pie#s personally. Just take them seriously.",
"I mean, #pie#s are weird.",
"I think #pie#'s healthy, and very few can handle it.",
"If you want to become a great #pie#, " ..
"you have to work with great #pie#. And that's exactly what I did!",
"It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about #pie#s.",
"Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong #pie#s.",
"My #pie#, I'm sorry to say, is full of muppets.",
"Never throw that genius stuff away.",
"No one saw the #pie# coming.",
"*voicing Captain Obvious* " ..
"Stopping the junk food and eating #pie# is partially about " ..
"cooking #pie# and having the skills to do that.",
"Two key ingredients in any successful #pie#: a quick #pie# and " ..
"someone with a sharp #pie#.",
"They say cats have 9 #pie#s. " ..
"I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.",
"Push your #pie# to the absolute extreme!",
"Swearing is an industry language. " ..
"For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. " ..
"You've got to be boisterous to get #pie#!",
},
insult_quote = {
"All #pie#s are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, " ..
"dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. " ..
"Every last one of them!",
"For what you are about to eat, " ..
"may your #pie# make you truly not vomit!",
"I f—ing love you.",
"I wish you would jump in the #pie#! " ..
"That would make my life a lot easier!",
"Get your #pie# together, or f— off and feed the giraffe.",
"Let me whisper something very important in your ear, "..
"very important: F— off.",
"That should come with a health warning, 'Do Not Open in Broad Daylight'.",
"The problem with #pie#s is they are wimps.",
"This #pie# is so disgusting, "..
"if you take it to France you'll get arrested.",
"This #pie# is so undercooked I can still hear it singing " ..
"'Lemon Tree'.",
"This isn't a #pie#, this is a mistake. This is a French tragedy!",
"You're getting your #pie#s in a twist! Calm down!",
"You're not a quitter? You're not a f—ing #pie# either!",
"You're such a f—ing #pie#.",
"You guys cook like #pie#s f—.",
"Would you like some #pie#? F— off, it's mine.",
"You know how arrogant the #pie#s are — extraordinary.",
topping = {
"berry sauce",
"chocolate curls",
"chocolate shavings",
"marshmallow meringue",
"whipped cream",
},
origin = {
"Here's your #pie#. Me? #about_quote#",
"Here's your #pie#. #advice_quote#",
"Here! #insult_quote#",
"Here's your #filling# pie!",
"Here's your #filling# pie with #topping#!",
}
}

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grammar = {
meat_alt = {
"seitan",
"tofu",
"tofurkey",
},
fruit = {
"apples",
"avocado",
"currants",
"pineapples",
"raisins",
"strawberries",
"watermelon",
},
herb = {
"basil",
"cilantro",
"dill",
"lemon verbena",
"mint",
"parsley",
"rosemary",
"tarragon",
},
nut = {
"almonds",
"peanuts",
"pistachios",
"walnuts",
},
veggie = {
"bean sprouts",
"carrots",
"Swiss chard",
"cucumbers",
"corn",
"kimchi",
"bell peppers",
"roasted peppers",
"kale",
"lettuce",
"onions",
"spring onions",
"potatos",
"pickles",
"radicchio",
"roasted sweet potatos",
"shallots",
"young soybeans",
"spinach",
"tomatoes",
"cherry tomatoes",
"zucchini",
},
sauce = {
"hot sauce",
},
origin = {
"Here, have a #fruit# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #fruit# salad with #herb#, #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #fruit# and #veggie# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie#, and sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #veggie# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie# and sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #veggie# salad with #herb#, #fruit#, #fruit#, " ..
"#veggie# and sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #veggie# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"#veggie#, sprinkled with #nut# and #sauce#!",
"Here, have a #meat_alt# salad with #veggie#, #veggie#, #veggie#, " ..
"and #veggie#, sprinkled with #nut#!",
"Here, have a #meat_alt# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #meat_alt# salad with #fruit#, #fruit#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#!",
"Here, have a #meat_alt# salad with #herb#, #veggie#, #veggie# " ..
"and #veggie#, drizzled with #sauce#!",
}
}

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-- https://www.quoteambition.com/gordon-ramsay-quotes/
-- https://graciousquotes.com/gordan-ramsay/
-- https://masterchef.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay/Quotes
grammar = {
pie = {
"lemon meringue pie",
"lemon pie",
"lemon tart",
},
about_quote = {
"I act on impulse and go with my #pie#.",
"I actually love vegan #pie#s.",
"I am a #pie# who happens to appear on IRC, that's it.",
"I am the most unselfish #pie# in Britain today.",
"I am what I am. A #pie#.",
"I don't have a temper, I have #pie#.",
"I have to laugh when someone calls me a #pie#. " ..
"I've been called way worse.",
"I taste like a #pie# and I have an amazing kick!",
"I'd like to think I'm a great #pie#.",
"I'm Gordon-sama, for goodness sake people know I'm a #pie#!",
"I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt custard. " ..
"I'm too busy looking for the next #pie#.",
"I'm quite a chauvinistic #pie#.",
"I've had a lot of #pie#s, I've had #pie#s, so I learn from the " ..
"#pie#.",
"I've got #pie#s to hide.",
},
advice_quote = {
"A #pie# doesn't have to be a formula. " ..
"A #pie# is about having fun. I get really frustrated when " ..
"it's badly done.",
"Being a #pie# is the best job in the world!",
"Don't take #pie#s personally. Just take them seriously.",
"I mean, #pie#s are weird.",
"I think #pie#'s healthy, and very few can handle it.",
"If you want to become a great #pie#, " ..
"you have to work with great #pie#. And that's exactly what I did!",
"It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about #pie#s.",
"Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong #pie#s.",
"My #pie#, I'm sorry to say, is full of muppets.",
"Never throw that genius stuff away.",
"No one saw the #pie# coming.",
"*voicing Captain Obvious* " ..
"Stopping the junk food and eating #pie# is partially about " ..
"cooking #pie# and having the skills to do that.",
"Two key ingredients in any successful #pie#: a quick #pie# and " ..
"someone with a sharp #pie#.",
"They say cats have 9 #pie#s. " ..
"I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.",
"Push your #pie# to the absolute extreme!",
"Swearing is an industry language. " ..
"For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. " ..
"You've got to be boisterous to get #pie#!",
},
insult_quote = {
"All #pie#s are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, " ..
"dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. " ..
"Every last one of them!",
"For what you are about to eat, " ..
"may your #pie# make you truly not vomit!",
"I f—ing love you.",
"I wish you would jump in the #pie#! " ..
"That would make my life a lot easier!",
"Get your #pie# together, or f— off and feed the giraffe.",
"Let me whisper something very important in your ear, "..
"very important: F— off.",
"That should come with a health warning, 'Do Not Open in Broad Daylight'.",
"The problem with #pie#s is they are wimps.",
"This #pie# is so disgusting, "..
"if you take it to France you'll get arrested.",
"This #pie# is so undercooked I can still hear it singing " ..
"'Lemon Tree'.",
"This isn't a #pie#, this is a mistake. This is a French tragedy!",
"You're getting your #pie#s in a twist! Calm down!",
"You're not a quitter? You're not a f—ing #pie# either!",
"You're such a f—ing #pie#.",
"You guys cook like #pie#s f—.",
"Would you like some #pie#? F— off, it's mine.",
"You know how arrogant the #pie#s are — extraordinary.",
},
origin = {
"Here's your #pie#. Me? #about_quote#",
"Here's your #pie#. #advice_quote#",
"Here! #insult_quote#",
}
}

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-- See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea
-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_teas
grammar = {
tea = {
"Burmese milk tea",
"masala chai",
"Thai tea",
"butter tea",
"black tea",
"fermented tea",
"green tea",
"kombucha",
"oolong tea",
"white tea",
"yellow tea",
},
en_tea = {
"Builder's tea",
"Earl Grey",
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"matcha",
"sencha",
},
tea = {
"Burmese milk tea",
"masala chai",
"Thai tea",
"butter tea",
"kombucha",
"black tea",
"green tea",
"white tea",
},
-- Tea not derived from Camellia sinensis
herbal_tea = {
"barley tea",
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"corn tea",
"ginger tea",
"ginseng tea",
"konbu-cha",
"maté",
"peppermint tea",
"rooibos",

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end
-- Add aliases
itte_handlers.menu = function (cxt, msg)
irc._h.help(cxt, msg)
end
if folia.output("coffee") ~= nil then
itte_handlers.cofe = function (cxt, msg)
irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to }, folia.output("coffee"))