rollcall:
  "一、二、三、らーめん缶！
  Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. Please type a code for service:
  !help !ramen !veggieramen !rklink !rkselfie
  - Support: +81 012-700-1MIO  どうぞめしあがれ。"

water:
  - "\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles 
    and offers it to {{ nick }}\x01"
  - "Cheers! 自o（^_^  ）"
  - "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )"
  - "Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt. 
    I wonder why. （´-` ）"
  - "Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree? 
    A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"
  - "Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards? 
    A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"
  - "Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations? 
    A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"

botsnack:
  - "CHIKIN RAAAAAMEN━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!"
  - "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/"