478 lines
18 KiB
Lua
478 lines
18 KiB
Lua
-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Ramen data
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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local ramen = {}
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ramen.noodle_broth_types = {
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"thick noodles in rich",
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"medium-thick noodles in mild",
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"thin noodles in light",
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}
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ramen.noodle_shapes = {
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"curly", "flat", "straight",
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}
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ramen.broths = {
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"miso", "spicy miso", "soy sauce", "grilled soy sauce and Rishiri kelp",
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"salt", "salt and soy sauce",
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}
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-- niboshi: dried little sardines
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-- katsuoboshi, konbu: skipjack tuna, kelp
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-- gyokai: anchovies/shrimp/squid/seaweed
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-- miso and truffle: ramen by chef Ryu Takahashi
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ramen.broths_meat = {
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"Kobe beef bone", "tonkotsu", "pork bone and chicken",
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"pork bone and niboshi", "pork bone, chicken and seafood",
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"pork bone, chicken, tuna and kelp", "pork bone and soy sauce", "chicken",
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"chicken, katsuoboshi and konbu", "fish", "gyokai", "gyokai tonkotsu",
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"roasted tuna", "miso and truffle", "milk", "curry and milk",
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}
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-- wagyu: Japanese beef known for its higher fat percentage
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-- kamaboko/surimi: fish paste
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-- narutomaki: fish paste with a swirling pattern
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-- kakuni: cubed braised pork
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-- chashu: Japanese-style barbecued pork
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ramen.meats = {
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"Kobe beef fillet", "Kobe beef sirloin", "wagyu", "teppanyaki beef",
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"beef shank", "chicken breast", "chicken meatballs", "teppanyaki chicken",
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"crab", "crispy duck", "filet mignon", "kamaboko", "narutomaki", "kakuni",
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"chashu", "pork confit", "pork cutlet", "pork belly", "pork shoulder",
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"shrimp", "sea urchin", "scallops", "squid",
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}
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-- beni shoga: pickled ginger
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-- menma: fermented bamboo shoots
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-- kikurage: a type of fungi, known in some cultures as "wood ear"
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-- karashi takana: spicy pickled mustard greens
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-- negi: Welsh onion
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ramen.toppings = {
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"bean sprouts", "chili flakes", "sweet corn", "grated garlic",
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"roasted garlic chips", "beni shoga", "bamboo shoots", "menma",
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"dried mushrooms", "shiitake mushrooms", "kikurage", "karashi takana",
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"negi", "white onions", "spring onions", "sichuan peppers", "nori", "wakame",
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"sauerkraut", "sesame seeds", "scallions", "boiled spinach",
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}
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-- ajitama: egg marinated in soy sauce
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ramen.toppings_egg = {
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"egg yolk", "seasoned boiled egg", "ajitama",
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}
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ramen.sauce_verbs = {
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"garnished", "sprinkled", "sprinkled lightly", "sprinkled liberally",
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"drizzled", "drizzled lightly", "drizzled artfully", "brimming",
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}
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ramen.spice_verbs = {
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"seasoned", "sprinkled", "sprinkled lightly", "sprinkled liberally",
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}
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-- rayu: chili oil
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-- mayu: garlic oil
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-- dashi: fish/seaweed stock
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-- ponzu: citrus sauce
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-- shichimi: spice blend
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ramen.sauces = {
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"butter", "rayu", "chili sauce", "mayu", "spicy garlic and ginger oil",
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"sesame oil", "dashi", "ponzu",
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}
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ramen.spices = {
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"black pepper", "white pepper", "chili peppers", "shichimi",
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}
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ramen.tapas = {
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"edamame tossed in sea salt", "tofu nuggets", "picked daikon",
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"cucumber salad", "seaweed salad",
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}
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ramen.tapas_meat = {
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"gyoza", "karaage", "tako wasabi", "takoyaki", "corn and shrimp salad",
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"crab salad", "beef enoki rolls",
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}
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ramen.sets = {
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"Gunma konnyaku ramen in soy sauce broth",
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"miso ramen with vegetable broth, cabbage and bean sprouts",
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"ramen with shiitake mushrooms, kombu and sesame oil",
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"ramen with soybean pork slices, kikurage, bamboo shoots and scallions",
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"barley miso ramen with roasted vegetables",
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}
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ramen.sets_meat = {
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"Korean kimchi ramyeon with tteok",
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"Vancouver cold bonito beer broth ramen with egg whites",
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"Hakata tonkotsu ramen with pickled mustard greens",
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"Hakodate shio ramen with kelp, crab, shrimp, sea urchin and scallops",
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"Hakodate shrimp ramen with a hard-boiled egg and white onions",
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"Kagoshima tonkotsu ramen with chashu, dried sardines, kelp and scallions",
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"Kitakata niboshi-tonkotsu ramen with chashu, naruto and spring onions",
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"Kumamoto tonkotsu ramen with chashu, raw eggs, scallions and garlic chips",
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"Muroran curry ramen with chashu, wakame and bean sprouts",
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"Nagasaki champon with fried pork, scallions and seasonal greens",
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"Osaka Kobe beef sirloin ramen with a soft-boiled egg and arugula",
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"Sapporo miso ramen with scallops, sweet corn and bean sprouts",
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"Tokyo ramen in chicken broth with pork, menma, a boiled egg and nori",
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"Wakayama shoyu-tonkotsu ramen with pork slices, naruto and scallions",
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"Yokohama ramen with chashu, spinach, a soft-boiled egg and negi",
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}
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-- Links to photos and resources
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ramen.links = {
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-- Photos of ramen vending machines
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-- Ticket machines
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"https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5077/5902028877_7d8c65b23f_b.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2455/5777431350_36e147e719_z.jpg",
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"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/08/1e/72081e68ff0989d54fd24a86fcac6f2b.jpg",
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"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9f/74/92/9f7492b7c456ac7ba350498a50c74b23.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8157/7105010129_cd4b0d7e27_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7600/27418644850_2c70342734_c.jpg",
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"https://c3.staticflickr.com/3/2049/2229742287_8df3e823a9_z.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/101/308523474_4295a27326_z.jpg",
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"https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0b/b6/27/f6/ramen-shop-menu-banner.jpg",
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"https://abroadabroad2011.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/sam_0040.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5753/22803130417_ba86ebb4fa_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5077/5902028877_7d8c65b23f_z.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7504/15210528573_2612010fc3_c.jpg",
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"https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/iUHJczm_--xNqWEUzDS69Q/o.jpg",
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"https://thewholeworldornothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vending-machine-waiter.jpg",
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"https://thebrunchingbooth.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/img_42681.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7426/16587852342_0cbfa4a63c_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8422/7535359482_b5537bbde0_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4037/4530351457_8666286b56_z.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/97/244236130_0c22679f97_z.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3479/3465112347_1be2868ff0_z.jpg",
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"https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_W-pG7tUmJk0/TDQ-J_vz9sI/AAAAAAAACac/xYjAvl8ZGOY/s1600/shinjuku_ramen_02.jpg",
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"https://thefoodieflight.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/img_3749.jpg",
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"https://static1.squarespace.com/static/57ad3b51c534a528e26a2e93/t/57f91e3be6f2e18cf1d11c82/1476472671797/",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/166/417127513_e063ccf80a_z.jpg",
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-- Instant cup noodles
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"http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/vendingmachine04.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2233/2347915323_9e9e2264a3_z.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3818/10186967173_237d38b86f_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7221/7175446233_076264a2b4_c.jpg",
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"https://c7.alamy.com/comp/BCDJRG/a-cup-noodle-vending-machine-instant-ramen-museum-osaka-japan-1-december-BCDJRG.jpg",
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-- Ramen can
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3625/3374051074_641b371d23_z.jpg",
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"https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3214/2911821453_78c6178f54_z.jpg",
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"https://smallbiztrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/P1020817-728x485.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8440/7745533776_7b9990be82_c.jpg",
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"https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2268/4507516049_e7aa354489_z.jpg",
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-- Various ramen-related links
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-- Places and shops
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"Ramen, Soul Food Staple - " ..
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"https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/51.html",
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"Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum, Yokohama - " ..
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"http://www.raumen.co.jp/english/",
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"Ramen Street, Tokyo - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_street",
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"Sapporo Ramen Republic - " ..
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"http://www.sapporo-esta.jp/ramen",
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"Ramen DB, a directory of ramen shops in Japan - " ..
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"https://ramendb.supleks.jp/",
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"Ramen Adventures, a ramen shop review blog - " ..
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"http://www.ramenadventures.com/",
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-- Recipes
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"15 Fantastic Ramen Recipes - " ..
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"https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/food/articles/131.html",
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"Chef Rika's Miso Ramen - " ..
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"https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/video/9999434/",
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"Chef Rika's Shoyu Ramen - " ..
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"https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/video/9999299/",
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-- Instant noodles
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"Momofuku Ando, inventor of instant ramen (1958) - " ..
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"https://www.nissin.com/en_jp/about/founder/",
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"Instant cup noodles (1971) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_Noodles",
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"Instant noodles as emergency food in disaster relief - " ..
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"https://instantnoodles.org/en/activities/support.html",
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"Samyang, the first Korean instant ramen (1963) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samyang_ramen",
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"The Ramen Rater, an instant ramen blog - " ..
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"https://www.theramenrater.com/",
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-- Ramen news
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"Japan's leading ramen chain Ippudo goes vegan - " ..
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"https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Food-Beverage/Japan-s-leading-ramen-chain-Ippudo-goes-vegan",
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-- Ramen in pop culture
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"Ramen Manga, comic strips in Japanese about ramen - " ..
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"https://www.ramenbank.com/manga/",
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"Flower Boy Ramen Shop, romantic comedy drama (2011) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Boy_Ramen_Shop",
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"The Ramen Girl, romantic comedy film (2008) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ramen_Girl",
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"Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles, manga series (2013-) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Koizumi_Loves_Ramen_Noodles",
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"Muteki Kanban Musume, manga series (2002-2006) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muteki_Kanban_Musume",
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"Detective Conan - Ramen So Good, It's to Die For, anime episode (2012) - " ..
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"https://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/Ramen_So_Good,_It%27s_to_Die_For",
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"Ramen Teh, film (2018) - " ..
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen_Teh",
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"Ramen yori taisetsuna mono, documentary (2013) - " ..
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"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2945642/",
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"Ramen Cake dessert looks just like the real thing, is probably just as bad for you - " ..
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"https://soranews24.com/2013/10/24/ramen-cake-dessert-looks-just-like-the-real-thing-is-just-as-terrible-for-you/",
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-- Audio
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"Japan Eats! Episode 155 - Oisa Ramen (2019) - " ..
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"https://heritageradionetwork.org/podcast/oisa-ramen-i-am-just-a-mom-who-cares-to-give-her-best",
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-- Videos
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"What Owning a Ramen Restaurant in Japan is Like - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmIwxqdwgrI",
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"Begin Japanology - Ramen - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RosUc9UVuos",
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"Japanology Plus - Ramen - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Jzt04QY7A",
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"In Search of the Perfect Bowl of Ramen - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhiFtP9qVYc",
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"Rahaku TV (The Shin-Yokohama Ramen Museum Youtube Channel) - " ..
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"http://www.youtube.com/rahakutv",
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"The History of Ramen Yamagoya - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBwKbT5QSQ",
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"Ramen Daruma - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkhDYTR789w",
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"The God of Ramen, trailer (2013) - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtwunTGnnR4",
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"Ramen Heads, trailer (2017) - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61b5R_S4TM",
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"Ramenomania - Noodles, Asia's Second Obsession - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfW89yAoTNs",
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"Noodle Me - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9jLJRZ6gnc",
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"Visio Documentary - Fat Ramen - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o78fy4rJFCw",
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"Ramen Talk and Q+A With Chef Ryu Takahashi and Chef Matt Kimura - " ..
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMvArDklmGU",
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}
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Ramen functions
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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local util = require("itteutil")
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function ramen.prep_noodles(mode)
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local noodles = "ramen in a"
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-- Dish type, noodle type linked to broth density
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local d_roll = math.random(1, 10)
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-- 20% chance of tsukemen, 40% chance of noodle thickness description
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if d_roll <= 2 then
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noodles = "tsukemen from a"
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elseif (d_roll >= 3) and (d_roll <= 6) then
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noodles = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.noodle_broth_types)[1]
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end
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-- Broth type
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local broths = itte_config.ramen.broths
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if mode == "meat" then
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broths = itte_config.ramen.broths_meat
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end
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return noodles .. " " .. util.pick(broths)[1] .. " broth"
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end
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function ramen.prep_toppings(mode)
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-- 2-5 toppings
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local t_roll = math.random(2, 5)
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local toppings = ""
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-- Meat: reduce other toppings to max 3 ingredients
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-- 25% chance of egg included
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if mode == "meat" then
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t_roll = math.random(2, 4)
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toppings = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.meats)[1] .. ", "
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local e_roll = math.random(1, 4)
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if e_roll == 1 then
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local egg = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.toppings_egg)[1]
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toppings = toppings .. "{{toppings}} and " .. util.a_or_an(egg) .. " " ..
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egg
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end
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end
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local tops = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.toppings, t_roll)
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-- Check for egg and insert toppings between meat and egg
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if (util.is_substr(toppings, "and a")) then
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toppings = string.gsub(toppings, "{{toppings}}", table.concat(tops, ", "))
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toppings = string.gsub(toppings, " ", " ")
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-- 2 toppings, no egg
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elseif t_roll == 2 then
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toppings = toppings .. table.concat(tops, " and ")
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-- Multiple toppings, no egg
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else
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local last = tops[#tops]
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table.remove(tops)
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toppings = toppings .. table.concat(tops, ", ") .. " and " .. last
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end
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return toppings
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end
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function ramen.prep_condiments()
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-- 20% chance of spices
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local c_roll = math.random(1, 10)
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local cond = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sauce_verbs)[1] .. " with " ..
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util.pick(ramen.sauces)[1]
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if c_roll >= 9 then
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cond = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.spice_verbs)[1] .. " with " ..
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util.pick(ramen.spices)[1]
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end
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return cond
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end
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function ramen.prep_tapas(mode)
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local tapas = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.tapas)[1]
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if mode == "meat" then
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tapas = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.tapas_meat)[1]
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end
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return "served with " .. tapas
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end
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function ramen.make_ramen(mode)
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local r = ""
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if mode == "veg" then
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r = ramen.prep_noodles("veg") .. " with " ..
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ramen.prep_toppings("veg") .. ", " .. ramen.prep_condiments()
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elseif mode == "meat" then
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r = ramen.prep_noodles("meat") .. " with " ..
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ramen.prep_toppings("meat") .. ", " .. ramen.prep_condiments()
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elseif mode == "veg_special" then
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r = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sets)[1]
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elseif mode == "meat_special" then
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r = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.sets_meat)[1]
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end
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-- 50% chance of serving with tapas
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local t_roll = math.random(1, 2)
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if (t_roll == 1) and (util.is_substr(mode, "veg")) then
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r = r .. ". " .. util.first_upper(ramen.prep_tapas("veg")) .. "."
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elseif (t_roll == 1) and (util.is_substr(mode, "meat")) then
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r = r .. ". " .. util.first_upper(ramen.prep_tapas("meat")) .. "."
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else
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r = r .. "."
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end
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return util.first_upper(r)
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end
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Config
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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itte_config = {
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debug = false,
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messages = {
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help = "一、二、三、らーめん缶！ Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. " ..
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"Please type a code for service: {{codes}} " ..
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"Support: +81 012-700-1MIO どうぞめしあがれ。ヾ(＾ω＾ )ノ",
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join = ". . . aaand we're in! (*´∇｀*)",
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part = "Okay, okay, I'll leave. (´･ω･`)",
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ping = "ポーン！",
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quit = "noodling off",
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reload = "Ramen matrix reloaded! (´∀｀）",
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},
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errors = {
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no_perm = "Can ... not, {{user}}. Sorry. " ..
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"I'll get in hot water for that! Σ(°△°|||)︴",
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notify_no_perm = "{{user}} attempted to use service code: {{code}}",
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ns_auth_failed = "Error: Nickserv identification failed.",
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sasl_auth_failed = "Error: SASL authentication failed.",
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unknown_code = "What's that? Doesn't sound very noodly to me. (´･ω･`)?",
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},
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}
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-- Custom variables
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itte_config.ramen = ramen
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itte_config.messages.serve = "{{ramen}} ⊂(・▽・⊂)"
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itte_config.messages.special = "**SPECIAL!!!** {{ramen}} " ..
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"☆*:・ﾟ o(^ ∀ ^ o)"
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itte_config.messages.water = {
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"\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles " ..
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"and offers it to {{user}}\x01",
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"Cheers! 自o（^_^ ）",
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"Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )",
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"Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt. I wonder why. " ..
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"（´-` ）",
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"Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree? " ..
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"A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌",
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"Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards? " ..
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"A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌",
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"Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations? " ..
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"A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌",
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"Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/",
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}
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-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-- Handlers
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||
-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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local irc = require("itte")
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local h = {}
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-- Serve ramen.
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function h.ramen(cxt, msg)
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-- 1% chance of special set
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local roll = math.random(1, 100)
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if roll == 77 then
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irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to },
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string.gsub(itte_config.messages.special, "{{ramen}}",
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ramen.make_ramen("veg_special")))
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else
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irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to },
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string.gsub(itte_config.messages.serve, "{{ramen}}",
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ramen.make_ramen("veg")))
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end
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end
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-- Serve meat-based ramen.
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function h.mramen(cxt, msg)
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-- 1% chance of special set
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||
local roll = math.random(1, 100)
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if roll == 77 then
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irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to },
|
||
string.gsub(itte_config.messages.special, "{{ramen}}",
|
||
ramen.make_ramen("meat_special")))
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else
|
||
irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to },
|
||
string.gsub(itte_config.messages.serve, "{{ramen}}",
|
||
ramen.make_ramen("meat")))
|
||
end
|
||
end
|
||
|
||
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||
-- Show help message.
|
||
function h.rollcall(cxt, msg)
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||
irc._h.help(cxt, msg)
|
||
end
|
||
|
||
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||
-- Reply with a random joke or link.
|
||
function h.water(cxt, msg)
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||
local roll = math.random(1, 2)
|
||
local resp = util.pick(itte_config.messages.water)[1]
|
||
if roll == 2 then
|
||
resp = util.pick(itte_config.ramen.links)[1]
|
||
end
|
||
-- Replace user placeholder if present
|
||
if util.is_substr(resp, "{{user}}") then
|
||
resp = string.gsub(resp, "{{user}}", msg.sender)
|
||
end
|
||
irc.message(cxt, { msg.reply_to }, resp)
|
||
end
|
||
|
||
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||
itte_handlers = h
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