-- https://www.quoteambition.com/gordon-ramsay-quotes/
-- https://graciousquotes.com/gordan-ramsay/
-- https://masterchef.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay/Quotes
grammar = {
  pie = {
    "lemon meringue pie",
    "lemon pie",
    "lemon tart",
  },
  about_quote = {
    "I act on impulse and go with my #pie#.",
    "I actually love vegan #pie#s.",
    "I am a #pie# who happens to appear on IRC, that's it.",
    "I am the most unselfish #pie# in Britain today.",
    "I am what I am. A #pie#.",
    "I don't have a temper, I have #pie#.",
    "I have to laugh when someone calls me a #pie#. " ..
      "I've been called way worse.",
    "I taste like a #pie# and I have an amazing kick!",
    "I'd like to think I'm a great #pie#.",
    "I'm Gordon-sama, for goodness sake people know I'm a #pie#!",
    "I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt custard. " ..
      "I'm too busy looking for the next #pie#.",
    "I'm quite a chauvinistic #pie#.",
    "I've had a lot of #pie#s, I've had #pie#s, so I learn from the " ..
      "#pie#.",
    "I've got #pie#s to hide.",
  },
  advice_quote = {
    "A #pie# doesn't have to be a formula. " ..
      "A #pie# is about having fun. I get really frustrated when " ..
      "it's badly done.",
    "Being a #pie# is the best job in the world!",
    "Don't take #pie#s personally. Just take them seriously.",
    "I mean, #pie#s are weird.",
    "I think #pie#'s healthy, and very few can handle it.",
    "If you want to become a great #pie#, " ..
      "you have to work with great #pie#. And that's exactly what I did!",
    "It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about #pie#s.",
    "Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong #pie#s.",
    "My #pie#, I'm sorry to say, is full of muppets.",
    "Never throw that genius stuff away.",
    "No one saw the #pie# coming.",
    "*voicing Captain Obvious* " ..
      "Stopping the junk food and eating #pie# is partially about " ..
      "cooking #pie# and having the skills to do that.",
    "Two key ingredients in any successful #pie#: a quick #pie# and " ..
      "someone with a sharp #pie#.",
    "They say cats have 9 #pie#s. " ..
      "I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.",
    "Push your #pie# to the absolute extreme!",
    "Swearing is an industry language. " ..
      "For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. " ..
      "You've got to be boisterous to get #pie#!",
  },
  insult_quote = {
    "All #pie#s are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, " ..
      "dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. " ..
      "Every last one of them!",
    "For what you are about to eat, " ..
      "may your #pie# make you truly not vomit!",
    "I f—ing love you.",
    "I wish you would jump in the #pie#! " ..
      "That would make my life a lot easier!",
    "Get your #pie# together, or f— off and feed the giraffe.",
    "Let me whisper something very important in your ear, "..
      "very important: F— off.",
    "That should come with a health warning, 'Do Not Open in Broad Daylight'.",
    "The problem with #pie#s is they are wimps.",
    "This #pie# is so disgusting, "..
      "if you take it to France you'll get arrested.",
    "This #pie# is so undercooked I can still hear it singing " ..
      "'Lemon Tree'.",
    "This isn't a #pie#, this is a mistake. This is a French tragedy!",
    "You're getting your #pie#s in a twist! Calm down!",
    "You're not a quitter? You're not a f—ing #pie# either!",
    "You're such a f—ing #pie#.",
    "You guys cook like #pie#s f—.",
    "Would you like some #pie#? F— off, it's mine.",
    "You know how arrogant the #pie#s are — extraordinary.",
  },
  origin = {
    "Here's your #pie#. Me? #about_quote#",
    "Here's your #pie#. #advice_quote#",
    "Here! #insult_quote#",
  }
}