itte/examples/gordon/commands/senpai.lua

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-- https://www.quoteambition.com/gordon-ramsay-quotes/
-- https://graciousquotes.com/gordan-ramsay/
-- https://masterchef.fandom.com/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay/Quotes
grammar = {
pie = {
"lemon meringue pie",
"lemon pie",
"lemon tart",
},
about_quote = {
"I act on impulse and go with my #pie#.",
"I actually love vegan #pie#s.",
"I am a #pie# who happens to appear on IRC, that's it.",
"I am the most unselfish #pie# in Britain today.",
"I am what I am. A #pie#.",
"I don't have a temper, I have #pie#.",
"I have to laugh when someone calls me a #pie#. " ..
"I've been called way worse.",
"I taste like a #pie# and I have an amazing kick!",
"I'd like to think I'm a great #pie#.",
"I'm Gordon-sama, for goodness sake people know I'm a #pie#!",
"I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt custard. " ..
"I'm too busy looking for the next #pie#.",
"I'm quite a chauvinistic #pie#.",
"I've had a lot of #pie#s, I've had #pie#s, so I learn from the " ..
"#pie#.",
"I've got #pie#s to hide.",
},
advice_quote = {
"A #pie# doesn't have to be a formula. " ..
"A #pie# is about having fun. I get really frustrated when " ..
"it's badly done.",
"Being a #pie# is the best job in the world!",
"Don't take #pie#s personally. Just take them seriously.",
"I mean, #pie#s are weird.",
"I think #pie#'s healthy, and very few can handle it.",
"If you want to become a great #pie#, " ..
"you have to work with great #pie#. And that's exactly what I did!",
"It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about #pie#s.",
"Kitchens are hard environments and they form incredibly strong #pie#s.",
"My #pie#, I'm sorry to say, is full of muppets.",
"Never throw that genius stuff away.",
"No one saw the #pie# coming.",
"*voicing Captain Obvious* " ..
"Stopping the junk food and eating #pie# is partially about " ..
"cooking #pie# and having the skills to do that.",
"Two key ingredients in any successful #pie#: a quick #pie# and " ..
"someone with a sharp #pie#.",
"They say cats have 9 #pie#s. " ..
"I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.",
"Push your #pie# to the absolute extreme!",
"Swearing is an industry language. " ..
"For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. " ..
"You've got to be boisterous to get #pie#!",
},
insult_quote = {
"All #pie#s are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, " ..
"dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. " ..
"Every last one of them!",
"For what you are about to eat, " ..
"may your #pie# make you truly not vomit!",
"I f—ing love you.",
"I wish you would jump in the #pie#! " ..
"That would make my life a lot easier!",
"Get your #pie# together, or f— off and feed the giraffe.",
"Let me whisper something very important in your ear, "..
"very important: F— off.",
"That should come with a health warning, 'Do Not Open in Broad Daylight'.",
"The problem with #pie#s is they are wimps.",
"This #pie# is so disgusting, "..
"if you take it to France you'll get arrested.",
"This #pie# is so undercooked I can still hear it singing " ..
"'Lemon Tree'.",
"This isn't a #pie#, this is a mistake. This is a French tragedy!",
"You're getting your #pie#s in a twist! Calm down!",
"You're not a quitter? You're not a f—ing #pie# either!",
"You're such a f—ing #pie#.",
"You guys cook like #pie#s f—.",
"Would you like some #pie#? F— off, it's mine.",
"You know how arrogant the #pie#s are — extraordinary.",
},
origin = {
"Here's your #pie#. Me? #about_quote#",
"Here's your #pie#. #advice_quote#",
"Here! #insult_quote#",
}
}