-- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Ramen data -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- local ramen = {} ramen.noodle_broth_types = { "thick noodles in rich", "medium-thick noodles in mild", "thin noodles in light", } ramen.noodle_shapes = { "curly", "flat", "straight", } ramen.broths = { "miso", "spicy miso", "soy sauce", "grilled soy sauce and Rishiri kelp", "salt", "salt and soy sauce", } -- niboshi: dried little sardines -- katsuoboshi, konbu: skipjack tuna, kelp -- gyokai: anchovies/shrimp/squid/seaweed -- miso and truffle: ramen by chef Ryu Takahashi ramen.broths_meat = { "Kobe beef bone", "tonkotsu", "pork bone and chicken", "pork bone and niboshi", "pork bone, chicken and seafood", "pork bone, chicken, tuna and kelp", "pork bone and soy sauce", "chicken", "chicken, katsuoboshi and konbu", "fish", "gyokai", "gyokai tonkotsu", "roasted tuna", "miso and truffle", "milk", "curry and milk", } -- wagyu: Japanese beef known for its higher fat percentage -- kamaboko/surimi: fish paste -- narutomaki: fish paste with a swirling pattern -- kakuni: cubed braised pork -- chashu: Japanese-style barbecued pork ramen.meats = { "Kobe beef fillet", "Kobe beef sirloin", "wagyu", "teppanyaki beef", "beef shank", "chicken breast", "chicken meatballs", "teppanyaki chicken", "crab", "crispy duck", "filet mignon", "kamaboko", "narutomaki", "kakuni", "chashu", "pork confit", "pork cutlet", "pork belly", "pork shoulder", "shrimp", "sea urchin", "scallops", "squid", } -- beni shoga: pickled ginger -- menma: fermented bamboo shoots -- kikurage: a type of fungi, known in some cultures as "wood ear" -- karashi takana: spicy pickled mustard greens -- negi: Welsh onion ramen.toppings = { "bean sprouts", "chili flakes", "sweet corn", "grated garlic", "roasted garlic chips", "beni shoga", "bamboo shoots", "menma", "dried mushrooms", "shiitake mushrooms", "kikurage", "karashi takana", "negi", "white onions", "spring onions", "sichuan peppers", "nori", "wakame", "sauerkraut", "sesame seeds", "scallions", "boiled spinach", } -- ajitama: egg marinated in soy sauce ramen.toppings_egg = { "egg yolk", "seasoned boiled egg", "ajitama", } ramen.sauce_verbs = { "garnished", "sprinkled", "sprinkled lightly", "sprinkled liberally", "drizzled", "drizzled lightly", "drizzled artfully", "brimming", } ramen.spice_verbs = { "seasoned", "sprinkled", "sprinkled lightly", "sprinkled liberally", } -- rayu: chili oil -- mayu: garlic oil -- dashi: fish/seaweed stock -- ponzu: citrus sauce -- shichimi: spice blend ramen.sauces = { "butter", "rayu", "chili sauce", "mayu", "spicy garlic and ginger oil", "sesame oil", "dashi", "ponzu", } ramen.spices = { "black pepper", "white pepper", "chili peppers", "shichimi", } ramen.tapas = { "edamame tossed in sea salt", "tofu nuggets", "picked daikon", "cucumber salad", "seaweed salad", } ramen.tapas_meat = { "gyoza", "karaage", "tako wasabi", "takoyaki", "corn and shrimp salad", "crab salad", "beef enoki rolls", } ramen.sets = { "Gunma konnyaku ramen in soy sauce broth", "miso ramen with vegetable broth, cabbage and bean sprouts", "ramen with shiitake mushrooms, kombu and sesame oil", "ramen with soybean pork slices, kikurage, bamboo shoots and scallions", "barley miso ramen with roasted vegetables", } ramen.sets_meat = { "Korean kimchi ramyeon with tteok", "Vancouver cold bonito beer broth ramen with egg whites", "Hakata tonkotsu ramen with pickled mustard greens", "Hakodate shio ramen with kelp, crab, shrimp, sea urchin and scallops", "Hakodate shrimp ramen with a hard-boiled egg and white onions", "Kagoshima tonkotsu ramen with chashu, dried sardines, kelp and scallions", "Kitakata niboshi-tonkotsu ramen with chashu, naruto and spring onions", "Kumamoto tonkotsu ramen with chashu, raw eggs, scallions and garlic chips", "Muroran curry ramen with chashu, wakame and bean sprouts", "Nagasaki champon with fried pork, scallions and seasonal greens", "Osaka Kobe beef sirloin ramen with a soft-boiled egg and arugula", "Sapporo miso ramen with scallops, sweet corn and bean sprouts", "Tokyo ramen in chicken broth with pork, menma, a boiled egg and nori", "Wakayama shoyu-tonkotsu ramen with pork slices, naruto and scallions", "Yokohama ramen with chashu, spinach, a soft-boiled egg and negi", } -- Links to photos and resources ramen.links = { -- Photos of ramen vending machines -- Ticket machines "https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5077/5902028877_7d8c65b23f_b.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2455/5777431350_36e147e719_z.jpg", "https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/08/1e/72081e68ff0989d54fd24a86fcac6f2b.jpg", "https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/74/92/9f7492b7c456ac7ba350498a50c74b23.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8157/7105010129_cd4b0d7e27_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7600/27418644850_2c70342734_c.jpg", "https://c3.staticflickr.com/3/2049/2229742287_8df3e823a9_z.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/101/308523474_4295a27326_z.jpg", "https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0b/b6/27/f6/ramen-shop-menu-banner.jpg", "https://abroadabroad2011.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/sam_0040.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5753/22803130417_ba86ebb4fa_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5077/5902028877_7d8c65b23f_z.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7504/15210528573_2612010fc3_c.jpg", "https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/iUHJczm_--xNqWEUzDS69Q/o.jpg", "https://thewholeworldornothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vending-machine-waiter.jpg", "https://thebrunchingbooth.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/img_42681.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7426/16587852342_0cbfa4a63c_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8422/7535359482_b5537bbde0_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4037/4530351457_8666286b56_z.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/97/244236130_0c22679f97_z.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3479/3465112347_1be2868ff0_z.jpg", "https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_W-pG7tUmJk0/TDQ-J_vz9sI/AAAAAAAACac/xYjAvl8ZGOY/s1600/shinjuku_ramen_02.jpg", "https://thefoodieflight.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/img_3749.jpg", "https://static1.squarespace.com/static/57ad3b51c534a528e26a2e93/t/57f91e3be6f2e18cf1d11c82/1476472671797/", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/166/417127513_e063ccf80a_z.jpg", -- Instant cup noodles "http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vendingmachine04.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2233/2347915323_9e9e2264a3_z.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3818/10186967173_237d38b86f_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7221/7175446233_076264a2b4_c.jpg", "https://c7.alamy.com/comp/BCDJRG/a-cup-noodle-vending-machine-instant-ramen-museum-osaka-japan-1-december-BCDJRG.jpg", -- Ramen can "https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3625/3374051074_641b371d23_z.jpg", "https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3214/2911821453_78c6178f54_z.jpg", "https://smallbiztrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/P1020817-728x485.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8440/7745533776_7b9990be82_c.jpg", "https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2268/4507516049_e7aa354489_z.jpg", -- Various ramen-related links -- Places and shops "Ramen, Soul Food Staple - " .. "https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/51.html", "Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum, Yokohama - " .. "http://www.raumen.co.jp/english/", "Ramen Street, Tokyo - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_street", "Sapporo Ramen Republic - " .. "http://www.sapporo-esta.jp/ramen", "Ramen DB, a directory of ramen shops in Japan - " .. "https://ramendb.supleks.jp/", "Ramen Adventures, a ramen shop review blog - " .. "http://www.ramenadventures.com/", -- Recipes "15 Fantastic Ramen Recipes - " .. "https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/131.html", "Chef Rika's Miso Ramen - " .. "https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/video/9999434/", "Chef Rika's Shoyu Ramen - " .. "https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/video/9999299/", -- Instant noodles "Momofuku Ando, inventor of instant ramen (1958) - " .. "https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/about/founder/", "Instant cup noodles (1971) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_Noodles", "Instant noodles as emergency food in disaster relief - " .. "https://instantnoodles.org/en/activities/support.html", "Samyang, the first Korean instant ramen (1963) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samyang_ramen", "The Ramen Rater, an instant ramen blog - " .. "https://www.theramenrater.com/", -- Ramen news "Japan's leading ramen chain Ippudo goes vegan - " .. "https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Food-Beverage/Japan-s-leading-ramen-chain-Ippudo-goes-vegan", -- Ramen in pop culture "Ramen Manga, comic strips in Japanese about ramen - " .. "https://www.ramenbank.com/manga/", "Flower Boy Ramen Shop, romantic comedy drama (2011) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Boy_Ramen_Shop", "The Ramen Girl, romantic comedy film (2008) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ramen_Girl", "Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles, manga series (2013-) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Koizumi_Loves_Ramen_Noodles", "Muteki Kanban Musume, manga series (2002-2006) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muteki_Kanban_Musume", "Detective Conan - Ramen So Good, It's to Die For, anime episode (2012) - " .. "https://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/Ramen_So_Good,_It%27s_to_Die_For", "Ramen Teh, film (2018) - " .. "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_Teh", "Ramen yori taisetsuna mono, documentary (2013) - " .. "https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2945642/", "Ramen Cake dessert looks just like the real thing, is probably just as bad for you - " .. "https://soranews24.com/2013/10/24/ramen-cake-dessert-looks-just-like-the-real-thing-is-just-as-terrible-for-you/", -- Audio "Japan Eats! Episode 155 - Oisa Ramen (2019) - " .. "https://heritageradionetwork.org/podcast/oisa-ramen-i-am-just-a-mom-who-cares-to-give-her-best", -- Videos "What Owning a Ramen Restaurant in Japan is Like - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmIwxqdwgrI", "Begin Japanology - Ramen - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RosUc9UVuos", "Japanology Plus - Ramen - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Jzt04QY7A", "In Search of the Perfect Bowl of Ramen - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhiFtP9qVYc", "Rahaku TV (The Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum Youtube Channel) - " .. "http://www.youtube.com/rahakutv", "The History of Ramen Yamagoya - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBwKbT5QSQ", "Ramen Daruma - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkhDYTR789w", "The God of Ramen, trailer (2013) - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtwunTGnnR4", "Ramen Heads, trailer (2017) - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61b5R_S4TM", "Ramenomania - Noodles, Asia's Second Obsession - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfW89yAoTNs", "Noodle Me - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9jLJRZ6gnc", "Visio Documentary - Fat Ramen - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o78fy4rJFCw", "Ramen Talk and Q+A With Chef Ryu Takahashi and Chef Matt Kimura - " .. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMvArDklmGU", } -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Ramen functions -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- local util = require("itteutil") function ramen.prep_noodles(mode) local noodles = "ramen in a" -- Dish type, noodle type linked to broth density local d_roll = math.random(1, 10) -- 20% chance of tsukemen, 40% chance of noodle thickness description if d_roll <= 2 then noodles = "tsukemen from a" elseif (d_roll >= 3) and (d_roll <= 6) then noodles = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.noodle_broth_types)[1] end -- Broth type local broths = itte_config.ramen.broths if mode == "meat" then broths = itte_config.ramen.broths_meat end return noodles .. " " .. util.pick(broths)[1] .. " broth" end function ramen.prep_toppings(mode) -- 2-5 toppings local t_roll = math.random(2, 5) local toppings = "" -- Meat: reduce other toppings to max 3 ingredients -- 25% chance of egg included if mode == "meat" then t_roll = math.random(2, 4) toppings = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.meats)[1] .. ", " local e_roll = math.random(1, 4) if e_roll == 1 then local egg = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.toppings_egg)[1] toppings = toppings .. "{{toppings}} and " .. util.a_or_an(egg) .. " " .. egg end end local tops = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.toppings, t_roll) -- Check for egg and insert toppings between meat and egg if (util.is_substr(toppings, "and a")) then toppings = string.gsub(toppings, "{{toppings}}", table.concat(tops, ", ")) toppings = string.gsub(toppings, " ", " ") -- 2 toppings, no egg elseif t_roll == 2 then toppings = toppings .. table.concat(tops, " and ") -- Multiple toppings, no egg else local last = tops[#tops] table.remove(tops) toppings = toppings .. table.concat(tops, ", ") .. " and " .. last end return toppings end function ramen.prep_condiments() -- 20% chance of spices local c_roll = math.random(1, 10) local cond = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sauce_verbs)[1] .. " with " .. util.pick(ramen.sauces)[1] if c_roll >= 9 then cond = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.spice_verbs)[1] .. " with " .. util.pick(ramen.spices)[1] end return cond end function ramen.prep_tapas(mode) local tapas = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.tapas)[1] if mode == "meat" then tapas = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.tapas_meat)[1] end return "served with " .. tapas end function ramen.make_ramen(mode) local r = "" if mode == "veg" then r = ramen.prep_noodles("veg") .. " with " .. ramen.prep_toppings("veg") .. ", " .. ramen.prep_condiments() elseif mode == "meat" then r = ramen.prep_noodles("meat") .. " with " .. ramen.prep_toppings("meat") .. ", " .. ramen.prep_condiments() elseif mode == "veg_special" then r = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sets)[1] elseif mode == "meat_special" then r = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sets_meat)[1] end -- 50% chance of serving with tapas local t_roll = math.random(1, 2) if (t_roll == 1) and (util.is_substr(mode, "veg")) then r = r .. ". " .. util.first_upper(ramen.prep_tapas("veg")) .. "." elseif (t_roll == 1) and (util.is_substr(mode, "meat")) then r = r .. ". " .. util.first_upper(ramen.prep_tapas("meat")) .. "." else r = r .. "." end return util.first_upper(r) end -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Config -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- itte_config = { debug = false, messages = { help = "一、二、三、らーめん缶！ Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. " .. "Please type a code for service: {{codes}} " .. "Support: +81 012-700-1MIO どうぞめしあがれ。ヾ(＾ω＾ )ノ", join = ". . . aaand we're in! (*´∇｀*)", part = "Okay, okay, I'll leave. (´･ω･`)", ping = "ポーン！", quit = "noodling off", reload = "Ramen matrix reloaded! (´∀｀）", }, errors = { no_perm = "Can ... not, {{user}}. Sorry. " .. "I'll get in hot water for that! Σ(°△°|||)︴", notify_no_perm = "{{user}} attempted to use service code: {{code}}", ns_auth_failed = "Error: Nickserv identification failed.", sasl_auth_failed = "Error: SASL authentication failed.", unknown_code = "What's that? Doesn't sound very noodly to me. (´･ω･`)?", }, } -- Custom variables itte_config.ramen = ramen itte_config.messages.serve = "{{ramen}} ⊂(・▽・⊂)" itte_config.messages.special = "**SPECIAL!!!** {{ramen}} " .. "☆*:・ﾟ o(^ ∀ ^ o)" itte_config.messages.water = { "\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles " .. "and offers it to {{user}}\x01", "Cheers! 自o（^_^ ）", "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )", "Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt. I wonder why. " .. "（´-` ）", "Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree? " .. "A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌", "Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards? " .. "A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌", "Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations? " .. "A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌", "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/", } -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Handlers -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- local irc = require("itte") local h = {} -- Serve ramen. function h.ramen(cxt, msg) -- 1% chance of special set local roll = math.random(1, 100) if roll == 77 then irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to }, string.gsub(itte_config.messages.special, "{{ramen}}", ramen.make_ramen("veg_special"))) else irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to }, string.gsub(itte_config.messages.serve, "{{ramen}}", ramen.make_ramen("veg"))) end end -- Serve meat-based ramen. function h.mramen(cxt, msg) local recipients = { msg.reply_to } -- Scheduled task recipients if msg.recipients ~= nil then recipients = msg.recipients end -- 1% chance of special set local roll = math.random(1, 100) if roll == 77 then irc.message(cxt, recipients, string.gsub(itte_config.messages.special, "{{ramen}}", ramen.make_ramen("meat_special"))) else irc.message(cxt, recipients, string.gsub(itte_config.messages.serve, "{{ramen}}", ramen.make_ramen("meat"))) end end -- Show help message. function h.rollcall(cxt, msg) irc._h.help(cxt, msg) end -- Reply with a random joke or link. function h.water(cxt, msg) local roll = math.random(1, 2) local resp = util.pick(itte_config.messages.water)[1] if roll == 2 then resp = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.links)[1] end -- Replace user placeholder if present if util.is_substr(resp, "{{user}}") then resp = string.gsub(resp, "{{user}}", msg.sender) end irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to }, resp) end -- Serve ramen at the interval specified in the config. function h.th_ramen(cxt, task) h.ramen(cxt, task) end itte_handlers = h