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1.1 KiB
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28 lines
1.1 KiB
YAML
rollcall:
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"一、二、三、らーめん缶！
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Hello, I am a ramen vending machine. Please type a code for service:
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!help !ramen !vramen !rklink !rkselfie !rktoot !rkvtoot
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- Support: +81 012-700-1MIO どうぞめしあがれ。"
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water:
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- "\x01ACTION happily pours the hot liquid into a bowl of noodles
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and offers it to {{ nick }}\x01"
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- "Cheers! 自o（^_^ ）"
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- "Water Level [/////////] 200% - Thanks! (^▽^ )"
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- "Thanks. Some people say I have a CRABby tempeRAMENt.
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I wonder why. （´-` ）"
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- "Q. What do you call noodles made from the core of a tree?
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A. DuRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"
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- "Q. What do you call noodles eaten on bulletin boards?
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A. FoRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"
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- "Q. What kind of noodles can be found at TV stations?
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A. CameRAMEN. *ba dum tss* ┐('∀`；)┌"
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botsnack:
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- "CHIKIN RAAAAAMEN━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!"
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- "Ramen time anytime! 自o(´▽` )/"
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toot:
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success: "Now shared with Mastodon! (＾ｖ＾)"
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error: "Hyuuuuu! Sorry, I can't seem to toot right now. Ask me again later."
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